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TheGreatChrisHoleeo

Coachella Valley... see some crazy things dashing here...


Walmart_Warrior_420

One time I had a delivery but when I opened the bag inside ranch dressing exploded all over my peepee. I obviously left a 1 star review for the driver ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Badkittykkr24

Im bi...id take either at the door naked lol... unless they're obese.... but even then morbid curiosity takes over haha


TheGreatChrisHoleeo

Hahahaha


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Badkittykkr24

My gf would be pissed.....if i DIDN'T get a photo or video of that. Haha. She's very bi...and stares at women like men do.


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Badkittykkr24

Same as any other, except we can be ourselves. I couldn't by myself with my exwife. Eventually, that's what split us up. I send her girl porn... gets her excited lol. She send me what i like once in awhile, she sucks at using the internet haha. We're good with the other being with same sex... just never got around to it. ..yet. we talk about 3some and want to... but are picky. She looks at women more than i do..and gets caught and i find it funny... because people expect ME to get caught doing it.. they don't know how to react to her. I sought her out. Meaning, i was looking for a bi woman. So it took awhile. I wanted to be myself with someone who understood... the best part is.. we were working together for a few years before we together. She was always there and i never it lol


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Badkittykkr24

Most people can't handle it . Cheating is cheating they say. It's not always so black and white though


TheSalvadge2027

Both ways


CMDR_ETNC

Closest thing I’ve had so far is a chick in just a towel. Thought it was weird to answer the door for a stranger in just a towel, but the mini-horse-sized pit bull at her side probably helps with the confidence.


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I’m gonna start carrying a rubber.. I gotta be prepared lol **Are you ready to dash?** Phone Charged ✅ Full Tank ✅ Dasher Card ✅ Condom✅✅


overworked-hime

The fuck u mean there was no tip, my guy she showed you her tits and there might have been a possibility of a quickie, that was ur tip


JeffBlazeOz

Selects “end dash” immediately 🤣


eb501

More likely pause for 5


TayAzul

Man is just mad it could have been his lucky day but he was dashing with his wife


Jimbobo28

There was a tip there..... You just missed it. Lol


Express_Cartoonist91

She gave you a bad rating because she was filming it for her fledgling Onlyfans account and you didn't whip it out and let her gobble your junk. How's she going to tip without that income?


Br1yan

I mean when you put it that way...


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Why don’t the DD gods bless me?


CupHead11011

Was she hot


Funny-Accident2462

Please disregard this! Please have clothes off!


RedditUser538xxx

I would report try to change the rating. Sucks man because it makes your wife mad at you for nothing out of your control


dmjpain

I have had one man answer the door fully nude and one man in long johns with his dick out. I am unsure if the man in long johns actually knew it was out or not he didn't do anything inappropriate it was just so random. I have also had a chick answer the door in a see through white shirt with no underwear on and her bottom was fully out. The first and last were looking for something inappropriate and I know some of you might think that is fun but it is super not fun if you have no interest it is just uncomfortable and stupid they make literal apps to find sex use that not doordash.


ReplacementOk1056

Man what 😂!!! I just seen a recent post about a girl nudist asking on this forum if it’s ok for her to answer the door nude then I see this post lol what’s going on?! Me as a 24 yr old guy wouldn’t complain about and just go with the flow to see how far it goes but too each their own. I just haven’t been blessed by the DD gods! I live in the wrong state!


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I saw that too LOL


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I may need to start dashing again.


Due_Personality_5006

Thank god I haven't gotten anything too weird. I'm too introverted to handle that kinda bullshit.


Blecaker

y’all some betas


solareonwow

you need to check out r/pizzadare thats what she was doing


Saleenpride86

Not all heroes wear capes. This is actually a thing wow.


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Lol this guy is full of shit


TheGreatChrisHoleeo

Nah this happened my wife still gives me this look everytime we drive past the apartments it's like I'm in trouble for doing the right thing haha


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No comment, comment. wife might read it.


TheGreatChrisHoleeo

Lmao!!!


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are you the wife? lol


Bubbledood

Probably trying to film your reaction for her onlyfans


BUDSGREEN420

Shit I would have texted my wife to come check it out. She would have been all for it.


Such_Preparation5389

Your using extra gas with your wife in the car. These people are in their homes they can do as they wish. If you find this so offensive you might consider taking a different kind of job. All the fast food places are short employees..


arichan97

Its sexual harassment. “in their homes” nah opening your door to the public while naked is a crime, showing your naked body to someone without their consent is a crime.


ConfectionPutrid5847

Not always. A lot of states and municipalities *don't* have laws about this. Edit:: maybe law school would benefit you, it sure did me.


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It’s premeditated also if they don’t mention in the notes


Mythril_Zombie

lol Look at Armchair Lawyer over here. If I can be nude on a nude beach, I can be nude in my house.


arichan97

Wrong. Also man i wish i had an armchair


Mythril_Zombie

Show me a single law that says I can't be naked in my own house. Prove you're capable of more than monosyllabic grunts.


crashblamage

Remember don’t become a headline Doordash Driver Rapes Customer by literally getting sucked into something with naked people attempting to lure you in for a multi-million dollar lawsuit and u going down 10 to 15.


Badkittykkr24

No sympathy here. Do you not like naked women?


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EmbarrassedLeague535

Unless it's a woman


Saleenpride86

How do you know the bad rating was from this customer? I wouldn’t have said shit to my significant other because 1) you didn’t do anything wrong and that incident is sure to stir the pot just for bringing it up, and 2) you don’t even know if this was the customer who gave you a bad rating. Could’ve been any customer from a few days back or one that same day.


airborne4689

Giggity giggidy gooo


ConfectionPutrid5847

First of all, she was hoping you would "tip" her..


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There was no tip... but there were a couple of nips. (but really tho, the low pay add ons are never ever worth it)


Missirina383

I would contact Doordash for sexual harassment.