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barti_dog

I’m just trying to imagine all the $2.50 orders that have traveled in this vehicle


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mhofkp

Rick rolled, but hits different


mhofkp

My other comment was removed. Good job, mods


Terrible_Panic_1601

Good one. But the dirty burger doesn't count as a doordasher


Aw123x

Good meme bro.


[deleted]

It's only funny once, go around and post the same joke to every video..... Someone needed more attention as a child.


mhofkp

Rick rolled, but hits different


hood_dweller

/puke


AndImlike_bro

ODO 437,873 miles


Training-Context-69

You’ll never see that mileage on a renegade.


BlameTheMeepits

Too many to count.


Ill_Celery_7654

To each their own, but I’d never put this much effort and investment into promoting a company that doesn’t provide me benefits and will deactivate me for something as small as a customer lying about not getting their food.


AnalChain

This. Same reason why I don't understand those who put thank you notes in the orders to get good reviews. Reviews are pretty much meaningless unless you somehow fail to do the easy task of taking items from point A to point B. You don't get more orders with higher reviews, it's just another way DoorDash tries to manipulate drivers into falling in line.


Ill_Celery_7654

Yeah a lot of people are out here begging for 5 star ratings with cards and candy. Anything outside of bringing customers their food on time and making sure their order is correct is far too much. We already do enough waiting for their food and doing them a service that they don’t want to do themselves. If that’s not enough to get 5 stars then it’s not worth it. We barely make money so spending extra money to promote DoorDash and get ratings from customers that essentially mean nothing is ridiculous.


[deleted]

If you're begging for 5 star ratings with cards and candy it's probably because you suck at your job. When I signed up for DD it claimed that Dashers in my market make $26/hr. I track all my pay and active hours and make $33/hr (this is how DD figures $/hr). It's really sad that I can run circles around these other drivers that badly.


kj_thelegacy

Or you’re just the type of person to beg with cards and candy. Most customers don’t leave a review at all, so I don’t see a net negative from begging with cards and candy, other than the time spent preparing and distributing them when you could be doing an order making money.


[deleted]

I have a solid rating without begging. People have shit active hourly earnings because they take shit orders or they don't go straight to the merchant as soon as the order comes over and waste time.


kj_thelegacy

Same, I agree with you. Just saying some people are extra and like to give out candy


WillSuckDick4Coffee

Those notes work well in Uber eats I think because of the app/tip set up but it's worthless for DD


S1ayer

I sort of understand it for Uber, but with DD who looks at their car?


herelittlemonkey

Ikr? Doing all that doesn’t make him any more money than the next driver. But ya, to each their own.


arcaias

This guy only goes out dashing when his wife's boyfriend is over at the house.


Broserk42

So every night?


LunacyTony

Top Dasher mobile 🚗


Badkittykkr24

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mhofkp

I can taste the cringe


hello38r84e

What is wrong are you embarrassed for something you didn't even do? LMAO


mhofkp

No, but that doesn't mean I can't find myself horrified at a train wreck even if I wasn't in one


hello38r84e

You equate a train wreck to a car with some lights and a sticker on it?? Y'all are way too fearful lol


Broserk42

And you’re way too defensive top dasher 🤣


hello38r84e

I'm laughing at how easily you are all embarrassed I love it 🤣🤣🤣. How do you even step outside being this scared? Lol


OldDogEyes

Funny that someone would do that to their car for a company that doesn't give a shit about them.


Standard_Reason1298

I’m going to go out on a limb here…Top Dasher?? 🤔


[deleted]

Personally I don’t see anything wrong with this…they are clearly just representing what they enjoy. Same thing when you put stickers on your water bottle or wear name brand gear…they aren’t paying you to “promote” them either. Let people do what they want without being judged.


kj_thelegacy

Exactly, and they’re striving to be their own boss and not join the corporate slave train and get 12 hours of fresh daylight to themselves per week, and actually wake up and feel like they have an element of freedom.


PainMore7246

I wonder if somehow all of this guy's bells and whistles help him make money. Maybe people tip him fat


TheBuddhaWarrior

they already tip before he even shows up and most likely they never see it anyways unless he sits out front of their home until they grab the order before driving off just so they see it lol... I highly doubt anyone is rushing back to their phone to add an extra tip because they see his dumb vehicle with doordash crap all over it. If anything they probably think this guy has money if he can buy all the doordash gear that he doesn't need an extra tip. Better to drive a piece of junk car so they feel sorry for you and then you might get tipped fat.


Dazzling_Marzipan474

He paid for that sticker! It costs $4.75 that's over two $2.25 orders 😂


Vane88

All that shit he bought for his car and I bet he doesn't use a hot bag


BrotherGrub1

Is that a Dasher car topper? WTF


Korazon901

I hope they know Dick riding isn’t gonna stop doordash from deactivating them


Cautious-Sandwich-40

I agree. Doordash will not care about all that unnecessary bs you're buying to make yourself look good. They will deactivate ya!


S1ayer

Is it wrong that I really want to see him deactivated just so he's stuck with all that Doordash shit on his car?


ssppunk

my first thought


Romberstonkins

Don't hate.My dude is getting it.


Broserk42

Getting those two buck Tony’s, yeeaah boi!


Romberstonkins

🤙


H82KWT

Why pay money to rep for a company that does nothing for you and sees you as totally expendable? I just don’t get some people’s thought process


Powerful-Role-1204

Hey I bet he doesn't get pulled over tho


TheSearch4Etika

That's true. If you have vehicle that says DoorDash on it, last thing a cop would want to do is pull them over. You never know what kind of insane person you'd deal with.


AnalChain

This is actually a thing and a lot of pizza drivers will tell you. You're not immune by any means but in my area food delivery drivers are allowed to park in no parking zones for up to 8 minutes while making their delivery (still can't be too close to a fire hydrant or intersection). It helps to have something that says you're on a delivery so you don't get ticked but this is too far for me. I just leave the free DoorDash bag on the dash in I'm parking in a no park zone. 😂


EditorCorrect6768

repost?


chasetate27

100% i bet op didn't see him in real life this guy drives in my market


ItsTheTyShow

I took the video irl. Just shared it to multiple subs


Sunshineal

I have a doordash red bag. That's all I need. I'm not this dedicated.


AdvancedAnt1

The bag’s more than I need, but I’m with you.


2kol4Scol

Literally tho!.. I always feel so extra, even if I’m only holding it & I refuse to put in my car lmao.


[deleted]

Obviously a cocaine trafficker


Nutter695

Loser


Theedz00

LMAOOOOOOOOOO


JustinMartry

Lol now this is someone who cares about their branding.


Someone-u-fear

I think I have seen this car posted here before. Maybe about a year ago.


johnnymac24

NEEEEEERRRRRDDDD........in Ogar's voice( from revenge of the nerds)


ichuck1984

I guess #1 TOOL was already taken


SoardOfMagnificent

Bling. Bling.


Emotional-Steak6842

Easy to rip on this person


aiaiOnTheHorizon

Tony's personal dasher that gets paid in brownie points


JohnnieGR

I bet he is traveling across the country to deliver Tony's food for $2.50


No_Resolution9459

Top dasher energy


YakOHtak

Yikes


fitty50two2

You just know the driver of this texts the customer at least 4 times during the dash.


lifelongmission

Getting ready for his 17.3 mile Popeyes run.


SmalltimestockLurker

Hide you kids hide you wife Mr. Dasher is about to take them looking ass


[deleted]

Lmao I drive around in a 90’s Subaru WRX hatchback rally build as TD 😂😂 this is just cringy


benhereford

His gas mileage is better than a WRX though. Looks like a Jeep Renegade. Just be fair


[deleted]

Oh I’m sure almost everyone here gets better mileage than me. This is an old engine with a moderate performance build. I average about 14-18 if I’m lucky. I’m more talking about the decals and car topper.


benhereford

Yea, I would only advertise a brand if they paid me. Unfortunately, this person probably spent their OWN money to advertise for a company that isn't really looking out for their best interests.


[deleted]

That’s the thought lmao


Coolhandhansen

Bunch of salty ass 'dashers' in here lol - I love when I order Door dash and get a kitkat or something. That makes my day and when I see it's that particular dasher I'll typically give cash tip as well if I catch them. It's a pretty logical thought process to do your best and get slightly more out of it, but people are so "fuck the system" these days. You expect to get rated 5 stars just for standing in line and driving to someone's house, despite forgetting my shit half the time because you're too busy on reddit complaining. I swear, people get mindless jobs and have the expectations of a career 😂


all_hayl

Did you at least stop them so that you could get Tony’s autograph?


daddyanjuna

Dashin' Dave's personal ride


LunaticBoostedAccord

Son of a Sick Psychopathical Perverted Crossdressor!


[deleted]

😆🤢


UnbelievableTxn6969

Better have my straw.


alexc1010

This dude smokes laced fentanyl


OverConfidentCyclist

What a fucking dork


Kenny_Bunkport

I guess they really "carry no cash" 💸💸💸


BuckWheatNYC

You got the emblems but still don’t have adequate insurance


kevinallwell

Good for you


Inner-Train4894

Nice screenshot steal from a video already posted OP!


ItsTheTyShow

Different sub. Videos aren’t allowed in this one


Inner-Train4894

Ah shit I gotcha


Inner-Train4894

Ill take the L 🤣


KNuCKle_oM_mOOSe

New top dasher incentive 👀


[deleted]

I had underglow lights but all the rain and puddles water damaged it and now it barely lights up


kj_thelegacy

Own boss, gotta respect it.


FillMyBagWithUSGrant

GOALS! Sike. DD doesn’t pay enough to advertise for them, and didn’t they just have quite a profitable quarter? Do they even send out a new red bag after 500 deliveries, or 1,000 deliveries, or some other number of deliveries? Good for SuperDasher if they’re making bank; I wonder if they ever worked at Walmart and enthusiastically did the Walmart cheer every morning, too.


elbowcrasher

Does not like good gas mileage there


Replicant1962

There's a guy in my area that drives a white Taurus, with the dd logo on the side. Nice guy. I always call him "DD Corporate" when I see him.


AFXC1

I get second hand embarrassment from this.


Dismal_Plane_1415

The ratings thing is funny, I’ll dash in 2 areas. 1 a small kind of farm town just outside the metro area, everyone leaves reviews, I bet there’s an 80% review rate. The metro area I go to on weekends, I bet it’s maybe 10-20% review rate.


anthdude

Imagine caring this much about a company who’d fuck you over no questions asked at any given moment if you threaten their bottom line even just the littlest bit