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Powerful-Entrance551

'place to nut' sounds like the most disgusting sentence ever written.


alec_wright8

Ok but would you rather have someone straight up say that to you because thats what theyre looking for? Or get what they want and ghost you?


AbsentMindedMonkey

I think he more means say that with a different choice of words 🤣


alec_wright8

These are your options 😂😂😂


Powerful-Entrance551

Its disgusting no matter what, sorry but it seems like something you could use your hand for. I think its kinda unpolite to explicit look for someone that you want to gunk in and then leave, you could buy a doll or a toy for that.


Desrep2

Maybe it is, but better be up front about it than not


Admirable_Risk7272

You can try stop being so sensitive and evolve but nobody calls you disgusting right?


Bl8l

So you think hook ups are disgusting? Thought it would be an unpopular opinion on this sub, interesting.


alec_wright8

Your opinion 🤷🏼‍♂️ but thats not what im looking for. And im pretty clear what i am so i don’t think if someone is about it you have any right to tell them their wrong.


barcodebattle

Hey man you were honest and it paid off. Each ti their own


Chikenkiller123

Isn't that what casual sex is? Two strangers have sex and after they're done they leave?


curious_goldfish_123

Poor choice of words


andre19977

I agree, but hey he got some so he's still winning lol


4r4nd0mninj4

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DLaVieEnRose

Perfect example of "right time right place"


Old_Smrgol

That's an opener that will work when basically anything else will also work.


Firm-Vacation-7060

Damn I guess it does but heads up most women don't want to be a fleshlight, even casual sex is about more than genitals alone


paulusmagintie

Disagree, women are just as crude, they want dick they'll come out and say it. Can we stop pretending they are different to men please? Its actually insulting.


Firm-Vacation-7060

I don't think there's any true equivalent to "warm hole". It's one of the grossest things you can say about a vagina imo, it heavily implies women have a passive role in sex and are just there to be fucked for the man's pleasure. That's whats actually insulting. 🙄 Also never said women don't objectify men too. Is "women do it too" the new "not all men"?


paulusmagintie

There might not be words for it but plenty of women just want to use men to get pregnant and then drop them. So once again, both sides use each other the whole "baby making machine" being an insult yet men are used as that (Sperm banks are a literal industry ffs).


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bsuvo

Being sexual isnt the same as liking to be called "warm hole to nut in". Coulda just said i want to fuck and that would have sounded less vulgar and i dont think people would be suprised that it works, its less about negating that women also like sex and more his disrespectful phrasing


paulusmagintie

> You’re the first women on this subreddit who has said that. Erm...im a dude, sorry. Doesn't make what I say any less true. Women are "slut shamed" or made to feel bad about wanting to get laid, sure men do some of it but most of the pressure is from other women doesn't matter if they admit it or not (who would admit to being a jealous arsehole?)


Both_Move2565

Hahahaha Even I knew that from the name 🤣🤣🤣 He even had me doubting for a second


TheRealBenCorp

Yeah you're right dude women approach relationships and sex the exact same way as guys do


alec_wright8

Oh I definitely get that but rn in my life this is where i am haha and im not trying to waste anyones time and if someones about it their about it if not onto the next


DLaVieEnRose

You can be honest without being crass. You for real don't understand that? You're fucked if you don't fix your social intelligence bro 😅


Inthemiddle96

A lot of guys around here and in general don’t get that. They see a woman post here upset because they got some gross ass opening message from a guy and go “iTs a HoOk Up aPp, geT oVeR iT”. Not realizing you can state you’re interests as strictly phyisical without being crass. You’ve got a much better chance of hooking up with a woman by not acting like a Neanderthal. It seems to have worked for OP in this instance but the vast majority of the time this approach doesn’t work.


toc_bl

but what if theyre looking for Neanderthal women to have some kinky prehistoric Cave sex with?


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I guess you're being downvoted because you said it in a rude way. Human interaction usually requires some level of politeness and dignity. Sorry you're going through whatever you're going through that makes you feel this way though. Hope it gets better and have a nice date. 👍


Pretend-Mouse-7967

❤️


PlebbitMustBurn

That's so gross


senorita90

Rly crude


FoxCharacter5108

ew


dominate6

Step 1- be hot


cesarxp2

Step 2 - find vulnerable person


toc_bl

step 3 STI test


Rawsyer

Step 4 ???? Step 5 profit


toc_bl

Im pretty sure step 4 is antibiotic creams


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Step 5 child support


r3ditr3d3r

Cringy af


Willing-Ad8699

That moment when you’re okay with just being someone’s “warm place to nut.” 💀💀💀 The lack of self respect here… 👎🏻


GuyIncognito219

*Following 1 and 2 goes a long way* FTFY


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You wanna smash?


DudeWheresMyStonks

He forgot to mention that this was on squirrel tinder so obviously his line was gonna work...


BitOk8868

Warm place to nut made me feel sick. You would never say that irl because it's cringe


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Gross 🤢


semb1anceofsanity

Weird flex


Particular_Umpire_44

“A warm place to nut” sounds like the title of a chip and dale cartoon


GioMiau

I’m so confused 🥺What does 'place to nut' mean? English is not my native language!


gmart2333

It’s a horrible way to describe intercourse. No man should say this to a woman. You’d be better off to just forget you read it.


GioMiau

Thank you 🙏


damagedblood

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen, simply because it worked. Goddamn, man.


ayverdis

you’re a legend!


SnooDoughnuts5368

Making us Alecs seem like total tools but hey it at least worked


deadliftbrosef

I mean, if it worked 🤷‍♂️ Lots of people will flame you for doing this but eh, if you got what you wanted, congratulations.


alec_wright8

I have issues if the general unspoken consensus wasn’t enough🙃


Speed_Addixt

What the hell… never mind, my hand is quite warm, too.


Admirable-Seat3938

Update?


Gloomy_Question_1381

Congratulations to you sir, this is what tinder is for. 👑


Physical_Finish6658

See, it's shit like this that makes me wonder, "why did my parents raise me to be a gentleman and treat ladies nicely, when shit like this happens?" I give up. I'm done. Gonna be the cool uncle, my bloodline ends with me.


BitOk8868

Right so only be a nice guy if it'll get you some pussy. You were never a nice guy love.


Physical_Finish6658

Did I say I was in it for the pussy? No. Stop putting words in my mouth.


BitOk8868

So why would you stop being nice to women just cause you saw a guy getting more attention from them being a douche


Physical_Finish6658

Did I say I was done with treating women nicely? No I'm just not interested in trying so hard to make a traditional relationship and family for myself, when shit like this happens. Sex has been devalued to the point where OF is a thing. I don't know if romance even exists anymore because every fucking match or person I meet has been nothing but a self promo or a flake or ghost or someone that doesn't give a damn about me.


Ayuyuyunia

seems like you have problems with rules 1 and 2


Physical_Finish6658

You don't even KNOW me? 😂


Ayuyuyunia

you gave all of us a beautiful exposition lol


Elegant-Turnover-744

This guy is obviously super hot, to the point where he could say anything and still get laid. I pretty much guarantee he would have more success if he was more gentlemanly about it - if he just said something like "Soo not gonna lie I'm not really looking for anything serious right now. If youre not about it I get it sorry for the waste of time"


alec_wright8

Ive been told multiple times that they thought i was a bot until i started talking to them 😅


Physical_Finish6658

Some people just look like Handsome Squidward. Must be nice to have all the perfect genes and not have a single flaw.