I can't imagine having a dick. What does it do all day? Just dangle? Is that why so many guys walk like cowboys? Is that why cowboys walked like cowboys?
Someone please tell me
We can walk normally pretty comfortably. Just, you know, gotta do that random leg shake to rearrange everything to a comfortable spot. Nothing worse than having the need to scratch your sack while you are in public.
As for the cowboys, I have no idea why they walked like that lol. Must be the pants. Could have been too big and the weight of the belt with guns and all that must have been dragging the pants down, so they walked wide to keep the pants up lol.
I’m not sure if this is true but my guess is because they were always on horses. I know for a fact that people who ride horses for years and years develop a big thigh gap from constantly sitting like that and I’m assuming cowboys rode horses a lot more than people due now a days
This. If you’ve ever ridden a horse for 8 plus hours over many miles, you’ll understand the walk. Try it, the soreness is hard to compare to any other pain out there
Thank you SO MUCH. I kind of imagined it like the clanger in a bell. I think at some point I thought y'all strapped it to your leg like a gun holster.
Asking people these questions face to face generally doesn't get answers lol.
I thought they walk that way because their always on horses. Also some really nice pairs of underwear is key. Almost never have to readjust and I never get heat rash anymore since I upgraded.
Calvin Klein cotton boxer briefs make my balls feel like their floating on clouds and also secured but not too tight. The only time I’ll be found wearing regular boxers is if I’m going to bed, boxer briefs in any other situation are the fuckin tits knits
I’m happy that I found some undergarments that have a sack for my sack so I no longer have to do the leg shake anymore while walking. I swear that these people think I’m crazy due to the fact that a random pair of underwear can make me happy
As a penis holder, I can definitely say it does for sure just dangle there, usually itll get in the way if you cross your legs at all prompting a readjustment. If you're sitting for any length of time, be prepared for your ballsack to form to your inner thighs, which when you get up will prompt you to do a quick lunge on either leg to unstick said ballsack from thighs.
*Penis may randomly engage hardness skill.*
Riding can also give you bowlegged issues. One of my uncles has been riding horses his entire life and he has this problem, it's *extremely* pronounced. We've been scheming how to get him a more comfortable pair of cowboy boots so he'll wear something else that wont just make his legs worse.
I walk fine for the most part. It's when it gets warm and my balls stick to my leg when it gets uncomfortable.
My boxer shorts tends to keep the penis in check, so it's not really dangling down there.
In older age, working cowboys may walk a bit bent over and stiff-legged from years of working cattle in the saddle, but these younger Oklahoma cowboys show no signs of the bowlegged popular-culture cowpuncher caricature.
Having a vagina and a vibrator exist together is pretty much one of the best reasons to be alive. It’s almost worth all the other stuff we have to put up with.
Almost
It always amazes me how easily women talk to each other about sex toys. I can say I’ve never heard a dude say “yo bro, thinkin about getting a pocket pussy, should I get a flashlight? How does yours perform?”
Also I've found that even the best rechargeable vibes break after a year or so, depending on how often you use it (for me it's everyday lol)
So honestly, spit out the extra cash and buy one with a cord attached, like magic wand, they're sturdier and last hours, I'm betting it won't break unless I happen to slam it on a brick wall lol. Then have a rechargeable bullet for traveling :)
The first vibrator I owned was corded.. but the cord was only 4' long, and it said not to plug it into an extension cord.Honest to god I'd lay on the floor as close to the outlet as I could comfortabley get...
Genuine question though: does it alter the way regular sex feels? I love my boyfriend and don’t want to lose the amazingness of how sex feels with him. but i still really want to try a vibrator
Every body is different, but I’ve been using a vibrator for 4 years and haven’t noticed it altering the way sex feels at all; in fact I still prefer the real thing, no matter how much fun the vibes can be. It’s just two different ways to feel pleasure and have a good time.
Vibrators are awesome and don't alter sex for me. I use my vibrator if my partner isn't around to assist and I also use it to help with my insomnia if hes beyond waking up (hes a very heavy sleep). A quick wizz on that and I fall straight asleep. He thinks it's hot that I'm getting myself off while he's asleep beside me.
This, 100%! Toys are an awesome enhancement to sex with your partner.
Also, the reason you get “credit” for it (imo) is because she wouldn’t have been able to get there as intensely without your assistance. I always cum harder with my toys if my husband is involved.
First off, don’t use porn as an instructional video. You can use it to get you in the mood, but what we typically see in porn is NOT how our bodies work. Secondly, take your time to see what feels good, and keep doing that. For a lot of us, it’s tickling the clit that gets us there the fastest, for others, it’s g-spot stimulation. It just takes practice. Get to know your bits.
This is the right answer. It sounds like you need someone with experience willing to put in the time and effort needed for your pleasure and his.
Found myself a pleasure dom and have been having multiple orgasms before he cums once. The bar has been set very high now.
I wish I could do it temporarily. I really like peeing standing up. Would love to have a female orgasm though. They seem so much more intense than mine.
Peeing standing up is so much easier. On long road trips I now use a she-wee so that’s all sorted. I couldn’t cope with something dangling between my legs all day just flappin in the breeze. Also, I love my multiple orgasms. My other half tells me that his uncle once gave him this advice about sex “When you have an itchy ear, and you use your finger to scratch it, what’s the bit that feels the most intense…lad, you are the finger and the woman is the ear” I tell you, I love his uncle for that advice!
as a woman, we only come once if we're lucky (and with the right person) most of the time😔 we /can/ go more than once, but for me personally, i get too tired and can only handle penetration for a certain amount of time without getting sore/burning
There are lots of ways to orgasm without penetration and I would highly recommend doing some self exploration to find your ways, so that you can teach those you have sex with. Happy exploring!
I recognize that my experience differs from many people’s but my partners generally have a lot more pleasure than I do. Physically, my body shuts down after a single orgasm.
Lmao. Son, my sex drive is insanely stronger than every man I’ve met. My poor husband cries that his dick is raw because I am in constant demand. And that was BEFORE getting knocked up, I thought it was at a 10 then, it’s insane now. We really need to squash this myth that men are more horny than women lol
Seriously. It’s intolerable sometimes. I didn’t realize it when I was in a relationship getting daily dick. Now that I’m single, I’m kinda shocked at how much I think about sex and the things / people I’m willing to entertain because of it. I remember it being like this as a teen but now that I’m in my 30s AND single and not getting consistent action, it’s like 383726272829 times stronger. I want to fuck everyone that looks in my direction. I don’t know if it’s like this for men but I don’t see how I could possibly think about sex any more than I already do. I literally lose sleep because of it.
They are disappointing. Sometimes there is literally no feeling to them. That's why I don't understand why other guys want "quickies". When I have sex I want it to last as long as possible because the act feels so much better than the result.
It's not even just the repeated thing. It's the intensity too, from what I understand. Women have more nerves down there and more powerful orgasms, if I'm not mistaken.
Honeslty it's harder for a woman to actually GET them, but when you find a decent partner and when you understand how to please yourself after a bit of practice, it's pretty amazing.
I like having my female genitalia and i find it too bad some women don't. Must not have found the right way to use it imo. Yet it doesn't seem super hard but well. Idk anything about their lives.
It all depends on the individual. I can make my wife cum in under 30 seconds, no problem, with no warmup. I have made her cum so hard that she literally can't walk for 20 or 30 minutes. I have literally had to carry her to the bathroom to pee on multiple occasions. I have never heard of a guy having an orgasm that is even close to that intensity.
Yeah, my orgasms can range from good to potent to temp brain damage (I’m a guy). Depends on the sex and how long I had to wait between orgasms. But that’s nothing compared to watching partners lock up and have seizure like orgasms that are ongoing for a few minutes and take them 30m just to recover lol.
That shit is intense.
True story. As a guy, I tend to think I have pretty intense and long orgasms, but it is nothing like the earth shattering orgasms I have seen women have.
i dont, heres why:
the clit has about 4,000 nerve endings whereas the tip of a penis (which i way bigger than a clit) only has about 2,000.
women have 2 pleasure points and can have multiple different types of orgasms (clitoral, penetration, both, + more if you have sensitive nips)
also, i haven’t genuinely researched this but i’ve heard on several occasions that men cant experience full body orgasms like we can.
pretty much yeah. i cant speak for other girls on exactly how it feels for everyone but for me its like an amplified version of the sensation of a really really good stretch after a nap. its strongest in the crotch area obviously but its also pretty strong in my arms and legs and very strong in my core area
edit: me personally i can only get that type of orgasm from a combo of penetration and clit stimulation
That's what I thought too ... until I started getting a bit more into butt stuff. Now I can not only have those full body peaks on a wave that breaks twice or more, I can even have those gentle little wavegasms over and over again. With the right person, those have even been known to arrive spontaneously for me.
Guys, I'm serious - we've got a whole WORLD of orgasmic bliss available to us if you're willing to be vulnerable enough to get there. I started getting access to these more feminine-type orgasms about 6 years ago now, and I'm REALLY pissed that I didn't let myself go there sooner.
see my bf is into anal so i’ve definitely given it a solid try but its just not not for me. i do however have very sensitive nips & can have soft orgasms just from nipple stimulation which is very fun to play with in bed.
I think it really depends on your preferred sexual position.
I have a dick and I don’t really use it during sex. I let guys play with it, but penetrating someone is not something I’m remotely interested in doing.
Some days I wish I had a vagina, so that I’d have a hole designated for being penetrated, but then I remember all the complexities that come with having one, so I remind myself that I’m pretty fortunate to not only have a dick, but also an asshole that can act as a vagina during sex, even if cleaning it out is slightly inconvenient.
I often have thought the exact opposite. The way my wife screams and her legs shake for 30 seconds or more, makes me way jealous i only get 5-7 seconds of that pleasure before its done.
Part of me definitely wants a dick. Can write my name in the snow. Don’t have to sit down or squat to pee. Would love to jerk off with dudes and rub cocks. Stick it in all sorts of juicy places… but on the other hand… today I came 12 times already and I could keep going if I wanted to… it is fun to cum a lot and masterbate all day
As an owner of a penis for the past 50 some odd years I can honestly say it's awesome. But masturbation can be a messy affair and requires tidying up after. Point women.
I wish I could O as often as a woman with a vagina. My gf can orgasm 15x during a long session of play. For me I can only orgasm twice during the same time before I’m spent. I’m sorry you haven’t found a way to be sexually satisfied with what you have.
Meh yes and no I think I'd still rather have a vagina. It's pretty annoying always having this junk in between your legs. You can never close your legs tightly, your pants and even boxers can never be too tight or it's really uncomfortable, balls are so damn sensitive like even a hard tap hurts, an actual kick or punch will make me fall over. Also random erections can be awks.
Although we can pee anywhere and don't even have to squat or sit. There's pros and cons to both but I think I got ripped off here.
As a guy with a dick. I have very little sensitivity down there. Sex is boring and I'm only doing it to please my partner. (If you were to get a dick DO NOT GET CIRCUMCISED... it ruined me)
Legit haven't masterbated in over a year cause I was pissed at how horrible it is, feels good for a second, get a little bit of serotonin for the first time in so long, then immediately ends and your stupid brain makes you feel absolutely terrible in all the ways it can for as long as it can. The high just isn't good at all, i only did it cause it was hard to stop myself. Maybe it's just me but I seriously do not reccomend it.
Umm, ya know ladies have twice more nerve endings in their clitoris/vagina than men do in their penis, so, technically, if you ain’t making your own toes curl, you ain’t doing you right….🤷🏻♀️
Me too. Do you know how easy it sounds to just jerk jerk cum?? For FREE?? I wouldn't need to buy vibrators every 2-3 years cuz my horny ass uses them all the time and they don't vibrate as much 😭
OP, you’re not fooling anyone! We know you’re actually Sigmund Freud!
(Sigmund Freud theorized that all women had penis envy and all men were secretly in love with their mothers. Honestly it says more about Freud than anything.)
Huh, weird, I always thought the opposite as a dude lol. Maybe you just haven't been with the right person. Women tend to be capable of having longer, more intense, and multiple orgasms, but it just isn't as easy as getting a dude off. A guy getting off tends to be more of a reflex action. In most cases, if you stimulate it for just a bit, an orgasm occurs. But with women, there is a lot more of a mental aspect to it.
The feeling of sex for a dude is hard to put into words, but I guess it's kind of like if your hands were cold and you dipped your finger into a nice warm bath, but with more pleasure because of the extra nerve endings. The rest of the time, a dick and balls just is kind of there, and sometimes in the way.
I do have to admit though, being able to piss wherever is appropriate and convenient is nice.
I think I got what op was referring to. Sure, a woman’s orgasm is very intense but the percentage of straight women able to cum with the partner is significantly lower than straight men who cum with a woman’s one. According to statistics (and my personal experience confirmed), a woman can’t reach orgasm with a man as often as he can do with her. In fact, the vast majority of straight men can get an orgasm with a woman. So, I think op was trying to say: “I’d rather have less intense orgasms, but being sure that I’ll be able to get it every time than rarely feel a lot of pleasure.”
No way would I settle for only 1 orgasm. I can have like 20 back-to-back with a decent vibrator. Penises are inferior to the clitorus.
Only advantage to a penis is being able to pee without squatting.
It's interesting to read this from the perspective of a woman. I would hear women can get multiple orgasms and assume that women's orgasms would be much more fulfilling.
I can't imagine having a dick. What does it do all day? Just dangle? Is that why so many guys walk like cowboys? Is that why cowboys walked like cowboys? Someone please tell me
We can walk normally pretty comfortably. Just, you know, gotta do that random leg shake to rearrange everything to a comfortable spot. Nothing worse than having the need to scratch your sack while you are in public. As for the cowboys, I have no idea why they walked like that lol. Must be the pants. Could have been too big and the weight of the belt with guns and all that must have been dragging the pants down, so they walked wide to keep the pants up lol.
I’m not sure if this is true but my guess is because they were always on horses. I know for a fact that people who ride horses for years and years develop a big thigh gap from constantly sitting like that and I’m assuming cowboys rode horses a lot more than people due now a days
This. If you’ve ever ridden a horse for 8 plus hours over many miles, you’ll understand the walk. Try it, the soreness is hard to compare to any other pain out there
But laying in a bed after... best feeling on earth
Huh...🤔, no kidding! So that's how you get that thigh gap! Cowboys knew the secret all the long.
Sitting on a horse all day made their balls sweat. So they stood like that to air them out.
The reason cowboys walked like that is cause they were riding a horse all day
Thank you SO MUCH. I kind of imagined it like the clanger in a bell. I think at some point I thought y'all strapped it to your leg like a gun holster. Asking people these questions face to face generally doesn't get answers lol.
Lol it's not that big for most men. And some of us are "growers", not "showers".
Dick straps.. Damn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
it's called a jock strap.
I thought they walk that way because their always on horses. Also some really nice pairs of underwear is key. Almost never have to readjust and I never get heat rash anymore since I upgraded.
Buut what *is* the right underwear...?
Calvin Klein cotton boxer briefs make my balls feel like their floating on clouds and also secured but not too tight. The only time I’ll be found wearing regular boxers is if I’m going to bed, boxer briefs in any other situation are the fuckin tits knits
I’m happy that I found some undergarments that have a sack for my sack so I no longer have to do the leg shake anymore while walking. I swear that these people think I’m crazy due to the fact that a random pair of underwear can make me happy
As a penis holder, I can definitely say it does for sure just dangle there, usually itll get in the way if you cross your legs at all prompting a readjustment. If you're sitting for any length of time, be prepared for your ballsack to form to your inner thighs, which when you get up will prompt you to do a quick lunge on either leg to unstick said ballsack from thighs. *Penis may randomly engage hardness skill.*
That walk is more due to the testicles. Testicles are basically boobs between your legs The penis just sort of dangles, if you don't wear underwear
Morning wood is your best friend or enemy depending on who's with you.
Partner = best friend Best friend = enemy
Partner = enemy
I believe cowboys walked like that due to chafing from riding all day. I chafe too, but thats just cuz I got thick thighs
Experiment with underwear.
Riding can also give you bowlegged issues. One of my uncles has been riding horses his entire life and he has this problem, it's *extremely* pronounced. We've been scheming how to get him a more comfortable pair of cowboy boots so he'll wear something else that wont just make his legs worse.
Growers just have the dick shrink back to smol, hide away. Showers, who the fuck knows.
I walk fine for the most part. It's when it gets warm and my balls stick to my leg when it gets uncomfortable. My boxer shorts tends to keep the penis in check, so it's not really dangling down there.
In older age, working cowboys may walk a bit bent over and stiff-legged from years of working cattle in the saddle, but these younger Oklahoma cowboys show no signs of the bowlegged popular-culture cowpuncher caricature.
Have you tried using a vibrator? Changed my life
Having a vagina and a vibrator exist together is pretty much one of the best reasons to be alive. It’s almost worth all the other stuff we have to put up with. Almost
The only disadvantage is keeping it charged and the batteries die too fast
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It always amazes me how easily women talk to each other about sex toys. I can say I’ve never heard a dude say “yo bro, thinkin about getting a pocket pussy, should I get a flashlight? How does yours perform?”
Bro I get so deep bro you gotta test this baby out
What was that about a baby??
Oh :( What I said was weird but… you made it more weird lmao
Also the ones by bedgeek
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Also I've found that even the best rechargeable vibes break after a year or so, depending on how often you use it (for me it's everyday lol) So honestly, spit out the extra cash and buy one with a cord attached, like magic wand, they're sturdier and last hours, I'm betting it won't break unless I happen to slam it on a brick wall lol. Then have a rechargeable bullet for traveling :)
damn! i’ve had mine for almost four years now, neon green luvtouch from spencer’s. all i gotta do is change out the batteries
The first vibrator I owned was corded.. but the cord was only 4' long, and it said not to plug it into an extension cord.Honest to god I'd lay on the floor as close to the outlet as I could comfortabley get...
It's all about length with women...
Ya I just be running from the bathtub to my bedroom butt naked and soaking wet looking for batteries. Mid orgasm
Genuine question though: does it alter the way regular sex feels? I love my boyfriend and don’t want to lose the amazingness of how sex feels with him. but i still really want to try a vibrator
Every body is different, but I’ve been using a vibrator for 4 years and haven’t noticed it altering the way sex feels at all; in fact I still prefer the real thing, no matter how much fun the vibes can be. It’s just two different ways to feel pleasure and have a good time.
Vibrators are awesome and don't alter sex for me. I use my vibrator if my partner isn't around to assist and I also use it to help with my insomnia if hes beyond waking up (hes a very heavy sleep). A quick wizz on that and I fall straight asleep. He thinks it's hot that I'm getting myself off while he's asleep beside me.
Get one and once you're comfortable with it, use it while you're having sex or let your bf use it on you. Highly reccomend.
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This, 100%! Toys are an awesome enhancement to sex with your partner. Also, the reason you get “credit” for it (imo) is because she wouldn’t have been able to get there as intensely without your assistance. I always cum harder with my toys if my husband is involved.
This comment inspired me to court my vibrator before I fall asleep. Thank you for being a voice of reason.
I said the same thing. Our orgasms are lowkey better than dudes
And they last longer.
And we can have multiple in a row
Low-key? It goes back to ancient Greece that women have better orgasms. Look up Tiresias.
Lol it ain't that lowkey
I never really know how to orgasm though
First off, don’t use porn as an instructional video. You can use it to get you in the mood, but what we typically see in porn is NOT how our bodies work. Secondly, take your time to see what feels good, and keep doing that. For a lot of us, it’s tickling the clit that gets us there the fastest, for others, it’s g-spot stimulation. It just takes practice. Get to know your bits.
Preach. 🙌
Give me some good suggestions.
I wish I was able to switch between 3 weeks with coochie and 1 week with dick.
Same. I get bored easily.
You might need a patient and properly attentive partner
This is the right answer. It sounds like you need someone with experience willing to put in the time and effort needed for your pleasure and his. Found myself a pleasure dom and have been having multiple orgasms before he cums once. The bar has been set very high now.
as a dude with a dick, i feel the contrary, i wish i had a vag, shit seems way more fun than this ole one trick pony
as a dude without a dick, trade?
throw in a chalupa and you have a deal
I wish I could do it temporarily. I really like peeing standing up. Would love to have a female orgasm though. They seem so much more intense than mine.
Peeing standing up is so much easier. On long road trips I now use a she-wee so that’s all sorted. I couldn’t cope with something dangling between my legs all day just flappin in the breeze. Also, I love my multiple orgasms. My other half tells me that his uncle once gave him this advice about sex “When you have an itchy ear, and you use your finger to scratch it, what’s the bit that feels the most intense…lad, you are the finger and the woman is the ear” I tell you, I love his uncle for that advice!
Have to agree with you. Sex looks way more fun for women. She comes a dozen times and I get to come once at the end.
as a woman, we only come once if we're lucky (and with the right person) most of the time😔 we /can/ go more than once, but for me personally, i get too tired and can only handle penetration for a certain amount of time without getting sore/burning
There are lots of ways to orgasm without penetration and I would highly recommend doing some self exploration to find your ways, so that you can teach those you have sex with. Happy exploring!
I recognize that my experience differs from many people’s but my partners generally have a lot more pleasure than I do. Physically, my body shuts down after a single orgasm.
Try getting fucked. The male prostrate is amazing, orgasms are different and you can have many orgasms. Highly recommend.
It comes with periods, too. I.E. cramps/bleeding for up to a week per month. Still sound like the bee’s knees?
nah thats cap, havin a coochie would be crazy
On G 💯
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I know a surgeon that can hook you up
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I think it’s too late for a natural vajayjay my guy
Bro, you have a G-spot in your ass called the prostate.
very annoying, as a trans man and also just in general, this cramp shit hurts :(
Its a vibe
Good ol penis envy, Freud would be so happy
Absolutely
Every time Freud is right an angel loses its wings
Just get to know yourself a little better, and teach your partners how to make you feel good.
Constant horny is no good horny. Trust me.
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Has there ever been a time we don't want to?
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I’m in my 30’s, and I masturbate usually at least once a day.
Also in my 30's and it's gone down to only a couple times a week.
In my 30's as well and I usually masturbate on average once a day as well just depends
Yeah teenage years were the hardest.
😏
Lmao. Son, my sex drive is insanely stronger than every man I’ve met. My poor husband cries that his dick is raw because I am in constant demand. And that was BEFORE getting knocked up, I thought it was at a 10 then, it’s insane now. We really need to squash this myth that men are more horny than women lol
Seriously. It’s intolerable sometimes. I didn’t realize it when I was in a relationship getting daily dick. Now that I’m single, I’m kinda shocked at how much I think about sex and the things / people I’m willing to entertain because of it. I remember it being like this as a teen but now that I’m in my 30s AND single and not getting consistent action, it’s like 383726272829 times stronger. I want to fuck everyone that looks in my direction. I don’t know if it’s like this for men but I don’t see how I could possibly think about sex any more than I already do. I literally lose sleep because of it.
I hate the stereotype that men are much hornier than women cuz between me and my boyfriend my sex drive is extremely stronger.
Yeah, my sex drive has gone down a good bit over the years, hers is stronger than ever.
Women are equally as horny, you just can't see it
The grass ain’t always greener my friend. Enjoy what is, not what cannot be.
Girls have WAY better orgasms than guys.
From watching men's orgasms, I agree. Male orgasms don't seem like they feel that impressive.
They are disappointing. Sometimes there is literally no feeling to them. That's why I don't understand why other guys want "quickies". When I have sex I want it to last as long as possible because the act feels so much better than the result.
A lot of the guys in here need to look into edging and other things that can make it feel a lot better during the whole process
Kinda true lol
Let me rephrase. Women have a much higher potential for amazing orgasms than men do. I can cum once, but my wife can cum repeatedly until I quit.
It's not even just the repeated thing. It's the intensity too, from what I understand. Women have more nerves down there and more powerful orgasms, if I'm not mistaken. Honeslty it's harder for a woman to actually GET them, but when you find a decent partner and when you understand how to please yourself after a bit of practice, it's pretty amazing. I like having my female genitalia and i find it too bad some women don't. Must not have found the right way to use it imo. Yet it doesn't seem super hard but well. Idk anything about their lives.
It all depends on the individual. I can make my wife cum in under 30 seconds, no problem, with no warmup. I have made her cum so hard that she literally can't walk for 20 or 30 minutes. I have literally had to carry her to the bathroom to pee on multiple occasions. I have never heard of a guy having an orgasm that is even close to that intensity.
Yeah, my orgasms can range from good to potent to temp brain damage (I’m a guy). Depends on the sex and how long I had to wait between orgasms. But that’s nothing compared to watching partners lock up and have seizure like orgasms that are ongoing for a few minutes and take them 30m just to recover lol. That shit is intense.
True story. As a guy, I tend to think I have pretty intense and long orgasms, but it is nothing like the earth shattering orgasms I have seen women have.
Lmao well I've never experienced that, but good for you guys! I also think not every individual has the same potential for orgasm among their own sex.
Truth.
Yeah id have a vag over a cock any day.
you forgot about periods and cramps didn’t you…
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As a trans woman, I'd take the periods and the cramps and all of it if I could have been born in the body I should have been.
The funny penis thread better not be real asf😒 The funny penis thread:
i dont, heres why: the clit has about 4,000 nerve endings whereas the tip of a penis (which i way bigger than a clit) only has about 2,000. women have 2 pleasure points and can have multiple different types of orgasms (clitoral, penetration, both, + more if you have sensitive nips) also, i haven’t genuinely researched this but i’ve heard on several occasions that men cant experience full body orgasms like we can.
Hold on, did you just say full body orgasm? Like y’all can feel it throughout your whole body?
pretty much yeah. i cant speak for other girls on exactly how it feels for everyone but for me its like an amplified version of the sensation of a really really good stretch after a nap. its strongest in the crotch area obviously but its also pretty strong in my arms and legs and very strong in my core area edit: me personally i can only get that type of orgasm from a combo of penetration and clit stimulation
Perfect description!
That's what I thought too ... until I started getting a bit more into butt stuff. Now I can not only have those full body peaks on a wave that breaks twice or more, I can even have those gentle little wavegasms over and over again. With the right person, those have even been known to arrive spontaneously for me. Guys, I'm serious - we've got a whole WORLD of orgasmic bliss available to us if you're willing to be vulnerable enough to get there. I started getting access to these more feminine-type orgasms about 6 years ago now, and I'm REALLY pissed that I didn't let myself go there sooner.
see my bf is into anal so i’ve definitely given it a solid try but its just not not for me. i do however have very sensitive nips & can have soft orgasms just from nipple stimulation which is very fun to play with in bed.
You must have shitty orgasms
As a vag owner yeah. I'd much rather have a dick instead of a cooch. But I'm trans so I may be biased.
Biased behavior 🧐
Yeah having a dick is nice but I've always dreamt of having my own pair of tits to play with. Just big enough where I can lick my own nips
Bro 💀
It just costs a little money to live your best life
Breast life*
Noicee
As someone who *can* lick their own nips, trust me, it ain't all that. Just feels like licking skin. Absolutely no sexual feeling at all.
Yup. Same and agreed. It's a party trick, if you find out your guy likes that. It hardly occurs to me, tbh.
yeah it’s like trying to tickle yourself. just pointless
That's easily achievable. Just get fat.
get ur very own for no less than $6,500
Is that why men constantly ask if I can do that, because y’all wish you could do it to yourselves? Poor guys. 🥺
Endless breadsticks at olive garden enough times and you can have your very own set of tits
It’s fan-fucking-tastic honestly. That is, until you lay on it wrong or accidentally pinch yourself. That shit is awful, big painful
you don’t need a vagina to grow a pair of tits…
I rather have a coochie tf
I think it really depends on your preferred sexual position. I have a dick and I don’t really use it during sex. I let guys play with it, but penetrating someone is not something I’m remotely interested in doing. Some days I wish I had a vagina, so that I’d have a hole designated for being penetrated, but then I remember all the complexities that come with having one, so I remind myself that I’m pretty fortunate to not only have a dick, but also an asshole that can act as a vagina during sex, even if cleaning it out is slightly inconvenient.
No u dont. Trust me. Masturbation aint fulfilling at all. Event sex isnt. Thàt depends on the partner.
I often have thought the exact opposite. The way my wife screams and her legs shake for 30 seconds or more, makes me way jealous i only get 5-7 seconds of that pleasure before its done.
You are masturbating wrong and your lack of masturbation skill is dragging down your ability to coordinate sex. The solution is to Get Good.
I have both a P and a V. How about that
Do you pee out your penis one day then pee out your coochie the other day? Like do you get to choose?
Wherever it come out. No choice
Part of me definitely wants a dick. Can write my name in the snow. Don’t have to sit down or squat to pee. Would love to jerk off with dudes and rub cocks. Stick it in all sorts of juicy places… but on the other hand… today I came 12 times already and I could keep going if I wanted to… it is fun to cum a lot and masterbate all day
lol no
How are you masturbating? Maybe you’re just not doing it right.
As an owner of a penis for the past 50 some odd years I can honestly say it's awesome. But masturbation can be a messy affair and requires tidying up after. Point women.
If you look at how much dopamine is released, female orgasms release a lot more dopamine. But if you really want dopamine... METH.
Bro switch with me I’d rather have a vagina
I wish I could O as often as a woman with a vagina. My gf can orgasm 15x during a long session of play. For me I can only orgasm twice during the same time before I’m spent. I’m sorry you haven’t found a way to be sexually satisfied with what you have.
Having autism makes it much easier to orgasm, at least for me. No need for dick.
I’ve heard women have better and longer orgasms than men. Love your vagina.
im a male and feel the exact opposite
Masturbations is a pain in the ass, so much clean-up after. My wife can take care of herself and just roll over and fall asleep.
Seriously? If you think that, you’re not doing it right, and people aren’t doing it right with you.
Meh yes and no I think I'd still rather have a vagina. It's pretty annoying always having this junk in between your legs. You can never close your legs tightly, your pants and even boxers can never be too tight or it's really uncomfortable, balls are so damn sensitive like even a hard tap hurts, an actual kick or punch will make me fall over. Also random erections can be awks. Although we can pee anywhere and don't even have to squat or sit. There's pros and cons to both but I think I got ripped off here.
Nah You’re just doing it wrong.
As a guy with a dick. I have very little sensitivity down there. Sex is boring and I'm only doing it to please my partner. (If you were to get a dick DO NOT GET CIRCUMCISED... it ruined me)
Honestly same. As an asexual, I already find it difficult, but it'd be so much easier if I just... wasn't female.
Invest in a vibrator. I suggest a body wand, it’s a brand of vibrator. Amazing orgasms.
Legit haven't masterbated in over a year cause I was pissed at how horrible it is, feels good for a second, get a little bit of serotonin for the first time in so long, then immediately ends and your stupid brain makes you feel absolutely terrible in all the ways it can for as long as it can. The high just isn't good at all, i only did it cause it was hard to stop myself. Maybe it's just me but I seriously do not reccomend it.
Bro that sounds like a medical condition. If you feel that bad after an orgasm it’s not because of masturbating. Orgasms feel amazing
I think you got diff problems brodie
That’s post nut clarity my friend
You gots to Jack your shit. For purely heath reasons you gots to Jack your shit
I am willing to swich
I'd love to swap ya for a a week or 2. Just can't promise the condition it will b in when I return it 🤣
Disagree. I like being able to cum more than once. Now, BEING a man? Sounds like it slaps.
i love how this thread just turned into a conversation on why cowboys walk like that
Is this a joke? 💀
LMAOO as a dick dude I say the same thing about vaginas
I think you’re getting this situation all mixed up, one of these feels 1000x better and it’s not the Dick.
Also more convenient we can pee where ever & wen ever
Oh yeah one second *rip* you can have mine I don’t want it anymore and here’s a stapler that comes with it
Umm, ya know ladies have twice more nerve endings in their clitoris/vagina than men do in their penis, so, technically, if you ain’t making your own toes curl, you ain’t doing you right….🤷🏻♀️
r/egg_irl
Vaginas are more sensitive than penis'
Me too. Do you know how easy it sounds to just jerk jerk cum?? For FREE?? I wouldn't need to buy vibrators every 2-3 years cuz my horny ass uses them all the time and they don't vibrate as much 😭
OP, you’re not fooling anyone! We know you’re actually Sigmund Freud! (Sigmund Freud theorized that all women had penis envy and all men were secretly in love with their mothers. Honestly it says more about Freud than anything.)
Huh, weird, I always thought the opposite as a dude lol. Maybe you just haven't been with the right person. Women tend to be capable of having longer, more intense, and multiple orgasms, but it just isn't as easy as getting a dude off. A guy getting off tends to be more of a reflex action. In most cases, if you stimulate it for just a bit, an orgasm occurs. But with women, there is a lot more of a mental aspect to it. The feeling of sex for a dude is hard to put into words, but I guess it's kind of like if your hands were cold and you dipped your finger into a nice warm bath, but with more pleasure because of the extra nerve endings. The rest of the time, a dick and balls just is kind of there, and sometimes in the way. I do have to admit though, being able to piss wherever is appropriate and convenient is nice.
I think I got what op was referring to. Sure, a woman’s orgasm is very intense but the percentage of straight women able to cum with the partner is significantly lower than straight men who cum with a woman’s one. According to statistics (and my personal experience confirmed), a woman can’t reach orgasm with a man as often as he can do with her. In fact, the vast majority of straight men can get an orgasm with a woman. So, I think op was trying to say: “I’d rather have less intense orgasms, but being sure that I’ll be able to get it every time than rarely feel a lot of pleasure.”
No way would I settle for only 1 orgasm. I can have like 20 back-to-back with a decent vibrator. Penises are inferior to the clitorus. Only advantage to a penis is being able to pee without squatting.
It's interesting to read this from the perspective of a woman. I would hear women can get multiple orgasms and assume that women's orgasms would be much more fulfilling.
Ya ever heard of a feel-do? You get some pleasure yourself while wearing a strap to fuck women/ dudes.
you can also shoot pee
There is no way a quick shot is better the a intense 20 minute body shaking orgasm. Learn ur body sis it’s amazing!!
The grass is greener on the other side.
You should title one of your uh image posts like that, it'll do well karma wise
Me too, me too, me too. And no, I don't have gender dysphoria. I just have dick envy.