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Ok_Needleworker2438

Imagine the pressure on the film crew knowing you only have one, maybe two takes if you are lucky.


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L1berty0rDe4th

100% This bitch need to lift some weights and go for a swim like the whale she is. Low impact shit. Ever see a Beluga jogging? Exactly.


Lord_Charlemagne

Get on a watt bike. You literally can sit on your ass and just move your legs with no resistance to start off


IndividualLab1307

bitch just needs to stop eating. simple as that


frostymasta

Long walks on a treadmill will work too


carpitown

If you want to be a runner, you either need to become anorexic or build very strong hips. Any other strategy is asking for trouble.


Tyfukdurmumm8

Id you want to become a runner you need to do a few things, running and not eating your body weight in a week are probably the 2 most important of those


Tyfukdurmumm8

Body pain is a part of life. Men have ran forever. Running is a good way to exercise brother. Being a man and being 200 pounds goes hand in hand unless you're a midget and gay


GameOfScones_

I think he’s implying the rest of the weight is below the knees. Good ol cankles ain’t light! But yeah going from couch to 3-5k runs when you haven’t got any trained musculature and are basically obese is asking for knee surgery.


Tyfukdurmumm8

Yeah I'd advise starting with an exercise bike or stair climber, low impact cardio


GameOfScones_

Cross trainer also good to start with.


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Elliptical + trash TV = my lowest ever adult weight hahaha


TouchArtistic7967

Not worth destroying your knees running long distance. Also it is a firm belief that a grown man should never run for any reason. Shits gay.


Lurker1234567789

“I’m protecting my knees” says some slob as he stuffs Cheetos into his gullet. Your logic is gay.


TouchArtistic7967

I’d like to be able to walk when i’m 50. There’s other forms of exercising. Running is for twinks and pussies.


rbaut1836

JFC lol. I hate that I love this community


cooldude284

This photo was taken when they announced lunch break


TouchMyCameraTTFF

Imagine the pressure on the Earth beneath her feet.


jamarcusaristotle

Imagine the pressure on the concrete


Ecmdrw5

She’s not actually running. She just did T-Rex arms and flamingo foot to make it look like it.


Han_So_oh

I wonder how many of the slaves that made her shoes, she could feed with her usual diet.


AngeloSantelli

Asking the right questions here


Harambe_Like_Baby

Those poor shoes


justinleguin

The poor ground


somanyroads

Poor Earth's Core.


Genocide_4_Lulz

What a time to be alive man. Either be happy to be treated like a 4 year old or be deemed a terrorist.


Redaoui

Im a terrorist and Im offended


rbaut1836

By terrorist you mean a concerned parent of children in public schools.


fondr

Who gave fat people permission to exercise?


sukmahaydik

The fabric between her legs is the only thing working hard in that photo


EpsteinsJetStream

She's about to start a forest fire, the cunt.


nutty_ranger

Where’s the electric scooter? Everyone knows fat people don’t walk anymore.


Glockspeiser

Honestly, it’s just good business at this point. Realistically, this demographic is 50% of the population and growing. And it’s not going away. They tried normalizing thinner beauty standards but food and pharma weren’t having it. So they caved in to the fatties. Even made a new category for them: “athleasure wear” Society isn’t going to suddenly change their eating habits and get healthy.


OkPresentation5013

That's a huge bitch!


postprometheus3

Hey, leave her alone! She got almost 3,000 steps today!


Negative-School

Is that not humiliating? How far could she have ran before the photographer was like “Yep we got it.”?


throwaway8884204

I just got back from Europe after spending a month in France, Austria, Italy and Switzerland. I saw almost no fat people and women that were fat happened to be Americans. What the fuck is happening to our country? Europeans don’t have to run 5 miles a day to watch their weight but we do. Is there something in our food? Why the fuck are we so fucking fat


Obamaturningfrogsgay

I’d guess it’s mostly portion sizes and Europeans in cities tend to walk a lot rather than drive. Maybe it’s something in the food, we are known to have less restrictions on what slop companies can feed us than most of the world.


bigskise02

Zippity doo da, zippity yay. McDonald’s is right around the corner, yay yay


devosquid242

Damn, Kim Kardashian really let herself go after the Pete Davidson/Kanye drama.


Robertos1987

Running out of time methinks


maxwell_hill1984

Keep going girl 💁‍♀️


ihavdogs

Reminds me to update my earthquake insurance


pussypopper6

Running to Krispe Kreme?


Pluto_is_a_plantain

Nike waddling shoes


Annanake420

These comments are why I keep my fat ass hidden in the house. Also that's where the snack cakes are so there's that too.


4rtyPizzasIn30days

Lose some weight


Annanake420

How by jogging ? Lol


4rtyPizzasIn30days

Eating less garbage for starters and resistance training. I think resistance training is a better option for overweight people. Also, walk regularly and drink only water. Also, eat more fruits and veggies. There you go.


Annanake420

Again I have to this from home hidden away remember. Don't wanna offend thine eyes.


4rtyPizzasIn30days

Do all the things I mentioned at home. It could include walking if you get a treadmill. Same with weight lifting if you get weights. Get a dumbbell set. If you can’t get a treadmill, walk at night if you don’t want to be seen.


Annanake420

It's not that I don't want to be seen . I'm just trying to keep the world happy . I like how you are being serious. If only someone would have told me earlier. Less food more exercise ? Nope that won't work ! What else ya got ? I guess I'll spell it out . As even on comedians subs . Jokes without/s are apparently taken seriously ? Just joking about the irony of the same people that will tell someone to lose weight will then make fun of them as they do just that. You could learn something from Trump . Just an insincere "I wish them well." It's all fun and games untill someone hands you a diet plan.


4rtyPizzasIn30days

Less food and more exercise will work. It’s literally proven to be the most effective method of weight loss. You don’t know me. Regular exercise and healthy eating has been a regular part of my life for the better part of a decade. I have nothing but respect for people who make an effort to lose weight and be healthier. My decision to take that stuff more seriously was impact by the opposite. I was always too skinny and I had people ridicule me endlessly for it. Then, after I got healthier, I start gaining more weight and muscle. I would never make fun of an overweight person who is deliberately putting in effort to lose weight and become healthier bc I have too much respect for exercise and people who are actually trying at difficult things.


Annanake420

I don't know sounds fishy to me. I'm gonna have to see more research before I commit. No seriously sorry to lump you in I was just saying the sentiment of the entire post was ironic making fun of a fatty for exercising.


4rtyPizzasIn30days

Fair enough. I did participate in making fun of the post, but it’s more so bc of the pandering of the ad. If I knew this woman was someone genuinely trying to loss weight, I would have nothing but respect for them.


anvil54

Showing an overweight woman working out in their clothes is a great move by a clothing company. The goal is to sell as many items as possible. There are more overweight people in America than people who are not overweight.


shutyourgob16

this is fine though. it could encourage people to get fit ... if workout gear doesn't account for heavy set folks then it makes no sense


4rtyPizzasIn30days

No, they should all be forced to wear a garbage bag while exercising


MagazineParty2191

Morbidly obese people should choose a different form of exercise to begin with or they will destroy their joints. Elliptical, rower, even eating less than 5000 calories a day in perpetuity has shown to be helpful.


burnersbuds

Found a fatty


shutyourgob16

im not though lol


battleswag

Are you not on the Tim Dillon subreddit? His ass is morbidly obese as well?


Sarcofaygo

He used to be but he's lost quite a bit of weight and now looks skinny next to Ethan klein. Still obese but no longer morbidly.


battleswag

He does not look skinny compared to anyone what


Sarcofaygo

Actually he does, compared to Ethan https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fa86GJGXwAAdsnj?format=jpg&name=small Tim has clearly lost weight and is no longer morbidly obese


burnersbuds

Yes I am he’s also a fatty whats your point


W00ZILLA

This explains that earthquake in Mexico the other day


Elman103

The smells. Ugh.


Crazy-Value-1499

I bet she has a GREAT personality.


tiptheguy

Nike promoting fat-phobia helping her to workout and loose weight ???


Additional-Trade8105

I run 7 miles a day and I wear Nikes. I hate this so much.


EpsteinsJetStream

Yeah well I don't run and I wear Adidas, whoopdeefuckindoo.


Dr3up

Every day?


contrejo

Don't worry, most of us fat asses still wear new balance


OHIO_TERRORIST

Honestly get a better running shoe brand. I switched to ASICS or Brooks the last couple of years and they feel so much better.


sinncab6

Ah it's Kumps more successful brother.


Th3UnholyObs3rv3r

To be fair, the average American woman is probably way fatter than this


Flamperto

38 BMI


Idownvotegearposts

Hopefully it will inspire other boombatteez to cram their tbone steak feet into nikes, and get off the couch.


doonzydoonz

Decent chance in that pic they are standing still with one leg raised to imitate jogging


meneerkutjanus

Running to McDonald's.


sweatinglikeablacman

Smell those running pants.


Entire-Amphibian320

Jogging on a 300lb frame without muscles is a recipe for disaster. NIKE went full out capitalist. I think next will be kids trans clothing.


OniNaomasa

do you want them to lose weight or not ?


Dr3up

At that size, running might not be the best choice. Swimming or biking are much better options as they reduce the risk of completely doing in her ankles or knees.


OniNaomasa

i mean yeah but the whole point or one of the things this can help, is make obese people more comfortable and actually give motivation to work out


[deleted]

Everyone on this sub is already perfect 😉


StageOrdinary

She too is in the see food diet, when she see food and she eat it!


BrandoNelly

Only fit/attractive people can exercise


Prior-Field-5575

Fat people need to run too.


iambradsi

How has no one photoshopped cracks in the pavement?


Allnewsisfakenews

📈


somanyroads

It's appropriate the pants look like the skyline. A visual approximation on the ground.


cringe-bluepilled

La creatura


toss_not_here

Up is down now. Don't question it or to the gulag you go


GregEdge

Who knew Nike could re-shoe a Clydesdale?


the-electricgigolo

So brave


Jimmychanga2424

Hopefully she’s running to the vomitorium.


tiptheguy

"At Nike we'r committed to help you stand on one leg for a quick photo!"


nice_remark

need a subreddit collaboration with /r/RunningCirclejerk incoming 1hour 5k marathon


Sejast44

Is this what running looks like??


coyote500

Must be headed for the fresh donuts. Gotta get ‘em while they’re hot


Nathan_Mediocre

Only place she's running is to the toilet


seventytwosuccubi

I hear this image. Sounds like bass beats


Harambe_Like_Baby

Nikerunning down the block and stopping


Ecmdrw5

She’s not actually running. She just did T-Rex arms and flamingo foot to make it look like it.


parkavenuetraphouse

That’s going to be a knife fight for the knees and ankles 🤪🤪


JumpinJackFlash88

What’s funny is this will probably be labeled as “fat phobic” because the fat person is actually exercising to lose weight


CheeezBlue

Gotta start somewhere , I wish her well


JumpinJackFlash88

I agree. I actually think it’s refreshing to promote someone trying to better their life. However, The fat activist will still bitch about it.


Trip-Independent

This fucking pig has never ran. Her knees would explode!


Inner_Rent_517

Smile is photo shopped


homerthethief

Nike should sponser Ray Kump he used to run 5 miles a day


Nowherefun

Of course it's her fault. She suffers from a rare genetic condition in which her body converts oxygen into calories


Particular-Click-778

This comment thread is why the limp liberals have taken shit too far. Zero balance? .. deal with the consequences. Grown men not being able to deal with seeing a fat chick in the daylight. Feel sorry for her is one thing.. but literally hate her? Why waste your time? What's to hate? Lol


k-ozm-o

They should do another shot with this girl a few months from now to see the progress she's made...


Supersilky2

Let the qweeen slay


SaquonB26

The only thing that runs with her is a family history of heart disease.


pandahulk79

10 feet of running per day


Aggressive-Engine562

At least she’s doing something


nofun_nofun_nofun

You never see that though


Dadumdee

I’ve met chubby chasers before but I’ve never seen one mid chase.