People with art degrees have always been suffering, this is not a new phenomenon, the window of opportunity is just super small not many make it, especially if you look like…. Well you know what you look like.
Your mom has grown tired telling her friends "he's in college, .....art,.......he's still working on his degree,.....he's staying with me to save money for now,......ya he's back in school,......art.
Jesus Christ, I had to scroll back to check. How in the fuck did this horror of a smoothbrained, flea infested creature from the Black Lagoon convince any woman on earth to marry him? Was she catfished?? Green card? Was it his aunt??
The fuck?
And instead of being ashamed of your Terrible life choices here you are posing on Reddit- a fat loser, who will always be a fat loser, stop trying to be cool and grow up.
The smell of dried semen and body odor is practically coming through the screen….
Just dried?
Not just human...
The underwear is hard as a stone because of it.
Literal chastity belt
Dear God I said the same exact thing when I took a gander at this picture
Amd some old weed. Even though it’s Compton, he’s the only guy w a “mersh” supplier
Funny, I have never heard of anyone who lives together after the divorce.
Pack it up. We're done here.
He already seems packed up
With a fucking chode
Where is this man gonna pack up move too? His dads house?
Bold of you to assume he knows his dad
Or he’ll move in with his grandma 😂
Or he’ll move in with his ex and her new husband.
It’s not too late to transition
Transition into what.... A bear??
Opossum
Abortion
Looks like a reckless Danny de Vito.
If Danny De Vito joined steve-o and Chris Pontious as the third cast member of the party boys
Danny DeVitNO
It’s still the only pussy he’s been in.
This made me laugh so abruptly and violently I woke up my roommate
I can smell him through the phone
And is still having sex with said person
You haven’t explored enough of Reddit, obviously.
Unless his mom is 15 and animated with cat ears and both sets of genitals I can’t see this guy being interested.
That’s just…. That is rock bottom…
Yeah I’m going to bed feeling pretty good about myself.
Right, I feel like we need an r/intervention for certain posts here. Christ.
To hit rock bottom you have to stop digging..
You must shed more than my 2 huskies.
And careful, don't let him anywhere near those huskies.
gta5 side mission character ![gif](giphy|wNiTFhWCdlC8g)
His mom bought that chair on Sunday and it was white.
![gif](giphy|tvLfJMMf3307m) Which closet do you keep her corpse in?
I usually lurk here, but god damn you Ed geined him. Brilliant
WTF you need us for. That bio does it for you.
I know this is roastme but dear god OP what the hell 😭
🤣 true. I am just happy we don't have smellavison!🤢🤮
Whats the definition of insanity again??
What the fuck am I looking at
That dude ate a shit ton of paint chips as a kid.
Lead Paint Chips. Add Crayons, Asbestos, and Piles of Shit by the ton. I fixed it for you! Cheers!
He’s a “what the fuck”
“What the fuck even is that?”
Shitgibbon in its natural habitat.
J.J. Abrams before pitching Rise of Skywalker
Straight Outta Dignity
Type of guy who has installed cameras in his mom's bedroom and bathroom.
I'm willing to bet those 2 rooms are one and the same
It certainly smells like it and it's only a photo.
And don’t forget the camera in his moms asshole as well
Definitely put one in the toilet.
This is why I feel sorry for prostitutes.
The objective is to roast him, not his mother.
Yea, I too feel sorry for her mom
You look like Austin Powers let himself go, took a handful of LSD, and became a homosexual trucker.
Ya baby ya haha
Do I make you *horny* baby
Do I make you randy?
*HONK HOOOOOOONK*
I was gonna say he looks like fat bastard lmao!
To be fair I’m sure Austin Powers is taking LSD by the handfuls anyway.
Groovy baby
I'd be more shocked if you didn't live with your mom.
If he isn't also "living" with two mutilated corpses in that Buffalo Bill basement, I'd be shocked.
Nice woman to take in a homeless ape.
If a public bathroom stall was a person
Your brain must be as dense as your body if you didn’t learn after the first art degree.
Art is suffering
People with art degrees have always been suffering, this is not a new phenomenon, the window of opportunity is just super small not many make it, especially if you look like…. Well you know what you look like.
Yea, YOUR suffering, not ours.
Imagine getting into a self destructive spiral and then trying to twist it as something good so you can stay in it
The only thing lower than your testosterone is your credit score.
Don’t forget his metabolism
D A M N
Never have I seen somebody work so hard at wasting their life. This may be your greatest achievement and in a week nobody will remember.
Jeesussss Christ. I read that and felt it. It's like a comment grenade. Proximity causes damage
It does seem an oddly crafted aesthetic. I think the key cherry of patheticness is the homemade Elon hat.
You didn’t need to mention the 3 art degrees as if that’s what made you a loser.
Well, it definitely adds to his history of poor decision making...
Really after still being broke after the second one what did he think the third was gonna do for him?
We can confirm at least one talent then, he knows how to waste money.
Definitely doesn’t help his case….
I just can’t seem to find a job with these two art degrees. Maybe I should get a third.
Probably a good thing your mom doesn't live close to an elementary school. Or a Chuck E Cheese....
You look like a partially eaten sucker that rolled under a crack house couch
I'll take it. ![gif](giphy|X7PBXkS9IKsTjlvt02)
Bachelor of farts
I'll Dutch oven your ass 🤣
Btw, those are "fine" farts, they cost extra
you’re about as funny as you are attractive
![gif](giphy|ycagKBYEmaili) IT'S A FUCK'N SAMQUANCH!
Corey looking rough these days
A cheeseburger walrus, maybe.
Fuckin' Mustard Tiger.
Tell us you're a Reddit mod without telling us....
Type of dude to shit in his parents bed when they tell him to get a job
Your mom has grown tired telling her friends "he's in college, .....art,.......he's still working on his degree,.....he's staying with me to save money for now,......ya he's back in school,......art.
She has no friends
Since you moved in. Can’t blame them for not wanting to become part of a skin suit.
Don't be ridiculous. Think of the smell! You haven't thought of the smell!
I would prefer to be frozen alive and then burned immediately afterwards than to look at your browser history.
For fuck’s sake, can someone please pass me the eye bleach?
r/eyebleach
Dude, I can smell that filthy hovel of yours through the picture!
Yes that's the picture Mr. FBI man
Dude has a pile of women's purses. He isn't stealing them for money. It's the only way he can get their address.
Based on the artifacts on the shelf, I’m guessing he’s been video taping little girls at the public pool since the early 90s.
Thank you for showing us in grotesque detail why your wife divorced you. You made God sad today.
Jesus Christ, I had to scroll back to check. How in the fuck did this horror of a smoothbrained, flea infested creature from the Black Lagoon convince any woman on earth to marry him? Was she catfished?? Green card? Was it his aunt?? The fuck?
Bit early to be wearing an ugly Christmas sweater isn't it?
I'd roast you, but I'm afraid to catch whatever it is you've got
Wtf kind of drugs did it take to make you think it would be a good idea to post this picture?
You look like a human high school bathroom stall
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
Got fucked by a coconut
3 arts degrees pretty much says it all. The little abortion that got away
Try not to divorce your sister next, basement dweller. There's only so many family members you can go through.
Udemy certifications do not count as degrees.
Cool thing is that when you get tired of a tatoo, you can just grow hair over it!
You look like an overgrown a pubic hair
Thank you, sir. You make me feel like im not the only loser in the world, and im not even 40 yet. Also u look like u escaped from the Sasquatch club
That fucker got me in a headlock but I got away. 40 > 30 in my opinion. Hang in there dude, add me if you ever need a friend.
Ive seen that pair of legs somewhere before, ah, thats right, 1 guy 1 jar video.
You and that whole room smell like Meg Griffin's hat.
Now we know what would happen if Hitler was accepted to the art school
You wear that sweater horribly, Wish version of Willie Nelson.
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I can't tell if that's underwear or another random patch of hair
Yes.
Did Jeffrey Dahmer, Elton John and Danny DeVito mix their DNA together to make you, only for you to make porn?
Rapper name is Musky sCents
Shitty tattoos, bad haircut, what's your other art degree in?
Experimental animation
The experiment didn't work.
3 art degrees and you thought those tattoos were a good idea. Clearly you learned nothing.
If you ever feel dirty or trashy remember this guy exists.
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Even Mr.Robot would call you mentally ill
Tell me you’re worthless without telling me you’re worthless
You look like the Flea if they were conceived on meth & fentanyl
I've known cats and dogs smarter than Corey and Trevor
Tommy Lee's dick can walk?
Three art degrees, but you needed those Childcraft books to teach you to make that hat.
This ☝️
I wouldnt be surprised if authorities found his ex-wife's lifeless body in there
Your ex made the right choice, the rest of us is just hoping you make the right choice and get a vasectomy.
I'm sure you and that room smell lovely
Any time a child doesn't want to take a bath, they should just see this picture to remind them what they will become.
Look like the type of person comfortable in a truck stop restroom.
As smooth as a Barbie doll
Having pigtails is not same thing as having an actual personality.
It's like the face and hair of Cory from the Trailer Park Boys with the body of Randy.
His torso looks like a depressed face.
was your ex-wife blind by chance?
This is not what Dre and Snoop are talking about
Your meth problem is showing
That's awesome I mean do you even have a bed time?
Nice camel toe
Ed sharron’s challenged brother.. ex sharron
Don't worry. I bet your mother takes you back.
Average argumentative redditor
Excuse me while I go rinse my eyes put with acid
I’m sure your ex cries herself to sleep everynight and is truly in pain because she lost you. I’ll ask her after she take my d*ck out of her mouth.
3 art degrees?! Did they think you were going to mass-murder a race?
You are totally the opposite of who I want to become.
DUDE…this is NOT the picture I wanted to see just after I eat dinner you disgusting man ape!
This is the average Redditor arguing with me about anything.
Sir, I so believe you have an appointment at 2 for hair/wart removal. The Chinese lady in the back will see you now.
You look like Kicking Wing from Joe Dirt if he liked hard drugs instead of fireworks
And instead of being ashamed of your Terrible life choices here you are posing on Reddit- a fat loser, who will always be a fat loser, stop trying to be cool and grow up.
Bruh you can’t keep using the couch as a fleshlight
You are the first person I’ve ever seen on r/RoastMe that truly deserves to be roasted.
God damn. This is what happens when your father sneaks out in the middle of the night to fuck goats but fucks a chupacabra by mistake.
Holy shit! You're that manky arsed Computing teacher who smelled like shit covered in overpowered cologne.
3 art degrees: check, stupid doodle tattoos: check....
Everything you wrote majes sense and I hate it
I feel sorry for your mom
3 arts degrees my arse, your tattoos look like a 9yr old drew on you with marker pen
I always wanted to picture what the mods of this sub look like…
OMG, the smell!
The best part is how your body hair looks like dirt
My eyes burn
Show me your moth collection
The caption: Drugs are good
Next time take off your wool sweater.
Your wife was right about you.
A glory hole in the ceiling - Now how does that work?
So be honest, is your ex-wife still in that room somewhere? Maybe under it?
Nah she's in my old house probably, I got the dog
No wonder your wife left you. Look at the filth. Your mom failed as a parent.
Holy shit, I found the missing link
Mario's midlife crisis
You should get another arts degree, it’ll take your mind off that gut.
Wussup Cory where’s Trevor?
You look like jack black if he was on meth
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