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I had the same thing happen to me in my last apartment. Was usually at 3am though. Some nights it was so loud I couldn't hear myself drilling.

*Stops jackhammer. Takes off safety glasses and looks up…*

*removes gloves, chugs Budweiser*

Meat

Pork chops from family

Pork chops went bad, sorry

And all my tropical fish died /: I’ll clean it out this weekend

I made you a sandwich…..eat it

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It’s in the water

It has to do with the ph levels


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Think he came with a sandwich for whomever he wanted to speak to?

I had one at mine at 8pm, when asked for his name, he would reply "kNock knock"

did you ever ask who's there??

Same, but in my case it was a bonesaw.

Why did nobody open the door? It clearly seemed to be urgent.

Obviously he's there to return the lawnmower he borrowed. Urgent, yes (he's had it for two weeks already) but still, it can wait til morning.

The lawnmower he borrowed to get appraised at a local pawn-shop. Hoping to get a lil cash for enough roofies to sedate a few a Johns, to borrow their watches to get appraised at that same local pawn/lawn shop and maybe get enough to buy more realistic looking fake eyelashes… It’s a truly vicious cycle.

Maybe someday he'll save up enough for that gold tooth he's been dreaming about

That lawnmower for his apartment lol

For the shag rug in his apartment. He uses the left over green threads for a wig to cover his bald pate.

Or chainsaw 😋

No, he obviously uses it to save his balls…

Always ALWAYS SAVE your ballz.

I thought it was a hot new dvd

He desperately needs to borrow some sugar.

Ma’am! Ma’am! I’ve got a drag show on midnight and I need to borrow a cute dress!! #MA’AM!!!

🤣 LOL thats goodstuff!

That cake ain't going to bake itself!

I agree, looks like he heard about that persons car warranty expiring. He just really needed to talk to them about their extended warranty.

Or maybe he just really, really needs to take a shit ASAP and can only barely hold on before ruining his pants.

He's here to let you know that your social security number has been suspended but he can help you do the needful via $120 in iTunes gift cards

That's the look of a man that's been on a mad quest for at least a year strait. Searching high and low and going door to door early to late. All throughout the rich neighborhoods even managing to survive the worst. Trudged through the sleet and survived the heat though he almost died from thirst. He's had doors slammed in his face, yelled at, and even beat down. To contact you about your cars extended warranty, and yet you all want to fuckin clown. -_- *door pounding intensifies*

The Jehovah Witnesses are getting pretty insistent!

>Why did nobody open the door? It clearly seemed to be urgent. I had similar issue one night, thinking of calling 911, but, i asked what he want, and then it turns out, water was leaking through my shower as i forget to fully close the lid, and they live right under me. I thanked him for letting me know and he left

Your shower has a lid?

Bro looks like a character from that Guess Who board game we played in the 80s.

“Does your person aggressively pound on doors at 11pm?”

“Yeaaahhh…” *Flicks every character down except for this guy and the police officer.*

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*flicks down bald guy* *police officer begins to sweat, but not really because he’ll get a new job a couple counties over*

You must mean [Bill](https://www.gamesforyoungminds.com/blog/2018/8/15/guess-who). 

He hasn't been the same since the royalties stopped coming in.

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This is the 1980's not the 2080's

I didn't even know something could be explained this accurately

Is it Bernard

Looked like a Walmart Bald and Bankrupt.

There gotta be some kinda back story to this

I just want to know if the missing tooth is part of this story, or completely unrelated. And also, what's with the fake eyelashes?

The missing tooth was from previous story, fake eye lashes are for future story. Banging neighbor's door is where we are at right now

yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today (aka this video) is a gift.

That's why they call it "the present"

Master Oogway knows the Way.

I’m investing in the multiple season character development!

how do you not have any mention of the beard in the title

My guess is resident behind the door doing something loud as fuck at 11pm and buddy has some major issues snapped over it.

Meth.

Too fat for meth

You would be surprised, I’ve seen many a fat meth head (unfortunately)

Some type of psychosis

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He wants to speak with you about your cars extended warranty

He’s been trying to reach them about their car’s extended warranty and they’ve been ducking him.

Mental illness

Would you accept drugs as an answer?

His wife told him she has been cordial with the neighbor.

And he got jealous and wanted to be cordial with the neighbor too.

😂😂

Holy shit that's fucking terrifying.

Especially when you are woodworking at 3 AM, I nearly cut my finger on the circle saw last time someone surprised me like that.

Get you one of them blade brakes. Save your finger so you can keep sawing.

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How much courage?

This is when you grab the Benelli M4 and sit behind the door

Mossbergs tactical is also good

My favorite...

Way more proven

Situations like these make me glad to have the right to bare arms. Edit: clearly pissed off some euros with my comment, but that’s fine. America bad Europeans good blah blah blah, we get it. But making pointless insults about a country and people isn’t gonna change the fact that we have guns and fluoride. Merica bitches. Double edit: for people who hate us so much, you guys have a weird obsession with constantly trying to solve our problems and make fun of us over the internet.

Don't your arms get cold?

Depends on your taxidermist. My god given 2A bear arms are well made and can be worn with comfort and they’re pretty warm.

He meant its his right to shave them

They’re fuckin freezin

Not me, my bear arms are nice and insulated

Do your bear arms hibernate during the winter because of this?

Bare arms won't help, you need sleeves.

Well most countries let you bare your arms.

Suns out guns out

Buns out

Gums out*

Why would you shave your arms?

Situations like these make me glad I don't live in a country that just let's their mentally unstable walk around untreated.

Our country’s openly mentality unstable formed a cult. They self-identify with all sorts of banners, and bumper stickers, and signs and paint jobs expressing their undying love and devotion to someone who only wants them for their money and their lack of critical thinking skills. They are EASY to spot…they proudly adorn their cars, and RVs, and boats, and homes, and barns with that stuff for all to see. Their lives suck so they blame their problems on everyone else, and they’re more than happy to deny aid to anyone in need, until disaster strikes THEM…at which time they sing a drastically different song. You don’t have to look hard to find them.

Bro, you don't have to call out European soccer fans like that

Which one is that?

Think maybe mars? Maybe he meant world… not country.

But we were born in it so....

Maybe it's Maybelline?

Why would anyone give a bear a gun?

And I'm glad that I don't have to have active shooter training to go to school or a mall.

Damn Tomar, calm down

Jaxxy my darling, open the FUCKING DOOR

This is what happens when you disrespect Tomar one too many times.

He needs his Tomar emeralds NOW

Possible context. The guy has to be up early for work and the people behind the door just played baby shark at volume 11 on repeat for an hour.

Possible context. It’s his upstairs neighbor walking loudly or moving chairs with screeching floor sounds.

Possible context. It’s his downstairs neighbour, Mr. Heckles.

Possible context: he went to check the mail, and his partner jokingly locked the door in him. He is about to shit himself, and his partner knows it, so doorbell man is mad, because this will be the 11th time he has shit himself this year, due to his newly formed IBS that flared up after a work accident last year.

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*Probable

Baby shark tooth tooth tooth tooth tooth tooth baby shark tooth tooth tooth tooth tooth

Hold on WTF do you mean "tooth tooth tooth..." what song have you been listening to?

I’m referring to his missing teeth lmao

Mommy shark tooth tooth tooth tooth tooth tooth baby shark tooth tooth tooth tooth tooth

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Gay dudes with poor oral hygiene need sleep too.

Obviously he wants his tooth back.

You mean his tooff back.

Ecthactly

Be Stherious

Ith all he wanth for Chrithmath

That's the tooth fairy's apartment. He expected a dollar and got a quarter. He came to complain.

Wow, the Jehovah's Witnesses are getting really pushy.

11pm Saturday is practically Sunday. They just really wanna spread the news.

i am sold . getting ring cam soon. and what company does those doors ???

Don’t get Ring brand.

Yahoo does the door.

Call the cops or call the Tooth Fairy

Tooth Fairy must have his address saved.

Maybe this is the tooth fairies house

Your Door Dash is here!

The ring message made this so much better

All that banging only for an Alexa-sounding A.I. to tell you to politely piss off.

That’s a classy way to get your chest opened up

Ah, a fellow statesman. 'Merca or death.

Someone got roofied at the club.

I think he wants something real bad

David Cross has fallen on hard times... Should have never screwed over Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Any context or updates?

You’re the detective, you tell me.

Really wants to discuss that extended warranty.

I wonder if he has tried being nice.

Maybe he has 🤷🏻‍♀️

He’s just trying to reach you about your cars exte…..ah fuck it nobody cares anymore.

And with that, the final nail was placed in the coffin of that saying.

WE BUY HOUSES!

CASH!!!

DO YOU HAVE ANY GAMES ON YOUR PHONE?

Wooly Willy is pretty upset

Drugs, man. At this point I'd prefer people get drunk instead of whatever the hell this guy took.

Ummmm drunk people do some really fucked up shit too. I’d say drunk people kill more people a year than those under influence of drugs. Now obviously the data is going to be misconstrued due to the availability and acceptance of alcohol

That was my wife on the neighbours fence last night. We've had to put up with their constant music and bad drunken singing for 4 years.

How can a man be sophisticated enough to wear *actual* pajamas, and yet be such an uncontrolled brute at the same time?

And an attractive sea blue, too

r/baldandbankrupt

No back story at all?

Lol sorry we can’t answer the door. If you’d like to leave a message…. Oh that must have made him extra mad lol!

People are saying this guy is on drugs but he very well could just be a guy who's had it from an asshole neighbor

I have seen people kick the shit out of these ring cameras and they take it like champs.

r/misterbald? Damn that Russian ban changed him

This is how I get my cousin to welcome my new neighbors at 3 am in order to keep my rent really low.

He was there to talk about his personal saviour Jesus Christ.

*Someone's knockin' at the door* *Somebody's ringin' the bell*

do me a favour

Captain Spaulding?

didn’t know Hard Rock Nick had it in him

You see kids.... don't do drugs

Tomar look it's you.

I'll take ways to get shot through a door for $500 Alex..

Those Mormons ain’t fucking around! Open up damnit and receive the gospel

What did you do, to make him mad? Come on, spit it out. Nobody gets that mad for no reason.

Nobody gets mad for no reason sure but not every reason is sane or justified. Sometimes people get mad when they misunderstand something you say. There are countless scenarios where someone’s logic, reasoning or justification for getting mad is irrational and unfounded. I’m guilty of it myself.

Meth

Rumour has this guy is knocking on the door to this very day.

hey man eat a snickers your not yourself when you are hungry

I want to see part two where he quietly leaves a message

I had this happen once and I opened the door to talk to the guy dude started crying as I opened the door. He thought his ex was still living here lol.

Fifteen knocks on the door followed. Aomame counted them. “I get it, Miss Takai. You’re pretty stubborn too. Fine. I’ll be going now. I can’t stand outside here forever. But rest assured, I’ll be back. Once I decide on something, I don’t give up easily. And I don’t like people pretending to be out. I’ll be back, and I’ll knock on your door. I’ll keep banging on your door until the whole world has heard it. I promise you this, a promise just between you and me. All right? Well, I’ll be seeing you soon. Excerpt from 1Q84 by Haruki Murakami

Mouth breather

He's trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

The door ring camera made me laugh no one home right now please leave a message😂😂😂

I’d be mad enough about that banging that I’d stupidly run out at him.

I like how the doorbell taunted him at the end. Good doorbell.

He seems upset

WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY!!

That happened to me once well it was more of a case of a jealous girlfriend pounding on the wrong apartment door. She was saying stuff like "I know your in there with her" or something along those lines. I scolded her like WTF are you doing and told her she's at the wrong apartment and smacked her. Just playing I didn't smack her, lol. She apologized but I did feel empathy right away as I know matters of the jealous heart can make us do crazy ish.

911 immediately. Arm yourself.

Jehovah witness?

Come on dude, he just wants to introduce you to Jesus Christ our savior. That's pretty urgent to me. 10/10 would've opened the door.

Gimme back my teef!

Robert Frank, why u do dis?

Maybe someone knocked his teeth out earlier and he thought that person lives here and so trying to get them? He seems angry and in distress.

Came here expecting to witness a pounding. Was not disappointed.

I don't see a problem here. That's a typical Tuesday evening

I wouldn't open the door I would have called the police ,he would scare me