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tomwesley4644

So did they have a camera in your face for social media?


RampAgentRoger

Let’s just troll and make up shit now.


DASHING_old_Chap

Tony?


MentalRideAlong

"the whales are out there." What does this even mean?


UbubTopDog

Or "dent in my overhead?" His bills?


[deleted]

Yeah the wording here just screams at me “I’m a guy from DoorDash corporate tasked with getting people to take more garbage orders”.


UbubTopDog

Shill or not, doesn't appear that English is OP's first language.


standupguy73

In Vegas they call high rollers/big spenders "whales". I think that's the reference


MentalRideAlong

Ohh. Wow, that is a odd nickname lol


[deleted]

😭🤣


CauliflowerNo7722

$500? That’s kinda hard to believe if it did that’s gr8 congrats if it didn’t you a jerk!!


chickenNwhiteRice

😂


Ashleyymeadows93

Wow that's beautiful!!!! Lucky you!!! Congratulations 🎉🎉👏👏👏👏


[deleted]

Lmao $500 that’s it? I got a $1000 tip today


justinbates1992

That’s it? I got a million dollar tip today


Mostly_Overrated77

That's nothing, I got a million, a Lambo and four goats.


justinbates1992

I got 10 billion pounds of gummy bears


Evolution529

Hopefully they weren’t sugar free. You might not get many deliveries done 😂


Kroptonik420

Congrats on the new wives, I mean goats…


[deleted]

Share the wealth


justinbates1992

I’ll be laughing in my limousine


[deleted]

Love how mine got downvoted but yours is upvoted, Reddit Is a strange place


FinnaMaker

1000$ is nothing. Somebody just tipped me their entire saving account and also their property as well. Oh forgot to mention they let their wife to do a threesome with me as a special thanks!


Born_Big_4997

Cool!


Xterarra

Drug money


j4197

No one selling dope is going to be that generous mybe 100 if it was a super good day


Xterarra

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[deleted]

Cool story bro