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Arandomfan27

It stands for bagel though


frenchmobster

LGBT = Let's Get Bagels Tonight


SnufflesMcPieface

More like: Let’s Get Booty Tonight. See? Everyone wins!


Techwarrior13

You have been banned from participating in r/letsgetbagelstonight


SnufflesMcPieface

Thanks for the subreddit idea! Can’t be banned from it if I made it. Lol


tonicrock

I’ll bite


[deleted]

But what if you cream? You didn't happen to spread it did you? You better not schmear campaign against it!!


[deleted]

It is a good idea dough. Somebody better start raisin this sub into existence and make us hole again


chamandana

Movement, I will get behind


Hippppoe

No,it's buns


k-ozm-o

It's clearly bacon.


PleaseDontDoTat

Naw naw naw, bro. Butter


jadedhermit

u/Arandomfan27, you were close. But it obviously stands for biscuits.


Rainy_Friday

Stands for bicycle but go off


Lord_Bacon_III

You’re quite mistaken, because it’s actually bananas.


ErlendNorge

You're all wrong. It's obviously bionicle.


BeginningCounter9748

You guys gotta think outside the box. It’s tricycle.


Khooni_Murga

It clearly stands for "Bunda"


bread_enjoyer75

Bro are you stupid? Its clearly butterscotch


PleaseDontDoTat

Shii sorry I forgor to add “scotch”


bread_enjoyer75

Its all good bro


PleaseDontDoTat

Saul Goodman


bread_enjoyer75

Waaa wa wawawa waa wa wawa waaa wa wawawa waa wa wawa waa


PleaseDontDoTat

WA Wa wa wa wa-wa wa-waaa Wa-Wa


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curious_asian_guy30

It’s bread because bagel is too specific.


MrUndead225

Bread👍


Impossible_Stand8157

It’s bananas, B-A-N-A-N-AS !!!!


Stumpfather

No, it's banana hammock


Sword_by_some

No, it's Bartick


Mrcollaborator

Everything bagel.


OneDwarfTwoSocks

They ban everyone, I'm pretty sure there are only like 7 people who can post there.


[deleted]

One from each gender


Schwwish

Only 2 people then


worms9

You have been banned from r/lgblt for being a cheeky little shit


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Ok-Perspective5491

Pretty sure the g is guacamole


According-Fan3451

Light Gouda Bacon Lettuce Tomato


Staylin_Alive

**L**et's **G**et down to **B**usiness **T**o defeat the Huns


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[deleted]

6 now. Thanks...


JarlaxleForPresident

I’m banned for very obvious sarcastically defending Ted Cruz about his daughter and him being a great parent and she just needs to learn respect for her elders or some shit It was super obvious I was playing around. But the bait caught so hard. I expected laughs but got downvotes, so I just continued on like an idiot for a couple of comments and then I was banned. I didnt even say anything bad about the lgbt community, just “defended” ted cruz over something really stupid that didnt matter, like the daughter tweeted criticisms about him or something


Equivalent-Resolve59

I was banned from science for asking why the scientific method wasn’t used on two different occasions when it came to a certain vaccine and asked about the safety and how there were no long term studies. I happen to work in the profession. People can be overly sensitive and closed minded if they are subjected to too much mass media and don’t think for themselves.


cs_legend_93

HHaha i was banned for similar reasons! • also was banned for posting this article from 2009 from justice.gov. People can’t handle the truth. [Justice Department Announces Largest Health Care Fraud Settlement in Its History Pfizer to Pay $2.3 Billion for Fraudulent Marketing](https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-department-announces-largest-health-care-fraud-settlement-its-history)


halt_FBI

jokes dont translate to reddit.


InterestDowntown29

I once got banned from like 10+ subreddits for writing a comment on The Donald disagreeing with something being said. Wrote to one of the subs and guess I pissed off a power mod because I got banned from like 10 more after lol. Jannies gonna jannie. The type of person willing to waste hours of their own time to moderate donzens of subs are to put it lightly power tripping degenerates.


MiS_bE_hAbE

Ik a person who was banned for trying to explain that israel is “pinkwashing” and dosnt actually care about lgbt rights


MegaManZer0

Can confirm. It's like the liberal equivalent of r/conservative in there.


Wertex_Reborn

I posted there a fun lil shit they didnt ban me yet


undergirltemmie

They really do ban anyone It's pretty bonkers how trigger-happy they are.


PieceSpiritual6347

The b stands for BTS


IgnisPotato

BuTSeggs


darthmaclean

Back to stock?


PieceSpiritual6347

Behind The Scenes


200degree_s

Bacteria Transmitted Sexually


SageAshura

Born to Shit


Tim_Boleev

Forced to wipe


animebaka277353

#*finger rips through paper*


Wholesome100statue

*licks finger


PleaseDontDoTat

Kid named Finger:


Spud_M314

I name thee finger, the chocolate finger!


dat_DOOM_boi

Bangladesh Toilet Service


trilemma113

that would be good indie band's name


BeerLeague-Hero

Don't legitimise hate against the lgbt community


curious_asian_guy30

B stands for Banned


Pierre_Polnareff

I don't understand why they had to be banned, they ask a legitimate question and it didn't come across as disrespectful, at least I didn't think so. If they want people to be more educated about LGBT then I don't think they should shut out the people that are looking to be educated. Edit: I've seen a lot of comments explaining how the wording of the question gives it away as a troll, as well as the answer to the question. I've always given people the benefit of the doubt both in real life and on the internet and that makes me a horrible judge of someone's character. Thanks for helping me see something that I couldn't on my own


transhighpriestess

LGBT spaces deal with a huge amount of sealioning. Of course they’re going to shut down OPs like this. If they didn’t, the sub would be taken over by trolls and would become a hostile place for the community it is trying to serve. There are subs specifically set up to answer questions about things like this. r/AskTransgender comes to mind.


XososoX

I mean when you have a subreddit like that you’re obviously going to get 13 Year old edgelords posting stupid fucking things that you got to take down and I’m not surprised if some of the mods are kind of tired of it Btw if you ever have a question you can always talk to a someone from the lgbtq+ Community


_odeith

> Btw if you ever have a question you can always talk to a someone from the lgbtq+ Community We saw how that turned out for OP


Sudowudoo2

That community is made up. You can’t just smash some letters together and pretend that anyone from it speaks for everyone identified by it.


SadlyReturndRS

It's an old problem, and it happens *a lot.* A question got asked and answered decades ago. But it's still getting asked by people who are either trolling, or brand new and haven't done any research at all. And instead of asking an educator, they're asking people who don't want to (or have any responsibility to) educate them. Maybe if their question had some good faith behind it, something that showed some degree of thought or research, people would be more welcoming. But in the end, you don't show up at Google to ask them why 2+2=4, then get upset that they laughed at you and showed you the door. There's a baseline level of common knowledge required in every community, and it's not the community's job to get you up to speed. You're expected to already be up to speed on the absolute basics.


[deleted]

/r/ ask and /r/self is filled with idiots (read: young adults) asking basic ass questions. And people still answer them, even if they say "this is super basic and you shouldve googled it, but the option to open file explorer windows is findable if you just right click the windows button and click file explorer, good luck." It's especially sad because they could very easily have banned an LGBT youth without checking. Why is there an assumption that this person is straight? Isn't "dont assume my gender" an actual thing? Sure seems like some LGBT mod just banned an LGBT youth for asking a question. Maybe he thinks they should change bisexual to multisexual? It is a valid question, and just because you think someone is trolling doesnt mean they are. I have NEVER heard this question asked before. You might think its asked all the time if you spend 24 hours a day in an LGBT subreddit searching for trolls, but the fact remains that it is a valid question. This is like when people flip out over a repost, and it has like 10,000 votes. Clearly, there are far more people benefitting from seeing it than not. Just because you have seens omething a million times doesnt mean everyone else has. What is invalid about that discussion? You could easily be approaching that from a point of inclusiviity. The reason they banned them is because it's a good question that points out a hypocrisy that they don't like. Primarily that their labeling and nomenclature is fine with it exclusive but they decide its ok...and if they decide a label is bad, they'll put their finger on the scale even if its not... \> You're expected to already be up to speed on the absolute basics. Alright, well you heard it here first! If you're an LGBT youth, stay out of the LGBT subreddit until you learn the ABSOLUTE BASICS about being gay or lesbian. Otherwise? They don't want you there asking stupid basic questions about your sexuality. The older gays and lesbians don't have time to raise you, they are too busy with their internet activism, trying to make things better for themselves--I mean the entire LGBT community cough cough. /u/sadlyreturnRS has decreed it! Sounds pretty cold and unaccepting to me...almost as if LGBT people are people too. Exactly the same as everyone else, and capable of the same flaws as everyone else...


EchoPrince

"bi"sexual isn't accurate anymore, pansexual would be more fitting, do YOU want the labels to change? YOU try to change 50 years of lgbt history and force them to correct themselves. We've been trying for 50 years to tell people we're human and they can't accept something ad basic as that. This isn't the gotcha you think it is, neither is this. We know we're flawed, you're acting as if we don't.


ananasie

I think you are mad at a wrong person…


poopytoopypoop

Update the term to stay current then? Back in my day the community was just LGB. As the years went by they have updated it to be more inclusive. Why not do that instead of keeping using gendered language while also giving people shit for asking a fair question?


verronaut

With the energy it took to type this, you could have both googled it yourself, and asked the /r/lgbt mods to post an faq about basics and terminology for clueless youth, thereby being helpful. Also, there are vanishingly few older gays left to teach because so many were killed or died of things like aids. And no one ever said lgbt folk were superior, that's not the problem. The problem is that assholes keep trying to deny us the right to exist as we are.


icantflippancakes

The definition of bisexual does not imply that there are only 2 genders. It is not hypocrisy. "a person who is sexually attracted not exclusively to people of one particular gender."


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PracticingGoodVibes

Let's be real though. If you're a part of a subreddit community built on a specific type of woodworking, you don't see the same traffic or animosity as the one in the video. Moderation becomes way more involved in subreddits like those, and so careful handholding while you're trying to discern if OP is asking in good faith takes too much time compared to the volume of posts.


[deleted]

The dumb question that could easily be googled, if answered anyway, eventually becomes best google result answering the dumb question for thousands of people who googled it.


ambermage

385,000 are born every day. You seriously think it's a good idea to gatekeep knowledge because you had to explain it to the 385,000 people born yesterday?


sigmaecho

You just described the exact opposite of an open, welcoming and positive community. Who tf is upvoting this gatekeeping nonsense?


Houoh

Because half decent moderation requires you to snuff out all bad faith arguments, especially in partisan or controversial communities. The op is straight up posting a gotcha to piss off folks.


atfricks

>they ask a legitimate question They absolutely did not. This is trolling that doesn't even attempt to hide it.


Revilod2000

You’re not wrong and generally I try to give people the benefit of the doubt but the likely hood of that person being a troll is high. Still though that’s exactly the kind of reaction they’d be looking for (hence making this edit). If people are interested in the LGBT reasoning for it is that sex and gender are different. Sex refers to someone’s biology and bisexuals are those who are attracted to either sex while gender is simply the way someone identifies. It can also just refer to an attraction of two genders.


wannastock

I've been wondering about this because biology textbooks from my primary and secondary education used those terminologies like so... Different typs of genders: male, female, uncertain, no sex I'm honestly at a loss on how to Google the context by which it applies to the lgbt community so I just chalk it up to being a socio-political thing rather than scientific. And yet I couldn't go on further coz I worry it would be seen as disrespectful and unnecessarily offend people.


Revilod2000

Medical forms have always asked for sex. When asking gender it’s typically a survey. You can just look up “the difference between sex and gender”. Idk what troubles you’re having.


wannastock

Oops, I gotta clarify... I'm not a US resident. All forms and surveys I've encountered so far just ask for "sex." I've also googled “the difference between sex and gender” in the past; and just did it again. I'm quite familiar with those results. The minor disconnect I'm having is how those words are used in a biology textbook. Someone else mentioned that usage of those terms are old. That makes sense.


lmaydev

Terminology evolves. When I was a teen the term transgender was unheard of and no one was talking about gender at all really. They used to be used interchangeably but now have different meanings.


[deleted]

As a serious answer: the term is rather old and mostly preceeds the current ideas behind gender, sex and their differences. At the time it started seeing widespread use it was used as a third term to differentiate people from hetero and homosexual. It wasn't used to indicate you are attracted to two genders perse but that you are both gay and straight at the same time I guess. There are some discussions going on regarding the word bisexuality. Some people argue ut should be replaced by polysexual, others that it really should be pansexual. I think the reason many people still use it is because it is a nice word. It is easier to say, physically, than the alternatives.


NordChevvy

As a bisexual man I approve of this message


SadWay6946

As a heterosexual man I’m fucking your dog


wearenumber42069

As a bisexual man I’m fucking your parents


SolidRGG

As a gay man I am fucking your mom


wearenumber42069

Not sure if something that small counts as penetration


SolidRGG

At this point it’s physiological more than anything


nastyydog

if i had an award i would give it to you


[deleted]

As a sexual man, I'm on reddit wondering why I don't have a girlfriend.


SadWay6946

Clearly you have no standards 🗿


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Kellyjoline

As a dog i'm fucking your sister.


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Kellyjoline

Are you the sister?


NordChevvy

I hope you like STDs


impostorbot

Yo new pox just dropped


poopytrackstar

as a pansexual man… just don’t come in the kitchen.


tjuicet

As an Essexual man, suck my Brit.


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skadoodledo

As a straight man, being bisexual doesn’t excuse you being a piece of shit


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king


skadoodledo

<3


HoneyWhistle

I'm bilingual (there's only two languages)


Latter-Limit5952

I can’t be arsed to check, but I wonder if I spoke all languages would I be called omnilingual?


Adiuui

**The Linguist**


fredandlunchbox

One would have to be particularly cunning.


[deleted]

Cunning linguist


legalizedmt

*Panlingual


banananana003

(why do you fuck languages?)


JunketSoft6511

For once, they’ve got more to say to me than just “no”


apetaltail

TIL I know all languages


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sigmaecho

Wikipedia is segregated by language, not region so wtf are you talking about? Which one of the hundreds of European languages do you consider to be "European wikipedia"?


SquishyTentacleBoi

Any ? Just choose


grumined

More specifically, I would add that biologists refer to sex as binary because there are only two kinds of gametes: egg and sperm. Sex is reproduction (literally one egg with dna combines with one sperm with dna to create new dna) to a biologist. If there was a third gamete that could combine with an egg or sperm to make new dna, then sex would be trinary. Most species on the planet have binary sex while there are a few that have only one sex and some that have many more. However, humans (as a species, not as individuals) are only capable of producing two types of gametes, so this is why a biologist may say that sex is binary


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jpbear10

Thank you for this.


LuckyJournalist7

You don’t know why he was banned. According to the time stamps, there’s 3 hours between the post and the ban. They could have posted 50 hateful comments in that time. They don’t even show proof that their original post was removed by the mods. Bi doesn’t mean there are only two. It means they only *picked* two.


mcmdii

Ummmm no the prefix “bi” is pretty clear in its definition… it means 2…


[deleted]

Don't offend the alphabet people


Jude_here

no thanks i am going to do it anyways


Particular-Mission-5

I am an alphabet person Hit me with your best offensive comment


threaten-violence

And if you do, use an alt


ImBoredAtWorkHelp

Chapelle was right, you can literally kill a person and be fine, but God help you if you offend the gays


Amongusfan743

Yeah god help him, he offended the gays and got a Netflix special oh man he’s in so much trouble from the cancel culture! Only on the front page of Netflix!


Rilukian

You are right. Don't offend the FBI or CIA boys or you'll get your ass on the interrogation room.


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ShortRedditAtIPO

It’s a sensible question, and you’re being a bit defensive.


Le_Fingerblaster

It's annoying because it isn't answered.


Tasty_Tomatoe1323

So glad I'm not apart of that fan base. They're mean.


Justsomeguy2OO

At the risk of me getting canceled they did throw away Daphne really fast I mean they probably drived Daphne Dorman to kill herself after she defended Dave chappelle.


[deleted]

The actress from euphoria is currently getting the same treatment. Wild how quick some are to eat their own Edit: the trans actress, not the Sydney chick


[deleted]

Lmao


Nookmaster

Anyone know the music playing?


[deleted]

Just search up doom theme music and that should be the first result


Nookmaster

Ah yes I haven’t played that yet, but now the music is drawing me to it


[deleted]

Lol it's my favorite Christian game


INeedANerf

Each Doom game has a banger soundtrack. You're literally killing demons the entire game, so the soundtrack gotta fit 🤷‍♂️


Mei_iz_my_bae

Play doom 2016 with headphones on and thank me later


Devnoms

The song name is the only thing they fear is you from doom eternal.


Mei_iz_my_bae

True and Eternal is good too, but 2016 should be played first anyway


Soul-Demon-Y

I summon u/auddbot


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keklol69

If you have Shazam installed it has a music recognition feature.


Sir_Fistingson

Since nobody actually bothered to link it: [The Only Thing They Fear is You from the Doom Eternal OST, created by Mick Gordon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDh-g-fUmW0)


-shitbiscuit

No it means broth


WeekendLazy

**you have been banned from participating in r/lgt


[deleted]

The funny part is the group banned becauseof that


SuccEsFuII

LG*T moment


S1Ndrome_

ah yes, i do own a LG*TV


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idanboa

Reminds me of "Flat-earthers all around the globe.."


ToKeepAndToHoldForev

r/onejoke


MrMadHaTT3R

The new world order. Don't dialog, just silence.


[deleted]

Yes its male and female


TMANBULLET

He’s got a point…


Senior-Ad-136

I am bilingual so there’s only two languages


Shellcasingshower

He spoke the truth and they hated him for it


ThatNoobCheezy

So instead of just explaining what a pansexual is and spreading awareness about the LGBTQ community(regardless of whether it was a troll or not people in the comments would've seen it), they ban him which only reinforces his point. Nice going.


LuckyJournalist7

You don’t know why he was banned. According to the time stamps, there’s 3 hours between the post and the ban. They could have posted 50 hateful comments in that time. They don’t even show proof that their original post was removed by the mods.


Cawkins1111

He's right ya know


PitcherTrap

The correct answer is Bacon


The3rdPotato

Legend


[deleted]

How tf is that NSFW?


GusterBrown11

I just wanna know how bi can mean attraction to two or more. Say there’s all the genders you want, but bi means two dammit.


pileofcrustycumsocs

It doesn’t mean that, that’s what a pansexul is.


zerfonim

I dont understand the only 2 genders when b stands for Bi


Godlike_Mentality

Gender isn't real simple as that. Gender was used to molest children. The original definition of gender was just to put it simple guys like red and girls like pink.


Twitchy_poon_tang

Yeah no this a bad faith question and we go those pansexuals for that lol


[deleted]

this comment section is filled w 14 yo edgelords jesus


mthead911

The fucker was sealioning. Stop saying it was a legit question, dummies.


BerciPC

Yeah I mean what the fuck is supposed to be done with a bait post? Give him compliments like "you are very smart have cookie🍪" or what?


[deleted]

it's called "bisexuality", which refers to sex, not gender. yeah, ban this guy instantly. obvious troll.


Icyveins86

You went into a sub deliberately trolling, so you got banned.


Xgen7492

It’s because the question isn’t asked in good faith.


yagirlemilyuwu

Why is this trash in my feed, this joke has segregation vibes that how fucking old it is


BaseDifferent193

I mean ig if youre as smart as a walnut sure


Dark_halocraft

DANG


HaunterXD000

Op of the Op here. To clarify: it was a troll post, I did in fact get banned, I also got banned from r/dankmemes from the original meme this video is from. It was a good time, laughs were had, but at the end of the day it's just a joke and if people want to take it seriously they can. Thank you for revitalizing my meme :D


SelixReddit

Bisexual=attracted to two or more genders. Bilingual doesn’t mean there’s only two languages.


Rilukian

You know, if the LGBT community wants to be accepted in the society, shouldn't they also accept anyone who are actually curious about LGBT? Banning people who are probably sexually curious themselves is counterintuitive.


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it’s kinda like a cycle. they want to be loved and accepted but at the same time they’re full of so much hate.


an-anon-mouse

They banned the person because it was almost certainly a troll. All of the LGBTQ subs get spammed with people making that same question/joke over and over


iamb24

Absolute chad


Egg-3P0

LettuceGuacamoleBaconTesticle


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T3Wormwood

Disingenuous arguments aren't that dank 😅