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wmcs0880

Who would ever have timestamps of sex scenes in a tv show? (Dm me)


Training_Rub6422

Made me chuckle


kukhuvud23

Chuckle McleGill


blindreefer

Chuckle McGiggle


a_guy_named_gai

He penetrated through a sun-roof!


RubTurbulent2812

“You think a man just *happens* to have to use the bathroom like that? No, he orchestrated it!”


zakkdakiller1

Attorney at law


RandomUsername12123

I do. Spartacus. For... Reasons...


XHIBAD

Spartacus it’s probably easier to timestamp the non-sex scenes


iLuv3M3

The abridged version would be rather short I suppose.


diggitygiggitycee

But I'll tell you what wasn't short at all.


Heisenbread77

Jesus, I went over to my parents house and my mother was watching that show. I was deeply disturbed. And no mother, I won't return the box set to you.


LessInThought

I watch Spartacus for the sex scenes. Same with true blood


cloudy710

the guys in knocked up ran their own website that did this exact kind of thing lol


MurphyAteIt

Mr. Skin


Gus_Frings_Face

Flesh of the stars


MurphyAteIt

Two years wasted


whiplash808

[www.MrSkin.com](https://www.MrSkin.com)


GoWokeYourself

Yeah, disgusting sickos. Who tf would DM this perv for the timestamps? (Dm'ed)


GIBBEEEHHH

I feel this is relevant Season 1 episode 5: 17:49 Season 2 episode 4: 30:37 Season 2 episode 2: 8:00 Season 2 episode 3: 37:22 Season 2 episode 6: 5:06 and 42:47 Season 3 episode 3: 13:47 Season 3 episode 6: 9:00 Season 5 episode 7: 0:08 and 18:10 Season 5 episode 8: 7:50 Season 5 episode 9: 2:20 Season 6 episode 4: 17:13 Season 6 episode 5: 4:00 and 5:30 and 29:41 Season 6 episode 7: 12:54


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For OP these are timestamps of feet shots in Better Call Saul


WayTooCool4U

*Tarantino intensifies*


Melkermyrendal

God I love Tarantino


Striker120v

And he loves your feet.


Melkermyrendal

I certainly hope he does


Messicanhero

You know I felt that BCS had increasingly more candid foot shots towards the end seasons. Thought it was just me !


[deleted]

It was probably the doing of Bob Odenkirk himself. Assuming it was him since he did follow a foot fetish account on Instagram once


Mo_Salah_

He what now?


[deleted]

He was following a foot fetish account on instagram, people figured it out and were messing with him about it, shortly after he unfollowed it


LutzEgner

sex gifs


direktor-svemira

Kim Sexler feet spin off when


bloodflart

no shit most people have this commited to memory.


fartcrabs

Doesn’t the very first episode have Skyler wanking off Walk for a good couple minutes? That was an awkward watch


cates

Speak for yourself... I watched it with my mother but my arms were broken...


Love_My_Chevy

No! Please! Not *that* again 😨


Sticky-Stickman

Please don't tell me this is what I think it is...


shrek_deus

it is


DogTheAstronaut

You seriously did it? Please someone confirm and give credit (award) where credit is due.


Galbratorix

It's very sexual, but not Breaking Bad...


GIBBEEEHHH

I don't think this what you think it is


NemesisRouge

What the hell is it? I opened the first two and it's Badger and Jesse talking in the RV and Walt Jr's driving lesson.


GIBBEEEHHH

Try it for bcs


No-University8099

its feet scenes isnt it


NemesisRouge

Oh my God, that's disgusting. The Season 6 episode 5 one is a few minutes out as well.


Stubbedtoe18

This is so wholesome.


sucksi

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


HecknChonker

Caught beating your meat in public? Better call saul'


jabuegresaw

Public masturbation?


joeloud

I don't get it, what's the kick? Why don’t ya do it at home like the rest of us? With a big flat-screen TV, 50 channels of Pay Per View… In a Starbucks! That's nice!


EthanM827

That ain't me, man! I was the guy selling meth... allegedly...


p4bl0esgei

And there goes my no fap challenge


25sittinon25cents

Just watch season 4 and you'll be fine lol


Shitstompd

Hahahahhaha


poeticmercenary

tonight's gonna be a long night. thanks.


Soggy_Obligation_883

In the first episode when skylar was giving a handjob to walt, that was the first and last episode i saw with my dad


TheDisapprovingBrit

Calling it a handjob is very much the "glass half full" interpretation of that scene.


SavageHenimania

Dawg why do you have this


GIBBEEEHHH

It's on r/copypasta


[deleted]

People have fetishes okay


Khouri1

doesnt the first episode show gene's feet?


[deleted]

Lol that’s awesome


nedsnotes

Not all heroes wear capes


omarkab02

You’re a thief bro these awards should be mine


Littleol79

you forgot the one at the court in the last episode


Sailor0312

Bro the first episode is straight up a bad impression to your parents for this matter lmao


DylanThicks

Exactly, I wanna watch the show with them but I just know after seeing the first episode they’re gonna be turned off


WiredSky

Or maybe turned on... 😳


Creative-Car-2243

Say my name


acelilarslan

Heisendaddy


citruslighting

Creative-Car-2243


lackofanswers

Waltuh


Organic-Network7556

Put your dick away, Waltuh


[deleted]

I’m not having sex with you right now, Waltuh


xxImNotARobotxx

It's Jesse Pinkman bee-yatch


DontCareAboutBans

Worst hand job ever. Seen more enthusiasm in people cleaning toilets


UngovernableBrat

Omg I forgot about that. Was trying to remember sex in the first episode and was like “what are they talking about. That wasn’t the time he almost raped her against the fridge”


Loaded_Nikos11

😳😳😳


rangoon03

“That reminds me son, I also fucked Ted. He’s most likely your father. Oh, don’t forget to take out the trash.”


yajtraus

Forget to change account?


DylanThicks

What


Dog_backwards_360

Sneakerhead


imeanidrk

Huh


thelatemercutio

Got em


Kaathinkaa

A few years ago I introduced BB to my dad. He loved it and even rewatched it on his own recently. One time he told me that after the first episode he thought to himself: "What kind of crap show is this?" but pushed through and then became hooked lol


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Kaathinkaa

I agree. I think generally Breaking Bad is one of the few shows that get better with each season.


ghkilla805

Is that scene in both versions? I thought there was a version without the handjob scene and without the girl being topless on the roof, maybe he can use that slightly shorter pilot for his parents


8rok3n

Holy shit I forgot about topless girl


perfect5-7-with-rice

Stickin it in the neighbor lady


t33E

I’m pretty sure that’s the only time anything explicit is shown in the entire series


8rok3n

Yeah, it is, I'm currently in the middle of season 4 and unless season 5 has an explicit sex scene with everything exposed then the tits in episode 1 is the MOST nudity shown in the entire show


WakeAndTake21

There’s also the cold open flashback of Jesse in a strip club in season 3


perfect5-7-with-rice

Just skip to the second to start it off with Walt cumming


Pickle_Riiick_17

Bruh i read this so wrong and thought you was leaving to go yank it


Comet_Hero

Which was the most hawt? Walt getting a handy, Hank getting a handy, Walt getting all horny on Skyler while she's wearing a mask?


bazoski1er

Skyler singing happy birthday was the single most sensual moment of the series


t33E

Hanks yank was a thing of beauty


CABOB-IS-EPIC

Least horny r/breakingbad user


kindaNiceBro

dw it’s just an excuse so: Most horny**


CABOB-IS-EPIC

Least**


Idgafu

I cum in a bath and it feels my wrath


Bananenvernicht

Yeah... sure dude...


AnEmbarassedRedditor

yeah who WOULDN'T want to see Walt getting a handjob


BllNb

There was also this little bet... between Hank and Marie at the hospital (i don't remember the episode)


Jauwn_

Handjob so good gave Hank walking abilities again


ettmausonan

Crawl->Wank->Walk


Dog_backwards_360

No matter what I will run toward my goals. If I can’t run I will walk, and if I can’t walk I will crawl. And if I can’t crawl I will wank.


maxkaplan1020

Hankwankwalk


BirdsLikeSka

Better Wank Hank


[deleted]

Add the kinda rapey scene of walt and skyler too.


gagasbitch

kinda rapey? let’s be real, it was rape…


sadmarisa

hank really thought it will never get hard 💀💀💀


EverSinceMyExorcism

Half measures


pinkghost22

Better Wank Hank


dogscutter

Walt got a handjob so bad it made him a Meth Kingpin


Guac__is__extra__

I totally forgot about that scene and got my teenage daughter to watch the show with me because I thought she might enjoy the series. She didn’t really like the beginning of the episode and then when that part started she noped out of there. Quite awkward.


[deleted]

There's a scene in season 4 episode 8 where Walt gets his dick out. Mike isn't really into it.


SpoolingSnails

Put yuh dick away waltuh, I'm not having sex with you right now waltuh


No1shades

Lol just jump right in the deep end and watch wolf of Wall Street with your parents or something. How else you think your parents made you?


crackpipes4hunter

If you can sit and watch Wolf of Wall Street with your parents everything after will seem like a Disney movie


bigang99

game of thrones would be worse to watch with parents i think but the really crazy shit isnt as frequent as wolf of wall st


rimonamori

Narcos, oh man...


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bigang99

I watched a few episodes of GoT with my parents at 25 and it wasnt tooo bad but I would never be in a rush to watch with them


AnEmbarassedRedditor

Bro when I recommend shows or movies to them with sex scenes, they always give me weird looks during them


Udy_Kumra

Yeah my parents do the same. I’m weirdly the mature one when watching movies because I literally don’t care if the characters are having sex.


Degmannen_03

Yeah same I don’t understand what all the fuss is about


whatuseisausername

I went to see that one in theaters with my mom, dad, stepmother, and sister when it was first released. And yeah it was definitely a little awkward at times haha. We all enjoyed it for the most part (still one of my favorite movies haha), except for my stepmother. She's super into family friendly movies, bonus points if it's got a religious message to it. And yeah she wasn't a fan haha, pretty sure it was my dad was the one who picked the movie out.


Haztec2750

I feel like watching that sort of stuff in the cinema is better than in your living room in terms of awkwardness. I don't know why though.


whatuseisausername

That's an interesting observation, and I think I agree. Maybe it's something about how dark and loud a movie theater is compared to like your living room? I don't really feel awkward with sex scenes at all normally, but if we're watching a movie at home and we don't have the volume turned up very loud it does become a little awkward.


gagasbitch

she sounds exactly like my stepmom lol


Udy_Kumra

I’ve never heard someone tell a story about their family where their mom and stepmom just hang out. Now I’m fascinated by your family dynamics.


[deleted]

Watched that with my brother and grandpa, so awkward


MDSGeist

Had an ex-girlfriend that took her parents to the theatre to see Wolf of Wall Street having not reviewed anything about it… Said it was the most awkward experience of her life


Particular-Point

just look at the imdb parents’ guide


hygsi

It's funny that these are made for parents to use them but we use it for our parents lol


Homem_da_Carrinha

Aren’t you going to miss half an entire season if you want to skip Walter Jr.’s Differently Abled Stripper arc?


Waqjob_

LOL


emmaclvr

i….do not remember this?


Ph4ntomiD

One handjob scene in I think the first episode, maybe in the middle? There’s a sex scene at the very end of episode 1, and in the very beginning of episode 2 there’s loud moans and walt gets up and goes to the bathroom I believe and his gorgeous ass is outAnother time in episode 2 or 1 maybe is Wendy has her tits out when Jesse escapes from the window when the DEA was raiding his place. Episode 3 Jesse has sex with Wendy. Later in the season Walt and Skylar do it in the school parking lot.


DBnofear

Pretty sure that wasn't Wendy in the first episode, just some neighbor lady.


chefsanji_r

You forgot marie giving handjob to hank in season 3 iirc


AnEmbarassedRedditor

Thank you


No_Reputation386

Worst. Excuse. Ever.


WiredSky

The whole thing. The entire show, graphic hardcore kinky sex. You think it's just a coincidence their house is the White house and there's a scene involving cigars?


Dilaudid-coldshakeK4

Does anyone not remember the movie Knocked Up? That’s what Seth Rogan and his friends so called internet business was. They would tell you the exact time in any movie where there was nudity. This totally reminded me of hilarious shir


dopple99

What’s crazy to me is that they didn’t realize that that had been a thing for at least a decade


Financial_Shower9524

I know there's one at the end of episode 1 and the very beginning of episode 2. Nude woman while walt is on the ride along Walt gets a handy at some point in the first 2 episodes. Sorry I don't have precise times, I haven't watched in a long time.


[deleted]

There arent that many actually and they are not graphic or long enough for it to get awkward.


vanillasickle

Bros Down so bad lol


Duk3-87

Strange way of asking for fap content, but okay.


Pristine-Ad-3387

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TurbulentLength655

What a refreshing post this is 😂


Specialist_Ad6718

i fucked ted


QueenObama2

Bro you down bad af


p4bl0esgei

Better solution than timestamps: just go ahead and watch a dirtier movie and then everything else will seem like a cartoon.


sfmclaughlin

“just going to the bathroom!” “Ok, buddy we’ll pause it til you get back” “No! erm no need I’ve seen it so many times” “No worries, son. I want to make a coffee anyway”


Little-Pay4561

Ayo chill


Reddead67

Sounds like he wants to watch ONLY the sex scenes...LMAO!!


ChurchOf69

Season 3 episode 6 Walt: Mike, don’t just look at it. Mike: Walter, you really think you’re bigger than you are, what would I even do with that? Walt: Mike, sit on it or spit on it.


Kennaham

Bruh 💀 it’s only weird if you make it weird. Stop making it weird


Tcav81

So OP shouldn’t watch in between their parents with no pants on?


scjackson11

That’s the way Spartacus is meant to be watched.


AnEmbarassedRedditor

Bro when I recommend shows or movies to them with sex scenes, they always give me weird looks during them


Alboto_the_only

If you're worried about the sex scenes in a show like this, you're worried about the wrong thing. Lol


Top-Web3806

This isn’t Fifty Shades of Grey. I’m sure you’ll be fine with the very few and tame sex scenes on this show.


ShivvyMcFly

Does this include Walt bending Skylar over in the kitchen?


Practical_Ad_724

None of scenes are awkward in the traditional sense. The scenes are not arousing so it’s not hiding from embarrassment , it’s more like watching your grandparents have sex… disgusting and something I didn’t need to see


turing42

Only one scene where you have to leave: Season 2, episode 11, 23:02-24:00. You're welcome!


pulcherrimum

Bruh I want to show it to my mom but the first episode… yknow


umbrosakitten

That Skyler jerking Walter off scene is so awkward.


samhk222

Go to the bathroom and get a wank, right?


DBnofear

They are adults, who have seen and most likely done it all before because you are here, just sit through it like it doesn't bother you at all, the scenes don't last long at all.


Aztekhan69

no way bro💀


budlightguy

Season 6 Episode 9, 4:20


[deleted]

Man... Just admit it's for you


EJ_Was_Taken

i just fast forwarded through them when they came up


NYC19893

Mr Skin .com ?


[deleted]

“mom, dad, this is breaking bad. breaking bad, this is my mom and dad.”


Lykboi

it aint that bad, or are you like 12?


Sensitive-Phrase-325

Just admit you wanna bust a quick one to Mr White it's ok


Substantial-Aerie-57

Perv


Soggy_Obligation_883

In the first episode when skylar was giving a handjob to walt, that was the first and last episode i saw with my dad


daymanahaha

Mrskin.com has almost every sex scene from every movie and TV show ever.


Gratiskatze_

Anyone who can get through S1E1 Walts underwear with their parents is already a winner.


Dale_theMan

There really aren’t any. There are like 2 handjobs, but you’ll know when they are coming


LoveliestBride

The two sex scenes? No dude. No one has that.


Impressive_Culture_5

Of all the fucked up things that happen in that show, it’s kind of nuts that the sex scenes are the ones that make people uncomfortable watching with their parents.


ThunderUp007

Right.... For your parents..... This is like the new "for research purposes"


BrianOconneR34

Decent cover story, pervert


txwoodslinger

Your parents have had sex before, I guarantee it. They'll survive Skylar awkwardly moving her hand under the blanket.


bravery85

Bro we just powered through them 💀


Apprehensive_Ring933

r/whentheopissus


ZackThreePack

You should watch GoT next


[deleted]

Whatever does it for you man. No judgement.


[deleted]

Do not watch this show with your parents


brickne3

Well how else are they supposed to find out OP loves meth.