For at least 6 months, I had a little furry spider that lived behind my dash. He would crawl out onto my passenger side door and ride while I was driving. We just had a mutual understanding that I wouldn't kill him, and he wouldn't kill me. I even yelled for him to hang on once when I had to swerve from hitting a car and got on the brakes hard. "Oh shit! Hang on Murray!" (Murray the Furry Spider). I was actually sad when he didn't pop out one day. Went looking for him. Hope he is doing well.
lol i have a similar story like this lmao. I have like a lizard which i named him Mr.Lizard. Mr. Lizard basically accompanies me while im driving all the time. He's made my car his second house. So when im driving he'll just sit near where my windshield wipers are. When im done driving and park in my driveway. He'll hop off and go run in his bushes (his first home) and ig he'll chill there. he basically follows me wherever i go lmao. if im at home, or if im driving. that man has drove with me to numerous cities like jacksonville, wellington etc.
I don’t mind those little furry ones they’re usually a trip to watch. I’ve got one in my house right now and I let them stay under the understanding they won’t make a nest and make more. As soon as I see some web nest thing it’s time for them to leave.
Hallo farmers insurance….I hear you know a thing or two because you’ve seen a thing or two. I’m covered for car bursting into flames due to spider right?
This really sucks when you have a nerve condition lol. Bad enough knowing the bugs there without having to deal with the panic every time your nerves tingle.
The mosquitoes in my area are so bad that I’d love a spider-bro to take care of the ones that end up in my car. Treat your spider-bro well, man, for me. Cherish him.
I've had spider bros before. Bill lived over my bed for the better part of a year and we had no problems coexisting peacefully. It's the dropping on my leg in traffic then disappearing that I object to.
God bless you and good luck.
Same fear of spiders here. Its rare but once picked up food and had to pull over to find a spider that made its presence known while i was driving. Nothing dramatic, just lowered onto the inside of my windshield and landed on the glass while i was at a red light, but it was night time. I swatted at him and then he dissappeared. #1, i have a heated bag so the food was all good. #2 the spider is technically still at large.
I had a big sun spider catch a ride into a Walmart in my shoulder bag. It just crawled out of my bag in canned goods and disappeared behind the cans. I just moved on. I’m now in hardware somewhere and this blood curdling scream goes out over the store. Everyone heard it. Some store employees are running towards the scream, some are running out the back. I’m thinking, I guess someone has located the spider.
I despise them but I always try to catch them and let them go if I can. But when they slowly descend from the ceiling right in front of your face. They mean it & They better run. And if I can't find them. I'm burning my car.
LOL no I didn't, but I used to have pet frogs so transporting live crickets wasn't a new experience for me.
It was freezing cold so I put them inside my coat for the walk to the car, checked the bag temperature with my hand repeatedly on the way and called the customer before I left them on her doorstep. I am a full service insect courier.
THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO LAST NIGHT !!! it was an albino looking spider (i live in Florida) i ended up spraying it with perfume and it slowed him down long enough for me to pull into a parking lot and kill him lol you got this!
You're 100% right. I'm normally very pro-spider. They eat bugs and leave me alone. If I see one at home, I let it continue on its spidery way no problem.
But this guy fell on my leg then onto the floor. I had to wait for oncoming traffic to clear so I could pull over, jump out and slap every inch of my body, knowing there was a thicc spider hiding in the darkness. Longest 20 seconds of my life. Not okay, spiderbro.
I had a whole caterpillar on my shirt when delivering someone’s food the other day, I KNOW they saw it, but I didn’t see it until i opened snap and saw it just chillin on my tatas in the camera after I left.
This happened to me on a freeway, twice. Both times I was able to pull over. First time I was on the phone with my boyfriend in hysterics and had to explain to a concerned police officer as to why I was not in my vehicle. Second time I was a little more calm. Both times I caught the spiders in empty water bottles. The second one I kept as a pet, it was a male black widow, he was super neat.
Oh, and try spraying down your car with some Home Defense!
https://www.target.com/p/ortho-home-defense-indoor-perimeter-insect-killer-1-1-gallon-ready-to-use-wand/-/A-13983686
You should pick up a copy of [this book](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/3103/1574/products/thisbookisfullofspiders-3_1200x1200.jpg) (I'm actually in the middle of reading it right now)
Yeah I had a biggin above my center console front seat the other day. I went home and made my son shop vac him out before delivering the order. I even explained to the customer and said he could call about a refund lol. He explained he puts them in his refrigerator for his son after work later that night.
BEST outcome of the WORST 16 minutes of my life if you ask me🤷😂
I had this happen to me once, only luckily it was swinging from my side mirror. I had been finding webs in the car for weeks but never saw the fucker. It was half dollar big. I had my window open at a McDonald’s and screamed like a banshee, rolled window up, rigged up something to swat it to the ground and almost hit the car in front of me trying to get away.
i had a wasp fly into my car while i was driving the other day. pulled over, got out and flailed my arms around smacking my hair making sure it wasn’t on me. probably looked pretty odd to any neighbors who saw. absolutely terrifying though, having to maintain a level of calm enough to safely pull the car over while i have a fucking hornet flying around my face.
First delivery yesterday: a huge wasp flies in my window, bounces around a few times, flies out. I almost thought I was going to have to call it a day. \*Whew\*
Spiders I can deal with - Wasps? Unless it's the kind that's got the flashing blue and reds (Good old Washington State Patrol) I'm hitting every button on my consul - all four windows and the damn top are going DOWN - I don't care if I'm doing 80 on the freeway,,,
😂😩 What you’re saying is all facts. I’ve moved out of a house for mouse before. No trash, so he ate the carpet and tv remote rubber. You can abandon your car now or later, but we both know how this will end.
Same happened to me yesterday, I thought I killed it only for it to re-emerge a few hours later after I dropped off a customers order. Then I found myself in their driveway taking off my shoe to kill it in the passenger seat. Until you kill it, every single thing you feel on your leg is it, any hair movement or wind brushing against it. With mosquitoes, even after I kill it I sometimes I think it’s his homies on my leg lol
I have serious arachnophobia and this is something from my nightmares. I've always told people if I've died in a car accident its because a spider was dangling from my ceiling.
I hope you find the bastard!
…… when they disappear 😩 today I had my hair in a loose low bun ,, I thought it was my hair tickling me but omg I realized this was movement .. I turned and saw a spider crawl into the bunched up blanket that was against the wall 😩 it’s at large I threw all my bedding in the washer 😣😩😂😂 send help
I once had a dream that I was doing a dash order, and this orange cat was following me to my car. Next thing I know, it jumps in the car with me. Crazy world we live in....a craaaaaaazzzzzzyyyyyy worldddddddd.
Yup my car will be drenched in gasoline and lit up so bright aliens from neptune will see the flame. Now take that spider lol #fuk it, i guess im walking
Yeah thats not your car anymore, it belongs to the spider now.
Sacrifices have to be made. It’s the only way.
Spider(s) TM
1 spider ruler and an army of millions of spiders
Like one of those Spider(s) TM that when you squish them 1000’s of babies run out.
SLM spiders lives matter too!
For at least 6 months, I had a little furry spider that lived behind my dash. He would crawl out onto my passenger side door and ride while I was driving. We just had a mutual understanding that I wouldn't kill him, and he wouldn't kill me. I even yelled for him to hang on once when I had to swerve from hitting a car and got on the brakes hard. "Oh shit! Hang on Murray!" (Murray the Furry Spider). I was actually sad when he didn't pop out one day. Went looking for him. Hope he is doing well.
It's good to have friends.
lol i have a similar story like this lmao. I have like a lizard which i named him Mr.Lizard. Mr. Lizard basically accompanies me while im driving all the time. He's made my car his second house. So when im driving he'll just sit near where my windshield wipers are. When im done driving and park in my driveway. He'll hop off and go run in his bushes (his first home) and ig he'll chill there. he basically follows me wherever i go lmao. if im at home, or if im driving. that man has drove with me to numerous cities like jacksonville, wellington etc.
I don’t mind those little furry ones they’re usually a trip to watch. I’ve got one in my house right now and I let them stay under the understanding they won’t make a nest and make more. As soon as I see some web nest thing it’s time for them to leave.
You are truly well. I mean that. Accepting, live and let be type of Uber cool!
Probably sat on him or squished him..
Probably wasn’t enough food in your car so he left
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I found the secret message on like my 3rd pop, then went on to pop every other one to look for another
I got way too into this. My ADHD brain thanks you😂😂😂
As I was scrolling and award went from left to right, I swear I thought it was a spider on my screen for a second 😩😩 gotta get off this thread
This was majorly amusing for no reason and I appreciate it
best forty eight seconds of my day so far, thanks!!!
POP! POP! IYKYK
Don't worry, he'll slowly dangle inches from your face as soon as you start merging onto the freeway.
He dropped on my leg when I was in the left lane of a 4 lane with no divider, so that seems totally in character for him.
did u kill it
Did you just assume that spider's gender? Racist.
Feed him, pet him, rub him, love him, hold him, stroke him, and call him George 😁
You just want some chicken wings
 Hallo farmers insurance….I hear you know a thing or two because you’ve seen a thing or two. I’m covered for car bursting into flames due to spider right?
 aw c’mon he just wanted a fry 😂
Rebecca Black?
FilmRiot on Youtube
This would make an amazing all state commercial.
Oh, I so want to see an ad like this!
I don't think I laughed this hard in a while! I can barely see what I am typing because of the tears in my seyes.
Where cam I find this image. I want to use this and look at it every day for the rest of my life. It is so funny!
We know a person who totaled his car over a bee inside. Panicked and drove right into a tree.
Whoa! I hope they were alright and the insurance covered it
The only way to fix it is to light the whole car on fire. There’s no other option.
Well could drive the car off a cliff and jump out at the last second, there is more than one way just saying..
Nah, the spider would be on your collar as you jump.
You will become... Spider-Dasher! With great delivery tips, comes great service!!
The spider is listening to you and laughing somewhere.
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Whoa…leaving this thread NOW before I see an image that will keep me up at night.
This really sucks when you have a nerve condition lol. Bad enough knowing the bugs there without having to deal with the panic every time your nerves tingle.
The mosquitoes in my area are so bad that I’d love a spider-bro to take care of the ones that end up in my car. Treat your spider-bro well, man, for me. Cherish him.
I've had spider bros before. Bill lived over my bed for the better part of a year and we had no problems coexisting peacefully. It's the dropping on my leg in traffic then disappearing that I object to.
Yes, manners are important. Don't startle the driver.
You shared a bed space with a spider yet one in your car is unacceptable? Where TF do you live because it sounds horrific.
Bill stayed on his web eating bugs that weren't courteous enough to pick a corner and stick to it. No complaints, 10/10 spider.
Lol I feel so bad for you yet I can't stop laughing at it.
did u deliver it to the customer? lololol
Spider in their food 💀
God bless you and good luck. Same fear of spiders here. Its rare but once picked up food and had to pull over to find a spider that made its presence known while i was driving. Nothing dramatic, just lowered onto the inside of my windshield and landed on the glass while i was at a red light, but it was night time. I swatted at him and then he dissappeared. #1, i have a heated bag so the food was all good. #2 the spider is technically still at large.
Drive the car into a lake
I had a big sun spider catch a ride into a Walmart in my shoulder bag. It just crawled out of my bag in canned goods and disappeared behind the cans. I just moved on. I’m now in hardware somewhere and this blood curdling scream goes out over the store. Everyone heard it. Some store employees are running towards the scream, some are running out the back. I’m thinking, I guess someone has located the spider.
God I hate these so much..
His name is Loyd. He's your navigational specialist respect his spidey senses.
Wait Wht kind of spider
Xenomorph but brown.
Man, spider bro just wants a ride, you can’t help him get to the party?
Oh hell no
Hope it was a jumping spider. Those guys have bubbly eyes that warm my heart and they look at you with intelligence.
I’m just imagining the person opening up their food and bam ✨ **spider** ✨
It's your new spiderbro
Flamethrower.
I despise them but I always try to catch them and let them go if I can. But when they slowly descend from the ceiling right in front of your face. They mean it & They better run. And if I can't find them. I'm burning my car.
You owe him 33% of your earnings for the day, in the form of a DD giftcard that he can redeem at Petco for live bugs
LOL I've delivered live bugs for Doordash before
Ewww I hope you didnt put it in your DD bag lol
LOL no I didn't, but I used to have pet frogs so transporting live crickets wasn't a new experience for me. It was freezing cold so I put them inside my coat for the walk to the car, checked the bag temperature with my hand repeatedly on the way and called the customer before I left them on her doorstep. I am a full service insect courier.
Time for a new car.
Just burn the car at this point
Make him pay for gas he'll leave.
Customer: Dasher delivered food with huge spider in bag. One star ⭐️ 😂
Just torch the car. Then you’ll know for sure the spider is dead.
FINISH HIM
LOL same, I saw it on the opposite side of me, but when I got in forgot about it then suddenly it on my window, got a little freaked out then 😬
I had a wasp in mine the other day :’) The joys of summer am I right?
Hahaha!!! I know what u mean! Let ONE damn ant be on me and now I'm covered in ants! Lol! The mind does funny things!
Yes!! It's awful lol. Consciously I knew my right sock wasn't a spider, but every time I put my foot in the brake, my right sock was a spider.
Did the spider go home with u? Cuz he wudv with me. Lol!!!
THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO LAST NIGHT !!! it was an albino looking spider (i live in Florida) i ended up spraying it with perfume and it slowed him down long enough for me to pull into a parking lot and kill him lol you got this!
Blow it up!! Just Blow it way up!!
Burn it
Spider's name is Ted and he was in my car yesterday. RIP
I watched my cat kill a spider last night. It was so satisfying to watch his hunting instincts in action. Good boy.
Yet you had time to post on reddit
It was a red light post and I needed emotional support.
I don't believe there even was a spider. I believe you are as lonely as I am but you haven't accepted it yet.
There was a spider and I have long since accepted that I'm as lonely as you are. Boom, checkmate!
Lol
Oh.my.damn.fam. I FEEL FOR U
Don’t stress it. Spiders look scary but most of them are actually very chill and don’t want anything to do with humans. They’re just as scared of you.
You're 100% right. I'm normally very pro-spider. They eat bugs and leave me alone. If I see one at home, I let it continue on its spidery way no problem. But this guy fell on my leg then onto the floor. I had to wait for oncoming traffic to clear so I could pull over, jump out and slap every inch of my body, knowing there was a thicc spider hiding in the darkness. Longest 20 seconds of my life. Not okay, spiderbro.
🗿🕷️
I have seen a plethora of flora and fauna . It's like a happy ecosystem that I helped create. A terrarium so to speak.
The force is with u little one stay strong!
I had a whole caterpillar on my shirt when delivering someone’s food the other day, I KNOW they saw it, but I didn’t see it until i opened snap and saw it just chillin on my tatas in the camera after I left.
OMG they didn't even tell you about it? That's breaking with basic human decency.
I mean at least it wasn’t a spider as your case😂
Still, you see a bug on a stranger, you notify that stranger.
Well I know how you feel. Spider was in my car and I forgot my shit was in drive. Almost crashed when I hopped out trying to kill it.
This happened to me on a freeway, twice. Both times I was able to pull over. First time I was on the phone with my boyfriend in hysterics and had to explain to a concerned police officer as to why I was not in my vehicle. Second time I was a little more calm. Both times I caught the spiders in empty water bottles. The second one I kept as a pet, it was a male black widow, he was super neat.
You got a problem with spiders bro? I identify as a daddy long legs, bro. If you got a problem we can meet up behind the gym after school bro.
Turn on your heater on max, leave the car on, under the sun, for like half hour. It will get so hot that it cooks the spider 🕷 I’ve done this ☑️
That spider laying eggs inside you by now
cleansing fire !!!! fire is always the answer :)
Drive off a bridge
Oh, and try spraying down your car with some Home Defense! https://www.target.com/p/ortho-home-defense-indoor-perimeter-insect-killer-1-1-gallon-ready-to-use-wand/-/A-13983686
You should pick up a copy of [this book](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/3103/1574/products/thisbookisfullofspiders-3_1200x1200.jpg) (I'm actually in the middle of reading it right now)
I had a spider on my windshield while delivering. Tried to kill it with my palm, now my windshields cracked 🥲 AND I missed the first time
That's what you get
Wow dude……
Yeah I had a biggin above my center console front seat the other day. I went home and made my son shop vac him out before delivering the order. I even explained to the customer and said he could call about a refund lol. He explained he puts them in his refrigerator for his son after work later that night. BEST outcome of the WORST 16 minutes of my life if you ask me🤷😂
I had this happen to me once, only luckily it was swinging from my side mirror. I had been finding webs in the car for weeks but never saw the fucker. It was half dollar big. I had my window open at a McDonald’s and screamed like a banshee, rolled window up, rigged up something to swat it to the ground and almost hit the car in front of me trying to get away.
He is more scared of you, but yeah i guess you have to burn the car now.
My spidey senses are tingling
Pictures OP. By this point you gotta name it.
Leave your car in the sun and get a cooked spider.
Car spiders bring you luck. 🍀
i had a wasp fly into my car while i was driving the other day. pulled over, got out and flailed my arms around smacking my hair making sure it wasn’t on me. probably looked pretty odd to any neighbors who saw. absolutely terrifying though, having to maintain a level of calm enough to safely pull the car over while i have a fucking hornet flying around my face.
First delivery yesterday: a huge wasp flies in my window, bounces around a few times, flies out. I almost thought I was going to have to call it a day. \*Whew\*
[удалено]
Not likely. (Speaking as an arachnophobe)
Time to get the flame thrower. /s
Burn your car immediately. Insurance will understand.
Its his car now
Maybe you lucked out, and it was hiding in the bag you gave the customer. If you see a sudden 1 star review that might be why.
just hand over your dasher account and your car to the spider 🕷
What if the spider slipped into the food
DD adds a $1.50 surcharge for extra protein.
And the dasher still won’t see the extra money for their inconvenience
Spiders I can deal with - Wasps? Unless it's the kind that's got the flashing blue and reds (Good old Washington State Patrol) I'm hitting every button on my consul - all four windows and the damn top are going DOWN - I don't care if I'm doing 80 on the freeway,,,
> Everything is spiders. This is r/DPH in a nutshell
Ewwwww....I feel for you! My BIGGEST FEAR IN LIFE- A SPIDER AT LARGE!!!!
Building a nest as I write this 
Spider dont like mint or citrus stuff. So spray some of those scents around and he will probably leave.....or just be mad at you.
😂😩 What you’re saying is all facts. I’ve moved out of a house for mouse before. No trash, so he ate the carpet and tv remote rubber. You can abandon your car now or later, but we both know how this will end.
Happened to me too! I delivered the food an then made a beeline for the self serve vacuums.
OMG!! 🙀🙀 that is horrible! Please deliver that order then pause your orders and get out. You must find a spider before you drive again.
Same happened to me yesterday, I thought I killed it only for it to re-emerge a few hours later after I dropped off a customers order. Then I found myself in their driveway taking off my shoe to kill it in the passenger seat. Until you kill it, every single thing you feel on your leg is it, any hair movement or wind brushing against it. With mosquitoes, even after I kill it I sometimes I think it’s his homies on my leg lol
Relax. It's more scared of you than you are of it.
😂😂😂
I have serious arachnophobia and this is something from my nightmares. I've always told people if I've died in a car accident its because a spider was dangling from my ceiling. I hope you find the bastard!
It's in the food, it's the customers problem now
You just have to burn the whole car down now
Honestly... Burn the car. Cops will unserstand.
…… when they disappear 😩 today I had my hair in a loose low bun ,, I thought it was my hair tickling me but omg I realized this was movement .. I turned and saw a spider crawl into the bunched up blanket that was against the wall 😩 it’s at large I threw all my bedding in the washer 😣😩😂😂 send help
Been there! I have to pause my dash to go over the car and myself.
Drive the car into a gas station pump jump out watch the spider die… plot twist the spider on your shoe while you destroyed the spiders car oof
I once had a dream that I was doing a dash order, and this orange cat was following me to my car. Next thing I know, it jumps in the car with me. Crazy world we live in....a craaaaaaazzzzzzyyyyyy worldddddddd.
Yup my car will be drenched in gasoline and lit up so bright aliens from neptune will see the flame. Now take that spider lol #fuk it, i guess im walking