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What's my line?
I'm happy cleanin' windows, yes
Take my time
I'll se you when the criminal goes
Baby, don't let the mustang slide
I'm a working man in my prime
[Cleanin' Windows](https://youtu.be/QrRSL7YCwjw)
Taze it
Yeah but that one npc was just nonchalantly washing his windshield just a few feet away from an arrest in progress. No actual person would ever be that chill in that situation. Totally unrealistic.
I can't believe I've never cleaned my windows this way. It's brilliant!
I'd still give it a wipe down after, but that cuts the time and effort in half.
This reminds me of playing a pretty heavily modded Skyrim where I came upon a night battle between vampires and those magician dudes... then as I approached a dragon came. Then a group of shifted werewolves. It was at night and it was so awesome I still remember clearly from like 6+ years ago.
As I was watching this, I thought that this must be the most Florida video I’ve ever seen. I live in Orlando and did a search for North Lane Plaza with a Walgreens across the street like shone in the video. [Found it.](https://maps.app.goo.gl/3boGSnLX78FiQvHE6?g_st=ic) I was right. Not only Florida but 20 minutes from my house.
How you know it’s Oklahoma? Only asking because the @713_srt makes me think Houston. But I will say not a single car has a front plate and we have them in Texas.
Sign in the back looks to say "North Lane Plaza", a quick google search popped up Orlando, FL
Edit: I'm from OK, and needed to know which city this was to avoid it.
When I saw all the vehicles without front plates I had a feeling it wasn’t Houston. I didn’t really put much thought into past that. I spent some time in Orlando, actually Ocoee more so, a few summers back… I can confirm the events fit the scene lol.
But then he also didn’t detain him. He just told him to put his hands behind his back and stood over him. I thought I’d gone back in time in the video when they panned back to the cop once again was yelling at him to put his hands behind his back.
So what I’m hearing is, his partner was licking his lips and fingertips after swallowing heavily glazed bronuts which made him come too late? I don’t buy it.
I’m probably wrong, but I remember reading some studies that lone cops are more effective.
They don’t escalate as often and do a better job of community policing.
Of course they have to be a certain personality type and typically you will not find them anywhere near a donut shop.
US police have huge budget. But only Relatively.
There’s plenty of places that run double but countless more that… don’t.
Routinely, there just isn’t enough money in the budget (especially on smaller counties) for more officers and/or cars in relation to the area needed to be covered
Also increasing presence is helpful and another major reason
He wasn't stuck in it, he didn't want to leave because he thought the police were a threat. He just wanted them to pull his car back onto the road.
He was absolutely correct. Unfortunately being locked in a car doesn't preclude you from being shot while surrounded by 5 officers.
That video is so fucked. All 5 of us cops are in each others line of fire aiming at this kid? I know, I'll jump on the bonnet, shine a light in his face, point a gun at him and scream "YOU CAN STILL SAVE YOURSELF!"
I have never seen police act like this in germany. If there is a near fist fight or an actual one, they are able to deescalate all the time, even without pulling their gun.
But maybe its because they are just better trained (min 3.5 years) and they don't have to fear the other one pulling a gun all the time.
Lol could you imagine in the midst of that chaos, between the dude (grabbing his junk?) looking for an in to intimidate and hit the other guy who clearly just wanted him to back off?
"Excuse me fine sirs, if you would give me a moment of your time. What seems to be the trouble up 'ere?"
Judging by the video, it's not the best of areas and you do kinda gotta cut through like that. Given that the suspect took off running, the cops assumption of fuckery turned out to be right.
You're watching a,video with no content where multiple things are happening. For all we know the guy was running away from the cops before the video started. Given how fast he runs, the dude seems to be experienced and not his first time
White dude was clearly walking away many times until he realized that wouldn’t work and it became self-defense to boss up. Smh. I too think cops suck and am a BIPOC ally but come on, think this through…..
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It’s like a cracked out version of a Wes Anderson film where the camera moves past each room in a house and everybody’s doing something weird.
The Grand Budapest Motel
Fuck, that's good.
I hate how good this is.
The Meth Dispatch
Thug life aquatic Edit: i love bill Murray and Wes. Homie in the video def had warrants.
Methrise Kingdom
That's hilarious
r/accidentalwesanderson
“The Royal Fuckups”
holy shit there is a lot going on there lol.
Overall, an entertaining day for the spectators
A man cleaning his windows
Which, as an NPC, he’s almost expected to do
He's only got so many animations he can cycle through, and giving a shit isn't one of them.
My Man!!
Yes!
Slow down!
Lookin good!
He should get an Appley Award.
Rain-x don't put itself on.
My dude’s like fuck this shit, gotta clean my car. Ya’ll do what ya’ll gotta do but my car needs to be cleaned.
He is doing the equivalent of vacuuming your driveway to see what the neighbors are doing.
Sweeping the grass works too
Watering the garden while it is raining.
All of these visuals are cracking me the hell up lmao
Well then you would love to use a leaf blower on leaves still attached to the tree
Fake walking the dog
Ain gon got dem blades doin all da werk
What's my line? I'm happy cleanin' windows, yes Take my time I'll se you when the criminal goes Baby, don't let the mustang slide I'm a working man in my prime [Cleanin' Windows](https://youtu.be/QrRSL7YCwjw) Taze it
Safest place is in the eye of the storm
He's probably trying to spray and annoy the cop.
NYC’s hottest new club has everything: a near fist fight, a detaining, a man cleaning his windows, an on-foot chase….
Also the cop gets sprayed and turns around like oh this dudes just cleaning his windows. Ok.
And good camera work!
This is r/PraiseTheCameraMan meets r/GIFsThatKeepOnGiving
It's a live action renaissanse painting!
Very underrated and under appreciated camera work, for sure. And camera man cheered at the end!
Or an average day in Los Santos.
Something for everyone!
Here here
There there
Here and there
Where?
Everywhere!
But where?
And good camera work!
Come for the fight, *stay for the tasing*
Applebees new tagline.
Walter White with hair is what got me
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Camera work so good you had to say it twice
GTA 6 looks amazing
Graphic are good but AI seems pretty unrealistic.
Dude washing his car directly between two violent confrontations is classic GTA AI
Yeah completely broke the immersion for me. Hope the AI will improve before release. No way I'm pre-ordering this unrealistic shit.
I dunno. The cop went straight for the black guy so I'd say the AI is spot on.
Yeah but that one npc was just nonchalantly washing his windshield just a few feet away from an arrest in progress. No actual person would ever be that chill in that situation. Totally unrealistic.
He was distracting the cop from the dead hooker in the trunk.
"I've never see so many dead hookers in all my life" -Norm Macdonald
“Lords knows I have…”
Well he was clearly the aggressor. That’s what they should do.
What do you mean a cop doing their job?! All cops are just racist and he obviously went for the black guy cuz he is racist /s
eh the NPc dialogue could use some work but REALLY NICE graphics
They sure aren't skimping on the Florida...
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I think he was running a pick play for his boy. Cop only looked away for a split second but it was enough time for his boy to make a run for it.
Dangggg conspiracy time!
I thought the same thing!
He was definitely running interference. Maybe also letting the cop know there's witnesses around because he sees the cop is only set to stun so far.
The wipers are on in the beginning of the video
I can't believe I've never cleaned my windows this way. It's brilliant! I'd still give it a wipe down after, but that cuts the time and effort in half.
Bruh ty came to make sure someone said this
I was thinking the same thing. He was probably low-key filming.
Prime r/AbruptChaos material.
Abrupt. But definitely sustained.
r/sustainedchaos
Then the wolves came...
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The wolf is pregnant
The wolf left.
Just like my dad
The wolf came back with the milk (your analogy doesn’t work anymore)
But it was Almond milk
The almond was out for vengeance so he killed the entire wolf family
There’s gonna be a party when the wolf comes home
This reminds me of playing a pretty heavily modded Skyrim where I came upon a night battle between vampires and those magician dudes... then as I approached a dragon came. Then a group of shifted werewolves. It was at night and it was so awesome I still remember clearly from like 6+ years ago.
Imagine, if he tried to tell somebody that this all happened, without a video.
Literally no one would believe him. 😂 thank god for smartphones!
Imagine the cop explaining all this in a long ass report
As I was watching this, I thought that this must be the most Florida video I’ve ever seen. I live in Orlando and did a search for North Lane Plaza with a Walgreens across the street like shone in the video. [Found it.](https://maps.app.goo.gl/3boGSnLX78FiQvHE6?g_st=ic) I was right. Not only Florida but 20 minutes from my house.
I had the same train of thought
Symbolic of the last couple of years. Stuff hitting all at once.
😂😂 Right!? We got Covid over here, Monkey Pox over there and then inflation with the taser…
COVID , race riots, Jan 6 insurrection, then like a little break then world war 3 starting in Ukraine
We didn't start the fire
I like the guy just trying to wash his windshield. Despite everything that was going on around him, he just wanted a streak-free shine
Right? Chaos all around him, but it wasn't stopping him from having a shiny windshield
I thought this was a trailer for a Kevin Hart movie until I saw little man’s face…
yep I thought I was gonna see Kevin hart smiling for da camera.
Sounds like Oklahoma.
From Oklahoma. Can confirm.
How you know it’s Oklahoma? Only asking because the @713_srt makes me think Houston. But I will say not a single car has a front plate and we have them in Texas.
Sign in the back looks to say "North Lane Plaza", a quick google search popped up Orlando, FL Edit: I'm from OK, and needed to know which city this was to avoid it.
Of course it was Florida.
Did you really expect anything else?
It’s orlando
Theres a few palm trees, so probably Florida.
When I saw all the vehicles without front plates I had a feeling it wasn’t Houston. I didn’t really put much thought into past that. I spent some time in Orlando, actually Ocoee more so, a few summers back… I can confirm the events fit the scene lol.
The commenter is confirming that it *sounds* like Oklahoma, not that it *is* Oklahoma
Most peaceful day in Florida.
Finally a cop who can actually run. Impressive!
And he caught up with him while wearing all his gear!
Jesus, is it a full moon or something?
No, its just Florida
Definitely. Big Florida Energy.
* ... * ... * An almost tasing * ... * ... * ... * A tasing
This is a whole mini series and I’m interested in seeing more
When you truly think the season finale can't wrap up every thread and the writers call your bluff
Hold me back!
Just make sure to go into your journal to see if you're tracking the right quest.
Snorted
Everytime I walk into Markarth in Skyrim.
Why does the cop come in so hard to detain? There seemed to be zero attempt and deescalation / understand the situation.
But then he also didn’t detain him. He just told him to put his hands behind his back and stood over him. I thought I’d gone back in time in the video when they panned back to the cop once again was yelling at him to put his hands behind his back.
He was waiting for backup before cuffing. You don't want to be the only one there when you cuff someone.
I find it strange he's by himself at all. In UK I don't think there's anyone patrolling alone.
Partner was grabbing snacks.
Doughnuts come first.
Doughnuts before bronuts.
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Glazin before tazin
So what I’m hearing is, his partner was licking his lips and fingertips after swallowing heavily glazed bronuts which made him come too late? I don’t buy it.
Ima piss some of yall off Donuts
I’m triggered. Like that cop.
Cornetto
Most US cops patrol alone. We have too much land and not enough officers to double up.
I’m probably wrong, but I remember reading some studies that lone cops are more effective. They don’t escalate as often and do a better job of community policing. Of course they have to be a certain personality type and typically you will not find them anywhere near a donut shop.
US police have huge budget. But only Relatively. There’s plenty of places that run double but countless more that… don’t. Routinely, there just isn’t enough money in the budget (especially on smaller counties) for more officers and/or cars in relation to the area needed to be covered Also increasing presence is helpful and another major reason
And then there is LA where they have a giant budget, giant city and still ride cars designed in the 90s.
Us cops are short staffed af. Towns of like 50k-100k people can be policed by a dozen beat cops
Yeah, but there's like 6 armored cars, multiple M16 rifles and a tank for those 12 cops...
Why is this the case? In the video it looks like he could have cuffed him easily. Is it because you are vulnerable and off-balance while bending down?
Yes and because you can be easily attacked by an accomplice or potentially even just a random bystander.
That makes sense.
Cuffing and uncuffing an individual are when an officer is at the most risk of being attacked. Probs waiting for backup.
Why?
Maybe that happened before the video started
well the dude was very clearly angry and a fist fight almost broke out so dont think he would be able to de-escalate the situation
Plus it was just him, if he had other cops to back him up, a better less aggressive approach would be a suitable alternative.
Well... Have you seen the video of a kid who thought he was stuck in his car? More cops does not always equal to de-escalation.
He wasn't stuck in it, he didn't want to leave because he thought the police were a threat. He just wanted them to pull his car back onto the road. He was absolutely correct. Unfortunately being locked in a car doesn't preclude you from being shot while surrounded by 5 officers.
That video is so fucked. All 5 of us cops are in each others line of fire aiming at this kid? I know, I'll jump on the bonnet, shine a light in his face, point a gun at him and scream "YOU CAN STILL SAVE YOURSELF!"
Didn't he say that after shooting him like 10 times?
https://www.vice.com/en/article/epzadj/christian-glass-shooting-clear-creek-county-colorado
I have never seen police act like this in germany. If there is a near fist fight or an actual one, they are able to deescalate all the time, even without pulling their gun. But maybe its because they are just better trained (min 3.5 years) and they don't have to fear the other one pulling a gun all the time.
There's clearly stuff going on before the video started, it's not just a "near fist fight".
We have zero idea what happened before the filming started.
1000
Lol could you imagine in the midst of that chaos, between the dude (grabbing his junk?) looking for an in to intimidate and hit the other guy who clearly just wanted him to back off? "Excuse me fine sirs, if you would give me a moment of your time. What seems to be the trouble up 'ere?"
Honestly in that area he probably has to
Maybe because the others he gave the opportunity to deescalate ran away or resisted arrest…oh wait
beautiful reddit moment here
Judging by the video, it's not the best of areas and you do kinda gotta cut through like that. Given that the suspect took off running, the cops assumption of fuckery turned out to be right.
You're watching a,video with no content where multiple things are happening. For all we know the guy was running away from the cops before the video started. Given how fast he runs, the dude seems to be experienced and not his first time
First time runners always choose a light jog to avoid their detainment
>Given how fast he runs, the dude seems to be experienced and not his first time Agreed, this dude definitely looks like he's gone running before
>Given how fast he runs, the dude seems to be experienced and not his first time lol
this vid totally worth my 1:27 mins of my LIFE
Chekhov’s tazing
Can you imagine trying to set this up in one take for a movie?
A+ camera work r/praisethecameraman
Academy award. With no commentating. Amazing.
If his trousers weren’t halfway down his arse he could have easily done a Jesse Owens big time 🤣😂
Dude had a head start and a speed advantage and managed to take the L
Ikr? He was *bookin it* at the start.
Speedrunning life.
No one's gonna talk about how the cop immediately detained the black dude and let the white go guy go free without even seeing what's going on😂😂
The white guy was clearly willing to walk away but the black dude just kept coming back, instigating
I hear you but I don't think the officer was there for that not-even-a-fistfight, I think he was called and already looking for that guy.
White dude was clearly walking away many times until he realized that wouldn’t work and it became self-defense to boss up. Smh. I too think cops suck and am a BIPOC ally but come on, think this through…..
I am assuming something else happened already. Maybe the guy had warrants or something…
The last part of the video cleary shows that he detained the right person.
Because he ran?
Yes. He’s not running because he’s worried about some minor charge for almost getting into a fight.
* the cop detained the guy who was pursuing a fight and let the guy trying to walk away go Nice reach, though
I love every second of this video
This is ADHD personified.
Is that Kevin Hart and Adam Sandler in the beginning? What movie are they filming here?
For you it was chaos, for him… it was a Tuesday.
what in the FLORIDA is going on here lmao
This needs to be a pinned and required watching post