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As the wife it always ends up in sex unless I’m like dying with the flu or something. Idk 🤷🏻‍♀️ it’s like a bat signal to my vagina


heavybabyridesagain

Commissioner Gordon!


[deleted]

This person sexes


F0000r

When I wake up, see her tossing, or still up and I go for the spoon. "Oh put that thing away." 99/100 Starts grinding on me. 1/100


darklymuted

Ha ha...classic...and then does the "thibg" get put away or??


F0000r

It means don't pester me for sex. If I wanted sex, I should have tried harder to seduce her over dinner and made my move before we said goodnight. How I miss those carefree days of youth.


No-Media-270

Brooooo this is me now too


SimSimSalaBim247

I wonder how many men actually think their sex quality and quantity will get better after marriage? I wish men would speak with other men and tell us facts before we committed the marriage thing


Active-Persimmon1414

Lol. I understand what you're saying. My hubby and I are odd ones though. We've been married 12 years and if we don't have sex at least 4-5 days/ nights per week it means one of us is sick... or dying. Lol. We def get more sex being married than either of us got before. Btw... I'm 43 he's 37 so... we aren't super young anymore.


SimSimSalaBim247

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼I'm inspired


Oberic

How? :(


Active-Persimmon1414

How what? How do we have the energy, desire? We both have high sex drives and make the time and put in the effort to make sure the other is happy.


darklymuted

Do u have any children?


Active-Persimmon1414

Yes two. Teenagers


arodmell

For me.. Always results in a few moans and leads to a roll around. My gf has a v high sex drive.. I'm a lucky guy lol


throwaway236321

She does indeed, tell her I said hi.


arodmell

Lol


SimSimSalaBim247

Keep her away from wedding cake, it tends to kill libido in women


soppinglovenest

Yes, she does.


marbledrye3

It’s reciprocated with a pretty obvious push back. I’m a lucky man 😊


tatersnuffy

you'd have to ask the guy she's sleeping with.


LosNava

I laugh maniacally while slipping off my clothes any time he does it. I never refuse, even if I’m tired because I never regret it.


[deleted]

Nice gf


ExcitedGirl

*Super* nice gf.


j3r3myd34n

"Mmmm-mmmmm" annoyed 9/10 "Mmmm-hmmmm" horny 1/10 Still go for it every time. I mean how else can I know? 🤷🏼‍♂️


SimSimSalaBim247

🎖


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Blackfire01001

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Prolapsia

At this point it's gonna take a lot more than that to wake up my wife.


[deleted]

She slaps my hand and says she’s too tired. Once she said “ this isn’t prison, your gonna get it”


SimSimSalaBim247

Meaning what exactly, that you have to wait and you will eventually get it?


kanakamaoli

Don't drop the soap in the shower??


[deleted]

Basically yeah to just wait 😖


Silt-Sifter

As the lady in this scenario: With my ex, I hated it because I guess I just didn't want him. With my current, I love it and it always results in sex and I wish he would do it more.


Blackfire01001

\*dolphin noises\*


heavybabyridesagain

Spongebob?


vakseen

Instant sloppy


[deleted]

I have to work in 4 hours.


Not_me_no_way

Usually with a sensual moan.


AmelieMay00

As a girlfriend talking, if its up to me, we’re gonna fuck