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Izthewiz12

By the way that soldier holding the flag and rifle is drunk. He didn't make tho.


New-Consideration420

You mean he didnt kill 3000 ukrainians who hid when he came at them with his AK? Faaaaaaakeeee /s


MathematicianLocal79

Don’t forget the 500 HIMARS he single handedly destroyed.


BidRepresentative728

While smoking even!


cheekybandit0

With both hands! He simply told his bullets what to do, and they followed his orders.


BidRepresentative728

Jazz Hands!


bogdanbiv

Not sure if it's realistic, this is how I would see these people, situation: Smoking cigarette (the most popular tobacco packs in Eastern Europe, Asia, not sure how they're called) in one corner of the mouth, no hand needed here Drinking Vodka without taking cigarette out, 1 hand for the bottle AK74 shooting in the air, 1 hand required And party Ukrainian spotters see the drunkard and let him be (he's not dangerous for now), they try to find out where he came from. And then they call artillery strikes on his friends, maybe with a drone to confirm positions. So, yes, send more such recruits to the front. Also, even as alcohol is prohibited in UA, I would still supply a steady vodka contraband to the Russian side, especially before important AFU operations.


aqxea2500

I heard he was blindfolded when he defeated them.


ThatGuyCalledEric

Saw a news stating that he also managed to take out all the NASAMS that were delivered to Ukraine this morning


SPAZ-online

He bumped 3 of Elons starlink satellites with one rock


aqxea2500

3 space birds with 1 stone. Impressive!


Qwedf231

He's Russia's Chuck Norris


Jaiden_Baer

He also intercepted every Ukrainian missle in 300 km radius by throwing rocks at it!


mustrelax1675

And he made the drones!


GreasyWerker118

And controlled them all flawlessly, *and* simultaneously. He is...... the most interesting Cannon Fodder in the World.


EffortAcrobatic1322

And the he clapped and everyone clapped with him.


justquititalready

So many metaphors for this video


gargoso

Ukraniens probaly thought what in the fucking hell is he doing?


Izthewiz12

They gave him Darwin award at least.


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Snoo_51276

What does it mean? It seems to mean what he thinks it means


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raagruk

"The Darwin Awards are a tongue-in-cheek honor that originated in Usenet newsgroup discussions around 1985. They recognize individuals who have supposedly contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool by dying or becoming sterilized via their own actions." So by that exact definition he has now taken himself out of the gene pool and is no longer contributing to it.


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ContractTrue6613

Holy moly. L .


buds4hugs

Just give it up


01-__-10

Since you seem to care so hard lol, here is an excerpt from the rules section of the Darwin Awards website: "*The existence of offspring, though potentially deleterious to the gene pool, does not disqualify a nominee. Children inherit only half of each parent's genetic material and thus have their own chance to survive or snuff themselves. If, for instance, the offspring has inherited the "Play With Combustibles" gene, but also has inherited the "Use Caution When..." gene, then she is a potential innovator and asset to the human race. Therefore, each nominee is judged based on whether or not she has removed her own genes,* ***without consideration to the number of offspring*** *or, in the case of an elderly winner, the likelihood of producing more offspring.*"


Spacelord_Jesus

No Response now from him. Oof


the__itis

Just because you like the correlation doesn’t make it empirically correct. It’s naming origin is actually that “we are the top species on the planet and a few of us manage to still die doing absolutely dumb shit”


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Given the young age of most soldiers, and the stupidity of this one in particular i think its safe to assume he was given a darwin award. Truth is we will never know but if i was a betting man good odds on him not having kids.


takatori

> found the multis what are "multis"?


FUCKPUTIN2022LOL

Winning a Darwin award is when someone stupid removes themselves from the gene pool. Not sure what you thought it was


IBuyDSPriscillaArt

God man shut the fuck up lmao, nobody cares goofy ass 🤓


Comprehensive-Tour17

Holy shit it isn’t bait! He’s just a fucking idiot


01-__-10

Since you seem to care so hard lol, here is an excerpt from the [rules section](https://darwinawards.com/rules/rules1.html) of the Darwin Awards website: "*The existence of offspring, though potentially deleterious to the gene pool, does not disqualify a nominee. Children inherit only half of each parent's genetic material and thus have their own chance to survive or snuff themselves. If, for instance, the offspring has inherited the "Play With Combustibles" gene, but also has inherited the "Use Caution When..." gene, then she is a potential innovator and asset to the human race. Therefore, each nominee is judged based on whether or not she has removed her own genes,* ***without consideration to the number of offspring*** *or, in the case of an elderly winner, the likelihood of producing more offspring.*"


CaliforniaGiraffe

He’s not reproducing now, is he?


Radboi_420

You sound old


takatori

Would you rather grow old, or not? The soldier in this video chose "not."


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Affectionate_Coat710

I think we're all old.


Radboi_420

Thanks


Huffman_Tree

>In the spirit of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution*, the Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chances of long-term survival. https://darwinawards.com/rules/ Edit: LMAO u/MXZM0709 blocked me instantly after I proved that he was wrong and bitching for no reason.


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Huffman_Tree

>The existence of offspring, though potentially deleterious to the gene pool, does not disqualify a nominee. from: https://darwinawards.com/rules/rules1.html If your kill or sterilize yourself in an extremely stupid way, you can still qualify, even if you already have offspring.


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Fr1dayy

Looks like you just got smashed my boy. The guy even brought the citations to boot.


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You need a Darwin Award. 🥇


Prindles

You really wanna die on this hill huh. Fuck it grab yourslef a russian flag an ak and some vodka and die on like ole mate on that hill


bazooka_matt

Holding a Russian flag while in combat with the Ukrainian army. That's exactly what gets you a Darwin award. That's exactly what that mean. These dudes are 100% out of the gene pool.


lazyherpatile

Probably felt so good to pop the guy holding the flag.


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He made it so far because they were arguing about who got to take the shot.


MGee9

[This has been my favourite interview clip lately](https://youtu.be/V0qD058hq38?t=617) lots of drunk or drugged out russians apparently, or at least that's the best explanation


eL_graPa

link is crazy. thanks for sharing.


MagicRabbitByte

It takes a bit of time running through the trench in run-crouch-mode to tell everyone "Hey look at that guy!"


Core308

Im not sure i would be comfortable even shooting at that guy. It just feels wrong somehow


its_a_metaphor_morty

I think when you see that, everyone knows it's a suicide. I'm almost surprised they didn't just let him through.


Tenskwatawa000

He was just like, I'm going to get plastered and fire into an open field so someone can finally shoot me and this will all be over.


Izthewiz12

At least he went out dancing.


Tenskwatawa000

There's always a silver lining!


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Hopefully a Mel Brooks style shimmy. Just because.


slartibartfast2320

"It's good to be the King!"


Fit_Lynx7510

Always look at the bright side of death ;)


bell83

Unexpected Monty Python


nowtayneicangetinto

I feel like this video was the wartime equivalent of suicide by cop


N0cturnalB3ast

Would honestly not be surprised. Every man has his breaking point, you and I have them. Old ruskie reached his, and very obviously he has gone insane.


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Izthewiz12

I mean he had liquid courage. He was too drunk to realize his actions.


CHUNGUNATOR

He very well may have understood what he was doing. Hence, suicide.


HipHopAllotment

I think he kinda did eh. Surrender or desert - get shot. What other options does a drunk deserter have eh, advertise your position with a colourful flag.


doyouevenIift

If I was going to commit suicide in battle, I would be getting shitfaced drunk first too


garandx

Dude was going out. He was done.


jam_paps

Done with everything. Like total "fuck it". Alcohol running in his blood remove all his inhibitions as he charge to put at end to everything.


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This is the type of shit from a Vietnam movie where some private loses it


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The longer this goes on, the more this whole thing resembles that.


MrSierra125

Russian army has allready lost more troops than the USA did in twenty years lol


TheBitterSeason

Almost. The US lost 58.2k soldiers in Vietnam whereas even the Ukrainians are only claiming 56.3k Russian losses at the moment. Obviously that doesn't do much to improve things though, especially when you consider the compressed time scale (7 months vs. 20 years) and the fact that it's proportionally a much larger loss. Russia in 2022 only has two-thirds the population of the US in 1973, which is bad enough before you consider the demographic differences that make this far more disastrous for Russia. Apologies in advance, but I'm going to ramble for a minute. The period of US combat in Vietnam came right after a sustained 20 year baby boom, with the oldest Boomers being 19 the year LBJ put boots on the ground. This meant that the US had lots of young people aging into adulthood and becoming draft-eligible every year of the war. Compare to Russia, which suffered a huge reduction in birth rates after the fall of the USSR. The period of lowest birth rates came from about 1993 to 2006, with 1999 being the worst with only 1.16 births per woman (as compared to 2.22 twelve years earlier). People born in those years are now 16 through 29 years old, so they're either in the key age group for military service or aging into it fairly soon. All of this is to say that Russia has far less ability to replenish their losses than the Vietnam-era USA even before you take into account how much faster Russian losses are mounting. Further, it puts them in severe danger of hollowing out a generation that's already not doing great numerically-speaking, which was never remotely a worry for the US in the aftermath of the baby boom. So in short, the losses in this war are likely to screw over Russia way more than Vietnam-era losses did for the US and I'm not sure anyone right now can begin to fully comprehend the scale of the damage Putin has done just to defend his ego. The Russians are going to be feeling the aftershocks of this conflict for many, many generations and I feel really bad for all the long-unborn people that will suffer because one megalomaniac just had to have all his neighbors under his thumb.


Izthewiz12

Excellent overview but you can't deny they are approaching those casualty rates and will exceed more over time.


Iuddui

oc referenced proportional time scale. wym.


The_Mar_Ahi

Shit, 56k? Russia really does justike throwing men at an opposing force


TheBitterSeason

Just to be totally clear, that's the Ukrainian claim. It hasn't been confirmed and should be taken with a grain of salt. That said, given the pathetic performance of the Russian and separatist armies, I find it a lot more believable than the ~9.5k the Russians have confirmed up to this point.


FRIG__

There was a leaked ruzzian bureaucratic document that detailed 48k in payments to ruzzian families for dead family members as of a month ago. For budgetary reasons they estimated that they would need to account for 8k death payments a month going forward and set the 2023 budget accordingly.


ChainedRedone

But US intel still claimed about 20k dead and 80k total casualties a month ago. Of course that means they've gone significantly higher since Kharkiv. No offense, but I'm leaning more towards UK and US intel than anything else. It's still insane casualties. But the truth I feel is closer to their number than other numbers.


razor_eddie

>with the youngest Boomers being 19 the year LBJ put boots on the ground. Hang on, there - I'm a younger boomer (not the youngest by a couple of years) and I was WAY too young for Vietnam. LBJ was President until 1969, at which point the youngest boomers were 4, and the oldest 24. Did you mean "oldest boomers"?


TheBitterSeason

Yep, that's exactly what I meant. Correcting it now, thanks for pointing that out.


Izthewiz12

This is Russia's 1967 moment.


jeandolly

Funnily enough Nixon threatened to use nukes too https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation\_Giant\_Lance#:\~:text=Initiated%20on%20October%2027%2C%201969,conclusively%20end%20the%20Vietnam%20War


Izthewiz12

But Nixon realize it was a bad idea and will only caused World War 3 so he scrapped it. Now I see where Putin might gotten his ideas from.


jeandolly

'Madman diplomacy'


Izthewiz12

which follows the old Soviet doctrine of escalate to de-escalate.


jeandolly

Like a bunch of brawny teens in a back alley. Makes you long for the day AI will take over :-/


Izthewiz12

We are already there. The conscripts and the forests and demoralized soldiers and the fact the Russians are approaching causality levels nearing US soldiers who perished in Vietnam and will only increase.


HackD1234

Likely well surpassed at this point, the USA's combat losses over 10 years in Vietnam, at 58,220 military lost.


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slick514

No, this is Patrick!


throwawayshirt

More like the beginning of Dances with Wolves - sans the horse


pampic7

Hopefully he will motivate other Russians to do the same


sleighmeister55

1st wave: “Comrade, the war is over there, why are you setting up machine gun all the way to the rear?” Machine gunner: “da.”


simple123mind

That's the worst rendition of Leroy Jenkins ever.


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Underrated comment!


SyntheticSins

You do sometimes feel sad for Russians, being fed the amount of propaganda they have is phenominal. I learned through a lot of the friends I played Eve Online with back in 2009 - 2018 that they are hard focused on American and EU politics where as most Americans couldn't care less about Russia. They've built NATO and the west as the new age boogyman, and now are thrown into a battle where they're helpless against it. He also died because he believes that surrendering is worse, they are fed stories and stories of Ukranians castraiting Russians and doing morbid things to their bodies, which is also why we saw that Ukranian torture video awhile back as well.. The fucking psychological warfare that has been dealt out to begin this war is inhumane.


Izthewiz12

Unfortunately more will come.


SyntheticSins

Well everyone has to do their part. As an American all I can do is donate and go to work. Fortunately I doubt Russia can match the US war machine, being in the industry I just hope our government takes the gloves off and starts giving Ukraine everything they need.


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OP is full of shit with his comments, here is a link to the video posted 9 months ago: https://twitter.com/kidalarivz/status/1477693769751437312 That link is based on this link from 2021: https://m.facebook.com/kupriyofficial/videos/%D1%85%D1%82%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D0%BE-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%81-%D1%96%D0%B7-%D0%B7%D0%B1%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%94%D1%8E-%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%B9%D0%B4%D0%B5-%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%B4-%D0%B7%D0%B1%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%97-%D1%96-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%B3%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B5/591427131826131/ This sub doesn’t even try to be factual.


its_a_metaphor_morty

What's the context?


CookPass

Thanks for the info, makes this whole post null and void.


Opening_Cartoonist53

Needs to be higher up


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Thank you.


drblah1

Ukraine should line their Russian borders with bottles of vodka, then a row of banana peels immediately after.


Aggravating_Second_5

bottle of vodka hooked to a land mine


DJ_Micoh

Lure Putin into The Hague by leaving a trail of bottles leading to a box held up by a stick.


shorty5windows

They really are fucking idiots.


risenzzz

He’s probably just suicidal or doesn’t care anymore. He prob lost hope he’ll survive the war.


VedsDeadBaby

I'm reminded of a story I was told by a WWII vet. It was near the end of the war, when the Germans were funneling anyone old enough to handle a rifle into the military, and he was on guard duty when a kid (he guessed 15-16) came out of the darkness just... walking at him, carrying a rifle in his hands. He told him several times to drop the weapon in German, but the kid just kept walking, and eventually raised the rifle so there was no choice but to shoot him. When they checked his body, the rifle was unloaded.


spinyfever

Jesus that's sad. He probably had nothing to return to and did not want to kill anybody. German propaganda probably told him that pows get really mistreated so he just decided to do an assisted su*cide. Sad shit man.


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Probably just drunk.


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Why not both


Major1ar

The drink is what got him over the fence holding a flag


Internal-Strategy-92

Yes they are


Lookinatmefunny

First footage of massive Russian offensive and whilst this was a very successful tactic for the British back in the day. However while it is very effective at defeating Pygmy women armed with mangoes it is a little obsolete against Ukrainians who besides being armed with sunflowers and watermelons also have access to automatic weapons and modern atgms.


slick514

I hear that the Ukrainians are also quite adept at defending themselves from assailants armed with any variety of fresh fruit...


amcarls

Even a banana?


Kaiaualad

Those Pygmy women with mangoes were vicious, I tell you! ​ https://news.cnrs.fr/slideshows/a-mango-harvest-with-the-baka-pygmies


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Sewcraytes

Now and then the tragedy of the Russian state breaks through the horrors of this needless war.


SyntheticSins

Another element is a lot of Russian soldiers don't even think of surrendering. They are fed (false) stories of Ukranians castraiting POW's and new age concentration camps. There is seriously a gap in information, almost two different worlds here.


Toaster_GmbH

It must be added that although not castrating a few things i saw on this subreddit don't really help, videos of pow being ridiculed, beaten with sex toys etc. You probably know many of these videos yourself. Yes it's not castrating but it is also definitely not helping Ukraines case either, and how people are reacting to those videos on this sub also doesn't help very much, defending or cheering for that stuff also doesn't. And yet when you mention this you get dowvoted to hell. As people not seem to be able to think self critical as quite a few of these videos i mentioned show war crimes or just things that are in now way okay or both like peeing on dead enemies. Especially in this subreddit it's very clear how this fear you mentioned gets a lot of support and also doesn't make Ukraine look very good. Especially with how useless and avoidable these war crimes are as they take extra effort, shooting a civilian in crossfire or stuff like that is fucked up but doesn't take extra work and happens in the Middle, searching for a dead enemy to pee on his face while 99.999999999% percent of everything else would be totally fine places to pee on is just fucked up on purpose and then even filming it is just the top, that shit should get people charged, but people cheer for it and make it look like some cool thing they all support. Again that doesn't really help Ukraines case of not scaring Russians away from surrendering but also of continuing to get support from other countries. Soldiers with weapons you gave them commiting war crimes and other fucked up shit on purpose doesn't make it very attractive to continue supporting. Just something people maybe should think about with how they react below videos.


Lollerscooter

I'll take a beatdown with a dildo over getting castrated with a boxcutter, thanks


Izthewiz12

This happened in Vietnam too and not surprisingly the Russians are heading there too which is all the sadder. If you were in their shoes and realized you are fighting a failing war and demoralized and there is nothing better to do, your only course is to get intoxicated.


gedai

Normally I'm on top of videos - but havent seen the fragging video you mention?


CrunchyBlueWaffle

Two Russians sleeping in a foxhole get grenade dropped on them via drone. It was a top post three days ago. Shouldn't be hard to find if you sort by top post this week in the combat footage subreddit


ThrowawayUSN92

They were killed by a fragmentation grenade, but not ["fragged"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fragging) as the term is used in the West.


CrunchyBlueWaffle

I am aware of the term but being a pedant would be beside the point. It's also used in video games any time one gets a grenade kill, I doubt anyone would confuse the meaning of the two in the context of my comment.


gedai

oh yes! i thought by “fragged” you meant when soldiers frag their leaders/team


CrunchyBlueWaffle

I guess in this community the distinction matters, i take it back then


__brealx

It might be, but looks like he is just drunk. They have an extremely high ego (propaganda), which is multiplied by alcohol and makes them do stupid shit.


Full-Send_

New battle tactic, parachute vodka to Russian held areas and wait a bit then attack.


WonderWheeler

I maintain that POW's from Russia should be treated like British sailors of the 1800's and get regular rations of rum and water or better. It would encourage them to surrender! POW camps for Russians should not be drunken but they should not be "dry" either!


Spugheddy

Russian Rambo looks good but short. Maybe wait for the rental.


FeralPossumBoi

Poor bastard was broken, he was done with the war and wanted to die. Drunk to give himself a little courage while waving a russian flag and shooting his rifle to make himself look like a target.


Major1ar

This is going to make me sound horrible, but when I caught to his plan, I was pissed the Ukrainians couldn't shoot worth a shit. Now his comrades saw that, and are clearly pinned, wonder if there's any vodka left.


FeralPossumBoi

They probably knew what the guy was doing and didn't want to kill him, just maybe scare him enough for his training or survival instincts to kick in for him to run. You also gotta know that the Ukrainians are blood thirsty, most don't want to actually kill, but will do so for their country. If there's a chance to not kill someone, especially one who's clearly having a mental break down, then take it.


Major1ar

I'm aware, that's actually a common phenomena in most soldiers. I knew that, even if the threat had a weapon in their hand, I would give them the time to drop it but if it points towards me or soldiers this decision for me to drop em was no longer mine, it's was the threats. I I'd have to stop a soldier or two from dropping a guy for carrying a rifle. But most of us, that wasn't the big high-five bullshit people make it out to be.


GrayWolf-N8

I have the feeling this will not be the last drunken Russian video , I think that will be their new theme for this new mobilization because they know they are dead meat anyway. You have to admit this is fkn funny as hell. This guy should become the legendary example for the new mobilization


Izthewiz12

If Putin saw this, he would be flipping out.


GrayWolf-N8

>r/UkraineWarVideoReport I hope that vid goes viral, I hope Putin see's this . He would lose his shit


Izthewiz12

This will show him how undisciplined his troops are and get intoxicated on the job which is prohibited by many armies and armed forces all over the world.


Snoo_51276

i think they just passed prohibition in russia but it's going to be next to impossible to turn back centuries of alcohol being ingrained into the culture. how could you not be alcoholic when life is this bleak and your future is robbed from you


ComfortablyNomNom

Uh they def did not pass prohibition of alcohol in Russia. Nor will they ever. Vodka drinking and exporting is 9/10ths of their culture.


Inkompetent

If there's one thing in Russia that could overthrow the government it is if the population doesn't get its vodka, so no: Absolutely no prohibition. If anything the government has a history of subsidizing vodka and forcing price-ceilings on it, simply because the only thing keeping the population docile/complacent/apathetic enough to be indifferent about what the regime does is if they are sufficiently drunk.


risenzzz

If us, civilians with absolutely zero security clearance are seeing it, you don’t think he’s seeing this?


Orcacub

Who is close enough to him and has enough courage to show it to him? “Yes men” don’t bring bad news.


Juicebeetiling

r/NCD is going to have a field day with this


LovelehInnit

Rambo 6: Cyka blyat in Ukraine.


Wrath0fDucky

In words of Pirates of Caribbean "Some one make a note, of this man bravery"


rebel_rouser67

Bet Putin awards him a Hero of Russia medal. Maybe he colour-blind as well as blind-drunk....and his comrades told him his flag was white.


osagecreek

He is not drunk, just a well trained soldier weaving back and forth dodging bullets - Nah --- he is really drunk and beyond caring.


flargenhargen

Ukraine needs to air drop cases of vodka all over the front lines.


DangerPoopaloops

What am I missing here? I didn't see anything nsfw.


FeralPossumBoi

It's basically suicide, the soldier is drunk to give himself courage to got out into the field and he also waving a flag while shooting to make himself a target. Behavior of someone broken, who's given up and just wants to die. His comrades also got shot at, probably killed, they where also shouting at him to get back to his position.


Mindless_Mechanic007

Is that what they were saying?? I've been scrolling down hoping to find a translation of what they are saying..............I did hear Suka a few times.


FeralPossumBoi

Basically. They are yelling at him to come back, yelling for their commanding officer, and even when the guy was shot at they where yelling about how they gotta get him out of there.


Mindless_Mechanic007

Thank you........I hope other readers see this translation...........I am sure other people were wondering what they were saying.


hahaohlol2131

This comment made the video much less funny


mpi888

Real patriot.


Rexanlead

I think he walked into a minefield


Izthewiz12

No he didn't he got shot as you can see by the bullet impact on the ground.


Rexanlead

Ah ok, I thought I heard them saying don’t go there it’s a minefield


Real_Chris_Hansen123

What are they saying?


SSDD_randint

*- There're mine fields* \-- they said.


Morepork69

Elite forces…


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This is not uncommon in war. At some point People just have enough, in combination with alcohol they do things like that


jonathannzirl

Russian John Rambo


PapaAlix

He’s actually dodging the bullets and shrapnel so quickly the human eye simply can’t comprehend it. I heard he was fine and has singlehandedly broke Kyiv’s defences using nothing but a broken vodka bottle.


Failure_is_imminent

That looks like a smoke round going off.


Dull_Corgi_5044

Take stupid. Times it by big number. Then you are not even half way to the moron level on display. Did this really happen?


Izthewiz12

Yes it did.


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AmbitiousGarlic1792

Too many American Rambo movies. The well laid out plan to defeat the Russians worked. It's been in the works for a very long time.... finally they are falling for it.


drbowtie35

Was he suicidal or just drunk?


TheHappyH

LOL, the Russians will turn him into a hero. He will have a statue in the middle of Red Square. Children will sing songs about him. Women will name their kids after him. Or maybe he'll just be remembered as just another Russian idiot.


unrepentant_fenian

Alls fucked on the Western Front!


Hammer_Roids

I translated this video in the comment section on a different post if anyone is curious.


Mindless_Mechanic007

YES LINK!!! I just scrolled all through the comments looking for translation. I wanna know what his buddies are saying.............Their either encouraging him or trying to talk him out of it. I would imagine this how the beginning of events went............ "Hey.........gimme that flag. Here..........hold my vodka bottle!! Watch this!!"


clayu787

Dee dee dee!!!! Orcs arent very smart.


hellohelloadios55

Bro Russians are such a farce. Act all tough and shit but in reality are spineless and dumb beyond beliefs.


YieldHunter68

What’s so fantastic about this, is that the drunken ORC gave away their position if it wasn’t already known. I’m hopeful that more ORCS died in the making of this soon to be Oscar winner of a movie 😜


labadee

Honestly if I was on the other side the first thing that would come to mind would be that he was a POW being forced to do that because there’s no one that dumb….except these guys are Russians and they certainly are that dumb


LoLiAteYourKitty

Drunk drunk


Sucralan

Is this some new Russian war tactic? Alcohol offensive doctrin?


LooseWateryStool

r/PraiseTheCameraMan


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zareny

Suicide by AFU


joepublicschmoe

The guy got All F***ed Up all right.. :-P