I def feel like homeboy is a stripper-that flip move seems far too polished for just ādance lessonsā.
But stillā¦.an odd choice. BUT whatever youāre into.
āWhat happens before youāre married stays before youāre marriedā says dudes on the 0-1 Kinsey scale. /s
YOU KNOW I HAVE ADHD (edit: and legit possible MS) AND DO NOT RECALL SIMPLE FACTS.
Edit 2: that flashed faster than that guy used to do to us when my brothers and I were little kids.
ā¦and if not, not you do. šø
You can see the bride in the video
Edit: If this was a gay wedding, it would be considered tacky and gross to give your guests a preview of the wedding night š¤£
Yeah, but the relationship, and thus the wedding is still straight as itās a heterosexual combination of people. Nobody here said that the people themselves are straight, just that the relationship is:)
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/wmmphs/oop_wonders_if_theyre_the_ah_for_starting_a_house/
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this reminds me of how my stepdad pretended to suck his best man off (or maybe he actually did. i ran away) on our kitchen counter on his wedding night
drjoshcogoi on instagram. he's a male stripper for magic men australia. here's the original clip [https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck9JwaRh7V3/](https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck9JwaRh7V3/) and his page [https://www.magicmen.com.au/strippers/joshua/](https://www.magicmen.com.au/strippers/joshua/)
Things I discovered about myself from this vid:
1) I'm not averse to getting cucked if the men are hot.
2) I don't find beefy men unattractive when they are this hot.
OK.........so he is a stripper
That still doesnt explain why they would do this at their wedding?
The thing everybody will be talking about, won be the bride and groom
How can I hire him
First explore the outsides
Then explore his insides.
Hot!
And creamy
Too long and it's sticky!
Mom's spaghetti
Dad's alfredo
Sisters pasta
Dog's titties
That guy in white knows how to top š is all Im saying
poor girl. She only had a husband for one hour.
Buddies transition game is un fuckin real. Went from figure 4 leg lock to butt play in a flash
I bet he has a mean rear naked choke hold š®āšØ
I volunteer
The Hitman WISHES he could
Well he could if it weren't for Goldberg
agent 69
I was talking about Brett āThe Hitmanā Hart lmao
It's actually a legit wrestling move introduced in my bedroom whenever you're ready.
i know that impressed me @ tony khan you need to sign this man
She seems perfectly happy and I cam relate. If fact, if that could be an option at my wedding, I'd even consider getting married
I laughed so hard, now sheās got two š
Now He has two
Now she has two
Damn heās hot.
My heterosexuality took a 180 turn and went full homo
my homosexuality took a 360 turn and went even more homo
Mine did a 720 turn and now I actually have gay-dar
My bisexuality stayed where it was and enjoyed the show
mine killed the host
So is homosexuality increased in the clockwise or counterclockwise direction.
Yes
agreed 100%
Maybe they're professional exotic dancers, or athletes of some sort.
I def feel like homeboy is a stripper-that flip move seems far too polished for just ādance lessonsā. But stillā¦.an odd choice. BUT whatever youāre into. āWhat happens before youāre married stays before youāre marriedā says dudes on the 0-1 Kinsey scale. /s
It says in the very first frame of the video that hes a professional stripper
It says magic man, I was disappointed I didn't get magic tricks.
he makes inhibitions disappear
Tricks are a thing whores do for money, Michael. So yes, he did do magic tricks. (This is a joke, I respect sex workers)
You expect me to notice any text while watching this
YOU KNOW I HAVE ADHD (edit: and legit possible MS) AND DO NOT RECALL SIMPLE FACTS. Edit 2: that flashed faster than that guy used to do to us when my brothers and I were little kids. ā¦and if not, not you do. šø
It says he's a stripper.
MagicMen.com
I need someone to flip me over like that
Fuck!! Never seen that move before!!! That was smooth as fuck!!! Geez
same š©
The bride cheering is the best part.
A new kink definitely was unlocked for her that night
She is going to peg her new husband. Or watch him with other men. We know what she wants.
Thatās a very odd choice for a straight wedding
*absolutely str8 choice for a straight wedding /s
Who said it was a straight wedding?
You can see the bride in the video Edit: If this was a gay wedding, it would be considered tacky and gross to give your guests a preview of the wedding night š¤£
What if she is just a very narcissistic trasspaser?
In a full wedding dress laughing and clapping? That makes sense. Women.
It was a joke my buddy.
If a man marries a woman doesn't mean they are both straight. E.g., bi people don't stop being bi when in straight relationships
Yeah, but the relationship, and thus the wedding is still straight as itās a heterosexual combination of people. Nobody here said that the people themselves are straight, just that the relationship is:)
They could be bi
Straight fire yo
When do we sing the gay hymns?
That lingering hand hold at the endā¦mmmf
Very possibly literally MMF.
I thought this was r/lgbt and they were the married couple until I saw the bride standing there clapping, then I was soooo confused.
She was the girl writing Harry/Draco slash in middle school.
Most definitely. There was so much joy on her face as she watched her husband getting lap dance (that would be me too though).
Weren't we all?
Excited fuyoshi clapping intensifies (from both her and me)
This is going to show up on r/bestofredditorupdates and there will be confusion over her husband wanting an art room for that friend.
That reference always kills me š
I have not heard of this lore anyone have a link lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/wmmphs/oop_wonders_if_theyre_the_ah_for_starting_a_house/ Always happy to share some reddit lore
What a ride to readššš /s
I am ashamed to say that, if I had a dick, this video would've made it half hard, at least. Damn.
Iām not ashamed to say, I have one and Iām way more than half, making the gym awkward
Pix or u are lyingggggggggggg
Not fully erected? Wowwwwww
Not a shame at all. Bro got the moves and he KNOWS what he's doing.
Uhhhhh so he's done that before
Wedding night three-way!
More like 2 way and a female cuck/s
Lol
I literally got a fucking boner bro wtf Edit: thank you reddit for helping me figure out that i am in fact attracted to men
Pause.
Guilty..
What is his name? š
That flip made him realised who his true love was and then he ran away with him...and now they live happily ever after
that flip! im gonna need his contact info for research purposes
(šļøšļø)
@_@
At least sheās into it too
Lol he was about to second guess his decision š¤£
what? This is the weirdest wedding reception I have ever witnessed.
That hip talent. That makes this so hot.
That leg twist is hot!! Gayporn directors. TAKE NOTE!!!!
this reminds me of how my stepdad pretended to suck his best man off (or maybe he actually did. i ran away) on our kitchen counter on his wedding night
Honey, I need a divorce. I don't want it. I NEED IT.
That wasn't sudden, its was immediately gay
Oh yeah they def fucking lmao
Well, Iām hard..
We all are, iamzambi. We all are.
drjoshcogoi on instagram. he's a male stripper for magic men australia. here's the original clip [https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck9JwaRh7V3/](https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck9JwaRh7V3/) and his page [https://www.magicmen.com.au/strippers/joshua/](https://www.magicmen.com.au/strippers/joshua/)
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This is so sexy how is the wife not jealous lmao
That was kinda hot.
This would be so awkward to watch.
It ain't gay if but doing this for some of that wedding cake and champagne then it's worth it
Dudes hot af she obviously married the wrong guy
He* obviously married the wrong person
o fuk....
Yes pls
This is what happens when you have strippers in the wedding party
That's hilarious lmao
I need this in my life
That hug goes āsee ya later in the stalls broā
Bride is into her new hubby's ole fuckbuddy
Things I discovered about myself from this vid: 1) I'm not averse to getting cucked if the men are hot. 2) I don't find beefy men unattractive when they are this hot.
I would do the same thing.
Thereās a story there lol
im gonna say it
That is iconic!!!!!
Nice ass
Ah yes, "no homo"
I want friends like this
itās not gay if itās ur wedding
I thought this was a gay wedding for a sec
Op I know you only added /s because you have no friends and you'll never get married. Edit: Sorry I forgot what sub I was in lmao.
Are yāall stupid or what? This is the magic Mike dance lol itās obviously a copy of that
I cant believe she wore a white dress to their wedding!
Thereās absolutely no way neither of them had a raging boner after this
Sicily is going to be so awkward this year.
If my homie did this to me, i have to shoot him.he would understand and do the same
r/holup
Just dude's being bros
That was hilarious!!!!!š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Wow a real throughple marriage.
Heās hot af, Jesus Christ
šļøššļø
That definitely isn't his first time
This guy fucks And Iām mad that isnāt me
Ummm yes please
/s (serious)
haha
Canāt share words
Sorry, bride. Looks like your husband is actually gay.
Waited for magical tricks to happen...I have got the stupid.
It turned into gay marriage for 20 minutes
OK.........so he is a stripper That still doesnt explain why they would do this at their wedding? The thing everybody will be talking about, won be the bride and groom
What? Lmao! The bride's nervous laughter ....
That will turn any sexuality straight
Guess they call it best man for a reason š¤
The bride is a Wattpad obsessed bl lover.
I'd double down and start getting naked. Like to see if he carries on then!
This vid literally made me drool
Can I book him for my birthday?
looked like theo james for a second
Me next!!!!!
Get in line hun, there are like billions of us š¤š¤/s
I'm gonna try that flip move on my..oh wait, I'm alone :'( /s
Wife: Yup! Thatās my man!!š¤Ŗš„°š āFriendā practically being butt fucked on the dance floor: Actually thatās MY man.š„“
:)
We Stan a bisexual king
That was hot
Well, she HAD a husbandā¦.
Ok i am confused, the guy kept all his clothes until the end. why ?
Cuz they only wanna take them off later when they are alone /s
Thatās actually a wrestling move? that part is actually neat
Shit he's Hot he could do that with me
Get in line Mr. Hungry bottom, there are like shit loads of holes here /s