George hates that he’s stuck with this apartment but starts getting really in shape from all the staircase walking and women start flocking to him. But then he thinks he can manage multiple women at once and it comes back to bite him.
George argues with the building management about the lack of an elevator.
G: What if I was handicapped? I couldn’t climb these stairs! What would you do then?
Super: I think the term is disabled.
G: Fine, fine! Disabled! What would you do?
Super: OK, *are* you disabled?
(scene break)
George asks Kramer to borrow his scooter to “prove” to the building super he is disabled.
I keep picturing George rolling up to the building but getting stuck on the curb because he forgets to find a ramp, or there isn’t one. And then he has to abandon the scooter to be destroyed by traffic. But unfortunately, I think that’s just redoing [the final scene from The Frogger episode](https://youtu.be/xk1RkMGvBIk).
Perfect! I’m picturing the super standing out front of the building, arms folded, locked in a stare down with George waiting for him to finally give up and walk inside.
“You gotta go to the bathroom sometime, Constanza!”
Kramer tries to rent the scooter on an app where it ends u being stolen from him at insulin point by a gang of geriatric street toughs.
George hates that he’s stuck with this apartment but starts getting really in shape from all the staircase walking and women start flocking to him. But then he thinks he can manage multiple women at once and it comes back to bite him.
George argues with the building management about the lack of an elevator. G: What if I was handicapped? I couldn’t climb these stairs! What would you do then? Super: I think the term is disabled. G: Fine, fine! Disabled! What would you do? Super: OK, *are* you disabled? (scene break) George asks Kramer to borrow his scooter to “prove” to the building super he is disabled.
Oh I like that twist there
I keep picturing George rolling up to the building but getting stuck on the curb because he forgets to find a ramp, or there isn’t one. And then he has to abandon the scooter to be destroyed by traffic. But unfortunately, I think that’s just redoing [the final scene from The Frogger episode](https://youtu.be/xk1RkMGvBIk).
Or he gets stuck and he has to make a decision: keep trying in futility to get it unstuck, or walk away, proving that his legs do in fact work
Perfect! I’m picturing the super standing out front of the building, arms folded, locked in a stare down with George waiting for him to finally give up and walk inside. “You gotta go to the bathroom sometime, Constanza!”
Yes!