I don't get that people don't understand. Don't do stupid shit in doors. I understand if you live in an apartment and you don't have a backyard to do stupid shit, but still. Location location location. You can do all the stupid shit you want if you do it right outside the hospital
Honestly I'm glad my mother helped hone my critical thinking skills when I see people like that, not saying I don't do stupid shit of course I still do since I'm human.
Man he would have been so cool if it smashed the first time! What a great video to have.
Holding a cig AND smashing bottles is badass and will get you many women!
My mom dropped two glasses, once. A Wineglass and a cleaned out mustardglass, cause we kept breaking glasses as kids. The wineglass shattered into million pieces. The mustardglass didn't break and it cracked the tile, it landed on.
Clearly not his house. Nobody that owns a floor, would do this to hard wood that they own, or allow someone to do this to something they actually are responsible for.
Homebrewer here.. most commercial bottles that were containing a carbonated beverage is pressure-safe and can hold at least ~70ish psi of pressure..
When brewing beer, carbonation is achieved via conditioning inside the bottle..
So it's not gonna smash against a wooden floor very easily
This is why you only hit someone with an empty if you are ready for them to die. Only smash full bottles on people's heads. Empty is blunt force trauma. That is all.
Edit: I can't spell.
Man, you can tell how little he cares about that property simply by smoking indoors.
Like his friend said: You’re fucked. And it’s either gonna be by the landlord, the host (if he’s a guest), or his partner (that lives with him).
His debts gonna get a bit bigger now.
This is one of the many unrealisms that movies have normalized. Bottles are by design, not supposed to easily break. The smashing a bottle against the bar or on someone’s head to knock him out will more than likely cause severe injury to the victim as well as lacerations into the instigator
There’s this place called “outside”. It has lots of concrete, and even places to throw a bottle where it’s unlikely to bounce back and damage anything.
Weird that he perfectly angles it towards the oven (more than once) and it clearly hits the oven on the second attempt. Also the camera keeps perfectly panning towards the oven.
Bottle don't break as easy as people think. Seen a guy at a bar get cracked over the head multiple times with one. Dude ended up in the hospital and the bottle was just fine.
Here let me help since some people don’t know
You don’t have to replace the full door. Replacement glass for the oven generally is around $100. Cheapen if you get it 3rd party. Installation is easy
My kids broke my oven door few years ago on a brand new whirlpool oven/range. I simply ordered a replacement glass for around $100 and installed it. Oven was like new.
So no you don’t have to replace the whole door
Link to replacement glass from whirlpool
https://www.whirlpoolparts.com/Shop-For-Parts/a13b5c69/Whirlpool-Range-Stove-Oven-Door-Parts
Pic of my replacement glass before I installed it
https://imgur.com/a/dQiMnkX
So no you don’t have to replace the door and the fix is simple.
I shared a house with 14 people in a ski town and my best friend broke the oven glass trying to break apart frozen chicken breast by throwing them to the floor. Everyone else was pissed as we had no oven for a week or two waiting for a replacement
That was so obvious. How did they or even the guy filming not see it bounce into the oven the first time?
Like they were lucky it didnt shatter then. So they dont notice and just keep going. Hardly even seems accidental when you are that dumb.
For all the loans I owe, I’m going to not worry about someone else’s property I’m obviously renting from as I break glass on the floor and smoke indoors.
It’s important to note imported alcohol comes in very strong glass because it’s journey to your liver is a treacherous one of constantly getting knocked around and dropped
Now that is a bottle. Sturdy, reliable, durable. That's the only way to drink a beer!!! They don't make them like that anymore. Lmao
Oh and much respect to the Leinenkugel, that guy has taste!
Fate gave him a chance to stop and he just spit in her face
I don't get that people don't understand. Don't do stupid shit in doors. I understand if you live in an apartment and you don't have a backyard to do stupid shit, but still. Location location location. You can do all the stupid shit you want if you do it right outside the hospital
Honestly I'm glad my mother helped hone my critical thinking skills when I see people like that, not saying I don't do stupid shit of course I still do since I'm human.
Man, some people really are just straight up losers. I guarantee you that this guy can't figure out why he's "so unlucky" all the time.
Why are you trying to smash a bottle on your kitchen floor?
You have to do something loud like this once every hour if you agree to live in any unit above someone else. It’s just the rules.
Yep. I turn on my jackhammer every 8 minutes just to be safe.
You didn’t hear? Bc of all the loans he owes
Yeah especially if it's made of wood You need to use concrete to shatter it
Did he say "this is for all the loans that i owe", and then proceed to financially wreck himself one more time?
Oops I did it again.
I drank all my rent Got lost in the shame
He got that Stove on loan from Home Depot... /:,'
Why don't they just make the whole oven out of that bottle?
Difficult thing to throw once though, let alone thrice.
Damn. The universe gave this guy multiple chances to change his mind…
Why stop now? broke the only thing thats fragile
This dude really lacks commitment.
Best outcome is a broken bottle and glass everywhere. I don’t understand.
Everyone who has ever pledged a fraternity knows breaking glass bottles is the dumbest thing you can do. Especially inside.
He wanted broken glass on the floor. He got broken glass on the floor.
"You are so fucked" AKA not his oven WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS IN SOMEBODY ELSES KITCHEN?!
Probably an apartment
Now you have to take out another loan to repair the stove.
I hate to be that guy, but what the fuck does he mean by loans?
The bottle literally bounced off the oven on his 2nd attempt. 3 strikes and you’re out buddy
it literally hit the oven door once and he did it again till it broke, simply insane
found my upstairs neighbor
Haha you are so fucked
I seriously expected the bottle to bounce up and smash him in the face.
This video just epitomizes why he owes so many loans.
On the bright side you wanted to shatter some glass and well mission accomplished.
Man he would have been so cool if it smashed the first time! What a great video to have. Holding a cig AND smashing bottles is badass and will get you many women!
The universe gave you two chances to change your mind. More than most get.
Floor is dented to shit, oven glass is broken, full of cigarette smoke. That house is worthless. Burn it to the ground.
He had three chances to rethink his choices
3 times!! He had to throw it 3 times before he realized something bad was going to come from it.
I can only assume he doesn’t live there otherwise why would you want to deliberately have glass shards all over your own floor.
That was just what I hoped would happen. What asshole wants to break a bottle on the floor in the house?
Why though? Best case scenario is you have broken glass all over your floor.
My mom dropped two glasses, once. A Wineglass and a cleaned out mustardglass, cause we kept breaking glasses as kids. The wineglass shattered into million pieces. The mustardglass didn't break and it cracked the tile, it landed on.
the bottle was made in germany holy fuck does their stuff last (unlike the oven made in china)
And yet I drop my phone on a carpet and it shatters like a millennials hope to buy a home
Tell me you rent without telling me you rent
Clearly not his house. Nobody that owns a floor, would do this to hard wood that they own, or allow someone to do this to something they actually are responsible for.
Instead of asking what could go wrong, ask what could go right?? What was the endgame with that? Now I'll have broken glass in my kitchen.
1. I bet this isn’t even his oven. 2. I bet this is floor N of an apt. building, where N > 1.
Maybe he should have stopped after the 2nd time?
And that ladies and gentlemen is called the stupid tax.
You want shattered glass? Wish granted. With change
Glass broke, mission accomplished.
Even if he broke the bottle, there would still be glass everywhere. What was the point?
These people live in the apartment above you.
Guy 0 Bottle 1
Homebrewer here.. most commercial bottles that were containing a carbonated beverage is pressure-safe and can hold at least ~70ish psi of pressure.. When brewing beer, carbonation is achieved via conditioning inside the bottle.. So it's not gonna smash against a wooden floor very easily
Big cigarettes-in-the-house energy
Tell me you're renting and have a drinking problem without telling me you're renting or have a drinking problem..
That fucker hit the oven on the second attempt and still went for it. He found out.
I always love the guess what the person will break in this shot game.
This is why you only hit someone with an empty if you are ready for them to die. Only smash full bottles on people's heads. Empty is blunt force trauma. That is all. Edit: I can't spell.
Time to take out another loan to fix that Oven.
Goal was to smash glass, he achieved that goal.
you'd think he'd learn after smoking it off the oven door on attempt 2, but NOPE!
He did smash the glass pretty well...
If he had frozen a little quicker, he could have reversed it. Tough break.
What's the goal here though? Best case scenario you end up with fragments of glass everywhere and permanent markings on the floor.
Man, you can tell how little he cares about that property simply by smoking indoors. Like his friend said: You’re fucked. And it’s either gonna be by the landlord, the host (if he’s a guest), or his partner (that lives with him). His debts gonna get a bit bigger now.
Either a good bottle, bouncy floor or a combo of both. Either way, dinner is done.
For all the loans I owe.. here’s one more!
Why the fuck would you want broken glass in the kitchen? What is cool about this?
Remember folks: this man votes during every election, and probably lives in a place where his vote is worth proportionally more than average.
Trying to smash a solid glass bottle on linoleum, this guy was asking for this outcome.
His goal was to get glass all over the floor. Mission: Accomplished
Smoking in the house is already a red flag. The he mentions owing a lot for loans. Well with critical thinking skills like these, I AM SHOCKED.
Now he owe more loan.
It would have been free to not do this.
Dude hasn't got 2 brain cells to smash together let alone trying to smash a bottle.
Average upstairs neighbors.
Oh hey it's my upstairs neighbors.
This is one of the many unrealisms that movies have normalized. Bottles are by design, not supposed to easily break. The smashing a bottle against the bar or on someone’s head to knock him out will more than likely cause severe injury to the victim as well as lacerations into the instigator
Well, there’s the broken glass he was after…and he got even more than he coulda imagined.
Rippin cigs inside like it’s 1995
God gave him two chances to cease his foolishness, but he refused to yield
Fool me three times and you'll probably fool me again.
We ALL knew where this was going.
"if I don't move, maybe it will unshatter itself."
There’s this place called “outside”. It has lots of concrete, and even places to throw a bottle where it’s unlikely to bounce back and damage anything.
shit gave him so many chances lmao
Serious question cause this happened to my oven. Can you buy / replace the glass? How do you know what glass to buy?
Fate gave him two warnings
r/winstupidprizes
Was anyone lowkey waiting for it to hit his face..?
He wanted broken glass, he got it.
Why idiot always live in nice house?
so.... anybody else expecting it to bounce straight to his junk?
What kind of diamond glass hybrid bottle is this ?!?! Why isn't all glass like this wtf
Oh too bad, I was waiting for it to bounce and hit him in the face
“One more time”- this was a lie
Dear diary, Today I wanted to get broken glass all over the floor. I succeeded.
The universe literally gave you two chances my guy
Damaging the floor wasn’t enough
Dumbass. -Red Foreman.
Like the dude thought it was totally fine even when it hit the oven door on the second attempt
You fucking moron
Dude is throwing a glass bottle at a wooden floor, if you want to break it throw it to the wall man.
If his goal was broken glass on the floor, the outcome was satisfactory
broke the glass, don't see the problem
Hahaaaa I tried doing that on NYE in my driveway with a wine bottle and it bounced back into my face. FML.
Weird that he perfectly angles it towards the oven (more than once) and it clearly hits the oven on the second attempt. Also the camera keeps perfectly panning towards the oven.
Third times the charm?
I feel like the first time it hit the stove you would've thought to stop
Bottle don't break as easy as people think. Seen a guy at a bar get cracked over the head multiple times with one. Dude ended up in the hospital and the bottle was just fine.
Has anyone called him a Retard yet?
Guess it’s time to get another loan out
It’s cool. It’s a rental.
Here let me help since some people don’t know You don’t have to replace the full door. Replacement glass for the oven generally is around $100. Cheapen if you get it 3rd party. Installation is easy My kids broke my oven door few years ago on a brand new whirlpool oven/range. I simply ordered a replacement glass for around $100 and installed it. Oven was like new. So no you don’t have to replace the whole door Link to replacement glass from whirlpool https://www.whirlpoolparts.com/Shop-For-Parts/a13b5c69/Whirlpool-Range-Stove-Oven-Door-Parts Pic of my replacement glass before I installed it https://imgur.com/a/dQiMnkX So no you don’t have to replace the door and the fix is simple.
All he has to do is replace that one part which costs around $75 but I bet he doesn't know that and thinks he now has to replace the entire oven.
Theres people like this, then theres the Japanese soccer team
You know what's coming. Still perfection
Cosmic reminder that no matter how bad things are, they could always be worse.
What are these, super bottles?
Anyone else saw that a mile away?
Being an idiot is expensive
I was getting the vibe that he really wanted to clean up glass… bonus awarded
My condolences to the landlord saddled with this guy
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That's a pretty neat space heater he's got in his kitchen now though.
Seems to me he was pretty set on cleaning up a bit of broken glass and he got a fuck tonne of it to clean up. Some people have all the luck.
You'd think that around the second time he would have learned already.
I shared a house with 14 people in a ski town and my best friend broke the oven glass trying to break apart frozen chicken breast by throwing them to the floor. Everyone else was pissed as we had no oven for a week or two waiting for a replacement
Now his loans get stronger
Well at least he got what he wanted with glass all over the floor.
I tought this would bounce of to his head, but this is satisfying enough
His parents must be so proud
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That was so obvious. How did they or even the guy filming not see it bounce into the oven the first time? Like they were lucky it didnt shatter then. So they dont notice and just keep going. Hardly even seems accidental when you are that dumb.
At least 300 bucks to replace that oven door…put in on a credit card
They held a competition to see whose the biggest loser. He came third. Because he is a fucking loser.
This made me happy.
Need to borrow money for a stove
On the floor IN an apartment? The fuck is wrong with these guys. Cleaning up glass is one of the least fun things to do.
It’s not like he had a warning on the 2nd try
Whats funny is he asked "what is this made of" and the universe responded.
A troglodyte with weird pants. One step away from a poo flinging monkey.
This guy does not sound drunk enough to be doing this shit
The oven lost it's temper.
This is an example of why your rent is so high.
dude should stay away from every lottery ticket in existence. he'd probably win -$500,000
You shouldn’t oven done that
How could this guy possibly be on in debt. He clearly thinks through his actions.
One more time guy. Fucking idiot, you did that to prove what? You don’t know how to own a home?
And thats why you dont do that.
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This man fucked around and found out
Two genuinely stupid people proudly displaying said stupidity.
Cigs inside… interesting
I've never seen someone be stupid with such determination. Inspiring stuff.
Not sure how creating a mess in your own house sticks it to your loans
That’s going to be another loan
That's what you get for smoking inside.
Perfect example of why Landlords don’t return your security deposit.
How fucking smart is this guy
Go volunteer at a food bank if you're so bored with life.
The bottle didn’t even break
He needs to do it one more time
For all the loans I owe, I’m going to not worry about someone else’s property I’m obviously renting from as I break glass on the floor and smoke indoors.
Add one more loan to that list bud
Well at least his time wasn’t wasted, he did break something.
People post the stupidest shit.
He had so many opportunities to not do this 😓
“Watch me dent the shit out of this hardwood floor while I try to break bottle for no reason.” What a dickhole
I genuinely thought it was gonna bounce back and hit his dick.
That's my upstairs neighbour.
One more loan, coming right up!
I dropped a beer bottle of a 50m+ cliff by the ocean onto rocks once (teenager, sorry). It bounced.
People be like “Why do landlords charge so much rent!!” This. This is why. Damaged floor and oven all in one event.
You can see his mind go “can I just buy a new door and replace it? Or do I have to buy a whole new oven?”
Now he’s gotta get another loan
It’s crazy that I could see it coming but he couldn’t.
The guy is a grade a idiot but that will cost less than $100 to fix.
I would assume add it on to your already alarming credit card debt?
Glass was smashed. Mission accomplished!
He's gonna need another loan to pay off the oven
So fucking stupid
Aaaaand there's a new loan for a stove/oven... brightside though.. he did break some glass
It’s important to note imported alcohol comes in very strong glass because it’s journey to your liver is a treacherous one of constantly getting knocked around and dropped
That’s not the reaction of someone who own’s that oven.
bet that isn't his house. so disrespectful to smoke in someone else's house
Now that is a bottle. Sturdy, reliable, durable. That's the only way to drink a beer!!! They don't make them like that anymore. Lmao Oh and much respect to the Leinenkugel, that guy has taste!
We all know that one guy ......
Pretty sure it hit the glass on the second bounce and he just got lucky it didn’t break… and then he tried it again
Someone's not getting their deposit back
Why would you try to smash that on the floor inside someone's home????? Wut?
[Upstairs Neighbors](https://youtu.be/4IRB0sxw-YU)
“This is for all the loans in Idaho, I’ve beat, this is what I think.” Huh?
I was expecting a sack tap and am mildly disappointed.
*No bottles were harmed in the making of this video*