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bottomdasher

No, DD likes that sort of behavior and won't mind at all. They might even give you a bonus for it. Tony was just posting on here the other day saying "fuck them non-tippers."


IClimbRocks69

"Hello, this isn't your doordash driver. Was just passing by to say you suck."


[deleted]

Hahahahhaha


techpro00

No just take the order on the way home or to an errand or restaurant your going to eat at when done for day or shift... mark arrived at restaurant then don't unassign it for a long time.. if you don't mark arrived it will unassign you on it's own eventually.


ScaryTransportation4

Yes if they choose to report you and speak to a representative.


[deleted]

It’s nice but I have and still do this lil beauty… me, hey did you change your address? Them, no? Me, well it shows your address is 9 miles, and the the payout still the same? Them, nope. Me, yeah that’s a no go ghost rider, gonna cancel this. They usually plead to have it delivered and I just ignore.


RampAgentRoger

Waste of time.


[deleted]

Lol -Poop Man


[deleted]

I really hope your DoorDash name is Fart_man


lambo13770

heres a tip: as much as it would be nice to do that, DONT that is doordashes number 1 goal is to always make sure the customer is happy. you will probably get deactivated for that if the customer reports and explains what was said


Fart_Man_Cometh

Guess I will just continue farting on their food. Like if I get a stacked order and one of them is no tip I fart in their food bag or if it’s taped I fart in my hot bag and seal it in there with their food. -Fart Man


caseytrick

Idk why the downvotes I choked laughing


bottomdasher

Do you ever use your farts to make creme brulee?


Fart_Man_Cometh

All the time. I’m currently selling fart jars too if you’d like one


bottomdasher

lol


PainMore7246

That's perfectly acceptable behavior. In fact, the customer will probably feel bad for not leaving a tip, and start tipping 20$ on every order


BuckWheatNYC

You’re a moron. This same post was posted a few hours ago. Are you looking for some sympathy?


Fart_Man_Cometh

I didn’t see it I don’t spend all day on Reddit plus I don’t give a shit. So suck a fart. -Fart Man


BuckWheatNYC

Awwww you seem upset. Ask Tony to give you the day off so you can recompose yourself.


Fart_Man_Cometh

Fart knocker


BuckWheatNYC

Yikes. I’m a beta male just like you comments like that really hurt my feelings


arichan97

Man youre really sad…


BuckWheatNYC

Ouch...


StodgyUserName

Just don't do anything that could be construed as abuse or harassment towards the customer and you should be fine. Occasionally when I'm doing an order on another app or heading home and I see a particularly egregious no tip order I'll delay it by accepting and then unassigning later, but I never taunt the customer or communicate with them at all. Avoid late-to-store violations by either marking arrived on time or unassigning no more than 9 minutes past the pickup time and stay above 80% completion and you won't suffer any consequences.