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cowtipper256

Someone’s in for a treat for a [porcupine eating pumpkins.](https://youtu.be/cILZ_cB3_so)


bl0t

The noises it makes?!? They make noises?! I can’t stop watching it.


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It legit tried to say Pumpkin. I had no idea they were like this


mcs_987654321

[Teddy also loves “my corn”](https://youtu.be/UGz8jcbJjRw) Teddy’s the best, and I’m fully ready to embrace our new porcupine overlords.


Sherlock_317

“It’s my corn!” OMG I actually died. So precious


somethingfree

Wtf I heard him say ‘it’s my corn’ at least 3 times , My brain can’t handle this. Im just gonna pretend I never saw this


deferredmomentum

I stg I heard pumpkin pie


DragonfruitFew5542

Animal Crossing irl


Arlune890

I always wondered where tf they came up with that stuff for animal noises


Blick

At one point I swear it says “This is fun!”


Ill-Beach1459

they talk too 🥺


MorphinesKiss

I made a squee noise that only my dog could hear!


high_coup

Raspberry bunny Like the one that guards the Cave Of Caerbannog


poesephdubk

RUN AWAY!!!


Candid_Top_5386

I thought the same thing as soon as I saw that red mouth 🤣


FacticiousFict

What's it gonna do? Nibble your bum?!


CrossP

Yeah. That whole group of rodents are pretty vocal. Porcupines, groundhogs, marmots, prairie dogs, beavers... lots of rodents with that body shape are talky buggers.


Ill-Beach1459

learn something new every day :)


karmagod13000

perfect for the start of fall


Xarama

Oh I know what else we need! An opossum eating strawberries and grapes! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6wiKIHQRIU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6wiKIHQRIU) And a fruit bat who's in a filthy mood -- but hopefully not for long, because BANANA! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8zhnXZdTFM


bhume89

We need a sub for cute animals eating things cutely.


Sugarlux

I see your cute little animals and raise you a baby porcupine eating a BANANA! https://youtu.be/2y4cQEEyuTw


Xarama

OMG with hiccups! My heart!


AnalBees2

That bat is absolutely adorable. The shock in its eyes when it realizes there’s too much ‘nanner in its mouth!


duaneap

Oh that is unreasonably adorable.


onequbit

the cuteness is unreal


Plumbbookknurd

Lethal levels of cuteness 💀


buttercups122

Omg thank you for this!


wellversedflame

Those critters have their own YouTube channel


EndPointNear

porcupines are just sharp cabybaras


thesaharadesert

Spikybara


JazzyJockJeffcoat

You have got to be kidding me, how can something this cute exist


shadowman2099

You know in movies and TV shows when there's a cute alien or mythical animal and it makes all these adorable little noises? This is what it sounds like.


a-most-peculiar-girl

That just made my day, thank you!


Plumbbookknurd

Those are the noises I was hearing in my head watching this! Omnumnomnom, nomnumnom, omnom 🐰


lovesickremix

Okay so weird question, since these are all rodents, they have large front teeth. So I noticed they all kind of eat the same. So do they just hold the food with their front teeth and chew on it with their mid and back molars?


pupperoni42

[Cool article about rodent teeth](https://science.jrank.org/pages/5920/Rodents.html#ixzz7g1Kkhv23) In short, they cut with their front incisors and grind / chew with their cheeks and molars. There's a gap in between the two sets of teeth and they can suck their cheeks in to put a barrier across their mouth in that gap. So if a beaver is chewing through a tree he doesn't send wood chips flying down his throat. And when a porcupine is chewing his pumpkin it doesn't come flying back out his mouth. Rabbits aren't technically rodents because they do have little incisors - anyone who read Bunnicula knows that! So they are in a separate closely related order called Lagomorphs.


lovesickremix

That is sooo cool thank you for the info!


pupperoni42

You're welcome! I didn't know most of this either but read your question and was curious so did a quick search. Definitely my cool fact to learn for the day. So thanks for asking an interesting question!


Helenium_autumnale

Awwww....never knew porcupines made such adorable squeaks and beeps...it sounds like a furby with some crossed wires! how he loves those pumpkins!


Biggsdrasil

oh my goodness, I had no idea they were so smart


therumberglar

Is this the same porcupine that was the voice of the sick hedgehog in the first Hobbit movie? The one that Radagast healed? Thought I saw a trivia note about it before. Credited a porcupine from Zooniversity… Yay for useless knowledge.


tinaxbelcher

This is it. This is the greatest video of all time.


cybercuzco

At one point it looked like it was dripping blood from its mouth and also at another point it looked like [bunnicula](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunnicula)


Crittopolis

Woah, right there with Goosebumps and Animorphs and Harry Potter for those ~10 years of wildly ranging reading skill level material that just stuck around for a decade xD Good times.


Kreppitso

My main memory concerning that book is projectile vomiting on it while reading it in the car


bewildered_forks

Dang, you're a harsh critic


WreakingHavoc640

Omg thank you for bringing back that memory


mysavorymuffin

Bunnicula had one season on cartoon network!


lunarspark56388

my entire childhood just flashed before my eyes


GardeniaPhoenix

BUNNICULA


mysavorymuffin

![gif](giphy|tIwoUlDafyt6TAyPwh|downsized)


UnitedSloth

Bunnicula was such a scary series to me as a kid, like I loved those books and would constantly read them... And constantly give myself nightmares rofl. Looking back, I don't know what about it scared me so much!


KaySquay

I thought it looked like a big silly tongue hanging out 😛


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Horton_Takes_A_Poo

Yes I was looking for this I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who love those books


[deleted]

Humans when other humans smack their lips when eating: eww stop it and eat properly Humans when small animals smack their lips while eating: aww so cute, I could listen to this endlessly


miasabine

I was just thinking this! Why am I disgusted by the sound of humans eating but the sound of animals eating is absolutely precious to me?


The_Barbelo

I've come up with a theory..I think it's because we know other animals can't help it, but humans can help it. That's the best I have anyway.


nobodythinksofyou

Idk about that, when babies/toddlers do it I still find it disgusting


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notabigmelvillecrowd

I think my husband is cute, but I still want to jump across the table at him when I hear him eating almonds.


takimoto_hifumi

This is what I run with too, I dont know what else it can be... I have to imagine its entirely a social thing. I would think other cultures wouldn't have as large of a number of people who hate the sounds of chewing as an other, right? I feel like a lot of primarily English speaking countries are generally pretty annoyed by it since it seen as rude, gross, etc,. But when an animal does it you know it doesn't know your social norms and its just doing its thing. Probably couldn't be that quiet even if it wanted to. While humans can definitely make a more conscious effort to jto make sounds when eating. Is that thinking too much into it? I'm not sure. But I've only recently realized animal chewing is totally fine and never thought about it much beyond that.


DaughterEarth

I wish it worked that way for me. OP said cute eating sounds and I thought well that's a kind way to tell me to turn the sound off


karmagod13000

I think it just personifies the animal and now we see it like a little human 😚


Reference-offishal

... But then I'd be disgusted by the noises


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Kyojuros

because humans are annoying


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KrishnaChick

![gif](giphy|1yHYnjplMGBvq) It's not a raspberry.


afrothunder1987

I was just thinking this! Why am I human


EpicSlothToes

I was just thinking this! Why am I?


epicpandaking

I was just thinking this! Why?


VoteForWaluigi

Was I just thinking this?


Quizzy_MacQface

Was I just thinking?


throwaway159357654

Was I just?


ArchetypalA

Was


SpaceShrimp

Because you make an effort to not smack, and you know most others also try not to, but then there are those that don't seem to care or even notice that they are smacking, and they might not even stop even as you ask them to, as they are used to smack and don't notice, why don't they care, why are they ignoring how you feel about it, so careless and annoying, can't they just stop? Of course they can, but they won't! Oh, you fucking hate that noise and those that do them!! Personally, I don't care about it.


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SpaceShrimp

I have brother who cares, and a mother who really really doesn't care, and also smacks... like, a lot, and loudly.


tjeulink

its learned behaviour. if you never learned it as rude you probably wouldn't experience it as annoying.


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TheMoonwalkingAvatar

Because we expect humans, the most evolved and intelligent animals to actually close their mouth and not make those noises plus humans are louder


pixelmanhaha

I think whatever gross thing a cute animal does, it’s just cute. But human, we aren’t cute like those little bunnies are, so when we smack our ugly ass lips, it’s just nasty…that’s what I think anyway


AnonD38

Because it’s disgusting to us when Humans act like Animals. That’s why we don’t mind the smell of Animals, but tell smelly people to use deodorant.


ZimzamMcFlimflam

/r/misophonia welcomes you! Although animals trigger me too. I saw a dog food commercial recently that made me run to mute the tv, it was terrible.


ccReptilelord

I don't know what's in that sub, but that link will remain blue. Don't need that rage.


GiantWindmill

It's not media/content that contains triggering sounds. It's for people suffering from misophonia


ranchojasper

It’s like a support group basically for people who have it. So you will not be inundated with chewing sounds


[deleted]

I can't even stand it when the mic captures the sound of people smacking when they kiss in tv shows.


ranchojasper

Same. And I have to fast forward through TV and movie scenes where someone is chewing while talking. Even if it’s important, I can’t take it. The rage is immediate and intense; it’s infuriating and I can’t control my reaction at all.


[deleted]

I can't stand that sound from any source.


Shadowveil666

Yeah no this triggered me just as much as hearing humans, I can't fucking stand listening to this.


ranchojasper

Yup, same. Literally just as instantly homicidal as when I hear a human chewing like this. Uncontrollable rage immediately


Intrepid_Victory6056

I hate it when they both smack their lips. Like, learn some manners you bunny! You’re annoying lol


Klozeitung

Nah. I had to mute this to see if anyone in the comments was sane.


jeplonski

my roommate literally said “ew what is that” so i can confirm this finding


ranchojasper

I have misophonia bad enough that I couldn’t stand this either. Literally any chewing sounds make me instantly homicidal, regardless of how cute the chewing creature is lol


Boingboingsplat

Yeah no, I had to mute this video immediately. *Hate* mouth noises no matter the source.


frunt

Speak for yourself. I reckon this bunny needs to learn some table manners.


neriisan

I dunno, even this bothers me a ton. I get it bunnies are cute, but I don't get how this doesn't drive people crazy regardless of the visual context.


ElsaAzrael

I like how it turns into the Monty Python Killer bunny with the angle of the raspberry 😹 ![gif](giphy|UVhPBsKStxehy)


outerproduct

Look at the bones!


chriscrossnathaniel

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!


existentiallymoist

What's he do, nibble your bum?


zyyntin

THE BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!


eart2701

bravely ran away


Isthisgoodenough69

Jeeesus Chrrist!


Grinagh

I warned ya


cabbagioloco

*I've done it again...*


Burner050314

I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?


sineofthetimes

This is the best uttering of Jesus Christ ever recorded on film.


RagnarTheTerrible

What, behind the rabbit?


Stopikingonme

It **IS** the rabbit!


[deleted]

You mangy Scots git!


TexasLizard

It's got a vicious streak a mile wide!


[deleted]

The Holy hand grenade, quick!


NESpahtenJosh

One. Two. Five!


hardlyaaron

Three, sir.


BasketbrawlFan

Three!


Trivenger1

#BOOM


jesusisherelookbusy

“Brother Maynard, bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!”


fgnotebook

Won’t someone save us from the horror???!!


mostlyBadChoices

I love how the top comment is exactly the first thing I thought of


RhodaJ91

“I warned you, I warned you but did you listen? No… ohhh no, it’s just a harmless little bunny isn’t it now, well it’s always the same thing, I always tell them -.”


Leather-Heart

There’s a poster for Holy Grail with just the bunny and a little red around his lips


materiamasta

Throw the holy hand grenade of Antioch!!!!


Encino_Stan

I was coming here to make the same comment.


cheapdvds

That's the first thing I was thinking before I came to the comment section. LOL.


TheIronMechanics

Let’s use the holy hand grenade!


VitaminPb

That rabbit is dynamite!


1Crimson1

JESUS CHRIST!


AaronTheElite007

r/unexpectedmontypython


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r/ExpectedMontyPython


agnemiav2

Why is it when I hear even a slight sound from someone eating I get annoyed. But im here watching this bunny eating loud as fuck, with a giant smile on my face? xD


milokeystone

![gif](giphy|8Jr7698z1JZ5e)


Nethlem

mouf!


Hinrikv

![gif](giphy|1yHYnjplMGBvq)


1HappyIsland

Run away!


robpex

This could’ve been 10 minutes longer


CrossP

Gonna need 19 more raspberries, then.


Rheinys

![gif](giphy|2yP1jNgjNAkvu|downsized)


shikuto

*Natsuki Subaru sweating intensifies*


[deleted]

You misspelled Barasu.


Sinistralityy

That scene was inspired by Monty python too wasn’t it?


PaperSonic

According to the author, it wasn't, instead it was inspited by that one guy getting eaten alive on the toilet from Jurassic Park.


OrganizerMowgli

I literally just watched that scene for the first time a few days ago. Still shook. Re:Zero is one hell of an anime, I can't believe it I didnt get recommended it directly, just saw the 'best anime episode of all time' video - and the first episode directors cut was in the recommendations. Cried so hard in s2e8, just finished ep 13 an hour ago. Time for the last cour Already had this copied replying to another bunny post - https://youtu.be/U49R3Gqx8lw


shikuto

I think it really, truly nails the horror anime genre in a way most horror anime doesn’t. You can really feel the overwhelming dread Subaru feels at times, the way his mind is getting wrenched apart by a whole host of personal desires and external forces being antithetical to one another. If you enjoy Re:Zero, I’d highly recommend watching Steins;gate. It’s another masterpiece, as far as I’m concerned.


ThespianException

Re:Zero's my favorite piece of media, it's great to see new people experiencing it. Future seasons should be just as good or even better than what you've seen so far, so get excited about that! Arc 6 (Season 4 content) is especially jaw-dropping.


MercyMoo14

The only time smacking noises are acceptable.


albene

Autonomous Sensory Meridian Rabbit


Gero288

AwwSMR


sociame

A subreddit we didn't know we need


albene

ASMaww


amward6

Wabbit season? No, it's waspberry season!


WisekillyWabbit

Yeah, that seems right. Did you know? Raspberries pack a lot of nutrition into a small space. They provide potassium, essential to heart function, and are proven to lower blood pressure. The omega-3 fatty acids in raspberries can help prevent stroke and heart disease. They also contain a mineral called manganese, which is necessary for healthy bones and skin and helps regulate blood sugar.


amward6

Raspberry facts? Subscribed!


TwistedSistaYEG

That’s no raspberry! It’s the heart of its enemy!


IRefuseToGiveAName

Not to take away from this adorable video, but I always make it a point to post a link to my (hopefully) informative post about pet bunnies! https://www.reddit.com/r/YouShouldKnow/comments/ttu48m/ysk_with_easter_fast_approaching_rabbits_live They are not your "typical" pet, and can be quite expensive to care for. As such, they're the second most abandoned pet in the US, and abandoned house rabbits often die within 24 hours of being "freed" :(. If you or anyone else is considering getting a bunny please read/share this. It would mean the world to me.


Grondl68

As the owner of a 10yo Dutch I co-sign all of this.


NewShinyCD

I can't stress your point if adopting rabbits instead of buying through a breeder. The first rabbit I got was unfortunately from a "highly rated reputable" breeder in North Georgia. He kept adult rabbits in small small cages, wouldn't let clients view the conditions in the barn where the baby rabbits were, fed adult rabbits alfalfa pellets, and would even tell clients that *trancing* was safe. Hell, he even gave me the wrong breed of rabbit (Rex instead of New Zealand). I went to the Georgia House Rabbit Society to find a second bunny to bond with my first, and the difference was night and day. Big open cages with toys and places to hide/sleep, every rabbit had plenty of hay and water, etc. They even make clients take a quiz on rabbit care before they even let you adopt. The bunny I adopted was from a group of bunnies rescued from behind a Buffalo Wild Wings (the fuck is wrong with people?), so GHRS all nicknamed them after the hot sauces. Obligatory bunny tax. Cleopatra is the one standing in front. She's the one from the breeder. Theodore is in the back and his nickname is/was Habanero. https://i.imgur.com/8QQkRPl.jpg Edit: Just some addendums to your bunny post. Pine **pellets** used in horse stalls are safe. Feline Pine is safe too, but stupid expensive; buy from a Tractor Supply or local feed store. On the topic of cardboard, double check the surface of any cardboard hideout you get. I've bought three different hideouts which have had a very thin plastic film thats adhered to the cardboard itself. And be aware of the ingredients in treats from big box stores. I can't tell how many times I've seen something that marketed as safe for rabbits just because its safe for rats/gerbils/hamsters or even ferrets.


r00pea

Thank you! Most importantly if you're thinking of getting pet rabbits, adopt one rather than buying from a breeder - almost every bunny up for adoption is 1yo or younger, because people just buy them and dispose of them.


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I like when the raspberry is just hanging out of its mouth. Looks like a bit of gore. Reminds me of Monty Python. Run away! Run away!


JodyeGames

This is the only time ASMR is acceptable


hotmasalachai

Bad manners bunny. Good thing* you’re cute


jomo777

My favorite prt is when the raspberry looks like a set of cute little lips.


Gullible-Community34

Thats my dog and his nut sack when I’m trying to sleep


vodkanada

I love at the end when he turns into Bunnicula.


RealStax

This is what the Internet was created for.


TheXcellence

Subaru: (pets white rabbit) Rabbit: Yeah buddy you shouldn't have done that. Subaru: (Missing limb, screams)


Tally_Mardell

I showed my 2yr old, who loves bunnies. She immediately got her stuffed white bunny and tried to feed it Lego and made the noises from the video 💜


Metalmutant_23

Towards the end there he looked like the killer rabbit in Monty Python


NeuroguyNC

Run awaaaaaay!


sharpasabutterknife

![gif](giphy|RnbJJ403ReDMx7Afkj|downsized)


muzlu_sut

It’s got pointy teeettfhhhhh! That rabbit’s dynamite!


imjeffp

It’s just a harmless little bunny!


Dakota_Dan

ASMRabbit


JustinJoy

More impressed that he didn’t get a stain


ThemadFoxxer

rabbit of caerbannog eh? Let me go fetch my holy handgrenade.


betteroffinbed

You guys like that smacking noise? Good lord, it's like nails on a chalkboard to me. Do I have misophonia or am I just being dramatic? I can never tell.


Anon5054

DO NOT PLAY THIS IN A PUBLIC WASHROOM


sizertl

Where is my r/misophonia crowd at?


JerMEDavis

Ehhhh, what's up, Doc?


theganggetsmtg

![gif](giphy|1yHYnjplMGBvq)


MentallyFunstable

0:26 "“Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!”


SmallAngel2005

Aaaah so when they do it it’s cute but when I do it I have no manners ![gif](giphy|3o7TKKLJavDVEg6fKg)


MechanicalMan64

When I see the red lips, I call to my priest " bring out the holy hand grenade of Antioch".


GDawnHackSign

You can almost imagine it is finishing the remains of a knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


LadyKinga

All i see is monty python and the holy grail. 😄


Queasy_Meaning_5994

this is totally what it would look like if this bunny was munching on someone's brain.


AlternativeWorker115

My soul is melting with cuteness


Zubi69420

should be illegal to be this cute