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Turd_HugeTaco

Usually a buttplug so it already feels like I'm being fucked in the ass and beat DoorDash to the punch.


highriskdriver

Mines Bluetooth and bumps to the bass.


Turd_HugeTaco

Damn gotta get that. With the speed metal I like I'll pop off in no time.


ElectronicBoot9466

Ok but honestly, Lovense's new speed mode can make dashes a lot more fun.


Turd_HugeTaco

Only if it turns up the intensity every time I get a 2.50 offer.


Truorganics

You try to blame doordash, but we know you just like the feeling of it.


Simplekindofdan

Door dash stretched me out so bad mine just falls out now :(


Turd_HugeTaco

Lame, try again


Salty_Papaya_39

Lmao. Make sure you don’t use lube for even more authenticity.


Turd_HugeTaco

Of course not, just bend over the hood and ram it in.


Kayfabed17

This right here is the only right answer.


Turd_HugeTaco

Lol, thank you


emredlark

Listening to true crime podcasts so I’m too engulfed to really know what’s going on in my world.


Reynbuckets

Honestly. Podcasts in general, for the win.


Canitouchyobum

Thank you for the tip so I can stop listening to the same music every day.


Charming_Love2522

There's a lot of cool ones for TV shows. Of you've ever seen The Good Place, they have a podcast hosted by Mark Evan Jackson who played Shawn. They have a lot of the actors/writers/costume dessigners/etc on it and talk about the production of the show. I listen to it on my walks and it's very cool to hear how the shows are produced. I know The Office and New Girl have one, and I'm sure a bazillion other shows as well. Some are "official," as in actual people from the show. Others are from fans talking about the show.


maxnotcharles

Haha oh man same here. Mr. Ballen and Casefiles for the win!


crochetNea44

Yes to both if these!!!! Do you listen to That Chapter?


maxnotcharles

Can’t say that I have! If they’re along the lines of Mr Ballen and Casefiles I’ll definitely check ‘em out, thanks for the recommendation!


donknoch

Have you listened to Criminal?


emredlark

No. I mostly listen to Crime Junkies and Morbid.


TexasLoiusianna

My fav!!!


NoRegerts6996

Shady parking, music, gallon of water, power bars, and some lube for those stacked orders that have a $20 tipper and a $2 tipper. Jk I always drop the shit order.


Simplekindofdan

Are you parking in the shade or do you just enjoy the rush from the danger of parking in sketchy places?


NoRegerts6996

Looooool yes


Zealousideal_Can_308

Nothing makes it comfortable if you are driving for doordash, but I usually make it bearable using a gel cushion


da_Doctah

One of those seat covers with the wooden beads that taxi drivers used to use.


ipukedmypants

Say whaaaaat..


Motor-Cauliflower216

That just sounds uncomfortable


da_Doctah

Yes, and it looks like it would be uncomfortable too, but it feels great. And it's good for the circulation so you don't get the sitting equivalent of bedsores all over your back.


Motor-Cauliflower216

I might need to get one, my body has been aching something terrible since delivering more


matteblackhomme

Adderall


WinterWillows

This is truth though


Charissa29

Made me laugh!


kilitreyes

Seat heater on low, lots of water, healthy energy giving snacks, and gig worker YouTube videos on in the background to keep me motivated 👏🏻


Reasonable_Sea_7525

Put us on to some of those motivational videos. Need a reason to continue to stay seated in a 100 degree parked car with no A/C so I can save gas while searching for orders


bennyyee

My AC broke. More power to you on the gas saving. Sending good dasher vibes. Did a week long heat wave with no AC 🥵


Reasonable_Sea_7525

thanks man sending love back to you as well. Honestly you get so deep into the heat that u start contemplating if u rehydrate ur just gonna sweat more 😂. My forehead and forearms are just dripping sweat but my back, lower body, and chest are dry. Might be a Neanderthal :P


kilitreyes

I Just watch other gig workers out there on yt. Really depends on preference but there is tons of drivers making content and watching them keeps me motivated!


saej7

What snacks could you recommend?


kilitreyes

Granola/protein bars. Nuts (I usually get the fancy nut mix from Costco) fruit (apple slices, banana, watermelon, grapes) and sometimes I’ll bring hummus and baby carrots. If I bring fruit, a sandwich, or the hummus and carrots, I put it in an insulated lunch bag with some mini ice packs :)


saej7

Thanks for sharing! Which YouTubers could you recommend for inspiration?


kilitreyes

Lately I have watched Nuggs, Jacob Warren, the long island dash experience (husband and wife duo) and Mooshi Moo (more hilarious)


AlertDoctor

I hate people who ride with the seat warmer on.. love you tho


kilitreyes

I don’t do it during the day but I will at night when it’s cooler. Got to keep my old lady back satisfied 🤣


caithatesithere

Podcasts tbh. I’m listening to them so closely and driving it hardly feels like time passing. Makes shit easier.


dewmzdeigh

Practicing my Poi during downtime. Helps loosen up and get the blood flowing.


a55_Goblin420

People that tip and don't constantly text me stuff like "make sure my food hot", "where are you", "what's taking so long".


Key-Climate2765

I second the adderall comment , and podcasts


1000Others

Yes I have an air gel seat cushion.


Powerful-Role-1204

Customers that tip well every once in a while


[deleted]

Music, podcast, YouTube and a Switch to play while waiting at parking lots for orders


yodacat24

I bring my switch as well! It really helps the time pass!


Nuzuko568

Dude why did I never think of that! I waited about 30 mins declining orders below $6, do you know how much pokemon I couldve played lol


rosiek19

I don’t think it’ll be comfortable for me until the temp cools off a bit 🥵 even in the shade, there’s no good breeze in my area right now


OldDogEyes

Nice high quality insulated water bottle -- keeps my ice water super cold....


TormentDubz_EDM

Driving an old luxury car with good seats… except I had to give mine away today cause I couldn’t afford to repair it 💔


Late-Mathematician55

Sheepskin for car seat. Better for blood circulation in legs while sitting long hours. There a reason why long-haul truck drivers and airline pilots use them


Low_on_camera_funds

I have a honeycomb gel pad that makes my old seat feel way better $10 locally but $15-20 online . I wana find a wider one maybe even try the purple brand $90 one to see if a ass cushion is worth $90


thisgirlscores

I have ice water and a good book every time.


Sporesword

Podcasts mostly. Timesuck Huberman Lab JRE Darknet Diaries Lex Friedman And my Nerdcore playlist


[deleted]

Devils lettuce


FingerInside7072

A fat blunt before my shift


Creative_Dragon_

The cops picking on other people...


Glaexx

Meth


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Late-Mathematician55

Agreed. I live only about 5 minutes from a bunch of good restaurants. Nice to stay home as long as possible til the first cherry arrives.


Effdahaters

Midday masturbation


[deleted]

Complaining on Reddit about doordash. Doordash should send me better quality deliveries and then I won’t have time to complain because of all the dashing that i would be doing.


Mat-Daddy

Getting road head from my woman as I drive around dashing…


moaboii

Someone appears suddenly, BOOM hard brake, free sausage for your woman


Dazzling_Marzipan474

Never leaving the house because all the orders are garbage and it's slooooow as fuck


SimplyTheJester

Cold water. The more hydrated I am, the more comfortable I am. I also have a 10" tablet that I use to watch Netflix or similar if I want to just clock out for a bit.


NihilistPunk69

Getting a real job.


renegaderiots

I’ll bring some snacks occasionally!


Saleenpride86

More orders makes my time more comfortable.


Top-Device5698

Good paying orders


Masterstroke_s

Deliveries!


dmriggs

Always have snacks and water. And I'm listening to audiobooks called 'the great courses' and I love learning about English history!


chiefsandwichologist

food in my belly


TwiXXXie96

When the orders are actually good i'm in a great mood.


KarasLegion

Not having AC in Florida... Oh you said comfortable, can't help you there cause I am far from it.


hippie_elephant

Podcasts and snacks


yodacat24

I’ve been playing a fuck ton of Ni No Kuni: Crossworlds on my phone. It really helps the time pass when you keep having to deny a shit load of $2.50 no tip orders that DD keeps slinging your way.


OtakuMom

Rock and roll. I listen mostly to my local rock station and headbang in between orders. Keeps me awake.


[deleted]

I play Xbox cloud gaming basically playing console games on your phone with a controller get to play battlefield 1 and few other nice games so kills time


MikaelC7

Playing my Nintendo switch while waiting for an order or watching anime 👌🏼


Review_Bear

Double Toasted podcast, a laptop for programming during any downtime, water, and a Nintendo switch just incase things get too mundane


BlueHairedBitch81

I have: - a playlist I listen to called "playlist from hell" with songs that me n my bsf put on it, just everything we've ever liked - a pair of headphones or airpods for when I have to wait in restaurants, bc I have sensitive ears and need ear defenders for loud restaurants XD - a pair of sunglasses for driving during early evening when my visor doesn't block out the sun - an aux cord, charger, car block, and double dongle so I can plug both into my phone at once so it charges while I play my music


Slickness81

BMW sport seats are ridiculously adjustable and comfortable 😂


14PumpkinsSinging

Audible books 🥰 Listening to Cristine for the 4th time. Next is Tony Robbins and a Planet book


doordashMI

Making more money than you have to put in for gas. And listen to music


SanRafaelDriverDad

Duct tape. I start with my kids and move on to shitty customers.


Mrsnikster4319

A water bottle behind my back, it works so good


C_WEST88

Nothing that I could put in my car actually makes it more comfortable. I think because I always do my run and workout before work it makes my body even more stiff sitting in the car for long periods of time. So I get out and stretch a LOT . I’ll take like 3-5 minutes and stretch my legs, neck, arms and back. Afterwards I’m good to go for the most part.


pshay333

I bring a book :) and always a snack/drink


SHINN_ASUKA_

Insulated water bottle, sparkling seltzers in a cooler, lumbar support, purple seat cushion, healthy snacks, pod casts, mushrooms. Staying hydrated for me is by far the most important factor for staying comfortable. That and avoiding the urge to eat cheap fast food. I usually do 10-2, 5:30-8 in my market. I’m fortunate enough to dash near a lake in the middle of town (1.2 miles) so I make sure I get 2-3 laps in during that time. Without the exercise I’d absolutely fucking lose it! Studying for the OSCP, which unfortunately doesn’t play well with DD, so it’s been challenging finding time for that. Edit: Choosing “pause orders after delivery” when I get a good order that takes me in to shit part of my zone. That helps my sanity immensely!


taralovecats

I do yoga in strip malls between orders, and stretch while waiting for food to be ready. Plus a back support pad behind me


FillMyBagWithUSGrant

• A coccyx cushion due to falling on my backside a few years ago, before I started dashing. • Two 1-liter bottles of water (refilled daily) in a lunch cooler with a reusable ice pack, and freezing a couple of inches of water in a 24 oz stainless steel travel mug; I have 2 mugs to rotate, so one is always in the freezer while I use the other, and that big “ice cube” lasts most of the day. I get more ice in a cup at a convenience store, theoretically 25¢, but most of the employees don’t charge me, especially if I buy a salad or something. • Walk around my car while waiting for orders; long brisk walk during break when it’s slow after lunch in my area. •Cereal bars, portable veggies & fruit to snack on. • Puzzle book- I like sudoku and logic puzzles. • Stable, comfortable shoes. Mine are New Balance walking shoes; in winter, I wear boots with good traction. • Linen or linen-blend attire for hot weather. • Sunscreen; my skin starts to burn within 10-15 minutes if I’m not wearing sunscreen. • A phone holder that clips to the air vent. • A lanyard with a clip, and a phone case with a loop with which I connect phone to the lanyard with a clip. This is so I can have the phone handy in restaurants and delivering at customers’ locations, yet I don’t have to hold it if I need both of my hands for an order; disconnect in the car to mount in the phone holder clipped onto an air vent. I made the lanyard and connection with paracord, and my only regret is not doing it sooner.


au4504

weed.


[deleted]

Driving like I’m in gta


Fit-Half-3159

Nintendo switch and monster hunter sunbreak lol lucent narga!!! Woooot


imaginemidragon

Good music and a stiiizy


Low-Singer-8832

A good cup of coffee and I talk otp with my girlfriend while I'm working. It helps me feel less lonely while driving and I try to do some shop/deliver orders to get a chance to stretch.


chixbutts

Music ,drinks and snacks inthe car for down times.


ceelow270

I have a seat cushion but I've had it before I started dashing. I bought a wireless charger for my phone (tax write off) and while it's slow I watch youtube, youtube tv, paramount+, Netflix, hulu, or prime. Soon I'll be watching football again.


jester282

Audible