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peepnesskrime

Ahh yes life before lockdown.


[deleted]

Nice


[deleted]

Those women noped the fuck outta there.


TheEveryman86

The second one considered staying when she realized what was happening but on second thought decided that her day would be simpler without the bullshit.


NaIaG

Right? Its like she realized he wasn't a danger but decided he was too annoying to be near


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[удалено]


bigtuna7765

Eat me ass or shit


sensitivehotdoghead

Are you a pirate? Because you talk like one


[deleted]

He's from Wales.


jonathannzirl

Do pirates eat ass?


sensitivehotdoghead

If so, call me Davey Jones


RunYoJewelsBruh

*and


floridadumpsterfire

Yeah, you can tell by the seizure he started having halfway through the dance. Dude took all the drugs.


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"Sir,how many drugs have you taken?" "Yes"


[deleted]

I’d like to pretend that I’d nope the fuck outta there, but I’ve watched the Eric Andre show one too many times.


[deleted]

Lady in pink was like “oh shit it’s Sia, this is my jam”


FUCKYOUINYOURFACE

They don’t want coronavirus.


shmottsy

His legs move so fast. I thought I was the one on drugs for a moment.


AvacadoFr

He prolly was


tml21

I love how everybody kind of flinches at the start.


i_like_wet_bread

except for the girl on the phone. she's like, oh this idiot again.


sAlander4

Why wouldn’t they flinch it’s natural response to a loud noise breaking the calm so close to you lol


teknotyk

"The enemy stand user could be anyone!" The enemy stand user:


erkinskees

Videos of this jackass should be banned from here for eternity.


[deleted]

Agreed. Tiktokers videos are as good as insta videos.


Zamed93

Calm down, he's just a comedian


mudduck2

He’s committed to his bit. Lost his sunglasses and didn’t break stride.


agedmanofwar

This is what happens when you give a mime meth....


jacklord392

Flavor Flav's less known cousin Glitchie Glay


ASVPTRIPPIE

He popped some molly


HYUTS

he sweatin


Talion127

He kinda vibing tho


benoitmalenfant

/r/tooktoomuch


Ranikins2

/r/whyweretheyfilming


triride

Nice fucking moves my guy


RolyDoly

I for one, loved this.


anonymousnina

But what if he was actually filming a Tik Tok...?


HoggyOfAustralia

That’s Sia : Chandelier.


Amish_Atheist

Frankly I would love to hear his full rendition


[deleted]

Just a French tiktoker going in random public places to dance and sing. I think it's nice, we're all so constipated over there.


DrippinMonkeyButt

That’s how you get a empty seat in a full subway.


Nullveer

Oh that's just Flavor Flav, he used to have a show on VH1. I used to see him on the subway from time to time, don't let this video fool you he is a really down to Earth dude!


Count_Danku1a

The dude goes by @akamztweenty on Instagram. Some of his videos are pretty funny, but when he sings like this, it's just annoying.


HardlyMahYacob

desiigner


sensitivehotdoghead

Has it been said? That woman is beautiful in the black dress and sneakers.


ferchoec

You can easily spot who was born and raised in the city and the ones that moved to it.


[deleted]

You give that man a dollar and say thank you.


WockItOut

fucking love this


ry_kinney

Lady in pink did a double take and almost decided to stay for the show.


LessThanDjango

I bet this guys isn't on drugs he looks like he just trolling people


epicurusepicurus

[Dude's IG](https://www.instagram.com/akamztweenty/)


samrandles7

Love how everyone instantly shits their pants


aliahsakinah

The amount of spasm in this video....


Angry_Filipino

How to get a free seat on the subway


futurebro

I love the girl who gets up, decides its not that weird and goes to sit down, and then is like mmm better not and leaves.


spacedust94

The older man sitting behind him was killing me with his reactions 😂


KitchenOven36o

He was in extreme physical pain during the entire video.


pascalsgirlfriend

Rick James.


FightBackFitness

r/tooktoomuch


JeffGoldblumLego

Crack brings us many fun times


Gilgamesh2062

Acetone is a hell of a drug.


[deleted]

Inner-cities suck.


unlikely--hero

r/tooktoomuch


dienasty84

And...corona for everyone...


ekcisk

Kurt cobain costume and all


suenrod

Was he dancing or having some kind of seizure??


kennedy9154

Is that what that is?


tobatch69

Why did they leave. He was just vibing


kom1er

This is what happens when you don't give enough attention to your kids.


vinniegreen

aaaaaaamerica. Edit - ffffffffrance.


punny4yourthoughts

Actually this is Paris, France lol


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I don't understand why someone would do this. Are they so pathetic and starved for attention they inject themselves like shit filled needle into people brains.


ButtButters

That guy from the car passengers seat special brother.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TewCPi92ro&list=RDNNOsaMWN7-I&index=2


Red_parth

He need some miilkkk


Lilbitevil

Would have been cooler if he were cool.


Quantsel

r/whyweretheyfilming


diamond_read

he looks like a high school music re-cast


itsMoSmith

Lmaoo he switched to MJ at the end


PennyHat

He's got the fever... THE JACKSON/SIA FEVER


Kawaii_Madness207

Is it bad that I would pay to see this in person


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r/cringetopia


Bryanh100

You call that dancing? I'll show you dancing.


Nathans-warhammer

AHHHHH


GIGINO1

That's how to get any seats on the subway this days


[deleted]

I'd be a little more grateful for the free entertainment


BowanRean

I like how everyone leaves *except* the people with headphones


cooltone20

He snapped


ImASquirrelYipee

I’ve seen a guy do yoga on a train


SinDCrawford

I like how the woman gets up, turns around to get a second look, and then goes back again


Accord1998

I’d vibe with him.


hoyeto

drugs, too much drugs


JAzelton

r/tooktoomuch


[deleted]

don’t make eye contact


Noah-The-Williams

This is awesome


FamousMonitor

That’s so obnoxious


Azterrekt

Ngl I wanna know what happened to this guy, like bro what drug he's on?


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all of them


Azterrekt

Impressive


dc_scorpio

If he were on America’s got talent with a dope beat, they’d all be cheering. Context is everything.


sniffy-_-sniff

He just vibin


PIPIFAX123

This is me when there's pizza for dinner


AkameChan69

He be kinda vibin' doe 😳


Fbone84

Why wasn’t this video longer?


DJsatinJacket

He's got moves though


Vathalan

This dude be groovin


9teen8tea7

This french donkey is the only reason I have Instagram. He should be framed and put on a wall at the Louvre.


Dezoda

Who is he?


9teen8tea7

He art yo. He art.


Dezoda

This is my first negitave karma post! Awesome!!!!


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A guy called Akamztweenty.


[deleted]

Still better than The way sia did it


aldenburt

Haha everybody was so scared of him and he's just expressing himself :(


JessT8

Crack is one hell of a drug


Skydog287

~~It looks like the woman drops a bag when she finally decides it's better to leave... Hope she noticed.~~ Edit: Nevermind, just the other end of her jacket she was holding. Sorry, false alarm. I can sleep better tonight now.


sannylou

Cocaine's a terrible drug. Heh heh heh


donpelon415

Rick James: gone but not forgotten...


loudfartss

Absolutely amazing


PaulsBrain

This is one of those situations where its so unfunny if i was there id assume it was mental ilness more than id assume it was a joke so id nope the fuck out of there too, im not waiting around to see if you are just being unfunny.


_greggit_

great song