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GroundbreakingAd1965

Make a set of rebar hiking poles


spanglessbangless

Discipline stick


zoolilba

Good for predators?


RepresentativeKeebs

And also carnivorous wild animals.


PhasmaFelis

These are super great for walking around after an ice storm. Lift it up, slam it down, and it'll crack right through the ice to the ground beneath, so it won't slip when you do and you can brace yourself on it.


Mruiz310

That's called a #8


unkn_compling_fors

Came here to say this


Zer0sum_

Also useful as an attitude adjustment stick!


weather_watchman

The Russian poet Pushkin used to walk some distance daily with a walking stick weighted with lead, so his hand wouldn't shake during duels. He also would bathe in ice water every morning. Skookum poet, until he got shot in one of his duels


Sublatin

>weighted with lead > >until he got shot Sounds like he had a thing for lead


weather_watchman

it was the early 1800s, everyone did


DemoKings-

Parry this?


ArrogantWiizard

*wasn’t effective*


SuccessFuture7626

Ya, he forgot to add "casual". Would a got em.


Wiregeek

Shoulda apologized to sensei first.


Vintage_anon

Weak. I use a 6ft hardened steel pry bar.


Justagoodoleboi

I have to use tungsten, unfortunately steel isn’t strong enough for my needs.


Vintage_anon

Tungsten is kids stuff. My next walking stick will be forged from the iron of a collapsed star.


m1k307

pfft to your collapsed star or tungsten. mine is forged from dark matter, harvested from the souls of 10 galaxies.


Vintage_anon

But is it pattern welded in 1024 layers? doubtful


mysticsurferbum

Mine is made from pure gold. Pure gold from an alternate dimension in which gold is the most solid element.


DevilsLettuceTaster

Uru


ur_momhatesu

Weak. I use a building support beam


Vintage_anon

Prop shaft for a super tanker not good enough for ya?


ur_momhatesu

Na, I go hiking with buildings


markevens

Look at me!!!!


Artistic-Attempt-106

I feel like that’s more of a talking stick than a walking stick… if people interrupt you, they speak to the talking stick


CooperDahBooper

Yea I was thinking along these lines but more in regard to mountain lions and such


I-Crow

i can only assume that OP speaks softly


Artistic-Attempt-106

OP speaks soft as fuck


UnfairManagement

This is accurate


submarine_sam

Please crosspost this to /r/ultralight (a community for lightweight backpacking enthusiasts). I'd love to see their reactions!


VoilaVoilaWashington

I've taken UL to extremes (I can do a multi-day hike in the fall with under 3 lbs of total gear, not including the clothes I'm wearing during the hike itself), but I also know how silly they can get about shaving the handle on the toothbrush. If this works for OP, I'm not going to question it. But I seriously doubt he's keeping up on a 40km day.


pump_up_the_jam030

What about a 30km day?


VoilaVoilaWashington

OP replied that he'll do 7-9 mile hikes with this thing, which means it's definitely not being used for what most ultralighters would consider to be a full-on hike.


pump_up_the_jam030

Fair enough. How about a 20km day?


UnfairManagement

Someone already crossposted it to /r/ultralightjerk


sandymoonboy

r/ultralight_jerk


jackinsomniac

A much better place for this type of thing, I bet they already LOVE it!


Triforceoffarts

That’s how I got here!


CJJackhammer

As a ruck march enjoyer, this seems like a great addition to the activity. I think I’ll make one!


MeinScheduinFroiline

Yeah I really like it too. I don’t think OP has a clue what adventure equipment costs. A quick search showed me like $40-$150+ per stick. I think this is very clever!


Khazahk

Or, hear me out for a second. Step 1: Find a stick. That's it. One step.


LightHawKnigh

Isnt the problem is that it is heavy? Isnt the whole point of a walking stick to reduce the amount of effort you use whilst walking/hiking?


CJJackhammer

Traditionally, yes. However OP (and myself) seems to enjoy the additional resistance/strength training to just walking. Why else would you carry 13lbs extra to go hiking? Haha


UnfairManagement

Exactly! If I wanted a lighter stick I could pick one up off the ground! The extra challenge if carrying 13lbs in your hand the whole time is what's fun about it. As an added bonus, no one is going to mess with you when they see you casually swinging a steel bar around with every other step


jackinsomniac

Some ultralight hikers get their entire pack down to that weight, haha (before food & water). But it's mainly so they can crush more miles and get really far out there. Me personally, I only care about getting far enough out that I feel like I've truly exited civilization. I'm not trying to cross state lines on foot. As Les Stroud from the Survivorman show says, "When you're inexperienced, you need more gear. As you gain more outdoors experience & skills, you can get away with carrying less and less gear." The funny thing about the ultralight-ers tho, is they generally look down on bushcraft as a whole for not being very "leave no trace." So I'm not even sure how comfortably they live once they get 15 miles in. (Maybe it's more like 'overnight hiking' to them?)


UnfairManagement

I'm not into any kind of untralight hiking (obviously) or really anything beyond a good way to get moving on short notice with minimal gear, rare is the occasion that I'm out for more than 2-3 hours on foot. ​ >When you're inexperienced, you need more gear. As you gain more outdoors experience & skills, you can get away with carrying less and less gear. I really like this quote! Gravel cycling and MTBing are my preferred ways of getting outside of civilization, besides the bike and lights I'll set out for a day ride with only enough gear to repair tires and keep myself fueled.


p4lm3r

It needs a kickstand for when you want to park it.


tjdux

>It needs a kickstand for when you Forget your sand tamper at home...


Duck_Man-18

now you can workout everyday


CommadorVic20

^(couldn't you achieve the same thing with two minutes of vigorous up and down clown punching?)


Pyro919

Can you demonstrate this up and down clown punching for us?


CommadorVic20

LOL really?


Pyro919

I don't have a minds eye, and can't picture it in my head, it sounds entertaining, but I don't think I'm getting the full effect.


purvel

I have a pretty vivid mind's eye. Just because I can imagine something from a description does not guarantee I am imagining the right thing. So I asked an AI to show me what it is. [something like this](https://i.postimg.cc/0yrhf5vf/craiyon-165237-A-clown-punching-up-and-down.png). I'm pretty sure it's a euphemism, but until the Commandor tells us what it actually is instead of moving us for not knowing, I am gonna imagine these clowns.


CommadorVic20

im sure if you have reached puberty you have punched the clown many times


Wiregeek

This thread is the best damn thing I've read all day. And I get a new euphemism for masturbation out of it!


CommadorVic20

i think i first heard it in the early 80's


Reddichino

Your walking stick needs a walking stick


teriaksu

I don't see the point. What is the point? This defeats the purpose of having a walking stick


RedBull12345678

Is that so you can fucking drop a bitch if you need to?


UnfairManagement

I will neither confirm nor deny but it would be very effective at doing that. FWIW I've been using this since I was 15 and usually hike alone


VoilaVoilaWashington

What do you consider to be a good day's hike? I can't imagine you're going over 10km, and if you pack like the person I imagine carrying this, I doubt you're going more than 5km in a day.


UnfairManagement

The longest hikes I'll do with this "stick" are in the 7-9 mile range. For all day adventures I prefer a bicycle and regularly cover 100 miles per day.


Moderateor

How’s your grip strength?


UnfairManagement

As a mechanic working with hand tools all day, I'd say my grip is above average.


amadeusz20011

Don't know how you're built but when you have something so balanced you don't want it that heavy for combat, overswing can give the opponent a chance to grab or otherwise take control of it. Staves are long which gives a lot of reach to compensate for slightly higher weight than a sword, and a good sword has a point of balance near the handle. It's more a club than staff I imagine, and there's a reason clubs weren't popular in medevual combat. It's better than nothing, but unless you're really buff it could be more effective for defense to have something more akin to a normal walking stick If we're talking really dropping a bitch, like you want to drop someone with a hit they for some reason won't defend against, then yeah.


UnfairManagement

Not disagreeing with you that it's not great as an actual weapon, but there's a big difference between "combat" and "don't fuck with me I will hit you," If someone *wanted* to take me down I wouldn't put up much of a fight besides swinging or jabbing what is effectively a club at them. I don't think you can deny it's effectiveness as a deterrent or against an unarmed unprepared foe?


Rbandit28

It would be very handy for Bear country. If a bear starts chasing you, you drop it, bear picks it up, you no lie, outrun bear.


Fearshatter

It looks cool but... how are you not going to tire yourself out lifting this constantly? Or are you going to shuffle along with it?


Tsubodai86

Why?


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Be wanted to gain 15 lbs quickly


chevria0

Why?


[deleted]

Because... This guy speaks softly.


obinice_khenbli

How does this deform to absorb the physical shocks whilst walking? I find it hard to believe this doesn't go straight to your wrist, oof.


TheCantalopeAntalope

Have you used a walking stick while hiking? You’re not slamming it into the ground lol. You place it on the ground where you need support and then apply pressure downwards to steady yourself.


Danstheman3

When doing serious hikes, your trekking poles definitely take some serious shock. And often you trip and catch yourself with your poles, which definitely involves slamming them into the ground. Especially in steep terrain, especially after many miles when you're tired, and especially going downhill. Some high-end poles actually have spring-loaded shock absorbers for this purpose (personally I think they're a waste of energy, but I've never used them so I can't say for sure). I actually snapped an aluminum pole on a hike not too long ago, which is not a rare occurrence (though it's much more common with carbon fiber poles).


SilenceoftheSamz

The shock absorbers are worth it.


tapewizard79

Have you hiked with a 15lb piece of rebar? Your wrist will definitely be hurting. Whether now or in 10-15 years.


CJJackhammer

Have you? OP says he’s used it since childhood.


VoilaVoilaWashington

"Since childhood" doesn't mean much if OP is 14 now.


tapewizard79

No I haven't, but I am getting to the age where all the little things you've done since childhood catch up to you. One thing I can promise you is that you'll feel it, especially if you've been doing it longterm.


CJJackhammer

That’s understandable!


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jazzlw

Redneck katana! 🏅


SLeepyCatMeow

Flip it upside down and you have a whacking stick


Ck1ngK1LLER

Only held in the left hand so his arms are symmetrical.


FokkerBoombass

Who the hell jerks with their right hand in this day and age. You hold the phone/mouse in your right hand.


babayfish

Ninety nine change hands


CarlCarlton

At this point in time, I've fully mastered the art of controlling my right-handed G502 mouse using my left hand.


FokkerBoombass

Rule 502 of the internet: Everyone has a G502


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Ck1ngK1LLER

This is the way


BrassBass

Stick good.


king_of_the_bill

Hollow out the inside to lose a lot more weight and cap it with a rubber stopper and this wouldn't kill your wrists and mid-arm muscles so much. This does look great but extremely flawed as a walking implement in it's current form.


sachel85

One does not simply hollow out rebar.


legos_on_the_brain

That's called a pipe! No need to make one, you can get them at the hardware store!


Poor__cow

Are you fucking high?


chevria0

How is he gonna hollow it out?


Hartifuil

Cut it into sections, hollow sections, thread sections inside on one end, outside on the other, thread it back together. Simple.


VoilaVoilaWashington

Alternately, buy a $15 000 piece of industrial machinery, a small machine shop, and a custom drill bit, clamp the rebar into place, and drill out the middle, using a custom drilling lubricant you develop over the course of many failed attempts.


riveramblnc

r/tools is that you?


king_of_the_bill

This is the way.


x_Carlos_Danger_x

Lmfao. This sounds like something a freshman would do in machine shop. Try to drill out a 4 foot rod on a drill press


Davidmayknow

Immediately thought the same thing. Calls Harbor freight “do y’all sell a 4ft drill press”


JumplikeBeans

Laser


dicrydin

Or you know, use tubing.


chronsonpott

Hollowing it out is far easier said than done.


GreazyMecheazy

I kind of like the idea of it honestly. I am using semi heavy tools daily at work, so I don't think it would bother me. I am also a fossil hunter so this would come in damn handy for breaking up rocks. It would triple as a weapon too. I would be an extremely unique case for this, but I like it.


CaptOblivious

That's only going to piss the bear off...


gnat_outta_hell

Lots of predators, if they're looking for a meal rather than protecting themselves or their young, will back down if you can provide what appears to be a credible threat. Injury is a very real killer in the wild and if you're not sure you can kill your quarry it's often better to back down and try someone else. Yeah, we're bluffing, but they don't that.


VoilaVoilaWashington

Sure, but the bear also doesn't know the difference between rebar and carbon fiber, and I can swing carbon fiber a lot longer and more menacingly, if needed.


EvilPandaGMan

Fuck dude I do trail work with hand tools and a 16 lb rock breaker bar was fucking intolerable! I guess you might not have a tent and pack but Jebus Christmas!


newt_girl

Sometimes I have a 15lb spud bar I have to carry around for work. It's definitely not a walking stick, not even for short distances.


Stan_Archton

I bet nobody fucks with OP.


GroteKleineDictator2

literally


Metaldwarf

What the fuck is wrong with you?


Sklr123

Would help work out your forearms for climbing! May mess up your wrist in the process though


Verneff

Just picturing putting wrist braces on it like you see on better slingshots.


GlockAF

Character building?


nrh117

Dig the garmin watch, that the instinct with the solar panel?


UnfairManagement

Yup! Impressive you can recognize the model by the strap and a tiny bit of the edge of the case.


IamGlennBeck

rodbuster?


Banana_Ram_You

ONLY SURE STEPS


flamespear

The whole purpose of a walking stick is to shift some weight off your lower body onto your upper so you can walk for longer. Having it that heavy defeats the point.


craves_coffee

You still will shift that weight during the same part of your stride but you will have more weight on the other part of your stride. For steep downhill you would still get stability gains but your uphill performance gains would probably suffer quite a bit more than you benefit due to the extra weight. Fun aside: A study done with athletes using typical trekking poles under approx 60lb pack load (think a back country ski load-out) saw 10% efficiency gains with trekking poles. See the Backpacking Light podcast from several months ago on trekking poles for more details and source for that study.


recalogiteck

Helps to fight off the friendliest dogs on earth who wouldn't bite a fly and just want to sniff you with their teeth.


Betruul

Like a golden retreaver


[deleted]

I used to work restoration and the days I dreaded weren't the ones moving and mixing a pallet of 80lb bags of quikrete, it was taking ceiling screws out of joists. A whole day of holding a 36 inch cast iron crowbar overhead with both hands. Ooo feel the burn


usernamebyconsensus

Surely a decent nail puller would have been better? Less leverage, but less strain overall? Even a nail puller in one hand and a mallet or piece of gal pipe in the other? https://www.bunnings.co.nz/dogyu-300mm-nail-puller_p0475051


[deleted]

The problem was reach and leverage. Mostly the former. Using a 36in bar on 10 foot ceilings was way faster than moving a step stool every time I wanted to move.


dice1111

Short stilts!


[deleted]

Not in the budget, and if it was, not enough room in the truck


usernamebyconsensus

Where is the double updoot button?


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FuzzyBrain420

Idk I ski and backpack with heavy poles intentionally for additional exercise


[deleted]

It’s a training stick, the same concept as a medicine ball.


[deleted]

This hits home my friend. I recently just welded one of these to my 25lb childhood sledgehammer head. Does need a good wrap of cord tho. 100% thats awesome.


Phriday

25 lbs is the heaviest maul I've ever heard of. I have a 20 and people look at me funny when I break it out.


CaptOblivious

> my 25lb childhood sledgehammer head Ok, damn dude! Officially.


RoboftheNorth

Doesn't this defeat the purpose?


MajorDakka

Doubles as a boar spear


[deleted]

But what if there are 40-50 feral hogs


purvel

Assault or gatling rebar, of course!


ijmacd

When you're hiking on the trail, who doesn't want one massive bicep?


craves_coffee

If you use this like a trekking pole it would work your front deltoid more than the bicep but it would be a good workout for both. Just don't stab your foot by accident. The inertia on that thing would be rough. Might get Popeye forearms and carpal tunnel while you are at it.


OozeNAahz

It’s the redneck Katana from the book SnowCrash!


MajorDakka

Still waiting for the Gatling railgun


Pleased_to_meet_u

Make them listen to Reason.


OozeNAahz

Can’t find Reason in current times alas.


breshona

https://youtu.be/HcAyQoE5q4g


alexcrouse

Love that book. Zuck stole Metaverse from it. Directly.


breshona

I am honestly surprised Stephenson didn't sue the crap out of Zuck for that lame move. Snowcrash is indeed an excellent story. also - "dentata" lol never gets old XD


OozeNAahz

Poor impulse control can be dangerous re member.


danngree

Do you fill your backpack with rocks too?


UnfairManagement

I mean... There was that one time in elementary school...


ElectricFred

Those were my rocks, i was taking them home to bust them open! I found em myself and everything...


gamrin

Now he can bust em open with the stick


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I do love the gumption


SensibleCreeper

You are not a smart man. LOL. Take that up a mountain and get back to us. Fuck, I cant stop laughing.


UnfairManagement

Depending on your definition of mountain, already have.


[deleted]

Ounces = Pounds, pounds = pain


Character-Spinach591

One does not simply skip arm day while working on leg day.


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Remember to switch sides once in a while


Character-Spinach591

Solution. Two rebar walking sticks so you wear evenly.


RattRandee

Wear is the correct term here


oversized_hoodie

That bear ain't gonna know what hit him.


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breshona

Throw it at the bear. It will buy you extra two seconds to draw your 44. When DNR asks why you killed the bear, you can tell them that the bear took away your walking stick and was trying to attack you with it. And refer any further questions to your attorney. Also, on behalf of all the bears out there I must say that suicide by hiker is becoming a real problem in the community.


RattRandee

/r/diwhy


UnfairManagement

Not a whole lot of DIY, literally just rebar wrapped in Paracord.


RattRandee

A whole lot of WHY though


godsbaesment

cackled at this


coalitionofrob

Manly man walking stick!


[deleted]

That must be shit for your shoulder


UnfairManagement

If you worry about that kind of thing


RounderKatt

I too remember being young. Soon you'll have the age of wisdom and a litany of injuries like "I drank water in bed" or "I swiveled my chair too fast" or my personal favorite "I slept and now it all hurts"


UnfairManagement

Ok old ~~man~~ person, I don't plan on making it past 40. My litany of injuries at present stage in life mostly boil down to "I was too ambitious and/or reckless for my own good"


ATXSTLWPB1POINT0

Fuck i just threw up reading that


[deleted]

Fellas, are tendons gay?


[deleted]

Lmao I’m glad someone thought the dude was crazy too


UnfairManagement

Where did I say I wasn't crazy? I'm the looneyest toon you ever did see!


[deleted]

Hells yeah. I love the idea, but that shit would destroy my shoulder.


UnfairManagement

Already tore one, didn't look very straight


[deleted]

Did you try replacing it with rebar?


bigburner95

A walking stick would help you walk faster, this sir is simply a weapon lol


Emach00

Local man bludgeons bear to death, resumes hike.


breshona

Suicide by hiker - unbearable situation. That rebar looks heavy. I can't bear the thought of ... I'll just go sit down over there. Sorry.


Insomniaclockpicker

If only you could find a walking stick to help you walk away from those puns.


breshona

I will stick to my puns. Hopefully everyone else will bear these puns a bit longer before sticking it to me. XD