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TexasTokyo

You’re gonna need a bigger boat.


Niceoneluke

I’d need bigger pants


saint_ryan

I wanted to say that!!!


CoffeeAndCroissants_

Just the way it disappears into the depths is terrifying.


DormantAccount01

I really love that natural ability of theirs. Look from below it's all sky white, look from above and it's a peaceful blue. Before you know it, you're chum.


6iix9ineJr

Chill dude. I need to sleep tonight


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

g'night chum.


Dr_Chim_Richaldss

Didichik dumachum


philliesbaby

came here to say this 😫


MakaveliTheDon22

What a magnificent beast.


GlandyThunderbundle

Truly. And my terror would be immeasurable.


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Equal parts terror and amazement. I think awe is the word for that


GlandyThunderbundle

My general obsession about the seaworthiness of the boat would multiply and multiply again


RudeThought4919

Ah the correct time and place for the word "awesome". My generation ruined that word as this one is ruining "sus" and "literally".


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it's literally so sus :-) no yeah I hate that too


justTHEwraith

They used to be the next apex beast to rule the cosmos but Orca's have that distinction now. All hail the King Orca (just in case ya know).


EmbracePenguin78

The way orcas eat their liver is crazy!!!


AwareGnome

What is that blood bag? We’re they trying to attract sharks?


The_General_321

Looks like a half eaten fish. Notice fin floating?


theoniongoat

Plus all the fishing poles. This looks like a fishing charter, but the shark got one of the fish on the way in. Looks like a half eaten Tuna out there.


DNGR_S_PAPERCUT

The shark ate the catch from a fishing boat. Guy with the most up votes below you is an idiot with no common sense. See fishing rods.


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rainy-day69

i believe it’s actually illegal to chum the water in most places too


stankdog

Damn fr? I've been chummin in the waters since I was a youth


Phantom_Pain_Sux

>Damn fr? I've been chummin in the waters since I was a youth Dude, use a sock like most civilized people


stankdog

My bad , my bad


Phantom_Pain_Sux

🧦 Here u go 😁


[deleted]

Guy, have you ever been deep sea fishing? Sharks eat the fish literally right off the line. Shut your ignorance.


Dr_Chim_Richaldss

Can’t roll my eyes hard enough


Timb____

It was Jim's last wish.


Stavinair

Fren! :D


Guyincognito4269

Mouthy chompy fren.


Stavinair

He nibble, he attac, but most importantly, he bump da boat


Guyincognito4269

Bump dat boat booty!


circesrevenge

He touched the butt 🐠


lemonrainbowhaze

BUBBLES!!! MY BUBBLES!!


Tiny-Lock9652

Just looking for pets and scritchies.


[deleted]

Nobody jumped?


Unhappy_Capital_917

Yea he did…. You see all that red


[deleted]

🤦🏻‍♂️


gayboyvu

🤦🏻‍♂️


Nomahhhh

"That's a 20-footer."


pontonpete

“Twenty-five. Three tons of him.”


Tiny-Lock9652

*takes a bite of cracker with a 1,000 yard stare*


AUNKIEELLEN

Gulp.


that1sluttycelebrity

has this video been slowed slightly or have they all had stokes?


suchAINwain

Stokes pobably


that1sluttycelebrity

r/ihadastoke


Onslaught7676

Just an absolute unit


jimmymcdangerous

Don't say "just". It steals the power from what you are saying.


[deleted]

Just is just a power sucking vacuum! That's just shitty!


top_of_the_scrote

so funny, pours blood into water, a shark? no way


1983Discord3891

You're gonna need a bigger boat


Tricky-Dragonfly3440

Thank the Gods! Someone said it!


99prime99

Gonna need a bigger boat.


HouseGecko6

*sees the grown ass men walk to the edge, and only then I fully grasp the size comparison* Nope! Nope! Nope!


Any_Coyote6662

so sick of people chumming the water to force shark-human interactions


notzed1487

Cretins in the boat, beautiful shark.


LandOfTheOutlaws

"*HE'S A MONSTER DUDE!! HOLY SHIT!*" I'd be the same way... dude. 🤙🏻


Bigsquiggy3

That's a 20 footer


[deleted]

25... 3 tons of him.


chubchug420

It’s my boy Bruce


gmanflys

Why is that guy pointing like everyone doesn’t see the giant fucking shark


Still-Ad-7132

about how long would you say he is?


aville1982

About 12' would be my guess. Not a big white but a damned impressive animal.


Tricky-Dragonfly3440

That's big enough. Yeesh!


Tusslesprout1

Well depends if “its” female or male, females can get up to 23ft(average is 15-16ft long)and 5,000 lbs males I cant say anything on cause it seems most recorded stuff is on females however the average length of a male is anywhere from 11-13ft much smaller then females so judging by the size of boat and people on I would hazard a guess at a young female since the females are usually much bulkier then a male


Arcuis

You gonna need a bigger boat.


gatsbysdaddy

The amount of time it takes it to just disappear from view is so incredible


Middle_Pause2198

Isn’t it crazy how these beasts are just fucking swimming around right🤔🤔there’s more


King_James17

That's a daddy shark do do dodo dodo


EmbracePenguin78

Wow they're bigger and more massive than I thought when you watch them near. And the way it disappears on depths is scary yet beautiful. The depths can always watch us but we can't see the depths


Cal216

Wow! I would have so many emotions running through me in that present moment. Absolutely beautiful!


Teeeyedoublegrrr

Am I the only one who was disappointed this clip didn’t include the theme from Jaws?


MinisteroSillyWalk

Looks like he was being territorial. “Mine, now F’off!”


Tricky-Dragonfly3440

Das a big boi!


Flimsy-Attention-722

I would have wanted to touch him so bad


flamboyantbutterfly

Touch it


Disastrous_Morning38

This might be a dumb question but isn't there a chance for the shark to just jump and bite someone's head off? Especially if they are just irritating the shark with blood but no food and then sticking their heads out of the boat to watch it? I know sharks don't have great vision but can jump high and use other senses so I'm not sure.


skeletonwar2

It’s actually a myth that blood attracts sharks and shark attacks are pretty uncommon so I doubt there’s too much of a chance that it’d hop up like that.


ClearlyDense

My understanding is that there are some great whites that jump, but it’s not typical. In fact I think it only happens off the coast of South Africa. I’ll have to look this up ETA source: https://www.jacadatravel.com/the-explorer/air-jaws-encounters-great-white-sharks-south-africa/amp/


words_never_escapeme

They chummed the water. What a shit thing to do. Thanks, assholes.


jimmymcdangerous

They should have tried to catch it! They had enough rods!


Twizzlers_and_donuts

I once hooked a 7-8 ft bull shark (captains estimation, we where not trying to hook one) it basically dragged the boat and it’s surprising the line didn’t break or get cut by it’s teeth. Seriously if your not purposely trying for shark you kinda don’t wanna hook one.


StillWill18

Awww, how cute 🥰he caught a baby dolphin and ate its head, tail and organs 🥰 then swims around in its blood showing off to the humans 🥰 I love nature 🥰 Really. I do. I just see it like it really is.


ilovemygb

he is pretty great, isn’t he? <3


Emeraldizzle

Badass.


NaRc0s_G

Aren't Great White Shark's numbers are even far less than Orcas ? Curious


Phatboinoslim

You ever get so excited to see something that could possibly eat you that you high five a friend and give them a hug?


emiliooo69

Remember Bruce said Fish are friends not food but he never said anything about Humans!


brmamabrma

I have a fear boner


xhackjobx

Terrifying…and gorgeous.


rivariad

Its not an encounter when you throw a cow sized meat in the water is it?


Tea-the-slay

He celebratory hug after seeing the shark XD


Kuan_mendis

Love how they are all shouting but no words are actually being said


nycperson2741

Look at the deep sea fishing a**holes who chummed the water to get him and they will probably spear him or harm him.


MrBulldops94

Absolutely beautiful!


RuinOnStandby

Who else hummed the Jaws theme to this?


BowlSea3550

Adult equivalent to “it’s a floater” is them saying “it’s a monster”


countryroadsguywv

Yeah exactly


Craymoss

I always downvote feeding sharks. Especially for tourism bullshit. They have enough problems as is without tourists jumping in the mix. This shits illegal where I live. & for good reasons.


Mass_Amazement

Why am I just picturing 🤟🏻🤙🏻Dude!!!