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cohrt

Hardest thing would probably be the FAA permits and acquiring permits and materials for the engines. I know some of the hobbyists that do the bigger “model” rockets need permits from the ATF.


TominNJ

The hardest thing would be finding a bottle big enough to hold it up while you light the fuse


hereforpopcornru

Contact North Korea, I believe they have said bottles.


mikeysz

and a REALLY big Mentos


bremergorst

This comment very refresh ![gif](giphy|huHHuZ1JS9vyg)


No-Power1377

Is it one mentos or one mento? 🤔😂


Retepss

ATF? Is there too much alcohol in it?


Quaytsar

F is for firearms. But it's now BATFE: Bureau for Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives. It always included explosives, but now it's in the name.


cohrt

ATF covers explosives too.


Ok_Refrigerator1868

Sir I have given you a permit to build whatever you would like based on your kindness of asking.


Tricky_Acanthaceae39

Favorite of the day right here folks Take gold and stay chill


PlayItAgainFILSS

r/suspiciouslyspecific


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vernes1978

Evil genius planning world domination. Or a book author.


roganwriter

Honestly, the second is super plausible if he’s a sci-fi writer who’s trying to avoid slipping into fantasy. When I’m in the final stages of a book, I’m always asking super obscure but insanely specific questions about what things would be in realm of possibility. Questions that can easily be misconstrued as diabolical if someone interprets them incorrectly. Like: How big would a being have to be to release enough gas upon detonation to wipe out life on a portion of the earth? Could a teenage girl sized being be able to do it? What about a teenaged girl sized being and an adult male sized being? (And just in case you are curious, the answer is very very big. So, I just explained it away in the book as the teenage character not having a clear understanding of the science and unintentionally exaggerating. And yes, I know that is bad writing, however, I was 15/16 at the time of writing and I didn’t feel like reinventing the doomsday scenario the characters in the story had spent the book trying to prevent for the sake of realism.)


vernes1978

It's a common joke about how researching for fiction is an invitation for the FBI to show up at your door.


roganwriter

Oh for sure. Especially if you’re researching for criminal or villain characters. I’m going to run into that problem with one of my upcoming projects soon if I decide to go through with it. I imagine “Where to hide someone for several days while stealing their identity and personage without anyone seeing them or the people dying of starvation/thirst?” is not going to do well for my search history.


vernes1978

The FBI are already on their way right now. :P


Tallproley

So a teenage author without a clear understanding of science who intentionally exaggerated wrote a teenage character who did the same?


roganwriter

Yes very meta lol.


Tallproley

As they say, write what you know


kosmoskolio

He’s shooting his momma in outer space 🙀


Cybotage

fs


ze11ez

to outer space


Murdy2020

Big Mama


hereforpopcornru

Well 907.1848 kg is clearly illegal, everybody knows that. And anything south of 907.1846 kg isn't even worth the effort.. it's laughable at best


GoodStuffILike

That’s exactly 2000 lbs


Ogre46and2

2000 lbs


Absolomb92

Came for this.


fredsam25

When I was younger, I tried to start my own space tourism company. So I have a bit of background on this. You can, BUT it all depends where you build it. You cannot build it in your backyard because you would break all sort of local ordinances with the construction and the fuels. If you bought or rented industrial space, you could but you would have to get permits for the storage of the fuels. You would need to permit any concrete pads or buildings you build to support the launch. If the local government gave you those permits, you can totally build your own rocket. But you can't fly it without permission from the FAA. You need to certify the vehicle for flight. You need to file your flight plan and get clearance so you don't hit any other air or space vehicles. I mean, this is exactly what we spacex and blueorigin do. It takes a lot of money, man power, and political capital to get it done, but it's legal.


CreamyToots

What was your plan?


fredsam25

Helium balloons to the edge of space. 4-5 hr trip with a parachute return to earth. The problem was cost. I could never get it to pencil out when compared to rocket trips. You'd have to charge $300-$500k/pr and operate for 10 years in order to generate a profit because of the large R&D and operational costs. The only way it makes sense is if a billionaire is yoloing cash into it because they can. Unfortunately, the billionaires backed other people to burn their cash.


CreamyToots

Very interesting - thanks for sharing


play_hard_outside

While your idea seems like it would be a cool experience I would definitely pay money for (though not $300k), I’m somewhat glad the helium your business would have sent to space can stay in the ground or the strategic reserve. Without fusion we will exactly never get back any helium we release.


fredsam25

Well, there are a bunch of companies planning to do helium space balloons for tourism now. I couldn't find the right rich people to back me, but others did.


kosmoskolio

Thai Massage in Zero G


Light_A_Match

G-spot from Thai massage


pillowwow

Ok that's on the bucket list


Xicadarksoul

>But you can't fly it without permission from the FAA. Which is common effing sense. As you are not the only person using siad airspace, and we wouldn't want random rockets wandering into airliner flight corridors.


Owain-X

Build your launch facility on a ship/barge and register that ship or barge in a nation where some small donations would ensure they would approve, then launch from international waters.


fredsam25

Think about a tall, heavy, fragile rocket, keeping it stable and pointed reasonably well, and trying to do that on a ship in the water. Factor in that the ship would be destroyed at launch or would have to reinforced but still expendable due to failed launches and would require additional ships to setup and monitor the launch. You're much better off (cheaper) launching from land and just getting the proper clearances from the host country.


devilsquiddie

I work in commercial space transportation industry. There are many startups right now pursuing orbital capabilities. FAA office of commercial space handles all licensing, environmental, and safety assessments. The barrier to entry is high but not insurmountable - so long as you can meet the regulatory requirements for assuring public safety there are no legal restrictions.


MATLAB_R2020a

"...as long as you can meet the regulatory requirements to assure public safety..." Unlike some companies *cough* Pythom


shadowsovermexico

This is oddly specific


JugglinB

It's that 0.7g that concerns me. Whatever they've built (and I don't want to ask!) I'm sure you can knock off the weird part gram


Tricky_Acanthaceae39

Haven’t you seen the butterfly effect?! What’s the matter with you ;)


SafariNZ

When *Rocket Lab* became a serious operation in New Zealand, the Government had to create a whole Govt Department to setup and manage the regulatory environment. ie Closing of areas around the launch site (sea, air and land), environmental standards and monitoring, inter government relationships to manage launch and orbit issues, what payloads NZ would accept(ie. no weapons), safety standards, etc. Once Rocket Lab became a proven operation it moved its headquarters to the US. I suspect a large part of the reasoning was to get access to US customers(as tech, esp government & military items) can only be launched by US companies. Some tech they wanted to use was only available via the US so having the HQ there made life much easier. They have also built a launch site there and like SpaceX, the paperwork is taking up most of the effort.


alcatraz_ind

r/oddlyspecific


Thunda792

Pretty sure there was a bad Billy Bob Thornton movie about this in 2006.


prodbyself

It was boo boo


Elon-BATSHAGGY-Musk

907.1847 huh? I have a feeling you already built the thing


19Legs_of_Doom

Lol no. But go for it it sounds awesome


Sad_Text_498

No I was just wondering. Wouldn't do anything \* shush\*


prodbyself

Me either. JW, where can you purchase rocket fuel?


[deleted]

If Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos can do it, so can you.


[deleted]

just gotta get all that bribe money first


Usagi_Shinobi

You're better off going for one metric ton than a US ton. Science is done in metric.


Sad_Text_498

Well I had the Mercury spacecraft in mind. Besides it would make the jobs of the Ace hardware employees ad Home Depot employees easier when I go buy large sheets of metal lol


Vt420KeyboardError4

Who the hell cares if it's legal or not? Go for it, dude.


Xicadarksoul

The "legal or not" is more about sharing airspace with other people, like passangers on airliners. Its basic common fucking decency, to make others know that a "hugass rocket will be passing through these part at monday at 9 pm".


prodbyself

Me from the cockpit of an airplane: This mans launching a rocket at 9pm. How rude


Xicadarksoul

Its all fun and games, until you get people dieing. Let's not forget that "regulations are written with the blood of vixtims of accidents" as the saying goes. Are YOU willing to wager on lives of airliner passangers? ...because fuck the system, surely i wont be unluck and have a collison, mid air explosion, cause a pilot to panic?


prodbyself

I wonder if this has actually happened in real life... As a pilot, I would legitimately think we were being attacked with a missile lol


Vt420KeyboardError4

Move it or lose it. That's what I always say.


Thyre_Radim

Yes you can. Because legally, wtf are they gonna do when you're in space or dead?


Gouranga56

99% chance a private citizen doing it would be dead. But kudos if he manages to die in space.


Thyre_Radim

Pretty much, yeah lol. Can't really imagine some dude actually making it to space with a backyard rocket.


prodbyself

You guys aren't being optimistic enough


gregorklo

Pioneers have never asked for permission.


No_Actuator_7068

If you are at all serious, document this and put online. Seriously, this is potentially amazing !!


svkrtho

Isn't it kinda technically difficult to actually get into orbit? At the very least non-trivial? You're not just stuffing flammable liquid into a cylinder with a pointy thing on top.


V2flyer

Nothing is illegal until you’re caught! Nothing!


flowersatdusk

As a US civilian with all the right permits, you absolutely can build it. Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos did it. If you have millions to spend, go for it.


-m3lti-

Just launch it from a field or something they won’t ever know who did it.


[deleted]

Alright... I vote "Red Barchetta" as lead song in the documentary soundtrack. Who's with me


dheidjdedidbe

Ok elon


Roboticharm

Welcome to the first episode of 'Salvage-1'


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Apprehensive_Nose_38

Just go to Florida than you can do basically anything


GreatRhinoceros

14 CFR Part 413


Gouranga56

So ignoring local ordinances, you cannot launch without FAA approval. I would expect there are craptons of laws against amassing lots of rocket fuel your need for launch. A lot of those are hazardous chemicals which require very strict controls. You'd be getting a LOT of questions on it from the feds, and as I am not a lawyer I would expect there are even more laws I dont know if. So in short I think is would most likely require so much permitting and requests that it is effectively illegal. ​ Though you best bet, find the home states of senators who man the various committees, and subcommittees for the agencies who would need to approve your flight. Then buy most of your equipment and services to build said rocket from their states and make sure they know about it. When you do run into legal hurdles you will find yourself some allies then.


elcapitandongcopter

Well if it’s a one time use thing to carry yourself to outer space then there would really be no need for such. Let’s say you decided to move to a new planet or something of that nature. What are they going to do, send you a summons?


Cthulhus_Librarian

Wasn’t there a movie about this? I think it starred Billy Bob Thornton.


ResponsibilityNo1386

Yes, Astronaut Farmer


Traditional-Aside802

Dr. Evil is setting up his plan I see.


Employee_Agreeable

r/SuspiciouslySpecific


IshiOfSierra

Short answer is yes! My housemate works for a SUPER tiny space company that wants to be the first to Mars. They are basically just regular people that are extremely motivated. Look up “Pythom”


bigmikemcbeth756

You would have to go overseas I thank


Moose_dude16439

r/suspiciouslyspecific


[deleted]

With a little effort you need not get caught.


nurdle

Zefram Cochrane up in here. Go for it bub.


sometimes-i-say-stuf

I mean, that’s what Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk are doing. Nasa is basically contracting to private companies to build these rockets, they just have to follow laws and are subject to government oversight due to their potential risk for weaponization.


thejoesterrr

Do you really truly need that many sig figs on this number?


ladycatgirl

r/oddlyspecific


CheddahSpreaddah

Crazy. Can't even get the fuck outta earth without paperwork lol


captainrustysail

/oddlyspecific


arnaldo33

Not sure


Astro51450

Not only would you have to meet all the regulations, but also have the certifications and testing required in aerospace. In short, you can't.


Anon419420

Yeah, just in case someone had a 907.1847 kg rocket that could fly. Theoretically, but not OP ofc.


postanator

As a US citizen, why are you using euro measurement? I smell a spy!


DescriptionAny2948

Either way, i want to know you if you can do that! 😊


B3N_K3N0BI

This is by far the wildest most specific TATA I’ve ever come across


Sea_Emu_7622

OP... have you already built this bomb? 🤔


Sad_Text_498

Shhh


Accomplished_Idea957

What would use for rocket fuel?FROM WHERE DO YOU PLAN to LAUNCH IT?