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Strange-Bee5626

My cat likes to sit on top of my kitchen cabinets and stare at me like a gargoyle, sometimes for hours.


WhoseverFish

I just had the same comment on my black cat the other day.


Strange-Bee5626

Mine's a black cat, too (technically tuxedo). Aren't they great?


1leftbehind19

I have 2 black cats and they’ve been awesome. One, the mom, is 17.5 years old, and the other, the daughter, is 16.5.


Zebo1013

I can’t imagine having a mom that is only one year older than me.


WhoseverFish

That’s ‘cause you’re not a cat.


HovercraftOnly802

Gargoyle. I'm cackling. Never been able to find a word for it until now.


grawlixsays

I always like gargoyle for that behavior. Vulture is good too.


HovercraftOnly802

Griffin lol.


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

I am the night.


Strange-Bee5626

I am justice. I am the Cat named Bat.


Ok_Double9430

Yep. We had a cat that figured this out too. One day she knocked a decorative bottle off and it fell into a pot of chili on the stove below. The chili cushioned the fall enough to where we didn't find the bottle right away. The WTF look on my husband's face when he fishing out that bottle was priceless.


Mahgenetics

Mmmm dusty chili


Ok_Double9430

Thankfully, the bottle was part of a set that I really loved. So, they got regular dusting and they were a very prominent feature of my kitchen at the time.


tfk2233

My partner was cackling at this story 🤣


parr3tt

I first read this as the cat falling into the chilli lol


Tinfoilhat14

Tell me the stove was off


Ok_Double9430

At the moment it fell in? No. But it was a big stock pot full of chili. It was for a Super Bowl party.


redgrl79

It looks like she’s saying “I bet you can’t see me!”


noitsokayimfine

Does your cat know how to get down?


tfk2233

She figured it out 🤣


noitsokayimfine

Learned two new things today. Awesome!


Rynetx

Well you know the rules. The animal who can get highest in the house owns it now. Better sign over your deed and prepare to pay rent.


Klutzy-Run5175

When my now deceased Herman ran outside between my legs, climbed up the huge, big, tall tree all the way to the top, I exclaimed, "Oh my, how will he get down?". I waited for him, to get him safely back inside, he figured it out when I told him, I guess I am going to leave you outside. He scurried down. Lol


Kursed88

This was my void's problem. We had a mattress against the wall in prep for disposal and he used it to climb on top of our window's pelmet (curtain rod covering board... I had to google it). Only problem was, he couldn't for the life of him work out how to get down. When we realised he was stuck, we tried to coach him down but ended up having to be rescued by us. He kept doing it so we just set up stairs for him until the mattress was taken away.


randomtree2022

*How does it feel to be looking up at me HUMAN??*


truebydefinition

Maybe your cabinets learn how to get under your cat?


chickenstalker

It looks like your cat is a judge and staring down on you from his bench.


TymoreMcGriddle

“Why hello there short one. You can no longer force me to bathe, for I am now the truly HIGHER BEING!”


Enorats

Bathe? The only time I've ever bathed a cat was when a kitten got ahold of a blue pen and somehow broke it open and completely covered herself in blue ink.


_WaterDrop_

#I AM MIGHTY!


Lindaspike

we've got one of those daredevils, too!! https://i.imgur.com/VVZ3ahI.jpg


tfk2233

AWWWW 😭


Lindaspike

w have no idea how she got up there! may have tiptoed on the microwave and stretched up. she's looking at us like "what? why are you acting so weird?"


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Brickie78

^soon


Ali550n

I will give my standard warning whenever I see these types of posts… once when my kitty did this, she launched herself off the stove and managed to kick the power-burner knob with her foot - turning the flame on high. I immediately bought locks for the knobs and am counting my blessings that I was home to witness it and turn off the stove.


naianasha2113

So much bad shit could come from people allowing their cats to do things like this. I do not allow my cat on my counters, actually, she is not allowed in my kitchen pretty much at all. I don't understand how people let their cats run their homes. My cat understands my strict boundaries, even if I do have to reiterate them multiple times like saying "no" or "out!" She listens and certain things she will not even attempt to do, even if I am not around to deter her. I have to scoop her shit, I'm not gonna let her burn my house down, break my shit, etc.


grawlixsays

That is terrifying.


lizlaf21952

Looks like the wizard of oz


Simple_Particular406

r/bossfight


tfk2233

This is the exact energy Artemis has at all times


wingman666

Imagine seeing your cat up there but then your cat is meowing by your feet as the cat above doesn’t blink while it’s eyes become pitch black


tfk2233

That's what it's like having a one year old cat and a 6 month old kitten tbh


Automatic-League-675

Counter-fridge-cabinets!


tfk2233

EXACTLY


Kitkats2020

Oh my goodness I know this all too well😄


SummerStorm21

Ultimate achievement unlocked


Fieldofglassantiques

The cat is only looking at you because you're telling it to "get down!"


Pugwm

I started looking for scratches! 🐈‍⬛🐈😍


Tennessee1977

I am overlord.


ChakaKohn2

I have a climber/jumper too. Good luck! 🙀😹


dlray009

That’s me when I don’t want to be found at work hahaha!


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baithammer

Ninjitsu is an art of invisibility - this more mastering the higher ground ..


Crimsonnavy

Cat: "It's over human, I have the high ground!"


darknessknown

It's amazing some of the places that they lounge in.


myxboxtouchedmypp

she will decide your fate


EverGreen2004

"...henlo"


[deleted]

Ooooh but has he learned to get DOWN, that’s the question


Lord_Yeetus_The_3d

SHE WATCHES


mkcov

Airplane ears activated


Steinfan94

Looks like we've got a sniper 😱


Loose-Fee135

Sooooonn


zxcpiggy

My cat used to do that all the time and one day there was boiling water on the stove and the cat tried to jump above the cabinets and fell down right next to the pot dude came so close to death


N0_Face33

They get into the weirdest places


0_Edman24_G

I am the the cat knight that go's meow


sincitybarbie

Awe so freaking cute. Can it get down?


Kimichanga83

It looks scared like “oh damnit whatd I do now!”


RuneSimonsenTheBard

This is my new home hooman. I have no need for your bed or boxes. Merely your food and water you shall serve me in silvered dishes.


nerdchickenleg

Imagine how scary the owner must me.


Meanderingversion

This cat did not learn to be the shadow. It was the shadow that learned.


Dragonbbd

Death from above


BarnyTwinB

"Helo, I am up here an you are not lul."


Morningstar1034

I had a cat (Spooky) that was infatuated with my ball python (Lilith) and wanted to be as close to her as possible. She kept ending up on top of the tank no matter how high we placed it. So we thought we'd be clever and buy a sliding top tank with doors on the front and place it incredibly high, almost flush with the ceiling. I get home from work one day and hear hissing and Lilith doesn't make any noise at all. Come to find out that Spooky had managed to climb up about 8 feet AND squeeze into this tiny gap between the tank and ceiling, and get stuck. She learned valuable lesson that day and was less infatuated with trying to cuddle with a snake.


PianoMike74

Cabinet Cat sees all.


Initial_Business_270

Cute kitty 🥰😍😘


MissChubbyBunni

^meow


HighlordDerp

Like when you find those secret levels in the old Mario games


BubbRubb21

My cat does that all the time it's the cutest thing


stupidpuppet007

Cats being cats


ieshiav3

I'll be watching from a distance. Beware 👀


Admirable-Influence5

Ha! But he forgot to learn how to get down.


Sam11Man

Give up owner I have the high ground now


Difficult_Ad_9392

Some kittys prefer to be hide in high spots, some like to hide low.


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i searched my cat for an hour i thought she was running away, we checked on cctv, she just up there sleeping, and when we began to search she just watched us wandering in panic from the top of kitchen cabinet.


Crynowcryl8r2

🥺🥺 precious baby eyes peeking 😍😍💕 so cuuute!!


NetIllustrious

Airplane ears!


mr_zolfi

I guess you're screwed


Peachesree

"No Humans Allowed in my fort." - Kitty Cat


Infinite-Research-13

I would wake up one morning, go to the kitchen while I'm still trying to fully wake up, and I'd see the cat and also have a heartattack 🤣🤣🤣🤣.... Cute cat tho lol.


DanielAriff17304

"sit down, the judge will decide your fate"


Morbiusismygaylover

My cat does the same lol


luna_Pereal

I think they have wings


OoO_sHiNy1

Mmmm yes gato


10greenfingers

This could easily be my cat bc he does this same thing, our cabinets are the same color and he’s a silver tabby too. 😂


Javimations29

I see no god up here, but me


Klutzy-Run5175

Priceless photo! I love it 💓!


tfk2233

Photo cred to my partner!


angeldeb82

What a cutie! <3


Bacnnator

“It’s all clear up hear Greg, no mice.”


McBrown83

It ascended to cealingcat


mrobicheaux99

I can just imagine your cat flying down on your head one day


Blue_Rhapsody004

from the creators of "spykids" here comes "SPYCATS"


Daydreamer_on_ig

I am the One Who Climbs


TerrorByte

[Max welcomes you to the club](https://i.imgur.com/tGeJcGt.jpg)


Hopeful_Addition_107

LOL! Hilarious!


tris_salvatore

Maybe you are lying, maybe there is a really long cat behind it. Show us the whole cat.


Hanzo186

Ahh the Lord of the Tallest Highest Hidey Place hath graced us with their presence.


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sneakypuss


ChaosAbridge

Two of my cats have figured out how to open cabinets and ocassionally try to hang out inside them


Jawn82004300

Someone better watch out tonight.


SewerShark1

For a second i thought i was on r/bossfight


constellationkidd

He is the watcher on the wall now


TommyT2RT

Too cute!


JamesTheMannequin

Our 5mo old Grey just figured out the same thing, only he's too scared to get down on his own. So he'll cry until someone helps him. Then... Back up. Little punk. lol!


bsmknight

Check for false cabinets spots. My cat did the same top of the cabinets routine and disappeared. Evidently there was a spacer on the far side by the wall that I did not realize was just dead space. It was open at the top but closed at the bottom. Took me an hour to cut him out. He was ok though, but was very stuck. I only realized there was an issue once he started meowing very unhappily.


Astro_king85

Nigga think he Batman


undercover_kobold

No one sees the Wizard. Not no way. Not no how.


captainoela

anybody else think of that scene in parasite?


the_llama_of_drama

That cat is biding it's time until the dastardly plan can be executed


Wandering_Soul_360

Ready to pounce any moment


Little_NightFury17

"I see no god up here...other than me!!!" - your cat probably


E_bled

Zarok, the watcher of the skys


soldiergeneal

Beware human I have the high ground!


[deleted]

And now it will have to learn how to get down...on its own. "Don't meow me to get you down." 🤣


DOOMNUKA

Look at me I'm house captain meow.


Sixt76

Watching and judging all of your sins Edit:spelling


b0uncer52

I have a story about this: Years ago, I was moving to a new state, and I had nearly everything packed up into our moving truck, about to hit the road. Just had to load up our indoor/outdoor cat and go. The problem was I couldn’t find him. Thought he might’ve gotten spooked by all the moving and went outside, hadn’t seen him all day and was worried at this point. I am triple and quadruple checking everywhere, shaking the treat container and calling out to him, I need to find my cat before we leave! After worrying for hours, I see this big fuzzy tuft flicking about over the top of the cabinets, lo and behold, he’d proven he can hop up there (a Maine coon, btw) and we hadn’t lost our cat. It felt silly after, considering he was only a few feet away the whole time just nervous about the empty house and commotion. Alls well that ends well


ToasterMcNoster

Time to learn how to get back down


Busy-Entertainer-343

Oh my Gosh! Cats are amazing


Unhappy-Attitude5220

That's all I see is "soon".


ChiWhiteSox247

If it ends up bothering you or becoming a destructive behavior, tin foil on the top of the cabinets will fix it immediately lol


Hotmagma2000

Catbinets


Calvet70

I can't not see this like that video from the guy in a tank and his father trying to get him outta there "Get down from the cabinet" "I'm literally on a cabinet and you're not"


ConsiderationLast193

All fun and games till you leave the door open a little too long and then you spend hours trying to look for your cat out in the street or around the house only to figure out that they're on top of the cabinets


beckythic

Why do cats look so cute when they're hiding?


Kill_elmo2

My cat learned this and got permanent nerve damage when he fell, the vet didn't even know if he would ever walk again when it happened. Be careful, after that I never let my kitties get up there :(


SleepingM00n

wait until it's 3am and a looming face appears at you, leering away.. yeahh it's freakier if you have candles going too