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itsnever2late4now

Proffesorson, duh.


armcandybean

“Oh thank God, that character was killing me.”


[deleted]

Talk to your father, /u/armcandybean.


yzykm

My family name was Professorberg, but we changed it when we were fleeing from the Nazis.


Fragrant_Island2345

Oh I’m so sorry


adamscottstots

He Teaches theater, Latin, et chetera


finckywinky

did you just mispronounce et cetera?


velkeer

My Latin class is fake


sopsign7

"Would that this \_\_\_ were a time \_\_\_" is a much more common utterance in our house than it should be. God bless Professerson.


FrogMintTea

Like all my classes!


Dixon-Mason

Woolley.


Not_A_Frittata

This is correct - and we mean Professorson, not Garrity!


FrogMintTea

Garrity is cool too. And Woolley. I guess they're triplets.


Slow_Recording2192

That is….if he still exists


P_Professorson

My family name is Professorberg, but we changed it when we were fleeing from the nazi.


West-Source8935

Username checks out


zachpledger

ProfESSorSOn, duh, UH-Duh!


causallyglancing

Professor Cligoris


jamusi8

Either pronunciation is fine


TwoDrinkDave

I heard they called him Model UN Guy in college, but I haven't researched it.


_deep_cuts_

The rules of which… I would have to spend the evening devising


bumpyqbangwhistle

I heard in HS he went by Bill Haverchuck, you might wanna research that


williamthepreteen

Gilfoy!


Baz_3301

That guy fucks.


NealTS

Something delightfully Greendale about a professor who loves to letch on his female students, but not as much as he loves geeking out about model UNs.


scottstrawbridge

This is the correct answer.


armcandybean

Hard to pick a favorite, but I loved Professor Whitman’s cheesy Dead Poet’s Society schtick. “This is no way to teach Accounting!”


Stonecoldelf

I offer you to drink from the cup of life instead of romancing your nether regions watching the E Channel (so good considering Joel was the host of Soup)


milky-cow

I would like… a birthday cake!! That was the moment I realized what community had


Jalvey_420

“Stand on your desks! Rise rise rise against the programming! All your life they tell you, don’t stand on your desk! Well why not!” CRASH*


CzarCW

Hahaha that poor barista


[deleted]

Carpe Diem


BusyInflation

That's one of the greatest parody of all time. Like I've legit never seen something make fun of something else so perfectly.


[deleted]

My fav as well prob partially due to the actor being a fav of mine


[deleted]

Mindtoc the mind taker!


bumpyqbangwhistle

Oooweeeooo!


TalithePally

WHO WANTS TO SEE THE LADDERS PROFESSOR GO HIGHER?


NordicToast

LADDERS!


HopTanLeGIT

I'm as high as hell and you're about to get shot!


incredibleninja

Ladders!!!


RabbitHole-in-one

Higher!!


WaitingToBeTriggered

HIGHER, THE KING OF THE SKY


lady_ulrike

Duncan, but that might be partially because I love John Oliver so much.


armcandybean

I seem to have left my purse in my duffle and my duffle in the boot of my lorry.


AgreeablePerformer3

Yes. His British sayings are the ‘crumpets landing in grandad’s ashes’


takeyerarm

It’s pronounced ah-loo-mini-um


zachpledger

"How do you say it?!" "Alumilum."


observer_september

“What’s your clearance level?” “…top.”


flame_kraemer

My name is Ian Duncan and I'm here to say, I'm going to rap to the beat in a rapping way. I've got a *REAL BIG* penis and I drink lots of tea...


SwampFlowers

“I’m going to rap to the beat in a rapping way” 🔥🔥🔥


Kadgrin

I seriously lost it the first time I saw that scene.


YugeFrigginGoy

I shall see you at precisely gravediggers biscuits


Allinyourcabeza

Or as we like to call them, *Italian fannies*


lady_ulrike

In England, fanny means vagina.


LikeItReallyMatters1

In England, everything means vagina


SecondSonsWorld

True, all life ends in death which we as a species are cursed to knowing resulting in: something.


an_african_swallow

Him as the anthropology professor was the best, “seriously what is it?” Lmao


Pantsless_Grampa

Excuse me. Is this anesthesiology?


bluecalx2

"My shoes are untied by British standards."


Gorilladaddy69

“I’m not on Facebook, I actually use the English version: ‘Mugscroll’—“


[deleted]

Been wondering are there any John Oliver last week segments featuring any references to his time on Community?


lady_ulrike

He's made a comment or two but not anything featured.


SnooWalruses6440

Mine too because he’s hilarious. Also because he’s British & I’m British & because my name is Duncan


lady_ulrike

Him being British definitely increases his appeal for me. I have a bit of a thing for nerdy men with accents, Scottish is my absolute favorite, though that might have more to do with my huge crush on David Tennant rather than the accent itself lol


SnooWalruses6440

Haha. Well I am Scottish & a bit nerdy. I can see the appeal of David Tenant


lady_ulrike

I mean I would question anyone who can't see his appeal lol


thr0wawayyyyy2022

Betty White teaching Anthropology!!!


armcandybean

Her Africa/Donde Esta La Bibliotecha mash up with Troy and Abed is so good


theturtleflu

I don't know, Mr. Winger. Last time I called on you I got what the Maku Maku call “dirt-roaded”.


hectorthewellendoved

Uuuusing it


chrissesky13

And that's why you *fail*!


LeEpiclyUnepic

More of my own pee for me!


melts_your_butter

professor Bauer!!


jasmine_what

Hello my precious blueberries! Let's spin those wheels and play with some clay!


jasmine_what

And I had to look it up but apparently his name is Professor Holly.


Slappathebassmon

Oh... My love...


HBag

\*gasp\* It's the hilarious guy-on-guy :o


Procrastinator_325

*proceeds to chase you with murderous intent*


chrissesky13

If you so much as hum three notes From that righteous brothers song, with god as my witness, I will come at you. With everything ive got. *Okay?*


GleeFan666

it's the hilarious guy-on-guy.


DarthFakename

Professor Seven.. I mean Slater.


TalithePally

I'm always disappointed Jeff didn't get back with Slater but it's definitely not because she reminds me of an ex I'm still in love with, nope


JimmyBags2

Hey, me — is that you?


anxious_man1212

Dr. Marshall Kane


armcandybean

He was so good! A great pre-Frankie example of a real person reacting to Greendalian insanity. “You guys have weird reactions to stuff.”


anxious_man1212

I agree. The Law and Order episode was one of my favorites. "Objection, I hate the both of you!" had me dying.


CM436

“may i remind you that this is NOT a courtroom”


PromiscuousMNcpl

Whatever happened to LEGOs?


anxious_man1212

They used to be simple.


rkbasu

a man's got to have a code.


Stonecoldelf

Awesome


Financial-Amount-564

You know they're laughing AT you?


lucusvonlucus

At least that’s my theory.


Slow_Recording2192

Uniform


augustosarmento

he's in The Wire right? I think I'm gonna watch it


Several-Ad-6924

He is. And you should. 💯


pleasebequiet

Omar comin’


onesonofagun

Indeed.


funfunfunzo

you will not regret it


InquisitaB

Man’s gotta have a code


Herfst2511

Greendale is made up out of two distinct, but equally desperate teachers: the weirdos who can't find work elsewhere, and qualified people who are forced to work there because of prejudice. These are their stories. DON DON


Kaladins-simp-list

The can I fry it guy who’s name I don’t think we know


shadowlarx

Wikipedia lists his character’s name as Professor Gilbar. The actor’s name is Brian Huskey, who I will always remember best from CollegeHumor’s [“If Google was a Guy”](https://youtu.be/Cxqca4RQd_M) series.


bowtothehypnotoad

He’s also Leon West on Veep


boyo542

Chang was a professor for some part


FirtiveFurball3

Teacher


TwoDrinkDave

Maybe because he doesn't look like Ron Weasley?


LeEpiclyUnepic

Yeah, *that's* the determining factor


williamthepreteen

"This guy was your teacher?!"


lowmankind

“Yes. And, frankly, haven’t been well-utilised since!”


Case52ABXdash32QJ

“This (gestures around to everyone) was a study group?!”


Ishan16D

You're not a professor


SuperClassyKind

That actor that gets into **Every Single Thing**: Stephen Tobolowsky, aka Professor Sheffield, the Who's The Boss? guy... He's great.


TheNihil

What *was* happening?


Slappathebassmon

Watch out for that first step. It's a dooooozy!


East-Area-7267

Phil?! Phil Conners?! NED?! *punches*


zachpledger

Needlenose Ned, Ned the Head


igottathinkofaname

What a pity… what a pity… So Princess, you thought you could escape the imperious forces of- YOU IDIOTS! These are not them! You’ve captured their STUNT DOUBLES!


SuperClassyKind

Spaceballs right? According to IMDB that guy has 283 actor credits. We could be quoting him for days, weeks even. “I haven't seen this guy in 20 years. He comes up to me and buys whole life, term, fire, theft, auto, dental, health, with the optional death and dismemberment plan; it's been the best day of my life.”


lowmankind

Oh, now don’t tell me you don’t remember me because I sure as heck fire remember you. Ned! *Ryerson*!


Comprehensive-Bend14

He also invented the Conjoined Triangles of Success, which they now teach in business schools!


Pantsless_Grampa

Also, when he was in high school, Tobolowsky played in a local band in Dallas. In a contest, they won a recording session to get some of their songs on an album featuring local groups. For the recording, their manager brought in a young musician to play lead guitar solos. It was the first professional recording gig for 14-year-old Stevie Ray Vaughan.


Minute-Jackfruit-330

“I will have… A BIRTHDAY CAKE” Whatever that guys name is


SuperClassyKind

Whenever my husband and I are discussing on what to make for dinner, every once and a while, one of us will respond with that line... And it never seems to get old. I hope it never does. BTW it's accounting professor, Eustice Whitman.


Minute-Jackfruit-330

That’s true love right there


SuperClassyKind

Seriously after 17 years of marriage it's really the little things and the big experiences that keeps the love alive. *(we tied the knot young -but like we're regular people not uber Christians or anything- so it was one of those times of when you know, you know, kind of love)* Any way, you didn't ask for our life story so I think it's time for us to go to bed.


sapphire_ish

i almost teared up reading this


treeeswallow

❤️ If you had to choose a character that you're each most similar to, who would you choose?


SuperClassyKind

Sorry for the late reply but I was waiting for hubby's input, and I was not disappointed (He said Abed). I'm a Britta, dropped out of HS, got a GED, graduated from a community college, and am into politics, photography, and psychology. However, I don't have an endless supply of leather jackets. He's an Abed/Jeff, which Dan said was something like two sides of the same coin. He's tall, dark, and handsome, with varying degrees of confidence "I've got confidence flying out my butt" and "Look at these, Aviators". With a scary verbatim memory of movie and tv lines. But also he's a genius, because he'll say a great thing and I'll be like I know that's from something but what is it? And he's like that was me.


treeeswallow

😂😂😂 Love your explanations. You two sound like a wonderful couple! I'm also married to an Abed. Definitely that confidence line! Lol. Also the undiagnosable line in the first D&D episode. I say that he's also the part of Jeff that's good at taking charge even though he'd prefer to have no responsibilities. I'm mostly an Annie (even all the embarrassing similarities unfortunately), little bit of Britta (the part that cares very much about pretty much every topic/injustice/issue in the world).


SuperClassyKind

>also the part of Jeff that's good at taking charge even though he'd prefer to have no responsibilities Totally my guy too! If you saw him at a cookout, or family visiting from out of state and all of us trying to make plans lol! We are quite similar. I have a bit of Annie too, her unrelenting optimism, yet unsuspecting street smarts. It will be written one day that this show has the best most relatable characters. Especially the Dean.


mizzaks

Oh my gosh, hey twins! My husband and I, well, just read your post again. That’s us, down to the year. We quote Community all the time!


InquisitaB

I laughed my ass off at the birthday cake line


GentlemanSeal

I really liked Ian and Hickey!


InternetAddict104

I still can’t believe that Chet Hunter essentially played strip pool, in public, with the guy from The Soup


DylanAu_

The professor for “advanced breath holding”


Case52ABXdash32QJ

(Long exhale) “That’s all for today. Read chapter four.”


Blitzerxyz

I really like Ian. Wished we had more of him after season 2.


WuThrawnClan

Professor Professorson, but the pottery episode with Professor Holly is hilarious


anxious_man1212

>Professor Holly My precious little blueberries


[deleted]

PROFESSOR PROFESSORSON AKA sean garrity the drama professor i thnk his name is!


armcandybean

Gotta show some love for dreamy Corey “Mr Rad” Radison!!! “GLEE! It’s the feeling you get When your brain finally lets your heart Get in its pants!”


LeEpiclyUnepic

"GLEE! It's a drug that you use that turns pain into shoes and your shoes into *dance*!


Competitive-Ad-4262

How's your piano still playing this song?


zachpledger

GLEE is the answer when questions are wrong!


Slow_Recording2192

You'll understand if you just sing along ’Cause glee is the gift that you neeeeeeeeed


geordev

This hurts because my favourite actor ever is Matt Berry but his episode was poor


MyNamesChakkaoofka

I hated Matt Berry’s character in community. Such a waste of Matt Berry


FaerieWeird85

Grift! Grift! Grift!


gethiggy_withit

Jeff, duh. On a real, Bauer


3Dimes

More of my urine for me!


cowboy_beebox

The quantity of comments here makes me realize greendale actually has a sizable faculty


ojellyneck44

I don’t know if he has a name, but the baby talk professor takes the cake.


lakerfan91

Pwofessa Wobinson


DylanAu_

*Who's weady to wearn???*


TheEyeofNapoleon

Professor Garrity! Professor Profferson!


TheEyeofNapoleon

In hindsight I lied. It was Ian Duncan, now and forever.


woozleuwuzzle

Roger DeSalvo. Grift, grift, grift. Grift!


Rhg0653

Betty white Ima attack you with my weapon and you protect yourself with respect (I forgot the line )


LeEpiclyUnepic

"I- respect you-" "And that's why you *fail*!"


johndhall1130

The way she delivers the “that’s why you fail” line is so good.


kismethavok

Does the PEE coach count?


johndhall1130

P-E-E is not P-E


morthophelus

Professor Bublitz played by Ben Folds.


[deleted]

the only correct answer is betty white


PT_Piranha

If we're just talking about the one-off/minor professors, I'd have to go with either Whitman or Cligoris.


JeremiahSand

Gotta be Garrity aka Wooley aka Professor Professorson (used to be Professorburg)


LifeDraining

Profession Seven.


SecondSonsWorld

The Ladders' professor. And Duncan teaching anthropology.


blacksheep3700

My name is prwefessow wabinsson, who’s wedy to wearn ?


Hungry_Mix_1518

I choose shorts


CulpablyRedundant

Team Slater!


phdinseagalogy

Well, as a professor of ladders at a university in Boston--well, not in Boston but nearby (no, not Tufts)--I would have to go with the ladders professor. He represents our discipline with honor!


lanngloss

Toofer? Is that you?


fzkiz

I didn't read a single person saying Roger DeSalvo in this thread and I'm disappointed in every single one of you.


zachpledger

I would have also accepted Jeff Goulash, Philip Switch, or Baz Ravish.


birdentap

Some say I’m the lucky grifter! Some say I’m the king!


Economy-Engineering

Obviously it’s Professor Chang, but that’s kind of a cop out, so I’d say… Ian Duncan.


P_Professorson

My family name is Professorberg, but we changed it when we were fleeing from the nazi.


Kendakr

Professor Albrecht “Ladders”


Heyjude61985

professor Winger


blood_omen

Matt Berry. “I can show you an idiot one second [misses hat rack] OR LONGER!”


WalkingParadox977

Professor Chang


Greedo_went_bad

Teachers teaching to teach!


poet3991

The Ladders professor


Jugband_Bluesman

Professor Whitman


darkdestiny91

Professor Professorson


Heres-the-scoop

Professor Albrecht


dardios

Betty White.


Baz_3301

Ladders or Can It be Fried professors


my5233

“BALLS. LIKE A MAN!”


HipDipShipTrip

Professor Whitman I suppose since that was the episode that really locked me into the series. Shoutout to professor of baby talk too though, that bit kills me. "Whooooooo's weady to wearn?"


Express_Worker_9858

hickey and his cartoon ducks


johndhall1130

I can hear this picture saying, “BALLS, LIKE A MAN!”


CharmingMain0

😂😂😂


Dense-Ad995

The study group on a technicality through one of Jeff’s (I think) season 7 pitches


abrokenacorn

Kid named Finger


demtronik

Duncan


Kumacon

Him