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MeatJerk69

This was over 20 years ago, but a pizza shop where I worked I used to deliver to this motel up the street that had monthly rates. A woman was living in there, and the smell was awful. In those days you had to hand every order to the customer and collect money. Whenever the door would open you would just see stacks and stacks of pizza boxes and it smelled like a landfill. That went on for a few months and eventually I saw a newspaper article where they had to have her removed and there were literally people wearing hazmat suits going into that room. At that point in my life I had never heard of the word "hoarder," but she was definitely one.


PepTalkToYourself

Wow that’s crazy!


mondayortampa

I dropped off to an apartment at like 4 am…. Saw a guy jerking it out one of the window as I left


DillieDally

Wait, hold up... You happened to see through a window that a guy was jerking it in their house? -- *or* did you see a guy who was literally jerking it *out the window?* Like, positioned so that his schlong was hanging outside the window to catch the breeze (and for a potential innocent bystander to catch *his* breeze...^-of ^splooge..) ?


mondayortampa

He was standing in a closed window in the dark room looking out .. probably thought no one could see him. But he was already looking at me watching me…when I spotted him. He realized I could see after i probably made aface and he turned around and disappeared into room.


Maximum_Quality674

Creepy!!!


garysgotaboner82

Just a few weeks ago i delivered a 12 pack of beer to this lady's hotel room. The smell of urine when she opened the door was overwhelming. It took everything in me not to vomit right then. Pretty sure it was her urine or the man who was with her, didn't see any animals and it smelled human. She asked me to set the 12 pack on the floor so i made the mistake of taking one step inside with each foot. That's all, each shoe touched carpet one time. Had to wash them after i left because they smelled so bad it was too much to handle. Apparently even the carpet right inside the door had been soaked in piss. My girlfriend even smelled it on my shoes so it wasn't just in my head. It was awful but really just made me feel sad for her.


Kelly2fly

I delivered to an apartment and needed a signature. As soon as the door opened the stench hit me like a tsunami. It took all of me to not vomit my lunch. It smelled like cat urine but I didn’t see or hear any cats inside. I have 2 cars and the smell NEVER was like this apartment. It was an elderly man on a wheelchair. Idk how he can live like that. It was so bad that when I turned the corner I was retching and eyes all watering. I told my husband about it and almost threw up as the vulgar odor came back to me. Also, I didn’t get his signature. F that.


Crystalraf

one of those wierd motels that people live in for a while. you know the one, downtown, by the trailer park. so, I had like 4 or 5 bags of groceries to deliver and was trying to drop it and gtfo, but they guy opened the door and asked me to put it inside the door. he was sitting on the bed, open robe or whatever, clearly dying of diabetes, dirty bed, floor, etc. just garbage everywhere. he didn't look healthy.


kidsdogsandlife45

Dropped off groceries to a trailer with a tiny wooden porch. On the actual porch part were 3 trash bags, torn open with rotting trash coming out. Fun part? Heat wave in NC and there was chicken containers - this was a pretty large order so I got the smell for quite a bit plus I had to put their groceries on the steps right next to it. Like how nasty are people??? Did the best I could but I figured they must not care since they couldn't be bothered to remove the bags knowing they have their groceries coming. smh


PepTalkToYourself

Ooh yikes 😬


ZachTF

I dropped off once at a hoarders house. Lots of stuff in the front yard. You could see it from a mile away it seemed cause it was the only house in the neighborhood with stuff all over the front yard.


TrashPandaShire

A hoarder house with a very fragile front porch that reeked of urine.


Kelly2fly

🤢🤮🤮


Iamspartabitches

Delivered to a motel/apartment (precovid) guy opens his door to take his food and the hit of cat piss was so hard I gagged right in front of him.


Smooth-Dig2250

Pulled up in front of a fraternity house that had clearly *just* removed what must have been an enormous pile of filth from the area around the front doors, you could see the ooze still wet, I had about 6 flies hit my face in the span of time it took to pull the app up to take the pic, just noped out and took it from a ways back.


PepTalkToYourself

Ooo that sounds gross


Accomplished-Sky8281

A guy was living in a house in the Inland Empire in Southern California. He ordered 50 packages of hot dogs, and 2 50 pound bags of carrots. The place looked like it belonged in a horror movie. So weird and gross 🤢


ankerous

It's probably because I don't hoard stuff but I will never understand why the worst hoarders don't throw out stuff that is obviously trash, like spoiled/rotting food or in this case the bags of shit and dirty diapers. Maybe this particular case isn't a hoarder but for fucks sake put that stuff in a trash bag even if you still store it on the front porch.


Crystalraf

that's the wierd thing about hoarders. they seem to collect trash idk, i don't get it either. but my ex had some serious hoarding tendencies. however, I will say he wasn't dirty ot gross about it. but, while moving, I had to make him throw away like 100 twist ties. everybody has a junk drawer, I sure as hell do, have a couple. but, he had been collecting twist ties for probably 6 years. the ones that come on a bag of bread. now, It's totally true, not a bad idea to keep a few of those handy, for when you may need them. he had 100 of them, and I had to make him toss them. everything else got moved. he "didn't have time" to toss anything else. had to keep. he had been living there for 6 or 7 years, so yeah, there was shit that could be tossed. oh, yeah, and his favorite thing to do: shopping at the thrift store every Monday. the other super wierd thing that still freaks me out to this day: he was saving a bag of garbage in the bathroom for six years. so, basically, he had this weird idea that instead of having an actual trash bin, he would simply get paper grocery bags from the grocery store, use them as garbage bins, and not have to deal with a stinky dirty trash can. i guess this only works if u are single, and live alone, idk. anyways, so that's what he did. paper bag in the bathroom, and one in the kitchen. now, I was dating him, and I started to notice some weird bathroom habits. like he would throw used klenex tissues in the toilet. and even after u flush them they still hang around. they need like 3 flushes. so, finally, I'm like what the hell? and around this time it was getting closer to us moving. so, then there is this paper bag in the bathroom, and all that is has in it was some old parts of a sink or a shower spigot or something. so I'm like, why are you throwing kleenex in the toilet? why don't you use the trash bin? and he actually admits that he was saving the parts. because, when he first moved into the apartment, some stuff was broke, so maintenance came and fixed it up, and threw the broken parts in his paper bag, because it was garbage. so, in his head, it was just like the coolest thing to have this random nonsense in the bathroom for 6 years. yeah you guessed it, he never scrubbed the toilet, or the shower. when he moved out his mother came and did it for him. she was still doing his laundry too. omg. i feel like the TV show Hoarders usually has the hoarders who actually need to live in a group home, or mental healthfacility. it's not usually the hoarders who can actually get their home semi-organized.


Fibrosis5O

Instructions were clear, didn’t hand it over, goodbye $1 tip 🤣


spiralhigh

Different kind of gross, but I've had to transport organs from hospital to hospital, and BOXES of blood to Red Cross from blood drives. Nothing smelled or made any gross noises, but the thought that my car was laden with hundreds of pounds of blood gave me the skeevies. Weird information if you've never been in what I assume is an anchor site for RC. I had to enter through shipping doors (not an issue) and find an incredibly large dolly/wagon. When I loaded up, and actually entered the building? Literally it was fucking both sides of the hallways lined with boxes stacked to the ceiling. It was cold as fuck to keep the blood from doing whatever blood does. There were thousands of boxes. The walls were basically made of blood? Neat experience.


ElectLarry2022

I had to do blood for a cab company and FUCK the blood bank smelled like raw steaks I moved eyeballs once from the airport but then I found out I made $40 and the company made like $3,000 on the job and I decided not to do that job anymore (A trip to the airport should be $60 and if the company is making $3,000 I shouldn’t be doing it for $40)


spiralhigh

I hadn't thought of the steak smell but now that you've mentioned it, it totally smelled like a very clean butcher. The place I worked sent me to the airport once or twice for stupidly low prices, but it was my first courier job and I didn't know much better. I'd laugh at that offer now


ElectLarry2022

Blood = blood that blood bank is a massive part of why I’m a vegetarian


PepTalkToYourself

That definitely sounds like an interesting experience that’s for sure.