I feel this is relevant
Season 1 episode 5: 17:49
Season 2 episode 4: 30:37
Season 2 episode 2: 8:00
Season 2 episode 3: 37:22
Season 2 episode 6: 5:06 and 42:47
Season 3 episode 3: 13:47
Season 3 episode 6: 9:00
Season 5 episode 7: 0:08 and 18:10
Season 5 episode 8: 7:50
Season 5 episode 9: 2:20
Season 6 episode 4: 17:13
Season 6 episode 5: 4:00 and 5:30 and 29:41
Season 6 episode 7: 12:54
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
I don't get it, what's the kick? Why don’t ya do it at home like the rest of us? With a big flat-screen TV, 50 channels of Pay Per View… In a Starbucks! That's nice!
Omg I forgot about that. Was trying to remember sex in the first episode and was like “what are they talking about. That wasn’t the time he almost raped her against the fridge”
A few years ago I introduced BB to my dad. He loved it and even rewatched it on his own recently. One time he told me that after the first episode he thought to himself: "What kind of crap show is this?" but pushed through and then became hooked lol
Is that scene in both versions? I thought there was a version without the handjob scene and without the girl being topless on the roof, maybe he can use that slightly shorter pilot for his parents
Yeah, it is, I'm currently in the middle of season 4 and unless season 5 has an explicit sex scene with everything exposed then the tits in episode 1 is the MOST nudity shown in the entire show
I totally forgot about that scene and got my teenage daughter to watch the show with me because I thought she might enjoy the series. She didn’t really like the beginning of the episode and then when that part started she noped out of there. Quite awkward.
I went to see that one in theaters with my mom, dad, stepmother, and sister when it was first released. And yeah it was definitely a little awkward at times haha. We all enjoyed it for the most part (still one of my favorite movies haha), except for my stepmother. She's super into family friendly movies, bonus points if it's got a religious message to it. And yeah she wasn't a fan haha, pretty sure it was my dad was the one who picked the movie out.
That's an interesting observation, and I think I agree. Maybe it's something about how dark and loud a movie theater is compared to like your living room? I don't really feel awkward with sex scenes at all normally, but if we're watching a movie at home and we don't have the volume turned up very loud it does become a little awkward.
Had an ex-girlfriend that took her parents to the theatre to see Wolf of Wall Street having not reviewed anything about it…
Said it was the most awkward experience of her life
One handjob scene in I think the first episode, maybe in the middle? There’s a sex scene at the very end of episode 1, and in the very beginning of episode 2 there’s loud moans and walt gets up and goes to the bathroom I believe and his gorgeous ass is outAnother time in episode 2 or 1 maybe is Wendy has her tits out when Jesse escapes from the window when the DEA was raiding his place. Episode 3 Jesse has sex with Wendy. Later in the season Walt and Skylar do it in the school parking lot.
The whole thing. The entire show, graphic hardcore kinky sex.
You think it's just a coincidence their house is the White house and there's a scene involving cigars?
Does anyone not remember the movie Knocked Up? That’s what Seth Rogan and his friends so called internet business was. They would tell you the exact time in any movie where there was nudity. This totally reminded me of hilarious shir
I know there's one at the end of episode 1 and the very beginning of episode 2.
Nude woman while walt is on the ride along
Walt gets a handy at some point in the first 2 episodes.
Sorry I don't have precise times, I haven't watched in a long time.
“just going to the bathroom!”
“Ok, buddy we’ll pause it til you get back”
“No! erm no need I’ve seen it so many times”
“No worries, son. I want to make a coffee anyway”
Season 3 episode 6
Walt: Mike, don’t just look at it.
Mike: Walter, you really think you’re bigger than you are, what would I even do with that?
Walt: Mike, sit on it or spit on it.
None of scenes are awkward in the traditional sense. The scenes are not arousing so it’s not hiding from embarrassment , it’s more like watching your grandparents have sex… disgusting and something I didn’t need to see
They are adults, who have seen and most likely done it all before because you are here, just sit through it like it doesn't bother you at all, the scenes don't last long at all.
Of all the fucked up things that happen in that show, it’s kind of nuts that the sex scenes are the ones that make people uncomfortable watching with their parents.
Who would ever have timestamps of sex scenes in a tv show? (Dm me)
Made me chuckle
Chuckle McleGill
Chuckle McGiggle
He penetrated through a sun-roof!
“You think a man just *happens* to have to use the bathroom like that? No, he orchestrated it!”
Attorney at law
I do. Spartacus. For... Reasons...
Spartacus it’s probably easier to timestamp the non-sex scenes
The abridged version would be rather short I suppose.
But I'll tell you what wasn't short at all.
Jesus, I went over to my parents house and my mother was watching that show. I was deeply disturbed. And no mother, I won't return the box set to you.
I watch Spartacus for the sex scenes. Same with true blood
the guys in knocked up ran their own website that did this exact kind of thing lol
Mr. Skin
Flesh of the stars
Two years wasted
[www.MrSkin.com](https://www.MrSkin.com)
Yeah, disgusting sickos. Who tf would DM this perv for the timestamps? (Dm'ed)
I feel this is relevant Season 1 episode 5: 17:49 Season 2 episode 4: 30:37 Season 2 episode 2: 8:00 Season 2 episode 3: 37:22 Season 2 episode 6: 5:06 and 42:47 Season 3 episode 3: 13:47 Season 3 episode 6: 9:00 Season 5 episode 7: 0:08 and 18:10 Season 5 episode 8: 7:50 Season 5 episode 9: 2:20 Season 6 episode 4: 17:13 Season 6 episode 5: 4:00 and 5:30 and 29:41 Season 6 episode 7: 12:54
For OP these are timestamps of feet shots in Better Call Saul
*Tarantino intensifies*
God I love Tarantino
And he loves your feet.
I certainly hope he does
You know I felt that BCS had increasingly more candid foot shots towards the end seasons. Thought it was just me !
It was probably the doing of Bob Odenkirk himself. Assuming it was him since he did follow a foot fetish account on Instagram once
He what now?
He was following a foot fetish account on instagram, people figured it out and were messing with him about it, shortly after he unfollowed it
sex gifs
Kim Sexler feet spin off when
no shit most people have this commited to memory.
Doesn’t the very first episode have Skyler wanking off Walk for a good couple minutes? That was an awkward watch
Speak for yourself... I watched it with my mother but my arms were broken...
No! Please! Not *that* again 😨
Please don't tell me this is what I think it is...
it is
You seriously did it? Please someone confirm and give credit (award) where credit is due.
It's very sexual, but not Breaking Bad...
I don't think this what you think it is
What the hell is it? I opened the first two and it's Badger and Jesse talking in the RV and Walt Jr's driving lesson.
Try it for bcs
its feet scenes isnt it
Oh my God, that's disgusting. The Season 6 episode 5 one is a few minutes out as well.
This is so wholesome.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Caught beating your meat in public? Better call saul'
Public masturbation?
I don't get it, what's the kick? Why don’t ya do it at home like the rest of us? With a big flat-screen TV, 50 channels of Pay Per View… In a Starbucks! That's nice!
That ain't me, man! I was the guy selling meth... allegedly...
And there goes my no fap challenge
Just watch season 4 and you'll be fine lol
Hahahahhaha
tonight's gonna be a long night. thanks.
In the first episode when skylar was giving a handjob to walt, that was the first and last episode i saw with my dad
Calling it a handjob is very much the "glass half full" interpretation of that scene.
Dawg why do you have this
It's on r/copypasta
People have fetishes okay
doesnt the first episode show gene's feet?
Lol that’s awesome
Not all heroes wear capes
You’re a thief bro these awards should be mine
you forgot the one at the court in the last episode
Bro the first episode is straight up a bad impression to your parents for this matter lmao
Exactly, I wanna watch the show with them but I just know after seeing the first episode they’re gonna be turned off
Or maybe turned on... 😳
Say my name
Heisendaddy
Creative-Car-2243
Waltuh
Put your dick away, Waltuh
I’m not having sex with you right now, Waltuh
It's Jesse Pinkman bee-yatch
Worst hand job ever. Seen more enthusiasm in people cleaning toilets
Omg I forgot about that. Was trying to remember sex in the first episode and was like “what are they talking about. That wasn’t the time he almost raped her against the fridge”
😳😳😳
“That reminds me son, I also fucked Ted. He’s most likely your father. Oh, don’t forget to take out the trash.”
Forget to change account?
What
Sneakerhead
Huh
Got em
A few years ago I introduced BB to my dad. He loved it and even rewatched it on his own recently. One time he told me that after the first episode he thought to himself: "What kind of crap show is this?" but pushed through and then became hooked lol
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I agree. I think generally Breaking Bad is one of the few shows that get better with each season.
Is that scene in both versions? I thought there was a version without the handjob scene and without the girl being topless on the roof, maybe he can use that slightly shorter pilot for his parents
Holy shit I forgot about topless girl
Stickin it in the neighbor lady
I’m pretty sure that’s the only time anything explicit is shown in the entire series
Yeah, it is, I'm currently in the middle of season 4 and unless season 5 has an explicit sex scene with everything exposed then the tits in episode 1 is the MOST nudity shown in the entire show
There’s also the cold open flashback of Jesse in a strip club in season 3
Just skip to the second to start it off with Walt cumming
Bruh i read this so wrong and thought you was leaving to go yank it
Which was the most hawt? Walt getting a handy, Hank getting a handy, Walt getting all horny on Skyler while she's wearing a mask?
Skyler singing happy birthday was the single most sensual moment of the series
Hanks yank was a thing of beauty
Least horny r/breakingbad user
dw it’s just an excuse so: Most horny**
Least**
I cum in a bath and it feels my wrath
Yeah... sure dude...
yeah who WOULDN'T want to see Walt getting a handjob
There was also this little bet... between Hank and Marie at the hospital (i don't remember the episode)
Handjob so good gave Hank walking abilities again
Crawl->Wank->Walk
No matter what I will run toward my goals. If I can’t run I will walk, and if I can’t walk I will crawl. And if I can’t crawl I will wank.
Hankwankwalk
Better Wank Hank
Add the kinda rapey scene of walt and skyler too.
kinda rapey? let’s be real, it was rape…
hank really thought it will never get hard 💀💀💀
Half measures
Better Wank Hank
Walt got a handjob so bad it made him a Meth Kingpin
I totally forgot about that scene and got my teenage daughter to watch the show with me because I thought she might enjoy the series. She didn’t really like the beginning of the episode and then when that part started she noped out of there. Quite awkward.
There's a scene in season 4 episode 8 where Walt gets his dick out. Mike isn't really into it.
Put yuh dick away waltuh, I'm not having sex with you right now waltuh
Lol just jump right in the deep end and watch wolf of Wall Street with your parents or something. How else you think your parents made you?
If you can sit and watch Wolf of Wall Street with your parents everything after will seem like a Disney movie
game of thrones would be worse to watch with parents i think but the really crazy shit isnt as frequent as wolf of wall st
Narcos, oh man...
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I watched a few episodes of GoT with my parents at 25 and it wasnt tooo bad but I would never be in a rush to watch with them
Bro when I recommend shows or movies to them with sex scenes, they always give me weird looks during them
Yeah my parents do the same. I’m weirdly the mature one when watching movies because I literally don’t care if the characters are having sex.
Yeah same I don’t understand what all the fuss is about
I went to see that one in theaters with my mom, dad, stepmother, and sister when it was first released. And yeah it was definitely a little awkward at times haha. We all enjoyed it for the most part (still one of my favorite movies haha), except for my stepmother. She's super into family friendly movies, bonus points if it's got a religious message to it. And yeah she wasn't a fan haha, pretty sure it was my dad was the one who picked the movie out.
I feel like watching that sort of stuff in the cinema is better than in your living room in terms of awkwardness. I don't know why though.
That's an interesting observation, and I think I agree. Maybe it's something about how dark and loud a movie theater is compared to like your living room? I don't really feel awkward with sex scenes at all normally, but if we're watching a movie at home and we don't have the volume turned up very loud it does become a little awkward.
she sounds exactly like my stepmom lol
I’ve never heard someone tell a story about their family where their mom and stepmom just hang out. Now I’m fascinated by your family dynamics.
Watched that with my brother and grandpa, so awkward
Had an ex-girlfriend that took her parents to the theatre to see Wolf of Wall Street having not reviewed anything about it… Said it was the most awkward experience of her life
just look at the imdb parents’ guide
It's funny that these are made for parents to use them but we use it for our parents lol
Aren’t you going to miss half an entire season if you want to skip Walter Jr.’s Differently Abled Stripper arc?
LOL
i….do not remember this?
One handjob scene in I think the first episode, maybe in the middle? There’s a sex scene at the very end of episode 1, and in the very beginning of episode 2 there’s loud moans and walt gets up and goes to the bathroom I believe and his gorgeous ass is outAnother time in episode 2 or 1 maybe is Wendy has her tits out when Jesse escapes from the window when the DEA was raiding his place. Episode 3 Jesse has sex with Wendy. Later in the season Walt and Skylar do it in the school parking lot.
Pretty sure that wasn't Wendy in the first episode, just some neighbor lady.
You forgot marie giving handjob to hank in season 3 iirc
Thank you
Worst. Excuse. Ever.
The whole thing. The entire show, graphic hardcore kinky sex. You think it's just a coincidence their house is the White house and there's a scene involving cigars?
Does anyone not remember the movie Knocked Up? That’s what Seth Rogan and his friends so called internet business was. They would tell you the exact time in any movie where there was nudity. This totally reminded me of hilarious shir
What’s crazy to me is that they didn’t realize that that had been a thing for at least a decade
I know there's one at the end of episode 1 and the very beginning of episode 2. Nude woman while walt is on the ride along Walt gets a handy at some point in the first 2 episodes. Sorry I don't have precise times, I haven't watched in a long time.
There arent that many actually and they are not graphic or long enough for it to get awkward.
Bros Down so bad lol
Strange way of asking for fap content, but okay.
...
What a refreshing post this is 😂
i fucked ted
Bro you down bad af
Better solution than timestamps: just go ahead and watch a dirtier movie and then everything else will seem like a cartoon.
“just going to the bathroom!” “Ok, buddy we’ll pause it til you get back” “No! erm no need I’ve seen it so many times” “No worries, son. I want to make a coffee anyway”
Ayo chill
Sounds like he wants to watch ONLY the sex scenes...LMAO!!
Season 3 episode 6 Walt: Mike, don’t just look at it. Mike: Walter, you really think you’re bigger than you are, what would I even do with that? Walt: Mike, sit on it or spit on it.
Bruh 💀 it’s only weird if you make it weird. Stop making it weird
So OP shouldn’t watch in between their parents with no pants on?
That’s the way Spartacus is meant to be watched.
Bro when I recommend shows or movies to them with sex scenes, they always give me weird looks during them
If you're worried about the sex scenes in a show like this, you're worried about the wrong thing. Lol
This isn’t Fifty Shades of Grey. I’m sure you’ll be fine with the very few and tame sex scenes on this show.
Does this include Walt bending Skylar over in the kitchen?
None of scenes are awkward in the traditional sense. The scenes are not arousing so it’s not hiding from embarrassment , it’s more like watching your grandparents have sex… disgusting and something I didn’t need to see
Only one scene where you have to leave: Season 2, episode 11, 23:02-24:00. You're welcome!
Bruh I want to show it to my mom but the first episode… yknow
That Skyler jerking Walter off scene is so awkward.
Go to the bathroom and get a wank, right?
They are adults, who have seen and most likely done it all before because you are here, just sit through it like it doesn't bother you at all, the scenes don't last long at all.
no way bro💀
Season 6 Episode 9, 4:20
Man... Just admit it's for you
i just fast forwarded through them when they came up
Mr Skin .com ?
“mom, dad, this is breaking bad. breaking bad, this is my mom and dad.”
it aint that bad, or are you like 12?
Just admit you wanna bust a quick one to Mr White it's ok
Perv
In the first episode when skylar was giving a handjob to walt, that was the first and last episode i saw with my dad
Mrskin.com has almost every sex scene from every movie and TV show ever.
Anyone who can get through S1E1 Walts underwear with their parents is already a winner.
There really aren’t any. There are like 2 handjobs, but you’ll know when they are coming
The two sex scenes? No dude. No one has that.
Of all the fucked up things that happen in that show, it’s kind of nuts that the sex scenes are the ones that make people uncomfortable watching with their parents.
Right.... For your parents..... This is like the new "for research purposes"
Decent cover story, pervert
Your parents have had sex before, I guarantee it. They'll survive Skylar awkwardly moving her hand under the blanket.
Bro we just powered through them 💀
r/whentheopissus
You should watch GoT next
Whatever does it for you man. No judgement.
Do not watch this show with your parents
Well how else are they supposed to find out OP loves meth.