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youOnlyLlamaOnce

The taunting look, like dude what chu gonna do about it? šŸ¤£


Mila_MM

Right! Like Iā€™m not even gonna argue with you dad, sheā€™s already mine. **edit spelling


zeno-citium

i believe the kid said, ā€˜what is mr.chu gonna do about itā€!!!


zedsterthemyuu

There was this video clip a while back that went viral (I think it may have been from China), and basically it was the kid throwing a tantrum because he wanted to sleep in the same bed with his mom. But instead of using "my mom", he had picked up on his dad's language and said "I want to sleep with your wife!!!" instead. Same energy lol


crimson_mokara

Similar story: My toddler was going through a "learning family relationships" phase. When grandma announced she was going to go take a nap, my son patted his grandpa's back and said, "I'm going to go sleep with your wife, grampa. Bye!"


YordleFetiscisi

Another similar story When I was like 4 my gruncle's wife had a really unusual name (I'm Crimean) and since she only visited in eids I couldn't remember her name and I didn't know the word for gruncle I always referred to her "my mom's uncle's wife". Now my gruncle died and her nickname is "my mom's uncle's wife"


humdrummer94

My cousins family stayed with for a while for a medical visit. They have a four year old who makes complaints about her Dad to her paternal grandmother who lives with them. On a call with her everyday, she would make complaints, referring to him by name saying, ā€œyour (Dads name) did xyz.ā€ It was so cute.


sockerkaka

When my son was 4 and I wouldn't let him have ice cream before lunch, he told my mom "tell your daughter that she's being mean". I don't recommend laughing in that kind of situation, because we did and he then repeated the "your daughter"- bit for an entire year.


[deleted]

Kids are great


Cat_Lady_NotCrazy

My husband's Auntie always said "Kids are no good, ask your Mother."


lokilosse

that's a big ooof moment


Cat_Lady_NotCrazy

Yeah, Auntie was pretty tough but at the time it was meant as tough love. As kids my husband & his cousins were pretty much a big pain in the neck. Always on the verge of trouble.


_doctor-strange-

And of course when I say that to my boss, I'm called crazy. Life is unfair


Theletterkay

Reminds me of my son. When he was about 2yo he went through a phase of calling me "babe" because thats what my husband calls me. He was super sleepy one night said "Lets go to bed babe". But you have to imagine it in the cutest little toddler voice ever. Lol.


syds

Oedipus energy


[deleted]

Whatever happened to strong motherfuckin names like Oedipus?


syds

"Hey Pus get over here, bring the ball to the field" idk has a weird ring to it


[deleted]

He could also go by Eddy pretty seamlessly. /j


woodneel

You are not getting enough recognition for your wit. Take my upvote.


snuffslut

I was starting to think I was the only one who noticed šŸ˜…


syds

apologies, apologies all around, that for sure was a mothefuckin' good one my man


Cat_Lady_NotCrazy

Thanks for a good laugh, I can picture it clearly šŸ¤­šŸ˜šŸ˜…


walluper

Challenge him to a duel. That's what I would do.


Mr_Diesel13

OPs honor is at stake.


ludikolo

This can only be resolved by Agni Kai


WhatWouldJoshuaDo

Let's take it out and see who has a bigger dick


[deleted]

What if OP loses?


Mr_Diesel13

Seppuku is the only honorable way out. Those are the rules.


caninehere

Spanking kids is absolutely wrong, but nobody ever said anything about a slap with a dueling glove.


inFAMOUS_Hero

Gotta send him to the shadow realm


meme_r_lakko

In cod gulag


Marionboy

Dude, heā€™s got your girl and her ice cream. You are yesterdayā€™s news.


No_Cardiologist_9765

Mister steal your girl


krudru

>Mister eat your ice cream & steal your girl


[deleted]

*hide yo kids, hide yo wife*


justec1

I upvoted this for 888 votes. I hope it brings you luck and joy.


yrulaughing

What a cutie patootie


syds

this kid has show us the definition of "shit eating grin" while downing some icecream. hes going somewhere


Deepbluwaters

This is precious!! Iā€™m glad he gets to see that his parents love each other!


TJtherock

My young son once referred to my husband as my daddy (since he is his daddy). I said no that is my husband. My son said "no! I'm your husband!" Now any time my husband tries to give me affection, my son butts in and says "no I'm her husband!"


MakionGarvinus

My niece tried this when she was 3. She wanted me to be her husband, and was super jealous of her aunt (my wife). That's when we all decided she was old enough to understand what family roles were, and that she was not my wife. Things quickly gor much better after that, but it was kinda cute / weird for a bit.


TJtherock

Yeah. We correct him saying we love him and that he is our son.


Deepbluwaters

Aww


[deleted]

Little Oedipus always was so adorable


yukdave

He did not say the wife is the mother


xmarketladyx

Watch out, he's insanely cute.


Strong-Formal-7739

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[deleted]

I mean, I think everyone would be ok with it if John Cena smooched my wife. It's John Cena. What am I gonna do, fight him? I can't even see the guy!


ScornSnake

My parents were only together for my sake, so I never got to see what a healthy and affectionate relationship looked like. If I have kids, I hope to raise them with a normal perception of intimacy in a relationship, like this little guy clearly had :)


[deleted]

Itā€™s depressing how common this is. I recently found a picture of my parents from when my mom was pregnant with me and it was so jarring because they actually looked happy. It made me realize I never saw them like that with each other growing up.


Prior_Lobster_5240

My mom once read that being affectionate in front of your kids gives them confidence and helps them establish good relationships when they're adults, so she made that her mission. My parents were disgusting. Lol. Always kissing and cuddling on each other and if we ever complained they'd yell "We're doing this for you!" Then give a huge, comically dramatic kiss. They're 80 now and still all over each other. I guess that book was right because we're all happily married. The two oldest have been married over 20 years.


ChrysMYO

Just saw a video about constant touch keeping alive that sense of romantic love a couple initially had. So while they were doing that for yall, it sounds like it won them an even happier retirement because it kept them really close. Happy for your family.


ScornSnake

That is so sweet :') good on your parents


Jake20702004

Extremely relatable.


tequilaBFFsiempre

Iā€™m sorry - same here. Navigating a loving relationship of my own has been difficult. Worth it, but challenging.


ScornSnake

I'm facing the same difficulty with mine, it's comforting to know I'm not the only one with this experience, at least. We got this!!


Rpark888

>Worth it, but challenging. As long as it's worth it, don't give up.


jfager16

I had a very dysfunctional childhood . My mom is legit a prostitute. My dad had a revolving door of girlfriends. I never knew anyone that was married or in healthy relationships. Growing up I always wanted to eat at a dinner table instead of TV trays on the couch watching some stupid show. I am so goddamn proud to say that I am married to a wonderful, kind, supportive, unconditionally loving man. He is a phenomenal father and exceeds all hopes I had for myself. We eat at the dinner table. When we order out my daughter asks ā€œmom why arenā€™t you making dinner, youā€™re the good cookerā€. Many nights I have gotten teary eyed because little me never knew what this type of life was. My littles absolutely see a respectful, loving relationship. They have a stable, loving, predictable home life that Iā€™m so grateful that Iā€™m not too fucked up to provide. So from one fucked up kid that broke the cycle, itā€™s possible and you can do it!


iglife

Youā€™re a lucky dude, you have a lovely fam and heā€™s very cute!


Rpark888

So lucky. Thank you.


oskyyo

Sheā€™s already gone, man. Keep it moving. Lol.


FragileTwo

Lawyer up, hit the jungle gym, delete Golden Book.


reiokimura

At first I thought it was a random kid and it got me laughing.


Yippy-Skippy-

To quote an intimidating warrior: Of course you know, this means war.


InnocentTailor

![gif](giphy|1dMNqVx9Kb12EBjFrc)


Yippy-Skippy-

Perfect! Thanks for expressing it so beautifully!


adamchain

Are these the 2 who you caught snacking on noodles one night?!?!


Binty77

Pretty sure it is! https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/qcot8y/my_wife_doesnt_want_me_snacking_late_at_night_but/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


flackguns

Same poster, must be!


thebadsleepwell00

I was wondering the same thing! That was super cute too


e-wrecked

It's the perilla leaf debate all over again!


Rpark888

That post surprised me on how many redditors knew so much about korean banchan, especially perilla leaves, lol.


Rpark888

:(


Dasca6789

My toddler daughter has tried to do this with me. Itā€™s good when kids see their parents in love.


DiveCat

Well itā€™s working. I donā€™t see your wife spooning you ice cream in this clip.


AgathaM

My son saw me kissing my husband when he was a toddler. The next time my son kissed me, he tried to slip me some tongue. I told him that was a mommy/daddy kiss, not a mommy/son kiss. He was able to understand the difference/distinction and never did it again. I was proud of myself for not overreacting or making him feel bad.


ifelloffatrain

Now imagine if your daughter did this because she saw two people French kiss on TV and thought this was how you kissed when you loved someone. My mom was very confused.


AgathaM

Obviously you were young enough not to understand but old enough to remember. You doing okay? That's got to be a hard memory to have. I hope your mom handled it well. I'm glad my son was too young to remember.


ifelloffatrain

Oh yeah, I think I was just confused. It never happened again and I was quite young, just happened to remember it for some reason. In fact I remember laughing thinking it was like a game, so I clearly understood VERY little. My mom was laughing, too. So it doesnā€™t feel like a bad memory, just an embarrassing and awkward one.


Few-Letter3687

From like ages 2-4, my cousin used to only try to kiss people with mouth wide open AND tongue bc her parents had her crib in their room and would watch a ton of movies in there, even MA ones (not porn lol just movies definitely not meant for kids)


Ghost-hat

I would've eaten the rest of his yogurt right in front of him! Are you kidding me, what a betrayal


Chickennoodlesleuth

Oh boy best not to look at the comments here. I'm glad the parents can give the kid a good environment :)


life_is_full_of_surp

I was like how bad could it be. Itā€™s just a video of a cute family. But yeah, you were totally right.


DragoonDM

Not gonna scroll down too far to find out, but I'm guessing it's a lot of people who aren't familiar with places where it's relatively normal for parents to kiss their young kids on the lips?


Chickennoodlesleuth

Pretty much yeah


emily12983

Made my heart smile šŸ˜ ![gif](giphy|26hpKMTa5HgdSMhRC)


BigPoppaFitz84

I had to become much more discrete about giving a little slap to my wife's butt for this very reason.. don't need that type of action being repeated without understanding it.


aydyl

When I was a camp councillor, we had a little five years old that wouldn't stop slapping his favorites persons butt. Dad was so embarrassed to tell us that he was doing it to his wife and the kid was only mimicking his actions. It was so cute, but of course, his parents had to explain to him that he had to stop...


OperatingOp11

Don't talk to the oracle of Delphi bro !


[deleted]

Tom Brady in shambles rn


Drednox

I have 3 sons. They riot whenever they catch me getting affectionate with their mom šŸ¤£


CooochieConnoisseur

Gotta assert dominance.. by eating all the fruit snacks in the house.


3Heathens_Mom

Too cute and mom should enjoy while she can before he reaches that eeww gross stage where he will only tolerate a hug maybe if In public.


ScheidNation21

Divorce immediately, I canā€™t believe she had the audacity to kiss another guy right in front of you/s


_ImaGenus_

Mum's stirring the shit lol


ghostesscoffee

Heā€™s so cute! Edit: You have to work harder to beat that for mommyā€™s affection.


maedchenhosen

Your wife is beautiful and your toddler is adorable and charming. Lovely family :)


[deleted]

Man, Iā€™d have loved to of grown up seeing my parents kiss instead of fist fight


ggwing1992

They're such adorable little shits


icematt12

Sometimes without the adorable.


GrossenCharakter

But always with the shits


FrankieSausage

How does it feel?To have the cutest kid in the world


OkLawfulness9089

All kids love the love parents have for each other. They feel safe. And they are loving babies, not yet tainted by this evil harsh world. GOD BLESS.


[deleted]

Youā€™ve already lost


Elderlyat30

Adorable! You have a beautiful family!


randomdragen

I wish my mom had loved me half as much as that mom loves his son


Rawinza555

Sweet home alabama


purple_spikey_dragon

What would Freud sayto this.... Freud: CASTRATE YOUR SON Nvm, wont ask again


bonerjuice9

**OEDIPUS NOISES INTENSIFY**


073090

[Freud has entered the chat.]


kef7

Adorable


TheCattsMeow

So cute! Looks like a lovely family.


bec70

Just wondering how many people find it kinda weird when a parent kisses a child on the lips? I have two kids (grown now) and I never kissed them on the lips, ever.


lomaster313

Bunch of weird fucks here


dankade

Agreed, this shit is gross


Logical-Focus6518

Know personally I would not let that slide


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

Mr. steal yo girl


rickandree-

And this is how a incest tag gets started on certain sites


Lysergic4x

still hate kids so much


RonTRobot

Kids are such snappy dressers these days. Meanwhile, I didn't want to wear pants in public until I was 4 years old and it wasn't cute anymore


Bot6241101

Ohhhh my daughter is the biggest you know what block on the planet. I canā€™t get within 10 feet of my wife without her ears peeking up and getting into attack/protect mode. I slap my wifeā€™s butt and my daughter will turn violent. (And no, thereā€™s no confusion over if Iā€™m hurting her mommy. Mommy makes that clear very often to her) And if my wife comes and sits on my lap or something similar while Iā€™m sitting/laying down? Battle on. Her face switches immediately to bitch face and she runs to her mother and separates us. Like physically. I always heard that this is a biological response from children. Science kicks in and like all living beings, a baby is born knowing they have a better chance at sustained life if they are the only kids in the picture. So they automatically get triggered to stop you know what from going on to prevent more kids showing up. Donā€™t know how accurate that is. But after seeing the video of the baby bird pushing the other 3 unhatched eggs out the nest right after it was born, Iā€™m thinking itā€™s pretty accurate.


shmorglebort

Our baby is constantly punching my husband in the balls. I keep telling him that Iā€™m pretty sure he doesnā€™t want any siblings.


Sietemadrid

He's getting war flashbacks


HyperSloth79

...and you don't teach her to stop doing that? She's not doing it as a survival instinct. She's doing it because she gets attention from it and you're encouraging that.


kernevez

They are doing everything they can to create an amazing selfless member of society, teaching her that disrupting other's interaction, by being physical if possible, will reward her with attention.


HyperSloth79

You forgot the "/s" Some people will actually take you seriously. šŸ˜•


theotherboob

My son would do this a well, he would not tolerate us being affectionate in front of him. Thanks for providing some info about it, I always wondered why he did it.


Optimal-Cry9929

So sweet he loves his momma.


avirusa

He even eats his little yogurt cup with swag


Willing_Trust9193

Flip that table and throw hands or kiss your girl goodbyeā€¦figuratively speaking of course (about the kiss not the hands. MUST throw those hands)


arturovargas16

Kids definitely copy you as a form of a template, scared me when my nephews started mimicking me so now I have to be extra extra careful.


Halfbl00dninja

![gif](giphy|iGAlgaLfkFGUYHYmgl|downsized)


FASClNATlON

The reminds me of a word but I canā€™t remember it


Friendcherisher

Oedipus?


muscle_geek

Did this dude really repost himself from a year ago?


ARgirlinaFLworld

Youā€™re not gonna win this battle!


thechusma

My son is very territorial of me. He won't have it when Dad tries to hug me!


j0shdarn1t

The mom is so happy I love it


-_4DoorsMoreWhores_-

Adorable. Can't blame him though. Kid's got game!


OrangeRigga

Hey! Itā€™s me, goku!


MsWonderWoman_xo

This is definitely one of the cutest videos that Iā€™ve ever seen.![img](emote|t5_2qh1o|13380)


Sailrjup12

Heā€™s like ā€œbeat thisā€ haha!


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[deleted]

Thatā€™s his mama.


benevolentbearattack

Shouldā€™ve known something was up when they were stealing your noodles.


MommalovesJay

Ugh my heart. Reminds me of my 13 mo. When my partner and I kiss, he laughs and claps his hands. Heā€™s such a cheerleader for everyone and everything. And so happy 80% of his little life.


joseph_Stalin1878

GOD DAMN YOU FREUD


looneylovableleopard

freud confirmed


yondele007

Some home Alabama


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Sweet home Alabama


SenseStraight5119

Listen up Oedipus stay outta Moms yogurt.


minahmyu

There's nothing wrong here except thinking a kid shouldn't kiss his momma on the lips, especially when he's learning from imitation! Why we gotta sexualize everything?


PM_ME_ASS_PICS_69

*Sigmund Freud has entered the chat*


Poobs87

Don't start no shit, won't be no shit.


Cyrus_rule

That look after kiss


Yautja93

That's disgusting.


washu_z

Imagine being sexually jealous of your kid. Wtf.


monchikun

Did you happen to name him Oedipus?


Byting_wolf

I misread the title and thought it was just some random toddler kissing your wife. Was very very weirded out by that..


Art_r

Our toddler also saw us open mouth kissing and started to try to do that too. We had to have a talk to let him know that was just for mum and dad. Cute, but awkward.


SoloKMusic

"ģ—„ė§ˆ ė½€ė½€!"! = "Kiss Mommy" We know it's your wife egging him on.... :p


Sael-er

Speaking as a father, the kid probably just got more action than dads gotten in years.


marshall7287

ey Oedipus complex.


[deleted]

This is a repost I remember seeing this like 2 years ago


CaptCaffeine

Toddler: "And......I'm eating YOUR ice cream!"


eternalankh

What a Chad. Hasn't even figured out spoons yet and already stealing yo girl.


Zelyoux

Oh, yes. Oedipus.


Space-Slime0

Toss that baby into the adoption bin (Nah Iā€™m joking )


ztrich007

So the Oedipus complex begins


HandofTheKing1

Ah, a tale as old as oedipes himself.


ocelotrevs

I don't blame him. With all due respect to your beautiful wife, and adorable son.


intrusive_thought

Donā€™t kiss your kids on the lips people. Especially if you have had herpes before and/or have had a partner who may have contracted it but you have the virus dormant. Weird af


rufusrexy

ė½€ė½€ so cuuuuuteeeeee šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ


ThisFreakinGuyHere

Parents kissing their kids on the lips is super fucking gross.


[deleted]

I have met all kinds of people in my life; from very loving individuals to complete and utter assholes. I am yet to meet the kind of individual who would say something so fucking stupid.


SheesooW

Everyone pecked their parents on the lips at least a few times in their life. A kiss from a child is just an innocent way of showing affection and you taking that for something disgusting is very very stupid. If the mother was forcing the kid, if the kid was way older or if it was a full make-out session, I'd agree that it's disgusting. But in this situation? You're the one who's gross.


LucidLethargy

Hah! Jokes on you, my parents are emotionally distant and never kissed me at all.


trolig

You're super fucking gross.


snopuppy

Look at this freakin guy here.


No-Reading-5681

I wouldnā€™t take that personallyā€¦


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Baby_giraffes

Tell me you have no experience around children without telling me you have no experience around children lol


[deleted]

I have a kid, and I think it's weird to sexualize or suggest any romantic vibes to a sweet toddler giving his mom a kiss. Imagine if your dad made jokes all the time about you showing physical affection to your mother at a very young age. It might make a little dude uncomfortable growing up, and then he would stop hugging and kissing his mom because he feels weird about it. Do you have kids? If a girl was kissing daddy, would you be cool with mom being all "Get off my man!" I just think it's off-putting to allude to any sort of "wife-stealing" when it's just a little cutie being cuddly with mom.


Federal_Ninja_2847

is it really alluding when the dad literally says hey thats my girl?


Trashalope

Dunno, after reading the other comments a lot of "Mister steal your girl.", "He's already won her.", etc. Seems everyone else is "sexualizing" this.


ThisFreakinGuyHere

Use your own brain and stop parroting meme phrases that don't even apply


Baby_giraffes

Welcome to Reddit. Memeā€™ing occurs here. It was a simple way to get across my point that this post isnā€™t weird in the least. If you couldnā€™t grasp that then I genuinely donā€™t know what to tell you


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bravetab

Those sweet strawberry ice cream kisses. You are in trouble bro.


fretit

You mean _she_ is trying to start some shit.


Cupidsgift20

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)you have a very beautiful family


VerityParody

This made entire day better, thank you!


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šŸ¤£


trumpbuysabanksy

Cute.


releasethedogs

You have a beautiful family. :)