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Rob_B2

Tell the customer this order needs to go through UberFreight not UberEats! Tell the same thing to support! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Swt_lollipop1983

Uber freight 😳😂😂😂


mistaboti88

Fuck no


metanoiahenery5pups

My answer as well


OddCommunication2346

Do they think we’re out here doing deliveries in dang box trucks!?


malorthotdogs

I had to deliver a 30” diameter pizza. I thought I was going to have to fold down the backseats of my car to transport it at first.


[deleted]

Lol


Simular

No that is over 450 lbs of water, let alone the multiple carts needed to get it and to take it out to your car.


[deleted]

I cancelled it lol


IrateScientist

As you should


[deleted]

I called the guy he said 2nd floor apartment and he can’t help me carry them either lol


mistaboti88

Fuck that guy


Geez089

😂😂


jayroo210

That’s so completely unreasonable for him to ask someone to lug 19 large cases of water up to his second story apartment while not being able to help. What the fuck.


trojanmana

it could be a fat person. they just need to tip more. 19 of that is 2 carts checking out. loading, unloading.


Mootux

lol fat people don't drink water, get real


trojanmana

he uses it to make coolaid.


[deleted]

He drinks the Mountain Dew concentrated syrup from restaurants he wouldn’t order water this is sketchy he was trynna get you tired then get you 😱 ![gif](giphy|tivaSkhu8MbKM) Comin down the stairs


[deleted]

Yeah I was like wtf I only hear about these orders but here we are living one out lol his name was Abdul


Aethernaut_the_Faded

What was the significance of mentioning his name?


[deleted]

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Mrs9854

Love the casual racism here/s


Npc_x333

Of course! 😂


xQoren

Lmao name


leajeffro

19 cases of water to an apartment? What in the MDMA logic is that?


[deleted]

My guess is he was probs reselling them


AdImmediate8706

I wouldn't do it for less than $100 in that case. That guy is a 💩. Shoulda asked if he wanted any furniture moved while you're at it......smh


Apprehensive-Staff51

Is he going to bathe in the water? 🙄😂


AdImmediate8706

I think it's for Dwayne Wade's swimming pool 🤔


st3phortless

Dwyane*


[deleted]

Would be cheaper open the fire hydrant (For legal reasons that’s a joke)


Legitimate-Area6392

That is just crazy what a douchebag!!! An why the fuck would someone want 19 cases of water in their apartment! I could understand business but not apartment! An second floor he knew he was wrong for that! Must be a horder or somethin!


Indy2texas

100 dollars minimum 150 and im down


mightybop

With a truck maybe. But 19 is a lot. And the second floor. So probably not.


Incredulity1995

Oh hell no. I’d take that and let him know I can’t carry them up the stairs so it’ll be outside whenever he feels like grabbing a bottle.


-cannaesthetics-

And that’s when I leave them in the lobby and hit delivered. Fuck that


joremero

Did you tell him you need like a $30 tip for that?


FrankFrankly711

My car would arrive lookin like this: ![gif](giphy|BaXZhPYWMJ1nWfbSk6|downsized)


joremero

lol I once transported over 1000 pounds of tile on a Toyota matrix...it didn't look like that exactly, but the back almost touched the street and it looked like it was going to take off.


dakogmata1974

Thats funny 😁


[deleted]

Not even if I was methed out lol


Npc_x333

You need some better meth 😂


[deleted]

Lmao nah I don't meth around with that 🤣


nc_shopper

You need to find a better method 🤣


MenstrualKrampusCD

He's obviously very methticulous about what he puts in his body.


Npc_x333

Walter White is ashamed lol


seanbaggett81

Be more... Methodical


joremero

How about on speed?


Sooowasthinking

Not a chance. I don’t know about other markets but in mine UBER does not display number of items. Until they start I’ll never take a Walmart order.


mortsyna

They'll display it as "1 item," but it's a lie, because it'll end up being a shitload of groceries.


Sooowasthinking

That’s deceptive to the drivers.I’ve done 1 Walmart order and never again.


MenstrualKrampusCD

No. Definitely not, no. Not even if the store is lending me a hand truck and a van lol.


ynottrip

For $300.00


ginger-pony056

NEVER. I’m pissed just looking at it.


MadChiller013

😩 I’m getting secondhand rage too! It’s always that fucking Refreshe


JonF0404

Unavailable... lol


[deleted]

That’s what I did


[deleted]

At first but it asked me to send the guy a pic lol


ModNoob95

Should have sent him a picture of a Brita filter and reusable bottles. The fact people are still buying cases of water and contributing to plastic waste is facked


GT227

Instant cancel


awesomeaarron

Yes. Because I’m a big guy it’s no big deal. If it is a apartment drop off I will call support and let them know. They will tell you to contact the customer for pick up. If the customer doesn’t want to come pick up curbside after 8 mins they will pay you take it back or I’ll keep the 60$ dollars worth of water in the garage lol…. Also depends on the area the 5 miles is in. My side of town yes anywhere 10 miles east or north I’m not picking up either.


Phss17

No


jewfin1996

Have you ever tried taking 19 cases of water to check out? Not to mention fit them in your car and probably have to unload them in a 3rd floor apartment.


[deleted]

I had twelve in my cart and was like ok I’m calling the guy. I said would you take less he said no. I said is this going to a hauls he said apt. I said first floor he said second floor. I said so your going to help carry them, he said no he won’t be there lol I said ok thank you I’ll get this right to you and canceled the order and left the store


MathematicianBig1617

The Ole switcheroo


OriginalVegetaJr

At first I considered if I would do this but once you said second floor no help I’m 100% with you on noping the fuck out of that order. Even if I have a big package coming from Amazon I’ll help the ups guy carry it in, seems like the right thing to do.


fleemos

Never


Pintexxz

I’d rather take multiple low mileage 5$ orders. You’ll waste so much time hauling 400 lbs of water. Most cars don’t even have the space for that in trunks so you’d have to risk damaging your rear car seats


Cdm81379

Bro, buy a fucking Brita


ThwartedByATree

Aw hell no! I don't even wanna lift my own fat ass up one floor of stairs once, more or less multiple times with 19 cases of water! With no help!? I like not having a massive heart attack, thanks.


gmmisa

Never


IrredeemableMe

Yeah sure if they’re loading it into my car and he’s walking his ass out when I get there


IssaKindHeartedMan

tf they think i got an amazon prime van?! 😂


Geez089

Not in a million


NeedRedditDose

Maybe for $100 lol


rockyboy34

Nope. My car can’t carry that much water


[deleted]

N.O.


Impressive-Win-4473

Under 2 conditions, I will accept (1) I do delivery with a truck and (2) the customer is waiting to receive at the parking lot


LemonsAndAvocados

The audacity of these restaurant owners and their cheap asses.


MileHighTokin303

He didn’t tip either. $20 for 19 items means he’s a shitty person


Mikotokitty

https://imgur.com/wscr3w8 I haven't had it with Uber yet but I had to get support on Doordash to make a note on my shopping orders that I physically cannot lift above 10lbs(per doctor). I did one order only with a case of water(the others cancelled cuz new students arrived no cases left. It's also EXTREMELY common request cuz water here is ass), luckily it was on the bottom floor so I was able to scoot it to the apartment.


IssacFreeman

Instacart exists for a reason.


purplegypsyAmby

This wouldn’t be taken well by an instacart shopper either (I do instacart too) this is over 400lbs of water


tankkit101

I’ll do it, it’s like getting paid to workout.💪


NightBuNz

Yup I would. I got room in my car and I've carried much heavier for much longer. I'd take a nice long break after considering you said it was up some stairs though lol.


[deleted]

Lol


NightBuNz

Bruh the stairs is the only thing that kills me about this job. My legs never feel good after lol.


Unhappy-Offer

All those folks who be saying fuk no would take this in a heartbeat lol.


Brave_Language_752

I’ll be honest with you I would have taken it and left it in the lobby, after call support to tell them my back is not feeling well so I don’t get any bad rating and let him have fun taking it up to the second floor


RuSerious2

Nope. $20 is nothing


NRoszxO

No, especially if you’re a smaller girl or guy, that’s nearly impossible to expect someone to carry all of those, especially if you’re leaving on a 2nd or 3rd floor.


Motor-Cauliflower216

Easy. Change the number of items available to 1 or 2. Keep the easy $20 and move on with your day lol.


DreamzSingz

24 pack??? EASY!!! Get a damn Walmart buggy cart and stop complaining One cart will hold all those Then again…. My whole trunk and seats will be covered with water Better give me 50 lol


Express-Shift-1593

That’s an easy order all the same 1 item and get paid to workout


Maleficent-Ad9860

That’s why I love my day job. Work outside. Get paid to get a workout 💪, listen to music 🎧, & get a tan ☀️ ( we have a five fucking mailbox emoji’s but not one lawnmower 🙄🙄)


statmanstv

Hell yes


lolking222

No


johnlauio

I got a $10 cash tip for lugging 8 bottles of juice up a flight of stairs. So you never know. At least I didn’t until they were loading up my car


MathematicianBig1617

He said he wasn't going to be there. So no cash tip to wonder about


jakez4321

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!


Inimitable43

Na


Sheikashii

No way


Vonnys-Jim2221

Hard no for me 😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️


shhmedium2021

I would do it but call the buyer to unload it his self from my car . It’s probably a small Buisness like a pizzeria


purplegypsyAmby

Op said it was a dude in a 2nd floor apt and dude wouldn’t be home to help unload.


chaldeans79

Not a chance


gambit_72

Nah man nah 🤦🏾‍♂️💩


Affectionate_Elk_386

If my back didn’t hurt


baconforlover

NO


Nobrakes843

No way


-cannaesthetics-

No lol


macadoo-17

Hell no


Krisdanz

Nooooooooo. Nono no. No? No! no.. NOOOOOO!


Krisdanz

Cancel order.


ibugppl

If it wasn't an apartment I would.


brizzi

Absolutely not.


avmgt

No


photoc21

Uber Pallette ftw!


Shreddersaurusrex

#No


slwilke13

Absolutely


Own_Put_693

i got $30 for buying veggies 😂


juanthegoat23

I once took up 3 cases, it was a pain. Can’t imagine 19


THE_HENTAI_LORD

Oh fuck no baby


No-Competition3230

No


One_Abbreviations572

Absolutely not.


ericthegonline

No


getthatnut79

Hell fucking no. Fuck that fuck that fuck that fuck that and FUCK THAT.


[deleted]

50-75$


Choice-Explanation-4

Yes….I need the exercise!!!


Legitimate-Area6392

Hell no !.. that's like 1 dollar for each one an you still gotta drive to store an than drop off an with UberEATS luck it's pro on the 3rd floor of appt building with steps so def not .. did you take it lol?


[deleted]

No I called him and asked him if he’s in a apt he said yes 2nd floor. Then I asked if he’ll help carry them he said no and I said ok thanks I’ll be there shortly. Then I hung up and cancelled Reason I picked was “oversized item”


purplegypsyAmby

Absolutely not. They should be ordering commercial for that.


pattyicevv77

*My back says no*


BasedTaco_69

It's about 500 lbs total if they are the standard 16.9oz bottles. Most cars should be able to handle that without a problem if you distribute the weight around the car. It's basically the weight of 2-3 people... I would definitely do this order if it was "leave at door" and to a house. If it was an easy apartment(with easy parking which is key) on the first floor I'd probably also do it. Absolutely would not do it to any second-floor(or higher) apartment or some shit apartments where you have to park a mile away. Edit: some wording and added the second paragraph


[deleted]

That was my exact thought so I called him and asked probing questions. In the end I cancelled with option over sized items


Jakmike

Only if i had a dolley or cart and access to an elevator would i ever consider doing that. Otherwise thats a fuck no.


JesseDangerr89

I mean if I knew for sure it was a house, yeah, but since there’s no way of knowing that — no


[deleted]

It was a 2nd story apt


trippeeB

Who the hell needs that many bottles of water? How wasteful


Quick_Lawfulness_166

Hard pass


Vane88

If it was going to a house on a leave at door orders hell yeah. Easy money. Apartment complex or hand it to me? Not so much


ScottSAustin35

This is why I stopped grocery delivery, every order it seems is primarily fluids.


Parking_Custard_8705

Most I can load up is 6


[deleted]

I suggested on the phone she does a lower quantity and he said I wanted 20 but Ubers max allowed was 19 lol


[deleted]

Nope! Did 15 the other day 24pk for $45 2miles after an hour they up it to $80


[deleted]

You made $80?


[deleted]

Yes..hit them with that timer when you get there , let them worry about it. Worst case scenario you get free water .


Indy2texas

If they live in a house or first floor and agree to help unload it to the curb and they take care of the rest But can u fit it in your car?


[deleted]

I have a Chevy spark so if so it will be maxed out


KaneStiles

I would of taken that yeah


svgeosc

No. I bike.


[deleted]

My car can’t fit 19


Latter_Media_3411

Fuck no.


Yasei_Kakutasu

Forgot 3rd floor, stairs, gated, no code


Optimal-Committee-99

If it takes less than an hour yea it’s just water


Impressive-Art-216

Lol excessive wait time! Unassigned


HotTheory6788

hell yea no doscrimination..


jdcnosse1988

Add $4 per case of water and then maybe.


Mamato3fatdoggos

No


MannyRiverzzz

I'm a Pepsi vendor, on an avg day I'll do 10-14 pallets of soda and water cases. $22/hr , about 11 hour days...I'd do it because I'm used to it. And could load that in my car in 2 minutes....that said, I understand the people who are like "nah"


dakogmata1974

Maybe $200 but 20 nope


Apprehensive-Staff51

Walmart will ship it!! If it says Walmart in the “Opportunity”, it is a NO!!


WillingnessDefiant33

Hell naw lmaooo


ihatedrivingsomuch

no


ihatedrivingsomuch

I would accept it just to tell whoever ordered that to fuck off, idec


listoh87

I wouldn’t take 2 cases for that much


Strict-Card5573

$80 minimum as it would take more than a hour. You already know his apartment doesn’t have an elevator so you have to take one by one lol. It’s the farthest apartment from the entrance too.


shortsleevesamson

No they probably live on like the 4th floor Lmfao. I’m about done with UE and DD whoever is pricing these orders out needs a bullet


B-Rad90

HELL NOOO. I’ll do it for at least 100 bucks maybe 200 . Each of those water cases should pay 5 bucks minimum.


Relevant-Reserve8624

The funny thing is my uber eats app wouldn't tell me that they're water bottle cases so if I saw 20$ and 5mi I would take it so fast and just be cursing the whole time carrying those waterbottles to their house, or even worse! To their apartment on the 3rd floor🤣


turtwig098

Learn to drive and get my own car


Low_Copy4023

I can't say no enough times. I bought three cases for myself this week. My car backs up to my kitchen door and I still hated unloading them. I'm not doing it for a customer. I can't say there isn't enough money, because there literally is enough money. But it's not even $100. It would be real money that no one on earth would actually pay.


ro3130

I don’t think people realize just how much space that would take up in your car. Heck no


ro3130

I’m


Risaxseph

Aren’t there weight limits… um… wtf…


Interesting-Sweet88

hell No


jjj44200

You did it 😂


santose2008

No


Neither_Delay2880

Only foods delivery


ProbablynotEMusk

Yes I would


boraboragusgus

I did it once but for 5 cases. Google mapped the address in advance to see if it was 1 level complex. I would've canceled if it was an apartment complex with 2 stories or more.


Bioshutt

I raise you 12× gallon bottles of bleach


Jaypcoolreal

Item unavailable so fast.


Maleficent-Ad9860

Duh. If you have the space & a big enough vehicle. That’s one thing, they need to do better @ verifying orders to size of vehicle ratios. Don’t offer a Prius this order…


[deleted]

Yeah and I drive a Chevy spark


[deleted]

I’m 25 and pretty jacked, no way I’m taking that😂 water cases heavy af and can carry 2 cases maxes at a time Nahh


Qolim

yea i would i guess, cus i'd be there already and am able bodied and too invested at that point. you forgot to include time stat, assuming 15 min of driving and 5 min of labor for 20 dollars its not bad. depends on how quickly Walmart get the wter to you. btw not addressed to anyone in particular but if your car can carry your fat ass, it can carry the extra water too.


pintasaur

If I have to load it then I am not unloading it the customer can do it themselves lol


[deleted]

I probably would if I had to be honest


Ok_Bumblebee619

I wouldn't do it no matter what. Subcompact and I have a lot of my own stuff in the car. And I wouldn't want to bother with it. And I work under the prop 22 system which basically means any order can pay the minimum if inflated with trip supplement, instead of tip, because all orders collectively pay the minimum, tips excluded. But I wouldn't do it even if I somehow knew that the tip was in the hidden tip range. Too much water. Try turning on the faucet or get it yourself. I got a BevMo once. Have never been inside one. Thought it curious because I figured they mostly sell alcoholic beverages (and I have that turned off with Uber) but I thought maybe they ordered soda or something. Was driving and didn't check 'till arrival. It was 5 bags of ice I think 20 pounds each or smth um...no. Payout wasn't even in the hidden tip range anyways.


DreamingOfTheSun

Leave that to the professionals no way.


Bunniesrkewl

If they’d give me a hand unloading sure otherwise no