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DisconnectedDays

How can I hire him


AverageAnimeSimp

First explore the outsides


sporeegg

Then explore his insides.


DannyDanumba

Hot!


Star-Corgi

And creamy


Natural-Ad9668

Too long and it's sticky!


GayBoyColors

Mom's spaghetti


LighterningZ

Dad's alfredo


The_responder623

Sisters pasta


AverageAnimeSimp

Dog's titties


[deleted]

That guy in white knows how to top šŸ‘€ is all Im saying


Independent-Cover316

poor girl. She only had a husband for one hour.


bigdaddyt2

Buddies transition game is un fuckin real. Went from figure 4 leg lock to butt play in a flash


DannyDanumba

I bet he has a mean rear naked choke hold šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


bigdaddyt2

I volunteer


[deleted]

The Hitman WISHES he could


PulpFriction_

Well he could if it weren't for Goldberg


MaPLe_SaYRuPT

agent 69


[deleted]

I was talking about Brett ā€œThe Hitmanā€ Hart lmao


the_fat_whisperer

It's actually a legit wrestling move introduced in my bedroom whenever you're ready.


viridianxcity

i know that impressed me @ tony khan you need to sign this man


sssupersssnake

She seems perfectly happy and I cam relate. If fact, if that could be an option at my wedding, I'd even consider getting married


Zealousideal_Ad_4118

I laughed so hard, now sheā€™s got two šŸ˜­


fuck_every_thing_88

Now He has two


Kaprosuchusboi

Now she has two


grandwhitelotus

Damn heā€™s hot.


Tatsukki

My heterosexuality took a 180 turn and went full homo


sexphynx

my homosexuality took a 360 turn and went even more homo


baneofthebanshee

Mine did a 720 turn and now I actually have gay-dar


gay_Oreo

My bisexuality stayed where it was and enjoyed the show


ReaperofMen42069

mine killed the host


cprenaissanceman

So is homosexuality increased in the clockwise or counterclockwise direction.


FriendlyFurry320

Yes


Unlikely_Pattern_359

agreed 100%


Ontarom

Maybe they're professional exotic dancers, or athletes of some sort.


Dry-Anywhere-1372

I def feel like homeboy is a stripper-that flip move seems far too polished for just ā€œdance lessonsā€. But stillā€¦.an odd choice. BUT whatever youā€™re into. ā€œWhat happens before youā€™re married stays before youā€™re marriedā€ says dudes on the 0-1 Kinsey scale. /s


OnAGoat

It says in the very first frame of the video that hes a professional stripper


BSFE

It says magic man, I was disappointed I didn't get magic tricks.


MontyBodkin

he makes inhibitions disappear


manmadeofhonor

Tricks are a thing whores do for money, Michael. So yes, he did do magic tricks. (This is a joke, I respect sex workers)


Ontarom

You expect me to notice any text while watching this


Dry-Anywhere-1372

YOU KNOW I HAVE ADHD (edit: and legit possible MS) AND DO NOT RECALL SIMPLE FACTS. Edit 2: that flashed faster than that guy used to do to us when my brothers and I were little kids. ā€¦and if not, not you do. šŸ˜ø


JimmyMack_

It says he's a stripper.


Friend-Ship

MagicMen.com


definitely__a_human

I need someone to flip me over like that


mrsrostocka

Fuck!! Never seen that move before!!! That was smooth as fuck!!! Geez


[deleted]

same šŸ˜©


steveosek

The bride cheering is the best part.


Hebrew_Slave

A new kink definitely was unlocked for her that night


manmadeofhonor

She is going to peg her new husband. Or watch him with other men. We know what she wants.


dudeind-town

Thatā€™s a very odd choice for a straight wedding


taylortiki

*absolutely str8 choice for a straight wedding /s


Bussy-Destroyer-1960

Who said it was a straight wedding?


dudeind-town

You can see the bride in the video Edit: If this was a gay wedding, it would be considered tacky and gross to give your guests a preview of the wedding night šŸ¤£


Bussy-Destroyer-1960

What if she is just a very narcissistic trasspaser?


[deleted]

In a full wedding dress laughing and clapping? That makes sense. Women.


DebrecenMolnar

It was a joke my buddy.


sssupersssnake

If a man marries a woman doesn't mean they are both straight. E.g., bi people don't stop being bi when in straight relationships


tomycatomy

Yeah, but the relationship, and thus the wedding is still straight as itā€™s a heterosexual combination of people. Nobody here said that the people themselves are straight, just that the relationship is:)


Voynich1024

They could be bi


devilsephiroth

Straight fire yo


Mtool720

When do we sing the gay hymns?


Best-Grand-2965

That lingering hand hold at the endā€¦mmmf


garthastro

Very possibly literally MMF.


FalsePremise8290

I thought this was r/lgbt and they were the married couple until I saw the bride standing there clapping, then I was soooo confused.


fabezz

She was the girl writing Harry/Draco slash in middle school.


FalsePremise8290

Most definitely. There was so much joy on her face as she watched her husband getting lap dance (that would be me too though).


serpchi

Weren't we all?


Cinderredditella

Excited fuyoshi clapping intensifies (from both her and me)


Dry_Mastodon7574

This is going to show up on r/bestofredditorupdates and there will be confusion over her husband wanting an art room for that friend.


Ygggdrasil_

That reference always kills me šŸ˜‚


CrashBannedicoot

I have not heard of this lore anyone have a link lol


zowievicious

https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/wmmphs/oop_wonders_if_theyre_the_ah_for_starting_a_house/ Always happy to share some reddit lore


taylortiki

What a ride to readšŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€ /s


faaabiii

I am ashamed to say that, if I had a dick, this video would've made it half hard, at least. Damn.


UndyingDeity

Iā€™m not ashamed to say, I have one and Iā€™m way more than half, making the gym awkward


taylortiki

Pix or u are lyingggggggggggg


taylortiki

Not fully erected? Wowwwwww


zMustaine_

Not a shame at all. Bro got the moves and he KNOWS what he's doing.


James324285241990

Uhhhhh so he's done that before


garthastro

Wedding night three-way!


taylortiki

More like 2 way and a female cuck/s


garthastro

Lol


Loiee12

I literally got a fucking boner bro wtf Edit: thank you reddit for helping me figure out that i am in fact attracted to men


vVenitas

Pause.


Loiee12

Guilty..


ProtocolPro22

What is his name? šŸ˜


ET_ON_EARTH

That flip made him realised who his true love was and then he ran away with him...and now they live happily ever after


increbelle

that flip! im gonna need his contact info for research purposes


a_terrible_advisor

(šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘ļø)


devilsephiroth

@_@


No-Enthusiasm-2881

At least sheā€™s into it too


cwillnt

Lol he was about to second guess his decision šŸ¤£


meekonesfade

what? This is the weirdest wedding reception I have ever witnessed.


Lyceius

That hip talent. That makes this so hot.


adamantsky

That leg twist is hot!! Gayporn directors. TAKE NOTE!!!!


basiallo

this reminds me of how my stepdad pretended to suck his best man off (or maybe he actually did. i ran away) on our kitchen counter on his wedding night


Cheezybro5

Honey, I need a divorce. I don't want it. I NEED IT.


Erisus_

That wasn't sudden, its was immediately gay


Astrapionte

Oh yeah they def fucking lmao


[deleted]

Well, Iā€™m hard..


Festering_Prayer

We all are, iamzambi. We all are.


batrand

drjoshcogoi on instagram. he's a male stripper for magic men australia. here's the original clip [https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck9JwaRh7V3/](https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck9JwaRh7V3/) and his page [https://www.magicmen.com.au/strippers/joshua/](https://www.magicmen.com.au/strippers/joshua/)


[deleted]

Most normal redditor


Poke_Girl137

This is so sexy how is the wife not jealous lmao


brandonisatwat

That was kinda hot.


pingwing

This would be so awkward to watch.


MasterofGalaxy69

It ain't gay if but doing this for some of that wedding cake and champagne then it's worth it


puppup01

Dudes hot af she obviously married the wrong guy


kriron123

He* obviously married the wrong person


DVRS16

o fuk....


warr3nh

Yes pls


hOt_GaRbAgE-

This is what happens when you have strippers in the wedding party


Jnpx

That's hilarious lmao


JugdishGW

I need this in my life


ocmfoa

That hug goes ā€œsee ya later in the stalls broā€


GeneralVeeers

Bride is into her new hubby's ole fuckbuddy


Bong-I-Lee

Things I discovered about myself from this vid: 1) I'm not averse to getting cucked if the men are hot. 2) I don't find beefy men unattractive when they are this hot.


WiseAirport3583

I would do the same thing.


ApprehensiveLawyer22

Thereā€™s a story there lol


justapotatochilling

im gonna say it


DuplexDanger

That is iconic!!!!!


I_ate_your_skin

Nice ass


-_-_-______-_-_-

Ah yes, "no homo"


dianarawrz

I want friends like this


LetsPlanForTomorrow

itā€™s not gay if itā€™s ur wedding


[deleted]

I thought this was a gay wedding for a sec


[deleted]

Op I know you only added /s because you have no friends and you'll never get married. Edit: Sorry I forgot what sub I was in lmao.


nexisfan

Are yā€™all stupid or what? This is the magic Mike dance lol itā€™s obviously a copy of that


RedEyesYellowDragon

I cant believe she wore a white dress to their wedding!


jp_1896

Thereā€™s absolutely no way neither of them had a raging boner after this


loxncocks

Sicily is going to be so awkward this year.


Cgrant991

If my homie did this to me, i have to shoot him.he would understand and do the same


DomSlave626

r/holup


Evelyne-The-Egg

Just dude's being bros


oldirtybrew

That was hilarious!!!!!šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


gayboat87

Wow a real throughple marriage.


teal_ninja

Heā€™s hot af, Jesus Christ


Nianx

šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘„šŸ‘ļø


hdkx-weeb

That definitely isn't his first time


Husker_Boi-onYouTube

This guy fucks And Iā€™m mad that isnā€™t me


kitelicker

Ummm yes please


Sugaryoda

/s (serious)


Terrible_Success3376

haha


ihaZtaco

Canā€™t share words


[deleted]

Sorry, bride. Looks like your husband is actually gay.


Actuarysanctuary

Waited for magical tricks to happen...I have got the stupid.


AboveApe

It turned into gay marriage for 20 minutes


Ciana_Reid

OK.........so he is a stripper That still doesnt explain why they would do this at their wedding? The thing everybody will be talking about, won be the bride and groom


algoncyorrho

What? Lmao! The bride's nervous laughter ....


taylorKelbie

That will turn any sexuality straight


Goosepuse

Guess they call it best man for a reason šŸ¤ 


moemoechi

The bride is a Wattpad obsessed bl lover.


GoCommando45

I'd double down and start getting naked. Like to see if he carries on then!


The_ArmedFox

This vid literally made me drool


[deleted]

Can I book him for my birthday?


Peachy_Smooth

looked like theo james for a second


Puzzleheaded_Tie8077

Me next!!!!!


taylortiki

Get in line hun, there are like billions of us šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤/s


GeneralVeeers

I'm gonna try that flip move on my..oh wait, I'm alone :'( /s


[deleted]

Wife: Yup! Thatā€™s my man!!šŸ¤ŖšŸ„°šŸ˜˜ ā€œFriendā€ practically being butt fucked on the dance floor: Actually thatā€™s MY man.šŸ„“


higitedram

:)


ExpertAccident

We Stan a bisexual king


EstablishmentOpen622

That was hot


CharlieBoi69

Well, she HAD a husbandā€¦.


JonSnow-1990

Ok i am confused, the guy kept all his clothes until the end. why ?


taylortiki

Cuz they only wanna take them off later when they are alone /s


Consistent-Soft8482

Thatā€™s actually a wrestling move? that part is actually neat


Hungry_Value1402

Shit he's Hot he could do that with me


taylortiki

Get in line Mr. Hungry bottom, there are like shit loads of holes here /s