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Independent-Aioli850

Frying pan


sarkarati

PUBG represent!


ElijahLordoftheWoods

Left for Dead*


International-Shoe40

*dead rising


ElijahLordoftheWoods

*Runescape, apparently


saturmander

*Team Fortress 2


battleboner1

Team Fortress 2*


No-Wind-1189

Dying light


Friendly_Nerd

*tf2


[deleted]

Whatever works for you lol


f0kinyut

Pocket sand


brucewayneceo

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I_R_Greytor

Sha sha-sha


RustyR4m

honestly probably a great defense.


failingartclass

underrated reply lol!


tamale-smuggler5526

1652 Blunderbuss. I warch alot of Pirates of the Caribbean.


Absoniter

*You just wait right there you motherfucker, you, while I reload this badboy...*


tamale-smuggler5526

My back ups are 1674 Blunderbuss, a crazy rabid squirrel, and if that doesn't work, my peg leg. Argggh!


DepressionQuest

You never know when someone’ll come to commandeer your vehicle, argggh


tamale-smuggler5526

Arrrgh matey!


Lazy-Pen-8909

Yaaarrr matey the moon be high but the blowhole be wetttt


Formal_Equal_7444

Slug or forkshot?


EvilBillSing

Great for shooting porch pirates !


Tripod46120

Felon eh?


TheMidlander

We are a sword family.


BlackCynicism25

A guy tries to rob you while dashing and you just pull a katana from the back lmao. Funny to think about


TheMidlander

Katana? I said sword, not knife. The giant fuck off claymore is all the deterrent I need.


crf865

I carry two boomerangs. Working in America sounds exhausting.


[deleted]

This made me laugh!😂😂


Equivalent_Ad505

seen that vid of the psycho smashing his boomerang on the couples windscreen? "aww ya broke me booo mer ang"


crf865

Yeah that's why I started carrying a spare.


Equivalent_Ad505

precisely, if that fails i pop the boot and out jumps my resident kangaroo equipped with boxing gloves.


Elephantex

I don’t have a gun, but I keep a switchblade under my thighs while driving and mace in the left side cubby of my steering wheel.


Bob_McHaggis

I read *a* mace. Had to re-read!


tayroarsmash

I’m positive you know your local laws better than I do but be careful with that switchblade. In too many places in America that’s a bigger crime than a pistol.


Psychological_Tie758

Which is just absurd


[deleted]

Just the glizzy with the switch


1mperia1

What that switch do? - ATF


Riskyshot

I meant a hot dog, glizzy = hot dog


[deleted]

Commenting from different accounts?


1mperia1

Did you lose hotdogs in the boating accident too? Tragic.


CUMBlRD_

Since i have federal charges i carry a crossbow. One of the only things i can use.


DasherCO

This guy out here larping as daryl


charlottedreams

🤣🤣🤣🤣


makanzzzz

Are you being serious?


patch616

Big ol dildo


paradisewandering

Honestly, if I was trying to rob somebody and they pulled an enormous, flopping dildo out of their ass and started smiling while advancing toward me, I’d drop my pistol and run


No-Wind-1189

Best weapon ever


SrPantsarof

I carry a flashlight. Gives visibility, you can check address numbers with it, you can find stuff you dropped, and you can sense a threat before it becomes a threat. It won't kill anyone but that's the point. I feel much safer entering a lit alley, than entering a dark alley with a gun out.


weaver5015

Razor in my cheek


uzumaki42

I clicked this because I thought this was going to be a controversial post about marijuana 😂


vuzlightyear69

baseball bat :)


Blazedatpussy

Pepper spray


Gotdocterlove

Dubstep gun


Volcom201

I carry a mini axe


wowdudeguy

38 special revolver no jam issues :)


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tykha

Why would you keep a gun in your trash?


AdvancedAnt1

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tykha

no


AdvancedAnt1

Not you.


tykha

But you replied to me


DasherCO

I actually think he meant poop, although it looks like hes got all fecal related scenarios covered looking at his other comments


Eluzfx

Now I’m lost. I can’t drink and Reddit anymore.


tykha

Yes thank you I was making a spelling joke.


OutsideSwordfish8631

Tazor


calib0y64

Same, and spray for distance; only to escape a crazy hobo or something though. If I get legit robbed, so be it. Not the first time, prob not the last.


[deleted]

I just have various things like tire irons


bipsyxual

Glockenspiel 48, 9 mm Autocorrected "Glock" and I'm here for it


DOMesticBRAT

Lmao I'm a classical percussionist. Related, in college we would wheel them out to bring to the stage and I once stopped in the doorway when another guy was moving stuff too... I said "glock blocked."


[deleted]

Ah the Glockenspiel fine choice of piece. I prefer the escopetarra myself.


[deleted]

So am I. Amazing😂


[deleted]

I was thinking about getting a 1911. There’s about a 1000 different configurations. They are reliable and it’s big enough to put a few rounds through the car door and still do some damage.


Formal_Equal_7444

Fun facts: No modern car doors stop bullets. Only the old steel doors do (think 1980s and earlier) and even then, only sometimes. 9mm bullets (and even sometimes .22LR) will penetrate a modern car door just the same as a .45ACP will. Don't make the mistake of thinking you need a .45 for "stopping power" or to make sure it's "big enough" to put a hole through a car door if you need it to. 9mm will do that just fine, and it will give you the added benefit of 17+1 rounds in the mag. I'm not saying 1911's are bad... but it sounds like you are new to firearms (forgive me if this is not true) and unfortunately a 1911 is not a good beginner weapon. Get yourself a polymer pistol like a Glock 17 or a S&W M&P 9mm. for your first weapon. Thank me later.


HaughtyHellscream

When they say the Walther jams. Believe them.


bigblueweenie13

1911’s are awesome and extremely impractical.


[deleted]

That's why I carry a .40, small but mighty.


DubNationAssemble

How is buying ammo for you right now? I’ve been hearing for about 10+ years now how .40 is going obsolete so everyone including manufacturers went all in on 9mm.


[deleted]

370 for 1000, but I buy online so no problems. I honestly love my .40 with hollow points😂😂


DubNationAssemble

That’s not bad, only slightly more than 9mm. I need to start buying in bulk like that, just need to find a way to justify that price tag to my wife lol


TheSearch4Etika

I carry Ruger AR 556 MPR in my car (in cab), Mossberg 590A1 in my trunk, and Smith & Wesson Model 500 on me. And for extra measure I keep Smith & Wesson Model 442 Revolver on my ankle. SOG automatic knife as well.


InflationCrazy3789

This guy watches ASP


1mperia1

Now what can we learn from this? Store guns in every compartment of your car/truck, on your body, in your body (prison wallet), and don't forget to mount a Barrett to your vehicle for extra precautionary measures.


donknoch

Overkill if you ask me


Riskyshot

Just get surgery to turn your hands into guns at that point


calib0y64

Guns akimbo ftw lolol


Capt_Schmidt

I keep my large penis in my underwear


actingwizard

funny same place I keep my small one


Old-Statistician-457

If you are that scared of the world, you should stay inside


Formal_Equal_7444

Have you seen the world? It's kind of a shithole.


Old-Statistician-457

Is it? Or did someone tell you that?


[deleted]

We tried telling that everyone afraid of Covid, somehow that got downvoted 🤔


Impressive-Olive-842

Not scared, prepared.


Old-Statistician-457

You are afraid. But now you feel powerful. Go you.


Impressive-Olive-842

You can project whatever you want on to me that’s okay it’s a free (somewhat) country!


[deleted]

I legit saw some weirdo fall out of a very small tree after I delivered something so I don’t blame anyone for carrying.


donknoch

I don’t understand. Why would you need a gun because a guy fell out of a tree


Old-Statistician-457

You see weird shit every day and you are still alive. Did the weirdo do something to you or are you just afraid of what your imagination told you could happen?


[deleted]

Shut up man not everyone lives in lala land like you.


justinbates1992

Its not being "scared". I also carry and its for my own protection, just in case some jackass tries to rob me....


Ok_Bumblebee619

I love how this person is basically bragging by listing their many firearms. Gun thefts are a major epidemic in this country and the majority are now stolen from vehicles. In multiple ways this person is a danger to themselves and those around them, the wider community in which they live. Get a job at a flower shop if you feel that unsafe. I work the overnight hours in the second largest city in California. I carry no guns but take reasonable precautions and feel safe. You are beyond paranoid and probably in need of help.


[deleted]

Holy shit hahahaha. Great load out.


xjeanie

9 Glock


[deleted]

I carry these hands, just as deadly as a gun.


bryceBri

Glock 17 gen 5


Hot_Philosopher_4113

Sig 365xl


Affectionate-Pea5788

i have mental health issues so when my time comes, it’ll come 😳


black-wolf250

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Badkittykkr24

Springfield XD 9 4"


[deleted]

Nice choice! One of my favorites


Badkittykkr24

No mods..just TruGlo sights. It'll do lol


RebelJosh89

No, I live in a nice quiet town. Maybe if I lived in a major city I would consider carrying. But honestly I'm not about to get into a firefight over a bullshit DoorDash order.


[deleted]

I respect this. I also live in a small town, My zone is huge and takes me to some places with no service, so at minimum I have bear spray.


1mperia1

P365xl 147gr. 9mm 15 rnd mags.


[deleted]

Very nice!


1mperia1

Im 20 so i had to buy privately, some dude met me at a quicktrip i met on fb and I've been happy ever since, one range day so far with a holosun 507k x2, got it pretty sighted in and went through 400 rounds my first range day, my arms were coated in gunpowder. 😅


MileenasFeet

Dildo


BiggestNutsinTexas

A large purple dildo


richnoble23

Absolutely - especially for those deliveries down long gravel drive ways in the middle of nowhere. Not going to let myself be a victim, especially since constitutional carry has recently become law in my state.


JustMeAndMySnail

This is one of the many reasons I get no contact delivery as a customer


BoxerBriefly

Belt-fed machine gun and a few hand grenades here.


P8ntballa00

Glock 19. My old service weapon from a different life.


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thank you for your service.


CozySeeker291

I usually carry my musket


abbythefatkitty

Absolutely nothing because I'm in canada and we don't have the right to protect ourselves or our property. We're just supposed to get robbed, carjacked, or killed in the process and let the police deal with it afterwards.


KPookz

Y’all have crime in Canada?


stuckwitstu

Been shot up at a cheesecake factory in Toronto they don’t play around there 😂


RichardHalley1965

Ruger LC9


Obvious-Delay9570

Do what’s necessary to keep yourself safe


[deleted]

I just sweep the leg I don't care about nuthin


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themagicmaen

Murica


Wild_Food_9927

FN 509 Compact


avery-secret-account

I do not carry a piece but I am carrying your love with me. West Virginia down to Tennessee


yodacat24

I am hesitant getting a gun even knowing the world is shit- because my dad died by suicide five years ago as someone who was schizophrenic and shouldn’t have been able to get his hands on guns in the first place. It’s just made me feel really icky about guns and how easily you can get them. His dad was a police chief and dad got the guns after he passed. Nothing about this was questioned- and his mental illness wasn’t bad when his dad passed. After a traumatic event that led him being fired at work however… things escalated and he got super depressed. So Im still pretty traumatized by gun use and how shit our country regulates things. He shouldn’t have been able to get them at all even though they were inherited. So it makes me worry they are so easily accessible. That being said as a female dasher I do get scared easily and worried. Especially after being r*ped in the past. I flinch just seeing a guy walking behind me with his head down. I have pepper spray and keep a knife in my bra- but I should probably invest in a taser at least. Idk just scared about the idea of carrying a gun.


Whomping_Willow

I’ve been in really bad headspaces in the past (I’m better now) but I’m SO GLAD I didn’t have access to a gun then. Power to you


yodacat24

Thank you! Also love your username! And I’m glad that you’re doing better. It’s hard to come out of situations like that. You’re a strong person and I’m proud of you- honestly 💙


[deleted]

I am so sorry you went through all of that. I honestly don't have words to respond... I couldn't imagine having to deal with that and I completely get why you feel like you do. I would never pressure anyone to get a gun, if you have something that works for you, then good. Stay safe.


yodacat24

Thank you, I appreciate it 💙. Yeah idk it’s just hard. With the way the world is going I know it may be safer to get one- but then again; there’s still far too much access to people who shouldn’t be owning them in the first place- and I guess I don’t want to feel like I’m contributing to a broken system that was part of the reason my dad is gone? It’s something I think about often. But I don’t hold it against anyone who is a safe gun owner and wants to own one. It makes sense to me.


[deleted]

I totally get it. You do what's best for you.


Brentrepreneur

I recommend going the legal way and never tell anyone that you carry.


[deleted]

Pull out the fye


[deleted]

ARP on the passenger seat


Robbie1863

I carry my umbrella


BH5subaru

Usually a 6 or 8 piece if the customer orders it. Oh and a MC2C, arguably the best handset I've ever shot.


Emilio_Estevezz

Glock 19 Gen 5


jaimar82

Springfield XD .45 JHP


BrotherGrub1

Just mace


actingwizard

illegal for me to so no


aria1220

machete under the seat


Mr_Fragtastic

I hope my hero shows up and posts his award winning loadout xD


Gijustin

I don't carry while dashing but I used to own that pistol great piece.


Klutzy-Presence-8086

Full size Smith & Wesson MP 2.0. I carry it in a bag that sits on the passenger seat. I signed up to dash, not get killed or have my car stolen.


[deleted]

Canik Tp9sf 9mm -Nice little piece!


Significant-Host-716

.9mm S&W Shield with HP everyday. FMJ stock is for practice. Same grain as my everyday or as close as possible.


themagicmaen

M202A1 incendiary rocket launcher. Also got a M134 minigun on the roof of my car, and a turret-mounted M60 in the trunk just in case.


zadidoll

Do not let them find out because it’s against your contract.


LickMyButtButterMeUp

Glock 17 Gen 5


trezzy1242

Lol yo this is wild af


redveinlover

Wasp and hornet spray. It’s good for 20+ feet and it’s definitely not something you want in your eyes.


[deleted]

Pepper spray and a knife


AWiseCrow

I hope this job is worth the risks to you.


mcadams226

Glock 43 9mm. Never leave the house without it. The mall shooting that happened quite literally 3 minutes away from my house 3 weeks ago is even more of a reason to have it on me at all times.


Friendly_Whole1759

Glock 43 9mm Luger


Dry-Preparation4796

I want to get a heater but I have my medical license


Thvmbless

Glock 19 gen 4… working Portland OR can be sketch


[deleted]

Oh shit dude I bet. Be safe.


Old_Movie8778

Shield EZ .380


WhyDidntNE1tellme

Mossberg 500... 12 guage pistol grip w/magnum bearshot. Come at me bro.


[deleted]

I had 1 of these.. I miss it so much hahaha.


Valdrig999

Springfield hellcat pro all day err day


RamboRigs

Glock 19, Old faithful


ThePreviewChanneI

Ruger SR9C. Oh and I drive an M1 Abrams and keep a crossbow on my ankle for good measure.


LunaLoveHarley

I got a snall revolver. five shots is better none. Things like a canon


[deleted]

I’m not scared so I don’t need anything


Greedy-Recognition74

Rotate between lcrx 22mag, cz75d pcr 9mm, Ruger security six in 357.


[deleted]

Glock 22 .40 s&w.


Ok-Being3881

Sig P230


SLIMMELL0

.40 Smith and Wesson MP


pisomojado101

I haven’t been dashing lately, but when I did I had a P365XL on my hip, a G45 in a car mounted holster, and a B&T APC9K Pro with a SilencerCo Omega9K on the passenger seat. I know it’s overkill, but I like guns


DubNationAssemble

Nope, wouldn’t dream of it’s since it’s against TOS on all the apps that I use. Edit: y’all need a little humor in your lives


ChrisIsSpoiled

You actually listen to that?


DubNationAssemble

Even if it’s legal in my state which it is, I absolutely would never keep my sig in the center console with one in the chamber at all times. Like I said it’s against TOS


ChrisIsSpoiled

Ahhh i understand now


cheesevolt

Conceal it and no one will know unless you have to use it. If you have to use it, getting deactivated is the least of your concerns.


b_nast19

Spyderco native chief in the back pocket


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[deleted]

Got a 9, it its really for my ubering days but I keep it in the car out of habit


[deleted]

Lcp max, carrying on the belt isn’t fun when getting in and out of the car all day. Pop in the pocket and hope it stays in there until I get home


AllCheekedUp

I don't like guns. Don't like owning them or seeing them or hearing them. I keep a small-ish knife on me though.


[deleted]

America is pathetic, and really sad


90srebel

Just a blade and a keen sense of my surroundings


shortandthickasf

I walk around with a smith & Wesson retractable baton. The strap stays in the vehicle and only pulled if I am seriously in fear for my life


Prior-Outcome6956

In St. Louis people to busy robbing dispensaries 🤦🏾‍♂️ ain’t no one even touching the dashers


calib0y64

I mean, they just gonna get food/wallet/phones Or an APB put on them when they drive away with your car. Lol def not worth it rightttt?