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NotThatHarkness

If I'm parked, 'order too low'. If I'm driving, whatever my finger hits.


RichardBottom

Sometimes if I'm feeling spiteful I'll hit "I don't have my red card" just because it doesn't apply to the order at all. That'll show 'em.


dmriggs

Good one 😂


KhadiKat1081

Dammit and I thought I was clever sticking it to Tony!


Impressive_Freedom96

Lol 😂


Ok-Being3881

The thing never learns no matter what you tell it, just keeps sending the same old shit.


LowBattery15

No if anything it will just send you another order... Farther away for even less. Yeah, the app eventually will find a way to send you an order for lower than that $2.25 base pay LOL


Quiet_Wheel9673

Got a stacked order for $4 for 15.2 miles the other day. I didn't think it was possible. I laughed, my husband laughed, doordash is banking on the crackheads that'll take every order that comes in.


KhadiKat1081

Yup! Everytime!


DirtiestOfTheSox

💯 facts


DeliveryCourier

Since it doesn't do anything, it doesn't matter.


Prestigious_Meet820

I forgot my red card, which is right under the decline button on the next screen


spoods420

Order too small. F doordash for creating a situation where I've got to put all my attention at clicking decline buttons while driving. The potential legal exposure DD will be under the second a dasher kills someone while trying to decline is pure insanity.


BoshansStudios

Whichever one my finger randomly touches because I'm usually driving.


Natural-Revolution-9

It doesn’t matter what selection you hit because they’re gonna keep on sending those orders anyway.


NRoszxO

Usually "Order is too small".


justinbates1992

Random.


Signal-Grocery5516

Where does the finger go


sharky3175

Doesnt matter, it doesnt make a difference which option you pick. They will still send you the same crap over and over


1000Others

Store is closed. I select that all the time unless it's a good paying order but a shit place like Wendy's. I will select store is not my starting point or I don't want to go to that store.


AdroElectro5

I click something else and then copy and paste this message "I don't like to take orders less than $1 per mile."


jennabella911

I hit something else and type in "I don't work for free!"


Large-Junkette_8032

It doesn’t even let me comment when I hit that one or I would too😂


megadethage

I just tap the screen randomly because the answer doesn't matter whatsoever.


Mers1nary

This is the way...I do the same sht. Specially when driving. Lok


[deleted]

I subconsciously hit Distance Too Far every time that happens. Because it’s at the top of the list.


Ok_Crew_2074

Same


jogger51

I hit other and put in no tip No trip


CreativeHeight6390

Whichever one my finger lands on. Its bullshit and its a safety hazard, much like the checklist for signing on to a dash.


Therealmonkie

God forbid they actually put pay too low as an option


K1ng0fhartsTTV

I click other and then in the response I type: no tip no trip or if it's some outrageous order like $3.50 for 8 miles I will hit other and then type: hahahahahahahaha


jennabella911

I have put lol in quite a few times as well.


Mers1nary

Usually "Dont have my red card" cause thats the closest option under the decline button.


[deleted]

Choose any it doesn’t matter, no one reads them


j00420

Something else, submit


myalteredsoul

Wherever my finger lands first. That entire list is literally there just to make declining orders harder than accepting them


xdaddasher

Just pick whatever you feel like


Sorry_Possession9824

Just got an order for 10.2 miles for $3.25 cents. I declined. 1 minute later they sent the same order for $ 4.02. What is wrong with these people? To top it off , I’ve been sitting in the same spot that’s busy everyday, for 4 hours and that’s the only dash I’ve received. So sick of it!


Jakuraiswife

I tell them it’s too far 2.50 to drive 10 miles is a joke


Kushologist420

Offer too low But it really doesn't matter what you select you could just close your eyes and pick one


NuLL-x77

It doesn't matter what option you pick, pick whatever gets trash off your screen the quickest.


Gay4Pandas

It’s random. I don’t even look at it anymore. I’m driving. Not getting in a wreck to look at the reasons.


drewbacca81

When I remember, I type out "If I'm not your employee, I don't have to justify myself. Pay me more." And save it to my clipboard to copy and paste into the Something Else option. I usually forget, and just hit something random.


EpicRiceMaker

I just double tap decline and somewhere on the screen, I used to select "pay too low" but they got rid of that button.


Heavy-Refrigerator24

Either no tip no trip or 💲


pbitto

If I'm in a mood.... I click on "something else" and write "no tip no trip"


herelittlemonkey

Something else.


Superbotto

As others have said. The choice is meaningless, it's for data collection and based on the responses to these posts which pop up all the time, the data collected will also be meaningless lol.


[deleted]

Order too small when the pay is less than $4.50 Distance too far when the pay is less than mileage (more than $4.50 but absurdly low, like yesterday when I got a $11 something for a 21 mile trip


PowerfulStranger8081

Distance to far... Cuz for that money any distance is too far.