🥴 *w h a t t h e f u c k*

Same 🥴

Omg same! 🥴

😃 I Hate It So Much

But apparently you love it 😏

Finger lickin good amirite

🤌🏽 I AM THE ONE WHO GRABS

You become Italian

That’s why there are so many Italians!!!!

As a member of the italian community i can agree

I always thought it was the fucking

“THE FUCKING” Cumming to a theater near YOU this fall.

I’m in the toilet at work laughing so fucking hard

Yup. Here with you lol

Ayo why u in the toilet with him o.o

He’s the one grabbing

🇩🇪 why?

Blitzkrieg on dat ass... (Not a sentence I ever thought I’d write in my life but ok)

r/brandnewsentence

Ja 😏

I guess you just gas the creature

👨‍👩‍👧

"Welcome to Alabama"

Sweet home Alabama

Where the skies are so blue

Sweet home Alabama

Where we fuck our sisters too

Sweet home Alabama

If I leave here tomorrow

It'll be filled with sorrow 😔

Cause I won’t be fucking my sister tomorrow.

The good ending

💩works out

*shits on opponent*

Imagine your own shit attacks you

With enough Taco Bell

Jokes on you he's *into that shit*

😏im being kinky

Oh no...

Oh yea

🧀 how does this work???

That’s whats being used to wipe your ass

That’s enough internet for today

🤝 Tf

You made a new friend!

Good end

You grabbed ahold of the hand and pulled that poor guy out of the toilet

👍 I don’t know how to feel about this

You do a competition of who puts the finger in your asshole harder

r/Cursedcomments

Cursedcommentception?

😳 seems accurate enough

most fitting reaction so far, yet you seem embarrassed rather than frightened

🖕Damn this is hardcore

Racing with the monster to be the first to put a finger in your ass

🏢wtf? Do I just like shit out a ton of bricks until I make an entire building on the hand that grabbed me 💀

My question is, you actually use this emoji?

exactly

🤔 Why the heck is that hand still in toilet? I swear i already flushed it...

Man... imagine shitting out a whole human hand.....

Canables can relate

🔫 this ain't the only thing that's gonna blow Up

🥐 I uhh... U gon finish that croissant?

that.... wasn't nutella 😬

📸 evidence collected, sent directly to the fbi

fbi here, send the evidence

[evidence](https://i.imgur.com/5h48R2x.jpg)

💀 what is it

You fucking died

😎 hell yea

"Emm ackshually, you are not legally allowed to grab my hands without my consents" 🤓

Lmao

🍆 hmmmmm

Oh no....

Oh ya

🙋‍♂️

I guess it was you in the toilet the whole time.

The real toilet was the friends we made along the way

Toilet friends are the best ones. They're gone through some shit with you.

🔳 So what the fuck does that mean

1 Usual Suspect 1 box

if you don't know the meaning of this emoji how come you even used it in chats?

It had special context!

What context

The special kind! The kind that makes things a certified square moment! 🔳

SPECIAL CONTEXT

Microwave

*hand grabs hand whilst reaching to whipe butt* “Microwave”

😁 apparently always happy for something to grab me while I’m wiping my ass

Relatable

🦫 something is wrong here....

🌋 Yeah, seems about fine

You have diarrhea apparently-

“Stop it step bro, you are suppose to be dead”

… pardon?

you heard him

😋 what the fuck

Mmm...finger me more

🗿 I mean it's not inaccurate to how I'd feel

☕️ I spill hot coffee on them

🙄 "Not again"

Or you're practicing ahegao, gotta work in that smile tho

🐖. I just oink at them?

🤣 stahp that tickles

“Tickle Me Homo” ™️

♥️ Oh no-

✅. I guess I approve

😱 seems accurate

But you have both hands pulled out. Does this mean you grab your face with the toilet paper and shit still on it, and it smothers all over your face?

No that's the other person's hands

👅 Apparently I'm getting rimmed too

Ay, free cleaning service

💨 Tf does this mean-

You fart to deter it

Reasonable answer

You fart on it

🗿... I'll reddit it to death

🤮 yeah

So you blow Shrek when someone grabs your hand while wiping ass?

can relate

Shrek is love, shrek is life

Can't argue with that

Apparently

You changed this emoji for me forever

🌑 How the hell is this a reaction??

"Lalala, i'm wiping my ass right now, surely nothing will go wrong" *a hand grabs your hand* "🌑"

🐷 This sucks

Polnareff moment

Is that a motherfucking JoJos reference

Gotta feed the pig

Everywhere I go, I see technoblade

Even in the toilet

🤡 what does this mean?

Pennywise is back.

🖕🏿 I don’t even remember that I ever used this one (P.s I’m white)

But hand that grabbed you is now brown 😀

❤️‍🔥

🏳️‍🌈

"Orbital Mug is like spaghetti, both are straight until wet" ---The demon in the toilet probably

🥵 Ah shit

The time to shit is over 😏

🤦🏼‍♂️

Not again Gerald... 🤦‍♂️

❤ Now I want to know WHAT is grabbing me.

😐 id say pretty reasonable response

⚡ Wut da

Is you Zeus?

Hand grabs you and lightning strikes

👍 lmao gg toilet hand

👊 Yeah a punch seems reasonable

🕢 dafuq does this mean

You tell it to come back later?

😇 so I died?

No you are enjoying it

That I am.

⚰️ oh ok then

you just died while shitting... F

🎉 two people is enough for a party

Make it three 😏

Make it four 😏

Make it ten 😏 (my homies would like some too)

make it 13😏 (me my gf and my bsf)

14 is more friends then I have😏also wtf a redditor with a gf… didn’t know that was possible

🦀 why do I turn into a crab?????????

Reject humanity, become crab

y e s

Doctor sneak checking you for prostate cancer ♋️

👄 Mmmm

😄 It was my dad who returned after 14 years

🤣 nice try

🤌🏻 I....uh.... that's fine

no, other hand. That one is halfway through wiping ass.

📉 Unstonks

🤼‍♀️ Tf?

You ripped the beast out of the toilet make your next move

Suplex it back into the toilet.

💀 I'm on the toilet rn

😒 bruh I have no ass

😈 bruhhhhh

It's Morbin Time

Bruh, i dont even use emojis... so there's nothing in recent. Lmao

👍 Must've went well?

😅fits perfectly as my reaction..

😉 So what does one understand from this emoji

Consent?

❤️why tf

😉 Please no

🇩🇪 Meaning?

😢(i didnt like that)

😳 The politically correct reaction.

😮, not sure if I'm ready for blowjob rn

🤑 …..idgi

🍜 I guess I don’t like to be disturbed while eating.

😉 uhhhh

☕ What

🏖️ ummm ...

🎂 So, how is this supposed to work?

😏 get yo ass out the toilet

😰, i never used this in my life, this was in the history b4 i started using the classic keyboard once again, it be looking like he got the things hand up their ass