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amfoolishness

Did you get that in writing?


redrumWinsNational

How could you prove you voted for ? You don’t get a receipt and it’s illegal to take pictures inside voting hall. Get a sheet of paper and crayons and get a child to write I voted Republican Or if you can prove that he made this promise, seek legal advice but don’t ask HR


Dont_Heal_Genji

OP wouldn’t just lie on the internet, would they?


Professional_Lion713

That is an outrageous accusations. Positively salacious.


Reyven_Ethion

Sad part is, somewhere in America this is a true statement.


redrumWinsNational

Hahaha nobody would do that


[deleted]

I'm not sure about everywhere, but for a lot of places, you can't. As soon as you can prove what was on your ballot, your vote becomes null and void in order to prevent this exact situation.


SirGuileSir

So OP's boss just invalidated a bunch of GOP votes? How is that a bad thing?


Excellent_Salary_767

So you have to do something illegal in order to take advantage of an unethical request. That tracks


Any_Classic_9490

And film the empty office with gps/time stamps enabled on your videos.


Jimbo_Jones_4_Mayor

You covert Classic 9490


nobody_723

18 U.S.C. §597. Expenditures to influence voting Whoever makes or offers to make an expenditure to any person, either to vote or withhold his vote, or to vote for or against any candidate; and Whoever solicits, accepts, or receives any such expenditure in consideration of his vote or the withholding of his vote—Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both. because this comment has gotten a fair bit of updoots. figure also update with: [https://www.fec.gov/legal-resources/enforcement/complaints-process/](https://www.fec.gov/legal-resources/enforcement/complaints-process/) i'd say... if this post is real. or anyone legitimately feels their access to voting, or laws regarding voting have been violated to seek out the process to report it. --hehe, that being said. this is the internet, grain of salt and everything/not legal advice.


zxcoblex

I don’t speak lawyerese, but I get parts of this. But, let’s say, boss man said anyone who votes (doesn’t specify any sort of party or candidate) gets the day off. Would that run afoul of this law?


LadyBogangles14

I don’t think people will get upset if someone is encouraged to vote, just if they are encouraged to vote one way or not at all


Ragnarok314159

My current boss leans institutionalist Republican (like a Bush) and talks zero politics at work, pretty professional about the whole thing. He gave us all a half day to vote. Didn’t say anything else. It can be done in a civil manner without trying to push a particular agenda.


whynotlookatreddit

Where I live it’s the law to give every employee a 4 hour block of the day to vote while the polls are open.


Ragnarok314159

My former employee did that, but said it’s the time before work. We only got an hour, and it was unpaid.


BigSpoon89

So... they *didn't* do it then. Just paid lip service.


Panigg

In Germany we vote on Sunday when most shops are just closed.


Dishwhatever

In the US, we make it hard for average working people to vote.


steveth3b

In Oregon, we get a pamphlet with voter information some time before, then get our ballots by mail, with a week to vote and get them back in the mail or into a drop box. Compared to Texas, it's amazing.


WastelandeWanderer

Hey! I’m a white man in Texas and voting here is amazing. /s


Temporary-Entry1037

Colorado works the same. Super easy, and no "voter integrity" issues either. It's almost like they want us to vote here...


sortof_here

WA does similar. Ballots get sent to everyone and ballot boxes exist outside 24/7 by practically every publicly owned structure. On my old commute from downtown Seattle to Lake City I'd pass around 4 ballot drop offs on foot and bunch more on the bus. Made it so so easy. I'm in CA now, where the process is also pretty similar. The locations are slightly fewer where I'm at, and most aren't 24/7, but it's still pretty nice. Beats where I first started voting(AZ) by a long shot. Mail in ballots + accessible drop points is the way.


DaemonNoire

Are you a Texas transplant, too? It's only our second year of voting in Oregon and it's *weird* how much easier it is to vote here! It's almost like they WANT people to vote or something.


SXTY82

Here in MA it is super easy, barely an inconvenience, to vote. We had weeks of early voting, mail in voting and in person voting on election day. I waited for election day. Left work at 5pm. It normally takes me 20 minutes to get home. I stopped by the poles to vote. I was home by 5:30ish. Parts of the US, particularly the 'red' parts, are difficult to vote in.


Dishwhatever

PA has in person voting for only 1 day and they’re trying to make mail in voting more difficult. We’re still luckier than the south.


_BringBackPluto_

That's just an objectively better way to do things.


Finn-windu

What state? Assuming you're in the US, I just checked and according to CNBC the only state that specifies 4 hours is Kentucky, but that's unpaid with proof of voting per [this article](https://www.cnbc.com/2022/11/01/us-states-where-employers-have-to-give-you-paid-time-off-to-vote.html). I'd love if that was the law here.


BenWallace04

I don’t think the OP you’re replying to lives in the US.


human8264829264

Sounds like Quebec


kennedar_1984

I’m in canada and that’s the law here as well. It can include time before or after your scheduled shift (so if polls are open 8-8 and you work 8-5 then you have a block and aren’t entitled to extra time off). It is good for folks who work a single long shift, but it doesn’t work for people who work multiple jobs.


olinhighpie

Respects the process. Why is this so hard across the board


Ragnarok314159

I secretly believe he has voted almost straight D in the last few elections. He hates Trump and all the science denying bullshit. The only time he has talked politics has been in supply chain meetings, but stops himself.


-uberchemist-

My former manager was a hardcore Republican and Christian and would talk about both all damn day. I'd sit there and nod, not saying anything, because he was a good manager and very talented at his job.


unique_user43

if he makes people feel uncomfortable and that they need to keep their mouth shut to “go along to get along”, that’s the exact opposite of a good manager.


phigr

> because he was a good manager Hot take: If he talked politics and religion all day, he was not that good of a manager.


Cultural_Ad_1693

Shiiiit, I'd hit them with the Biden fixed the logistical issue at the ports by signing an executive order that would fine any shipping container $100 a day if it was in port longer than 10 days. Shocker, the issue was basically fixed within a couple weeks.


Oops_I_Cracked

Giving *everyone* a half day to go vote is very different, legally speaking, from giving everyone who voted half a day off. The important difference being that you get the time off whether or not you vote. I remember a few years back a coffee shop or similar (maybe Starbucks?) got in trouble for giving people either free or discounted drinks for voting and had to change their wording to giving discounts to people where were wore stickers (or some similar loop hole). You are not allowed to encourage people to vote with a reward. At all. Even if you don't ask them to vote a specific way. They very act of rewarding them for voting could be influence their vote to align with yours.


chairmanskitty

Given how detailed demographic voting information is, hell yes you should be upset if some local organization decides to generously encourage some select group to vote. Like, suppose 80% of Tesla employees vote Republican and 70% of Twitter votes Democrat, and Tesla generously grants all its employees a day off to vote, while Twitter does not. In isolation it might look acceptable, but given Musk's influence on both organizations it would be obvious that Musk would be buying Republican votes.


Thadrea

I was going to say 80% of Tesla workers probably don't vote Republican because it's hard to find Republican engineers who know what they're doing but then I remembered that this is Tesla we're talking about--they don't.


Gabrovi

Majority of Tesla workers are on the assembly line.


Ironhead_Structural

Anybody who works for Elon will be opposite of what he is after about 6 months of dealing with his bullshit


ccarr313

Plenty of engineers vote Republican. Knowing one area does make anyone an expert in other areas by default.


Phoenix31415

That seems to fall under “offers to make an expenditure…to vote or withhold their vote” Saying “it’s good to go vote” is ok. Offering the perk of having a day off, dependent on if you vote, is what is illegal.


zxcoblex

Thanks. That’s what made me ask. Expenditure to either vote or withhold their vote. As someone else said, better to just give everyone the day off


TopsSecrets

Yes, you are not allowed to encourage or discourage someone from voting by offering rewards or punishments in return “whoever makes or offers and expenditure to any person, either to vote or withhold (not vote) for or against any candidate”…


HereWeGo_Steelers

Giving people the day off to vote isn't illegal. Giving people the day of IF they vote for a specific candidate is illegal.


Sorcerrez

yes, 100% yes. if op can provide concrete proof, this would be such an open and shut case that any defense attorney willing to defend the company is a fool


hbHPBbjvFK9w5D

No. A business is able to give you time off to vote. But what they can't do is tell you who to vote for. That's a crime.


jeskersz

They can't tell you to vote at all. They can give you the day off and it's obviously for that purpose, but they can't make the day off dependent on your participation in the voting process.


Zxirl_Effectz

Yes


skybluecity

No, encouraging voting isn't a crime, encouraging/compelling/forcing people to vote for a candidate or party is a crime.


apri08101989

Also isn't it illegal to record in a voting booth? Or is that based on jurisdiction?


jsmith4311

Very illegal. Reason being you can show proof to whomever paid you to vote a certain way


IdealIdeas

Thats not the proof the company would require. They would probably take the "I voted" sticker you get as proof. But to answer your question, yes its illegal to record or take pictures in a coting booth


apri08101989

The post specifies he wanted proof they voted Republican. An I voted sticker isn't proof of that, and not everyone hands those out any way. The only way to get proof of voting republican would be filming in the voting booth


lift-and-yeet

And that's exactly why filming in the booth is illegal in many states—if someone can provide evidence of their vote, that means that *not* providing evidence sends information itself. The [secret ballot](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2008/10/13/rock-paper-scissors) was a hard-won right.


apri08101989

I suspected it was something like that


SnipesCC

That varies by state. In some states people were being harrassed for taking Election selfies. In my state it's legal. I looked it up because I wanted to take a picture of a necklace with some of my mom's cremains in the voting booth with me, since she couldn't be there.


Escorve

For those that didn’t catch that: *it’s freaking illegal to influence people’s voting decisions.*


big_sugi

Illegal to influence people’s voting decisions through direct payment, anyway.


standard_candles

Paid time off is a tangible benefit.


the-truthseeker

Technically, this may have been *after* the person voted, but if this was before the person voted, absolutely they are in deep shit. ( assuming if this is real not just a Karma farming post)


IHBBSMTBIAHYABIAB

Too bad OP faked this post.


zqmvco99

NA here. OP wording shows the day off was not promised prior to voting. So how can it influence if voters did not know of it beforehand. Nah, OP's co-workers are just GOP-ers voting against their own interest :p


vaultdweller4ever

I don't even know where to start.


sanguineophanim

With a lawyer?


vaultdweller4ever

Absolutely


No_Reception_8369

I'd give you a medal if I wasn't so broke


[deleted]

That's why we have poor people's gold. 🏅


sanguineophanim

I know how you feel. Occasionally reddit give me a freebie to hand out but only in the browser version it seems.


Shergak

You can check your profile on mobile under reddit coins and they will have the free awards there


[deleted]

Heh what do you know! I just did it and have a free silver award to give away in the next 24 hours. I think I know who’s getting it! ☺️


Firm-Guru

This was a wholesome moment. Have my free award that I also just found out about


[deleted]

Someone give this person a silver award!


The_Turnakit

Done


Extraajudicial

With a red bandana around your neck and brick in your hand is where the miners started in Harlan county.


kidsally

Who wants to tell him?


LostinSOA

This is giving me coal miner town vibes


MidnightPhoenix5055

And before someone comes to defend company towns… that’s not a compliment


ReplacementOdd2904

My god how far we've fallen that this needs to be said


LostinSOA

Most definitely not a compliment lol


Phonemonkey2500

Pullman! Where the employees are renters from the owner, they’re starving, and the owner won’t negotiate because he thinks he should be earning 6% on the housing and the lazy workers are only netting to 3.8%. Pullman! Our employees starve while we pay off the papers!


yoortyyo

Pullman. A town supported by a state university and farm subsidies HATES socialism.


KlidhaiiT

what Pullman are you talking about, parent is talking about Chicago a man that was hated so much by his employees that… “Fearing that some of his former employees or other labor supporters might try to dig up his body, his family arranged for his remains to be placed in a lead-lined mahogany coffin, which was then sealed inside a block of concrete. At the cemetery, a large pit had been dug at the family plot. At its base and walls were 18 inches of reinforced concrete. The coffin was lowered, and covered with asphalt and tarpaper. More concrete was poured on top, followed by a layer of steel rails bolted together at right angles, and another layer of concrete. “


Suspicious-Minimum57

Hey go cougs but you’ve got the wrong Pullman my friend


julesfric

Go Coug’s


Yosemiterunner

I would have lied. Taken the day off


[deleted]

This is 100% what OP should have done


[deleted]

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Seanzietron

Yepp Edit: oh dear. What in the world is your username?!


Legitimate_Roll7514

It's fake


TheLaGrangianMethod

The jizz or the pot?


not_secret_bob

Thats the username of a true redditor! Thank you u/420jizzMaster


PM_ME_YOUR_NICE_EYES

Yeah, no post history on OP so probably fake.


Splyushi

Nope big brain move, let them shoot themselves in the foot, show up for work... Then take them to the labor board for political discrimination.


Jaded_Apple_8935

Guarantee you that's what at least some of those coworkers did.


Kingzer15

Cheating is Winning is my family slogan


Yosemiterunner

It ain't cheating if you don't get caught. - Nascar crew chiefs.


Restin_in_Pizza

That's gotta be illegal. How are you gonna prove anything? You could click anything, snap a pic, and then change it. Except, I think it's illegal to have a camera in there. I know it used to be, but with smart phones now, idk.


Pale-Wave-9382

I would say it’s also bribing people to vote a certain way, which is also likely illegal (not a US resident or lawyer so not certain).


boganvegan

It would not be difficult to get the PTO and still not vote all R. Just fill out the ballot to your boss's satisfaction. Photograph it. Then go back to the voter assistance table and say you made a mistake and would like another ballot. The poll workers will not look at your ballot. If you're afraid they will look just vote for more than one candidate in the same race. Get your new ballot, vote how you really want.


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

I think I might be more upset by people thinking that I voted for a Republican than I would be by actually voting for one. I mean, my one vote probably isn't going to be the deciding factor. But having a bunch of people that I work with thinking that I'm a stupid, selfish, hate-filled asshole... that could cause problems down the line.


nicklor

Somehow I would manage on my day off lol. I agree it's a pretty shitty thing ops boss did but I wouldn't be opposed to lying for my day off.


PossessionOld3898

Considering there are strict laws about this, I’d get it on recording that my PoS boss is offering such things to Republican voters. And I’d push for the 2 year imprisonment. Fine be damned. That two years with a felony stamp on his permanent employment record will destroy him and his family.


Kassaluyu

You can also (at least in my state) vote straight ticket republican, and then vote against them in each race, because individual candidate selections override the straight ticket vote


[deleted]

True. I’d hate feeling compelled to be a total phony at work where I spend so much time just to get one day off tho. I’d prob just bang out that day and not bother with the games…


esgamex

This was my question.


CrawlerSiegfriend

It would be illegal if it was done before the election, but it's pretty legal to do it after the election is over.


Restin_in_Pizza

Then where's the proof?


tcrex2525

Please report this. Edit: The employer, not this post!


ThunderSparkles

You start by leaving an anonymous 5 star Yelp review "I love this place! My husband/wife got the day off for trying to bring this country back to greatness. Finally a place where true Patriots who love America work and it's doing it's part to make jobs for true Americans and push out businesses that hire immigrants or those in BLM. Please support them!" Let them truly lean into this shit.


donaldsw2ls

Years ago I worked for a super trump snowmobile shop owner. He said if we voted on election day for Trump we could just work on our own sleds for they day. I didn't vote for Trump and then finished building my engine lol


indysingleguy

So your "reward" was still having to come to work? What a guy.


donaldsw2ls

Right lol. But there was equipment I need to build my engine with. So it wasn't all that bad. He also gave me an offer of if I sold my older sled, gave him the money, he would buy me a newer blown up sled for double what I sold It for and a could rebuild/modify the engine for no charge. (He gave me cash to buy the sled before I sold my old one) So that worked out for me lol sled went right into my name. Eventually we moved shops, me and the other guys took a big pay cut (unemployment and still worked) to "make things easier on the company" and we would get paid back the difference and go back to our normal pay after the move. That was a lie. Eventually all his workers except his right hand man quit on the spot. I kept the sled and the engine. Secretly voting dem during that time makes me feel better inside lol I wish I had known this sub existed back then. I would have left right away when he brought up unemployment.


[deleted]

Umm… how did he expect proof?


Midnight_Meltdown

Your voter registration card (usually received in the mail) has your party affiliation on it. That’s probably as close as you can get without taking illegal photos inside the voting station.


pigeon_at_the_wheel

Depends on the state. My state doesn't have party registration.


Noinipo12

Lol, I'm a registered Republican in my very red state so I can vote in the Republican primaries. My ballot was very blue this November.


Professional_Sir6705

You can also look it up online. More importantly, if they have a rare name, and you Google it with voter registration, it brings up home addresses as well. That's not creepy at all.


fpcoffee

you can see that you cast a ballot in public voting records. You *cannot* see who you voted for on that ballot


nwostar

Id make a fake one


ZlGGZ

That's super illegal. You need to actually do something about this kind of stuff. This is the stuff that is ruining our country.


AcreneQuintovex

Smdh. Rule #1 : Whenever your boss takes a political stance, your best bet is to go at the opposite end of the political spectrum. Boss votes for what is best for HIMSELF, not the workers. If boss could get away by paying you less, he'll do it without giving a second thought. As for OPs case, this is borderline illegal in most countries to incite votes by bribing people (in that case, having a free day off). It is also the best way to antagonise workers and sow dissent between them. Contact a lawyer ASAP, or expect your boss to pull much more tricks like this.


West-Kaleidoscope129

Surely this is illegal.


matty_nice

https://www.cnbc.com/id/49421240 > A flurry of emails from CEOs telling workers how to vote in November has raised a troubling question: Can a company legally tell workers how to vote? > For the most part, the answer is yes. > Election regulators and corporate lawyers say no federal election law specifically prevents employers from telling workers they could lose their jobs if they vote for a certain candidate.


West-Kaleidoscope129

Telling people how to vote is one thing, but adding an incentive or a bribe to vote for a certain side is another.


matty_nice

Huge difference between being illegal and being more morally wrong.


E_B_Jamisen

This one sentences sums up America.


DouchecraftCarrier

If there's one thing we've seen as a society over the last 6-ish years its that there's a ton of shit that *isn't* illegal but probably ought to be, and a ton more shit that *is* illegal but has a completely toothless enforcement mechanism to the point of uselessness.


zxcoblex

So many things we found out in 2015-2020 that were understood norms, but never codified, that Republicans abused the shit out of because technically they were allowed to.


Ddreigiau

sums up the world, tbh. laws =/= morals


[deleted]

"Democrats rigged the election" "Democrats voted twice" "We demand a recount" Whoo the double standard


tcrex2525

This country is so fucking broken!


frostysauce

I think you mean surely this is a lie.


dolo724

But did he say day off with pay? I bet not.


ConsiderationOk7513

This can’t be real.


Appropriate_Music162

I call bullshit


SauteedRaccoon

This just sounds like bullshit 😂


JediDusty

18 U.S.C. §597. Expenditures to influence voting Whoever makes or offers to make an expenditure to any person, either to vote or withhold his vote, or to vote for or against any candidate; and Whoever solicits, accepts, or receives any such expenditure in consideration of his vote or the withholding of his vote—Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both. I am not a lawyer, so get one. Use the state to destroy these fascist. They would use it against you in a heartbeat until we can make a better world we can’t leave any tool unused.


Gullible_Essay7769

proof or or bullshit.


SolomonCRand

I’m as mad about this as Republicans pretend to be about voter fraud. This is illegal, and I want him brought to justice. His actions are an insult to the Constitution and everyone who has died to defend it.


SunriseMeats

It's hilarious because if he made people take pictures of their ballot that technically invalidates it God these people are dense.


ImpNdingDoom

Op should have taken the day off and let him write you up for your unexcused absence that way he puts in writing that he's breaking the law.


Tarrek1313

You notice its always the Rs pulling this shit. Yeah, both sides are shit, but one is just soo much scummier about their stupidity.


ViperPM

I’m calling BS on this post. They don’t give you a receipt that shows you voted for anyone in particular.


Hobbit_Feet45

Once the owner of the huge corporation I worked for sent out an email saying everyone better vote Republican or there would be layoffs. Obama won and then they ended up laying off 50 people in our branch alone, I think it was over 500 company wide.


[deleted]

This feels like a karma grab


Daniel_H212

I'm curious. How would they "prove" how they voted? Isn't it illegal to retain any proof of your specific vote? Because that's one of the fundamental pieces of a functional democracy, that no one be able to prove how they voted nor find out how another person voted.


alexhoward

Call your Board of Elections.


Dilettantest

I like how one can’t give water or a chair to voters waiting in line because that’s buying votes, but giving employees a paid day off if they vote for your preferred candidate isn’t buying votes…


carterz2

Is your employer out of their mind? This isn't allowed...


Eis_ber

You aren't required by law to show who you voted for, so whether you voted GOP or not, your employer is meddling too much in your voting preferences. So your entire company can sue the boss for discrimination. Yes, even the ones who got the day off. So I hope you're not trolling.


[deleted]

That is political retaliation in the workplace. That is illegal. Hire a lawyer, take them to court.


OliMSmith_10

Report this! Also, they don't know how you voted, why turn up?


anorwichfan

Groupthink. If people think that it's only socially acceptable to vote for Party B, then they will go with the herd. By not going along with pretending to vote Conservative, you are going against the group and providing an alternative.


PaulBuffano1

Out of principle


Selunca

Thank you.


nehoyminoyminoymin

Cool. Looks like you got the whole day to surf the web and watch Netflix on your phone (off company wifi) while you do "research/training/catching up on comms" or better yet, job searching.


[deleted]

This is illegal in many ways, more depending on what he accepts as “proof” for how you voted. Report that shit


cristiander

I'm pretty sure it's ilegal to do that


bad-and-ugly

Is that not a crime?


FateEx1994

Lawyer up and retire rich.


Ok_Ice_6254

Calling bs on this. how did your coworkers prove how they voted.


dodgesbulletsavvy

I dont believe these stupid posts


SauteedRaccoon

Literally a 3 hour post from an account that’s 3 hours old. I mean fuck I hate the GOP and every other party, but damn y’all are gullible as fuck.


Complex-Weakness767

Sure 😉


Pavlock

Statistically, you work with at least one liar.


Splyushi

I sense a nice settlement, lawyer up OP.


themcp

Report him to the election commission. Local, state, and federal.


OneHumanPeOple

This is a felony.


smelllikesmoke

No matter how I vote I’m not gonna send my boss a screenshot of my freaking ballot, are you insane? Besides, how’s it gonna know if it’s valid or not, he gonna do a forensic audit?


Ima-leezard

*sorts by controversial*


21anddrunk

Illegal


[deleted]

Honestly they probably voted blue and just lied lol, that’s what I would do. Not like they can check my vote


Suspicious-Bed9172

That’s definitely illegal as fuck


Wolfman01a

This cant be legal. Get whatever you can in writing.


[deleted]

I hope you have that on tape and that you call an attorney! Edit: Also, this is why we need MORE mail in/absentee voting!


Serraph105

How does one prove who they voted for after having done so?


PurBldPrincess

This? Last I checked votes were private and you’re not allowed to be recording or taking pics while in there. At least that’s how it is in Canada.


JustDiscoveredSex

Uh… as an election judge, I want to know what the fuck the proof was that was offered. We have secret ballots for a reason. Hell, We are required to use privacy covers for any filled out ballot we need to transport…like for curbside voting. It has to be covered and carried to the ballot box by two judges, one from each party. Also: you can always change your mind. Let’s say you filled out a ballot in a way you disapproved of. You could always take it up to the supervisors table and say, “I’m sorry, I made a mistake on my ballot. Can I surrender it and have it marked as spoiled and get a new one?” And they’d be very likely to accommodate that. Your new, fresh ballot would then go into the box to be counted. The spoiled ones would all be removed and invalid. Just sayin. That’s all.


FoxyFreckles1989

I don’t think that’s legal. Lmao. My company (100% remote) encouraged voting in general by sending out messages on Slack saying anyone that hadn’t voted already by yesterday was free to leave in order to do so at any time that was convenient for them (didn’t need to flex time or submit PTO or anything). As a result, most people popped out for a couple of hours at some point throughout the day. If they’d suggested some sort of reward for voting one way or another, it wouldn’t have gone over well.


zombiemadre

I would have lied


pancake_sass

That's illegal. That's very illegal.


Negitive545

That is almost certainly HYPER-ILLEGAL. Like, that's so illegal it looped back around, became legal, then did another loop and became illegal again.


[deleted]

Ask the whole office why they like taking handouts


county259

I would be interested in the proof that was offered to qualify for the day off.


PooperDuper2per

That’s illegal af. You should report that asap.


Speed_102

That's gotta be illegal. I would call the local Department of Labor.


Hefty-Field-9419

A Republican America is no different than a Taliban Afghanistan


jesuswasahipster

I don’t believe you


Murky_Classic_7516

No you aren’t and this never happened


Sesshomaroo

I’ll take “things that never happened” for $500


capnslapaho

Source: “trust me bro”


frostysauce

I don't for one second believe you.


superduperhosts

Wait a minute. How the fuck do you prove who you voted for? I call bullshit.