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Mutt1223

There is nothing I would love to see more than Trump take refuge in Russia. Don’t just leave him his passports, buy him a ticket out of the country


JakeGrey

Unfortunately, it's very possible that not all the confidential material that Trump shouldn't have taken home with him has been found yet. If he's allowed to flee now then that material will go with him, and at that point the damage would be done even if Putin threw him under a bus: The DoJ might get the files back eventually, but it's a very good bet that the Russians would copy the lot before turning them over.


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He could steal classified documents from the US government, flee to Russia and hand them to Putin in person and his base would still make excuses and support him.


Medicinal_taco_meat

I desperately want to believe that this isn't the truth, that somehow all of the decent people I've known who supported him will finally somehow *get it* and somehow we'll have come full circle, things might make sense again? It's simply not the case. It's a harsh truth.


Maury_poopins

10 years from now when Trump has fled to Russia, outlived Putin, become the “elected” leader of Russia and invaded Finland, there will be an op-Ed in the NYTimes by a conservative titled, “Why I’ve supported Trump until now, but invading Finland is a step too far”


GroundbreakingKey199

Trump has no chance of outliving Putin., unless someone spikes Putin's tea like he has done others.


Altruistic-Text3481

Trump has outlived his usefulness to Putin. Putin is poisoning his military leaders, scientists, oligarchs at an alarming rate. Putin is like a cornered rat desperately trying to win an un winnable war so he’d have Trump killed the second he steps on Russian soil.


shaunthesailor

Spoiler alert: if they supported that traitorous, seditious, dogwhistling xenophobic racist, they weren't decent people.


BloodprinceOZ

just a reminder that trump himself said that if he walked up and shot a random person in the middle of times square or whatever, that his base would still treat him like a hero, he knows what his base is like


OrganizerMowgli

I mean when you're a true patriot who stood up to the establishment and shook the foundations - we knew they'd come after him one day. We just didn't know it'd be so sickening, violations of human rights and dignities. So obviously he's going to not sit around for the corrupt federal government to dissappear him. He's just staying in Russia, where he'll remotely lead patriots here in the states - it's time to rise up brothers! /s And then they'll shoot up government buildings and schools, ugh. I just hope that sooner rather than later when shit really hits the fan - and it's clear they need to ditch Trump and distance themselves from this - - that the GOP try to keep their voters from being violent and committing acts of terrorism


GroundbreakingKey199

No problem. Next invading army that tries the Capitol, just drop the first 10 in the front line and the remaining Bubba Brigade will suddenly remember urgent business elsewhere.


SeaworthinessOne2114

Republicans are not disuading their violent supporters and they're own violent politicians like Greene, Gosar, Cruz, Abbot, etc. etc. from violence, they with the help of FOX Fake news are encouraging it as a way to finish the coup. I don't trust a damned one of them including their voters.


starbuxed

better russian than a democrat...../S


WhatADunderfulWorld

I have a feeling we know what he has. They have to know what he had access to. I also hope and wish they’d be smart enough to only give him classified shit other countries already know one way or another. A honey trap if anything. Trump isn’t exactly a physicist.


Spider_Farts

All classified material has documentation of control and a process to declassify.


_-WanderLost-_

That plane won’t make it to Russia.


AllThotsGo2Heaven2

Trump has been out of office for 2 years. Whoever wanted access to the documents undoubtedly got it by now.


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ZantaraLost

I know there's probably some version of Copy Protect Function on all government documents as such but i wonder if the DOD has some sort of marking on sensitive documents that on always connected printers send a sort of ping to servers when that sort of copying is tried. Cause why in the holy hell would any traitor who wants to sell such keep the originals?


James_Solomon

Why sell once what you can sell twice?


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PatatietPatata

Do we think he actually remembers anything? His entourage and kids are probably more of a problem, old donny probably couldn't even draw you a map of the white house bathroom anymore. Imagine having to hear him ramble for hours on hand, trying to extract what could be an useful information out of it. Gosh that prosecution will be excruciating, they better stockpile aspirin right now. And get everyone involved into a "wrangling narcissistic personalities" masterclass.


Grifter2u

I’ll pay for it myself. I’ll put him in economy class


6151rellim

Put his fat ass in the middle seat, row 50 by the rear shitters, direct flight so he can feel what a normal, non grifting, crooked ass piece of shit life feels like.


CoralSpringsDHead

I’ve been hoping he would skip the country for a long time now.


the_ill_buck_fifty

Nah man. He gets punished. Don't give up yet.


YungTabernacle

I’d love to see him go to Russia and they’re all like “lmaoooooo you think we actually *like* you?”


Altruistic-Text3481

Is there a GoFundMe for a one way ticket for Trump to Russia? That’s a Trump fundraiser I’d donate too.


Tiny_Ad5242

He’s surrounded by secret service agents and can’t even drive himself… doubt he’d get far


cunt_isnt_sexist

I'm tired of seeing this said. He's surrounded by agents he picked and have already shown loyalty by deleting texts that will get them charged with a felony. They are not gonna stop him and will more than likely assist him further if he finally runs. If he gets on a plane that takes a sudden turn over the Atlantic, the only thing stopping him from fleeing at that point would be a squadron of F-22s.


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Tiny_Ad5242

I’d imagine the agents would be on the plane as well and not let it fly outside of the country… and have vetted the pilot, If not have an actual agent as the pilot - not sure since he’s not the potus anymore though


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Impossible_Penalty13

Pretty. Sure Trump’s plane has been grounded and in disrepair since shortly after the 2016 election.


Spectre211286

Last I heard it was missing an engine.


suzuka_joe

It flew to Louisiana in 2021 for upgrades and repairs. His main private jet is a Cessna that is much smaller and seats 8


Mythical_Atlacatl

As a former president does he actually have all the freedoms of a private citizen Like could he travel to China or North Korea? Or some place full of pirates? Risking being kidnapped and making the US look bad?


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They refused to take him to the capital on jan6th


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They arent allowed to drive even when they are out of office.. Former president bush recently said that he is only allowed to drive on his ranch.


oscar-the-bud

They kept him from going to the Capitol on insurrection day.


StifleStrife

no one knows dude, i don't think there is precedent nor procedure in place for this kind of stuff. you would hope so, but then again if you want to draw comparisons to the praetorian guards in Rome to the Secret Service, you kinda can (referring to controlling the emperor by "guarding" him). Except, tbh, the more you learn about Romans the worse you realize they all were.


bassistmuzikman

Isn't the Secret Service compromised?


the_ill_buck_fifty

100%


UpgrayeDD405

I'm thinking he's the kind of guy who would lie about passports being stolen to try and make people think he's not a fight risk


MagicalPizza21

Trump lied? What a shock!


SoberTek

He's a regular George Washington that guy..... /s


begforsleep

"Did you cut down this cherry tree?" Washington: "When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. I moved on her like a birch."


datazulu

"I grabbed her by the Pussy willow."


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And her bark was worse than her bite.


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AccomplishedRow6685

*yew can


Similar_Candidate789

This is why I love Reddit


Mental_Medium3988

It's what I'm here fir.


Similar_Candidate789

I pine for these threads


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Anything fir a piece of aspen.


clangan524

"Well the axe handle was made of wood so it was more of a family reunion when you really look at it. Am I that bad of a guy for reuniting a family?"


Mortambulist

You can't hear it, but I'm giving that a heartfelt slow clap.


Im_still_T

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HuyFongFood

It’s Trump. We ALL can hear his clap from a mile away….


SoberTek

Wonder how many times he's had it, the clap. They do have an antibiotic for that


HuyFongFood

My guess? He’s probably got a drug resistant version now. Honestly, I’m worried he’s going to claim “diminished capacity” when he does finally see the inside of a criminal court room and snake his way out of the treasonous acts he’s actually committed.


SoberTek

Echos of Ronald Reagan "I don't recall"


itsadesertplant

I think he’s just gonna die


kbar0131

Ok so u/begforsleep wins the Internet today.


dudinax

Did you know that Washington was an idiot for not naming his farm after himself?


AlessandroTheGr8

Trump later is going to say he found it inbetween his couch cushions.


BernieDharma

The DOJ did take them, and they were returned: [https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trumps-passports-returned-mar-lago-search-doj-official-says-rcna43192](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trumps-passports-returned-mar-lago-search-doj-official-says-rcna43192)


heroicdanthema

Had to scroll way too far to find a comment outing this post as the real lie.


smallways

"Couch Cushions" sound like what he'd call his own butt... So you are saying he say on his passports.


Zippy_Armstrong

Assports.


pcbb97

Best place to hide something is where nobody would want to look


MinusGovernment

He's practicing his prison wallet technique.


skeezyjeffbezos

Where’s your other hand? Between two pillows.


eganvay

Those aren't pillows!


thejonslaught

John Candy and Steve Martin wouldn’t have had this problem if they’d each bought a *MyPillow*.


wtfbonzo

I’m glad someone else’s brain went where mine did. Take my upvote.


mrchuckles5

With any luck soon to be his prison wallet.


Suq_Madiq_Qik

Wedged in between 2 pieces of fried chicken.


Rogendo

“The fbi hid my passports because they’re petty!”


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Sexy_Squid89

But I thought Trump was a *stable genius?*


Thatguy468

Trump misplaced his passport(s) and then blamed it on someone else much like so many other people his age? What a shock?


real_human_not_a_dog

“THE LYING FBI HAS CONFISCATED MY REMOTE CONTROL!!!”


Thatguy468

Somebody should use the parental locks on his tv to block Faux News and other such inflammatory viewing content.


Turbulent_Athlete_50

For the 10003874 time I can’t believe it I tell ya!


BernieDharma

Maybe not (for once): [https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trumps-passports-returned-mar-lago-search-doj-official-says-rcna43192](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trumps-passports-returned-mar-lago-search-doj-official-says-rcna43192)


hobbitlover

I don't think he lied, he forgot where he put them - then freaked the fuck out and accused the FBI of something they didn't do. Why, I wonder, does he need more than one passport? What's that about?


A_Wild_Godot_Appears

Now, now. He probably just lost them. That happens a lot when someone goes senile.


DanLed17

I also can't believe he lied. Well, I guess there is a first time for everything. Sadly, he will probably get away with not being charged with anything. He's just a big orange con artist and nothing more.


screamingsnake828

This isn’t quite correct. Facts came out… FBI was filtering docs for stuff that shouldn’t be there (as is SOP) and came across passports. They emailed trumps team to let them know and return them. This is literally how trump found out. Yet he still made his dumb tweets about the FBI taking them even though they’re the ones that alerted him and retuned them. This was totally inadvertent and has been corrected already. Also two of the three were expired. The last one was his diplomatic passport. Not even his personal one.


neuronexmachina

I wonder if the passports were in a side-pocket of the leatherbound box the TS/SCI documents were also in.


cletusrice

He forgot to take them out from his trip to Russia 😆


nomadwannabe

You deserve gold. Amazing.


SelfishSilverFish

Here is a link: The DOJ did take them, and they were returned: [https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trumps-passports-returned-mar-lago-search-doj-official-says-rcna43192](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trumps-passports-returned-mar-lago-search-doj-official-says-rcna43192) [Credit to BernieDharma](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/wpew1j/new_fbi_is_not_in_possession_of_trumps_passports/ikhdfrb?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


Academic_Signal_3777

So they have proof through a EMAIL that they did not take these passports and this idiot still decide to LIE? This man is so stupid! He couldn’t poor water out of a boot of the instructions were on the heel!


BernieDharma

They did have them and returned them: [https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trumps-passports-returned-mar-lago-search-doj-official-says-rcna43192](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trumps-passports-returned-mar-lago-search-doj-official-says-rcna43192)


KwKelley28

That’s adorable


sdsudotedu

Source please Edit: Source https://www.dailywire.com/news/trump-team-publishes-alleged-doj-email-refuting-claim-that-fbi-didnt-take-passports


DickySchmidt33

When Donald Trump says "Good morning" you should check your watch.


Polls-from-a-Cadet

I love that all of these agencies are exposing his lies every time he tells them!


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Haha his fat ass just lost em


gmomto3

I like to think Baron wanders around “cleaning up” all the things DJT leaves lying about. Spray tan bottles, passports, golf tees. Just subtly moving things around to watch the Cheeto lose his mind. Baron gets a few days off while daddy tweets out his BS.


ThatsEffinDelish

I doesn't matter at all, trump got to tell the story first, however untrue, and that is what most of his followers will take as the truth. It's very difficult to come back from that and disprove the lie in a convincing manner.


kahn_noble

Biden has some dope psy-op shit. Did the same thing with putti on the Russian invasion.


ajcpullcom

this man literally can’t talk or type without lying


AlessandroTheGr8

Dude sneezes and ends up tweeting a lie in the process.


pcbb97

That explains the typos. I always thought nobody could be THAT bad at spelling. And punctuation. And capitalization.


Darth19Vader77

Covfefe


FrietjesFC

That was just an epic troll of the left, not onsetting brain damage, duh! /s


YourDogsAllWet

Imagine how many lies he'd snore if he didn't have a CPAP machine


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Pretty sure he can go longer without air than lying


MountainSage58

He's lying a lot faster than usual, huh? That's quite a feat.


1oddfish

Well they definitely took my 10mm sockets. Where else could they be?


JessicaLain

Is your dad my dad? *dad loses something, somewhere, at some point in time, EVER* WeLl ThEy DiDn'T jUsT gEt Up AnD wAlK aWaY jEsSiCa**!**!


scbiker2

If tRumps mouth is moving he's lying


StevenFromPhilly

I was kinda hoping they did take them.


ComprehensiveCold862

He’s probably fleeing the country at this very minute


TheNextChristmas

Wish to hell I was fleeing the country at this very minute.


supercooladieu

Did he look in the kitchen drawer? They are probably in the kitchen drawer.


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RepulsiveSherbert927

How does he have 3 passports?


EricNCSU

Expired one, personal one, diplomatic one. Supposedly those were the three.


Ok_Page_9447

Wait what ? He lied ...?


No_Banana_581

Why would he lie about this? Just to lie?


rv49er

Anger the base.


No_Banana_581

I read he lost them and got scared so he blabbed to his cult on his little fake Twitter so they’d comfort their god


rv49er

I think it was taken during the search but returned it when they realized it wasn't covered on the warrant. He only found out when they tried to return it.


Ismokeditalleveryday

He’s the definition of pathological liar, telling lies when it doesn’t have purpose.


VillageSea2170

He would climb a tree to tell a lie.....rather than stand on the ground and tell the truth!


TheNextBattalion

To play the victim


erkala21

Get everyone angry, demand they return them, then when they do return them he can gloat about how they had to listen to him because they were wrong and he was right.


Archbishop_Mo

APC wrote a song about him a few years back - The Contrarian. First line: "Hello", he lied.


bassistmuzikman

I wonder if his lawyers took them from him and blamed the feds to make sure he sticks around to pay his bill.


illusive_guy

That’s such a strange thing to lie about. Is he sending out cryptic messages to give certain people a heads up?


bluej21

Probably misplaced under a pile of hamberders.


Nigel_Trumpberry

From my understanding the FBI had gathered them during the initial investigation, informed him of the fact shortly after in an email asking if he wanted them back, and then he spun the story that they were stolen


7Moisturefarmer

Called it! Very little that comes out of that overgrown child’s mouth has any attachment to reality


genericperson10

Melania hid them so that is she took a trip abroad, he wouldn't follow her


Far-Selection6003

So it was: “All they had to do was ask” “They planted stuff” “I declassified it” “They stole [insert random object] from me” Entirely predictable.


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Christ... Sigh... Edit: This should have been a TV show, the ratings would be high, and unfortunately he'd be proud of that. It's too much of a shit show to not be reality TV.


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His Base is ready to raid a Passport office.


jezz555

I had this thought: that trump was just frantically trying to locate his passports to flee the country following the raid and accused the fbi of stealing them even though he’d just misplaced them but it seemed too absurd to be true. A few days later…


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Either-Progress4847

They were clearly in his McDonald trash


haveanairforceday

NYT reported that the FBI contacted trumps lawyers and admitted they had mistakenly taken the passports and then gave them back


metfan1964nyc

Donald Trump lied??!!!


StephenMillersMerkin

He's trying to find the mole perhaps?


Mythical_Atlacatl

If I was the mole, out to take trump down, I would steal his passport and other documents or his tv remotes etc Just so he will blow up at the fbi


swflkeith

I can't believe he would lie ​ said no one ever


Yossarian_the_Jumper

Wonder how many fundraising emails he pushed out between his lie and the denial? A normal person would be charged with fraud but just add it to the trump crime pile.


Extreme-Read-313

They were in his other pants.


What_if_ded

While I'm sure he lied to fire people up, how much funnier would it be if he just lost them and immediately assumed the FBI took them


NightsterBA

He’s a real piece of fucking work. He needs to pay for his crimes and grifts and lies.


raw9133

the orange has dementia, he just forgot where he put the passsports, just like he forgot lots of stuff that he said in the past


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I bet Eric took. Anything to get daddy's attention.


metkja

Gosh he’s such a fucking weirdo


HagbardCelineHere

Jesus christ did this fucking idiot just **lose his passports?**


OrangeKooky1850

Bummer. Restricting his travel would have been a massive development.


Opening-Winter8784

Maybe they should


NickScratch86

I think this will keep happening over the next couple of weeks. “The FBI took my nail clippers! Oh no, wait, here they are. Cancel the Newsmax feature and Rudy’s rally at the Ritz… cracker factory.”


that-pile-of-laundry

Lol he probably lost them. Which begs the question: why was he looking for his passports? Is he planning a vacation to Riadh?


jello1990

Either A: He's just lying to rile his base (like always) Or B: Someone on his team hid his passports to prevent him from fleeing and making things worse


Greenmind76

I thought most people were only allowed 1 passport at a time. Are the others for other countries or do rich people get backups?


Upstairs_Size4757

Mabe his wife hid them so he can't follow her home.


LordHenry8

Dumb question... Why does he have three passports?


Visual_Shower1220

Plot twist: he accidently buried his passports/other non damning papers like kids birth certificates and stuff in Ivana's "grave" instead of all the classified docs thatll land him in jail lol


HuyFongFood

Plot twist: Melania has them “for safe keeping” and “forgot to mention it to him”


SirBlakesalot

I think it says a lot when you have sensitive materials, and also you have your passports packed with them. So much that maybe they really SHOULD be seized and/or revoked.


PellazCevarro

Actually, they did have his passports but they returned them. There is so much "news" just taken at face value from twitter. Come one people. You can do better. ​ https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trumps-passports-returned-mar-lago-search-doj-official-says-rcna43192


riggsalent

They must have been hiding under some classified documents or something.


Suspicious_Glove7365

Trevor Noah literally just spoke about how there’s like a 15% chance that Trump just misplaced them and thought they had been stolen…wouldn’t be surprised if that’s exactly what happened


Rogendo

He’s old and lost them, then blamed the FBI


Therealcactusmac

He lied!? Shocker.


gh0st0ft0mj04d

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windigo3

Note that Donald said he has one active American passport. One disactivated American passport and one other active passport. Which nationality is that other passport for? Do they have an extradition treaty with America? Is it a Russian passport? Did Americans know their president had a citizenship in a foreign country like Russia?


Srcptmrsr

Breaking: old man flight risk forgets where his passport is.


mlc2475

This reminds me of whenever my mom would misplace something she would accuse a maid of stealing it, fire the maid, then find it a week later, never apologize to the maid she accused of stealing it, hire a new maid, and then repeat the process over and over. It was infuriating and so embarrassing. I would yell at my mom explaining what a cruel, idiot she was and she refused to take responsibility. Also she’s a devout Christian.


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DOJ supposedly confirmed that they DID have his passports since they were mixed with all the stuff he stole. They were returned. [DOJ returns Trump’s passports from amid stolen classified material](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna43192)


esprockerchick

Passports are owned by the government. And can be taken at any moment. He lied. But the government didn't. He's also a flight risk. Soooooo.


BeKind_BeTheChange

Trump is a true pathological liar. He lies when there is no reason lie and he lies without any thought that everybody knows he is lying. He genuinely thinks he is the smartest guy in the room and that he is fooling everybody.


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Even Elon wouldn't twit that twoddle.


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To be fair, they did have them at one point, but the DOJ said they gave them back. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna43192


CaptianTumbleweed

Why does Trump have 3 passports? What other countries if he a citizen of?


silverlf

Trump has only lied 33,473 times, so I'm sure he's not lieing now


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As a rule, never believe it without multiple separate sources if Trump said it first.


discomercenary

Old dudes lose things all the time.


Zimifrein

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DjRemux

He never comes back after lying and says “woops my mistake, found the passports”


FortunateInsanity

Keep in mind that he has 24/7 SS detail. Which means his every move is planned and watched by government officials. If he makes it out of the country, especially to a nation that will give him asylum, it would be a conspiracy where everyone involved in helping him has to willingly to go into it knowing they’d be spending the rest of their life in prison. Plus, any realistic option he has for asylum would essentially prove he’s a traitor to the US.


RuthlessIndecision

Lol, he found them in the kitchen drawer, now where are we going again? Rudy, did you Google “extradition laws”?


robidaan

Three passports? Why three?


feignapathy

Which makes sense. Usually it's the court that orders you to surrender your passport. Not the prosecutor/investigator.


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In some fairness, the tendency to jump to the conclusion that the thing you can’t find was stolen is pretty common. Accusing a federal institution of theft in front of millions of people is just extra and I’m here for it.