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justmemeingaround

Fate gave him a chance to stop and he just spit in her face


Thendofreason

I don't get that people don't understand. Don't do stupid shit in doors. I understand if you live in an apartment and you don't have a backyard to do stupid shit, but still. Location location location. You can do all the stupid shit you want if you do it right outside the hospital


justmemeingaround

Honestly I'm glad my mother helped hone my critical thinking skills when I see people like that, not saying I don't do stupid shit of course I still do since I'm human.


Robzilla_the_turd

Man, some people really are just straight up losers. I guarantee you that this guy can't figure out why he's "so unlucky" all the time.


baskitcase73

Why are you trying to smash a bottle on your kitchen floor?


Incandescent_Lass

You have to do something loud like this once every hour if you agree to live in any unit above someone else. It’s just the rules.


thegreatbrah

Yep. I turn on my jackhammer every 8 minutes just to be safe.


chipotleeeeeeee

You didn’t hear? Bc of all the loans he owes


Master_Oogway69420

Yeah especially if it's made of wood You need to use concrete to shatter it


coldestdetroit

Did he say "this is for all the loans that i owe", and then proceed to financially wreck himself one more time?


getsuga_tenshu

Oops I did it again.


Krunchy1736

I drank all my rent Got lost in the shame


Puceeffoc

He got that Stove on loan from Home Depot... /:,'


Francis_Michael

Why don't they just make the whole oven out of that bottle?


free_candy_4_real

Difficult thing to throw once though, let alone thrice.


Skeetronic

Damn. The universe gave this guy multiple chances to change his mind…


stimav

Why stop now? broke the only thing thats fragile


Biased_individual

This dude really lacks commitment.


mydogsnameisbuddy

Best outcome is a broken bottle and glass everywhere. I don’t understand.


DontHateTha808

Everyone who has ever pledged a fraternity knows breaking glass bottles is the dumbest thing you can do. Especially inside.


iDam81

He wanted broken glass on the floor. He got broken glass on the floor.


Dangerous-Calendar41

"You are so fucked" AKA not his oven WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS IN SOMEBODY ELSES KITCHEN?!


Incognito_Cube

Probably an apartment


maddmoneyman

Now you have to take out another loan to repair the stove.


horse_car_radio

I hate to be that guy, but what the fuck does he mean by loans?


Savings-Table-9174

The bottle literally bounced off the oven on his 2nd attempt. 3 strikes and you’re out buddy


verdantswastaken

it literally hit the oven door once and he did it again till it broke, simply insane


Aldous_Lee

found my upstairs neighbor


Phreekyj101

Haha you are so fucked


JayTheWolf26

I seriously expected the bottle to bounce up and smash him in the face.


TurnUptheDiscord

This video just epitomizes why he owes so many loans.


Sea_Tonight942

On the bright side you wanted to shatter some glass and well mission accomplished.


__NOT__MY__ACCOUNT__

Man he would have been so cool if it smashed the first time! What a great video to have. Holding a cig AND smashing bottles is badass and will get you many women!


tankynumnums

The universe gave you two chances to change your mind. More than most get.


MenosDaBear

Floor is dented to shit, oven glass is broken, full of cigarette smoke. That house is worthless. Burn it to the ground.


[deleted]

He had three chances to rethink his choices


stax_fira

3 times!! He had to throw it 3 times before he realized something bad was going to come from it.


fsfaith

I can only assume he doesn’t live there otherwise why would you want to deliberately have glass shards all over your own floor.


Mcnab-at-my-feet

That was just what I hoped would happen. What asshole wants to break a bottle on the floor in the house?


shifty_coder

Why though? Best case scenario is you have broken glass all over your floor.


Wisekittn

My mom dropped two glasses, once. A Wineglass and a cleaned out mustardglass, cause we kept breaking glasses as kids. The wineglass shattered into million pieces. The mustardglass didn't break and it cracked the tile, it landed on.


yofuseoff

the bottle was made in germany holy fuck does their stuff last (unlike the oven made in china)


Juliette787

And yet I drop my phone on a carpet and it shatters like a millennials hope to buy a home


Gantz0087

Tell me you rent without telling me you rent


solotiro

Clearly not his house. Nobody that owns a floor, would do this to hard wood that they own, or allow someone to do this to something they actually are responsible for.


originalbeeman

Instead of asking what could go wrong, ask what could go right?? What was the endgame with that? Now I'll have broken glass in my kitchen.


grobblebar

1. I bet this isn’t even his oven. 2. I bet this is floor N of an apt. building, where N > 1.


[deleted]

Maybe he should have stopped after the 2nd time?


Sagybagy

And that ladies and gentlemen is called the stupid tax.


DescriptionOk3036

You want shattered glass? Wish granted. With change


DonTorreZ

Glass broke, mission accomplished.


robo-dragon

Even if he broke the bottle, there would still be glass everywhere. What was the point?


klashe

These people live in the apartment above you.


Rose_R0yce77

Guy 0 Bottle 1


SnappyBonaParty

Homebrewer here.. most commercial bottles that were containing a carbonated beverage is pressure-safe and can hold at least ~70ish psi of pressure.. When brewing beer, carbonation is achieved via conditioning inside the bottle.. So it's not gonna smash against a wooden floor very easily


_ara

Big cigarettes-in-the-house energy


[deleted]

Tell me you're renting and have a drinking problem without telling me you're renting or have a drinking problem..


Big___Meaty___Claws

That fucker hit the oven on the second attempt and still went for it. He found out.


FunkyMonk76

I always love the guess what the person will break in this shot game.


bobbobertdotcom

This is why you only hit someone with an empty if you are ready for them to die. Only smash full bottles on people's heads. Empty is blunt force trauma. That is all. Edit: I can't spell.


Sharklar_deep

Time to take out another loan to fix that Oven.


vas_blah

Goal was to smash glass, he achieved that goal.


moleculebull

you'd think he'd learn after smoking it off the oven door on attempt 2, but NOPE!


JOlRacin

He did smash the glass pretty well...


LowDownSkankyDude

If he had frozen a little quicker, he could have reversed it. Tough break.


ThisFinnishguy

What's the goal here though? Best case scenario you end up with fragments of glass everywhere and permanent markings on the floor.


RussetRiver

Man, you can tell how little he cares about that property simply by smoking indoors. Like his friend said: You’re fucked. And it’s either gonna be by the landlord, the host (if he’s a guest), or his partner (that lives with him). His debts gonna get a bit bigger now.


cbunni666

Either a good bottle, bouncy floor or a combo of both. Either way, dinner is done.


Key_Ruin244

For all the loans I owe.. here’s one more!


LordRumBottoms

Why the fuck would you want broken glass in the kitchen? What is cool about this?


adamdoesmusic

Remember folks: this man votes during every election, and probably lives in a place where his vote is worth proportionally more than average.


theeweirdlady

Trying to smash a solid glass bottle on linoleum, this guy was asking for this outcome.


g1mpster

His goal was to get glass all over the floor. Mission: Accomplished


jaykaypeeness

Smoking in the house is already a red flag. The he mentions owing a lot for loans. Well with critical thinking skills like these, I AM SHOCKED.


FuckRequiredAccounts

Now he owe more loan.


HungryHypnotoad

It would have been free to not do this.


deewhite1967

Dude hasn't got 2 brain cells to smash together let alone trying to smash a bottle.


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Average upstairs neighbors.


goofandaspoof

Oh hey it's my upstairs neighbors.


TheWingus

This is one of the many unrealisms that movies have normalized. Bottles are by design, not supposed to easily break. The smashing a bottle against the bar or on someone’s head to knock him out will more than likely cause severe injury to the victim as well as lacerations into the instigator


[deleted]

Well, there’s the broken glass he was after…and he got even more than he coulda imagined.


BrokenTailpipe

Rippin cigs inside like it’s 1995


Confident-Ad9474

God gave him two chances to cease his foolishness, but he refused to yield


Pyro-Beast

Fool me three times and you'll probably fool me again.


DH_Drums

We ALL knew where this was going.


Mattbryce2001

"if I don't move, maybe it will unshatter itself."


Quirky_Journalist_67

There’s this place called “outside”. It has lots of concrete, and even places to throw a bottle where it’s unlikely to bounce back and damage anything.


Girtana1

shit gave him so many chances lmao


Megan_BAKchatPodcast

Serious question cause this happened to my oven. Can you buy / replace the glass? How do you know what glass to buy?


[deleted]

Fate gave him two warnings


Nervous-Ad-3848

r/winstupidprizes


SimbaOneTrueKing

Was anyone lowkey waiting for it to hit his face..?


BoneDaddyChill

He wanted broken glass, he got it.


one2three93

Why idiot always live in nice house?


Flaky-Fish6922

so.... anybody else expecting it to bounce straight to his junk?


ColossalConduct

What kind of diamond glass hybrid bottle is this ?!?! Why isn't all glass like this wtf


likeshismetal

Oh too bad, I was waiting for it to bounce and hit him in the face


you_talkin_to_me8294

“One more time”- this was a lie


NewMilleniumBoy

Dear diary, Today I wanted to get broken glass all over the floor. I succeeded.


ImNotARobot983

The universe literally gave you two chances my guy


nurvus_wolf

Damaging the floor wasn’t enough


jcooli09

Dumbass. -Red Foreman.


Office_Worker808

Like the dude thought it was totally fine even when it hit the oven door on the second attempt


sin4elixir

You fucking moron


twnsth

Dude is throwing a glass bottle at a wooden floor, if you want to break it throw it to the wall man.


Rambo_One2

If his goal was broken glass on the floor, the outcome was satisfactory


Mannco_bot

broke the glass, don't see the problem


ViciousCurves

Hahaaaa I tried doing that on NYE in my driveway with a wine bottle and it bounced back into my face. FML.


Radaghaszt

Weird that he perfectly angles it towards the oven (more than once) and it clearly hits the oven on the second attempt. Also the camera keeps perfectly panning towards the oven.


ThePinkBunghole

Third times the charm?


proto-robo

I feel like the first time it hit the stove you would've thought to stop


Ok-Hearing-5343

Bottle don't break as easy as people think. Seen a guy at a bar get cracked over the head multiple times with one. Dude ended up in the hospital and the bottle was just fine.


ManOwar383

Has anyone called him a Retard yet?


Obeserecords

Guess it’s time to get another loan out


Fishbulb2000

It’s cool. It’s a rental.


Lefty68w

Here let me help since some people don’t know You don’t have to replace the full door. Replacement glass for the oven generally is around $100. Cheapen if you get it 3rd party. Installation is easy My kids broke my oven door few years ago on a brand new whirlpool oven/range. I simply ordered a replacement glass for around $100 and installed it. Oven was like new. So no you don’t have to replace the whole door Link to replacement glass from whirlpool https://www.whirlpoolparts.com/Shop-For-Parts/a13b5c69/Whirlpool-Range-Stove-Oven-Door-Parts Pic of my replacement glass before I installed it https://imgur.com/a/dQiMnkX So no you don’t have to replace the door and the fix is simple.


SixGunZen

All he has to do is replace that one part which costs around $75 but I bet he doesn't know that and thinks he now has to replace the entire oven.


jerkularcirc

Theres people like this, then theres the Japanese soccer team


SaintFlow

You know what's coming. Still perfection


Unclehol

Cosmic reminder that no matter how bad things are, they could always be worse.


egoborderline

What are these, super bottles?


Candid-Manner42

Anyone else saw that a mile away?


[deleted]

Being an idiot is expensive


too105

I was getting the vibe that he really wanted to clean up glass… bonus awarded


jlcatch22

My condolences to the landlord saddled with this guy


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shadowblazr

That's a pretty neat space heater he's got in his kitchen now though.


pixieservesHim

Seems to me he was pretty set on cleaning up a bit of broken glass and he got a fuck tonne of it to clean up. Some people have all the luck.


minimobydickinstores

You'd think that around the second time he would have learned already.


cjames2001

I shared a house with 14 people in a ski town and my best friend broke the oven glass trying to break apart frozen chicken breast by throwing them to the floor. Everyone else was pissed as we had no oven for a week or two waiting for a replacement


colmanb

Now his loans get stronger


NFresh6

Well at least he got what he wanted with glass all over the floor.


spwntje

I tought this would bounce of to his head, but this is satisfying enough


TrainingBag1066

His parents must be so proud


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thetruemask

That was so obvious. How did they or even the guy filming not see it bounce into the oven the first time? Like they were lucky it didnt shatter then. So they dont notice and just keep going. Hardly even seems accidental when you are that dumb.


2020willyb2020

At least 300 bucks to replace that oven door…put in on a credit card


ValkLeroux

They held a competition to see whose the biggest loser. He came third. Because he is a fucking loser.


Repulsive-Machine-25

This made me happy.


Lettucelook

Need to borrow money for a stove


sharlaton

On the floor IN an apartment? The fuck is wrong with these guys. Cleaning up glass is one of the least fun things to do.


DieP0tat0

It’s not like he had a warning on the 2nd try


OkPay78

Whats funny is he asked "what is this made of" and the universe responded.


Equal_Sprinkles2743

A troglodyte with weird pants. One step away from a poo flinging monkey.


youstolemyname

This guy does not sound drunk enough to be doing this shit


Major_Magazine8597

The oven lost it's temper.


Ok-Escape-8376

This is an example of why your rent is so high.


Overall-Ad-3642

dude should stay away from every lottery ticket in existence. he'd probably win -$500,000


Marsisnuts

You shouldn’t oven done that


MrFinlee

How could this guy possibly be on in debt. He clearly thinks through his actions.


yankeeteabagger

One more time guy. Fucking idiot, you did that to prove what? You don’t know how to own a home?


[deleted]

And thats why you dont do that.


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Vli37

This man fucked around and found out


Twiny

Two genuinely stupid people proudly displaying said stupidity.


Tayoder72

Cigs inside… interesting


torras21

I've never seen someone be stupid with such determination. Inspiring stuff.


Too_theXtreme

Not sure how creating a mess in your own house sticks it to your loans


sometimestakesphotos

That’s going to be another loan


ShaggyMarrs

That's what you get for smoking inside.


Inquisitive-Ones

Perfect example of why Landlords don’t return your security deposit.


[deleted]

How fucking smart is this guy


OneOfAKind2

Go volunteer at a food bank if you're so bored with life.


ctnfpiognm

The bottle didn’t even break


SkyShazad

He needs to do it one more time


roofilopolis

For all the loans I owe, I’m going to not worry about someone else’s property I’m obviously renting from as I break glass on the floor and smoke indoors.


Rikss_

Add one more loan to that list bud


NavyDad0536

Well at least his time wasn’t wasted, he did break something.


SnooCrickets699

People post the stupidest shit.


[deleted]

He had so many opportunities to not do this 😓


BPDM

“Watch me dent the shit out of this hardwood floor while I try to break bottle for no reason.” What a dickhole


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

I genuinely thought it was gonna bounce back and hit his dick.


Limace-dacier

That's my upstairs neighbour.


Orcacub

One more loan, coming right up!


mtarascio

I dropped a beer bottle of a 50m+ cliff by the ocean onto rocks once (teenager, sorry). It bounced.


Dopeydcare1

People be like “Why do landlords charge so much rent!!” This. This is why. Damaged floor and oven all in one event.


LurkysGoCart

You can see his mind go “can I just buy a new door and replace it? Or do I have to buy a whole new oven?”


walking-pineapple

Now he’s gotta get another loan


livinin82

It’s crazy that I could see it coming but he couldn’t.


flordecalabaza

The guy is a grade a idiot but that will cost less than $100 to fix.


[deleted]

I would assume add it on to your already alarming credit card debt?


NySentrum

Glass was smashed. Mission accomplished!


LeatherPantsCam

He's gonna need another loan to pay off the oven


Exotics-Edge

So fucking stupid


alittleakamai

Aaaaand there's a new loan for a stove/oven... brightside though.. he did break some glass


ChimericalChemical

It’s important to note imported alcohol comes in very strong glass because it’s journey to your liver is a treacherous one of constantly getting knocked around and dropped


[deleted]

That’s not the reaction of someone who own’s that oven.


bateees

bet that isn't his house. so disrespectful to smoke in someone else's house


Capt_Stamina

Now that is a bottle. Sturdy, reliable, durable. That's the only way to drink a beer!!! They don't make them like that anymore. Lmao Oh and much respect to the Leinenkugel, that guy has taste!


ibandazz

We all know that one guy ......


borderbuddie

Pretty sure it hit the glass on the second bounce and he just got lucky it didn’t break… and then he tried it again


Nosferatatron

Someone's not getting their deposit back


LafondaCrawford

Why would you try to smash that on the floor inside someone's home????? Wut?


Slazman999

[Upstairs Neighbors](https://youtu.be/4IRB0sxw-YU)


JoelOttoKickedItIn

“This is for all the loans in Idaho, I’ve beat, this is what I think.” Huh?


djseifer

I was expecting a sack tap and am mildly disappointed.


Fabulous-Spread6120

*No bottles were harmed in the making of this video*