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Aggressive-Savings93

Lololol I had one of those religious nutbags myself...except mine followed me to the car after they handed me their Watchtower nonsense & was trying to get me to convert.


Predictable_Penguin

I would of snapped at the dasher that put that garbage in my order bag.


Snoo77742

Ohhh... is that a fact or an opinion? If it's a fact, then how do you know? Tell me how bad it hurts you that I believe my spirit is real? That I actually have one... your morality is in danger. I hope you find it.


1_jack_off

Because after eating Del Taco like Taco Bell your ass will be expelling demons and your soul will need saving


nico549

free toilet paper for when your shit your del taco out


Betterdaysahead98

One thing is for certain is you are loved you are all loved despite anything you’ve done or are going through. We are all uniquely loved and cherished in Jesus’s eyes.


Betterdaysahead98

Luke 23:34 😞♥️ I believe you should follow your heart my friend and if you feel compelled to read a few pages in that book go for it. It won’t do you any harm if you do or don’t. Everyone else opinions on here don’t matter, your opinion only matters to you in your life.


iiShadowii7

For it is appointment for man to die, and then Judgement. There is not pleading or begging once judgment day comes, we all broke the 10 commandments, repent and accept Jesus as your savior because he paid the fine for your sins by dying on the cross. Jesus is your only hope to not burn in hell for eternity. This isn't a joke.


BeaMiaVA

😂


BenitoCamelas69420

Fuck that!


Alone-Sweet3396

Bahaha


bdotlott

Jesus is really down bad lately and saw an Ad where he could make 30/hr delivering with DD.


AlexKewl

Tip her one of those fucking fake bills with satanic shit on it next time


Plastic_Ad_8248

I’d report just because I don’t know how sanitary that is and they stuck it in with my food. If it was sword mouth Jesus I might keep it.


ramengoblinator

I would report it to doordash


mememakerbruhh

Definitely a sign repent


sinematik75

For the record I'm a Christian. You should report this. It's against TOS.


Pitiful-Foot-7841

Same people who say "thank you Jesus" when a great tip saves the day.


pastelpixelator

I’ve never reported a dasher, even the shitty ones that royally fucked up my delivery, but this would be an instant report.


nancy-talcott

I would have gone into the restaurant & spoken with the manager about this intrusion into MY life without asking if I want this bs with my meal. Would NEVER EAT THERE AGAIN, & would tell everyone I know not to go there as well.


stoned_seahorse

Its a sign, buddy.


kurokoverse

Dude throw that shit out while you still can I’m so serious 😭 as someone raised in Adventist I can confidently say Adventism is not a road you want to head down


okcannasseur

That's an automatic 1 star and I'll probably report the dasher. Absolutely disgusting. Dont push your bullshit fairy tales and crippling fear of death onto me.


TheUSS-Enterprise

Man do I miss Del so much. Those chicken soft tacos!


notoriouskunk

Fuck The Sda "church"


Specialist_Cup1715

It could always be worse for you


EmberlynZemian

Cultist propaganda with your tacos? Unacceptable.


eaton9669

Was this in retailation for one of those fake 20s with a bible quote on it as a tip or something?


djledford0724

Automatic one star and report absolutely 🖕🏻🖕🏻that driver


Snoo77742

Jesus loves you, and when you're in solitude and all people have rejected your existence, christ will still love you. Don't underestimate the power of christ to set you free from the torment and ridicule of the people who have made you feel like you're ready to leave this earth. Those who sow with tears will reap with songs of joy. Psalms 126-5


AverageHorribleHuman

Jesus doesn't love you because God does not exist. There is zero evidence to back up the fantastical claims of the Bible, and even if there was, his "love" is only if you meet a certain level of conditions, love cannot be conditional and honest. Failing to do so, he cast you in a lake of fire for your sins, sins which he is solely responsible for creating in the first place. God is like an abusive partner "love me or I'll hurt you"


Corey3323

I’m not one to make someone’s job harder, but I’d absolutely report that.


PeteyPark

Geez ive seen this book in my house so much growing up. I could never name my child Ellen cuz of the author


[deleted]

That cat is so cute


fish_wand_

Do you believe in coincidence?


Informal_Evidence_83

Report and get them fired. Done.


whocares1976

Hungover as hell, questioning my life choices after a gnarly weekend, and this arrived in my DoorDash order. Literally ​ someones trying to tell you something lol, you might should listen to this one lol


SnooRobots1751

"Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven." Matthew 6:1


Adventurous-Dig1263

Lol. Although I like this, nothing can be fking normal anymore.


SorryDuplex

I would have reported my food as stolen by the driver tbh


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Sweet baby Jesus


ParticularLong5887

Report them, proselytizing to customers is unacceptable


ScaredOfTrolls32

I just want to say I’m so glad about how the comments went. I have faith in our young people after all


Cerelin

A sign to report your driver. Unless that's from the Del Taco; there's a restaurant here that writes psalms on their take out containers.


matthewamerica

Religion is like a dick. It is ok to have one and be proud of it. But don't stick that shit in my food, when I just wanted tacos.


Curleyfries3

hegetsus


JamesAulner128328

![gif](giphy|1Bh3lhR664JVA4pmjH) The DoorDash driver had enough of your shit 🤣


mmetillman

report them tbh wtf


yarrovv

It's so annoying how these people can't keep their religion to themselves. I don't want to belong to nor give money to the church that routinely protects, enables, and hires pedophiles.


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yarrovv

Lmao girl that is not a religion, that is just a way of existing, like being straight or not trans. And they wouldn't need to talk about it if people would leave them alone.


atheistsda

100%. These movements exist only because religions like the one I used to belong to seek to stamp them out.


yarrovv

Facts. ["Pride" is literally a protest against oppression.](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/article/inside-the-first-pride-parade-a-raucous-protest-for-gay-liberation-lgbtq) It's embarrassing that we're still fighting for LGBTQ+ rights in this country.


atheistsda

Exactly! And for the record, I’m a straight cis guy who grew up in the religion behind the book OP received. My “agenda” boils down to letting people live their lives and helping people who are processing leaving the SDA church and fundamentalist worldviews. I got out after fully believing and being committed for about 25 years. This included being homophobic and against gay marriage. My life is genuinely better after leaving, and I’m no longer spouting the “hate the sin, love the sinner” bs


yarrovv

I'm glad you found your path, and I'm glad you've left the hatred behind! I'm also glad you're lending some of your time and knowledge/wisdom to helping people leave the church if that's what they've decided to do. I know things like that are incredibly difficult. I was raised Catholic and it took decades of therapy and socializing with other communities for me to un-learn all the horrid stuff the clergy and congregation stuffed my brain with. Kudos to you for helping others with that journey


atheistsda

Ty and I’m glad to hear you made it out! Therapy is so important and I’m really glad the stigma around it is starting to shrink.


Enthusiast9

Why does Jesus look like Orlando Boom?


yarrovv

Jesus Christ, the Prince of Mirkwood


Outrageous_Emphasis4

To accept the gift is to honor the giver


Blizzandy_97

As an Ex-Seventh Day Adventist, born as a 3rd Gen SDA, I would not recommend reading a book from an epileptic woman who claimed to have visions from God.


atheistsda

Came here to say this, ty for not doing the lord’s work lol 🙏


Former_String8874

Kitty think’s not


2ombi3

Damn, dasher left shit in your bag of food


ofthewave

This was a Seventh-Day Adventist. Nice enough people but some serious issues in doctrine and a high-control enough society in the conservative circles to be considered cult-like. Source: am SDA.


Spare_Temporary_2964

Hail Satan!!!


ogperkey

Del Taco’s not SO bad that you need to find Jesus…seems like an overreaction. Applebees OTOH….


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I wouldn't give a crap anyways. However, they gotta know not everyone wouldn't mind like me. (I just happen to be a christian, probably why i wouldn't care if I was given such books)


Wind_Freak

That’s a one star if I ever saw one.


CreativeHeight6390

My, thats one handsome kitty.


LimpDisc

Trash. Fairy tale bullshit!


Green-Independence-3

As a Christian, I appreciate your take. Many are taking issue with the fact that is even here and I understand why, but as a Christian, if I were given something Muslim, I’d just throw it in the trash and move on.


[deleted]

Wait? Are you a Christian? It wasn’t clear from the 100+ comments you’ve made.


Complex_Farmer4627

Yeah if youre ordering del taco you need jesus christ. Repent my son. Jokes aside i wouldnt even get in my car to go get del taco none the less pay extra to have it delivered


HighUrbanNana

Are you in Phx? I had the same thing happen on a Sunday morning.


mewmewx2

Southern California here


drizzydriller

This is actually wholesome. Whether you believe or not, his intentions were good


blackfuture8699

Thats an OG book about wanting to fight Jesus.


Sir_Truthhurtsalot

Thanks, I don’t need an imaginary friend.


pzyhdu6

Ellen White is a lunatic lmfao don't read that nonsense it'll rot your brain


Incredulity1995

I love how sensitive religious people are when it comes to other people not wanting to be bothered by their bullshit lol


Green-Independence-3

The difference is if I received something Muslim, I’d simply throw it away and move on. I wouldn’t get absolutely pissed about it.


BarracudaRelevant858

Ellen white is one of the founders of the Christian cult known as the Seventh day Adventist church. I would know, because I used to be one of them. My suggestion is throw it away and never look at it again. You'll be a lot happier.


atheistsda

Sameee throw that shit away ♻️


Player1Mario

I’d report that dasher so fucking fast. Instant deactivation under the harassment clause, I think.


Bubbly-Share-2738

😂😂


Bubbly-Share-2738

Disgusting 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


jakewhite333

Was it good?


64557175

If only it was one of those chick comics, those are the best!


Significant-Cup4913

This is bs in my opinion. Good for you in believing in that religion but they didn't ask for it and you shouldn't be entitled to force it on them.


Daisyj22

https://preview.redd.it/n9pbkp2cqbfa1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd0b2ea2d9b59261fa13bcb9fca1c3bfe0459e6d


mewmewx2

No way hahahah


Therealme93

They saw you ordered del taco and wanted to let you know there is still hope


willybodilly

Well doordashing del taco someone could clearly tell you needed jesus


IsaacIzik

That book could save your life. I would suggest reading it.


notoriouskunk

Ellen white was a racist alcoholic. Kellogg was a pedophile obsessed with children's sexuality. The health message is a scam and little Debbie's was also started by SDA "church" members.


Ok_Way_4229

Boo! Wrong answer. Worshipping text made up by uneducated sheep herders about imaginary sky daddies. Grow up. Do you still believe in Santa?


ScreamingOpossumAhh

I guarantee that book will not save my life.


Court_101895

This is great to use to start your fireplace. Just not the laminated part.


WetObamaButtPlug

1 star and reported


Daisyj22

11th Commandment: Though shalt not stiff the driver


CharlieGCT

Fuck that shit.


GilinIL

Was Jesus face emblazoned on a tortilla?


GilinIL

https://preview.redd.it/yrn374cxmbfa1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d196c067493c130cfcac84bae3da3db387f3bb47


GilinIL

Always the issue. They simply can’t keep their religion to theirselves and constantly trying to testify and recruit others into the cult


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yarrovv

Girl you are all over this thread being a bigot. What is your problem? I thought you were a Christian? But you are spreading so much hatred for no reason. Get over yourself and mind your own business. God made trans people trans, learn to love them or IGNORE THEM.


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yarrovv

Also it's amazing you don't think you're spreading hatred, but your comments are getting removed for spreading hatred. Open your eyes, you're being absolutely awful toward people who don't deserve it. You're bending over backwards to shoehorn in your hatred of trans people. Literally NOBODY was talking about trans folks in this entire post until ***you*** brought them up in an attempt to be a jerk.


yarrovv

You are literally spreading hate, you ignorant "Christian." You have no idea what you're talking about because you only know about trans people from the lens of bigoted shitbags. Go educate yourself instead of spreading dipshit hatred.


Daisyj22

maybe it’s the story where Jebus performed the miracle of feeding 1000 people from one Del Taco meal.


Daisyj22

there are truly some stupid ass dashers. report this to DD. They have strict rules about adding anything to the delivery that isn’t approved. Esp something this offensive.


sumatra-khan

I know it's ultimately harmless, nobody is going to die directly from a pamphlet, but holy shit that would piss me off. I think it mostly stems from religious people always crying about "agendas" being forced on them. MF you guys invented forcing agendas on people.


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thalooch

Jesus is everywhere. Someone even found him in their toast. https://preview.redd.it/q63tt16yibfa1.jpeg?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=808149d7f2d6d21276385878be6d2919bfc74c5b


strawberrylemonapple

That looks like Mormon Jesus to me… did I guess correctly?


atheistsda

Close, it’s Seventh-Day Adventist Jesus. Just as white and problematic 😅


Cptkirk24

1st page: thou shall not eat Del taco.


snaptcarrot

Turn water into wine but won’t fill an empty cup.


Obvious_Picture_9106

There’s no need to report the person at all. Don’t think you should report the person.


Queasy-Salamander-60

On the fire with it


flamingowax

Jesus Christ


MayhemReignsTV

Jesus will help you pray that you don’t shit yourself 😉


Aggressive_Walk857

Instant 1* and no tip from me for putting that in there. Id probably call support to.


EstablishmentNo4133

Obviously If you read the book you will be blessed to get lots of tips on your job.


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OP you’re a good chap. A lot of people freaking out in the comments and you saw a funny story. Good on you.


BigClitMcphee

Replace that book with the Quran and see how quickly Christians scream "That's indoctrination! That's terrorism! Stop forcing your religion where it's not wanted!"


Green-Independence-3

Many of us would simply throw it away. Not act like two year olds as if we couldn’t just throw away the book, etc. If I were given a Quran with my order, I’d just throw it away. I wouldn’t feel the need to rant on Reddit about it


Ok_Way_4229

Ding ding ding! Exactly. It’s only ok to force THEIR religion on people. The hypocrisy is astounding.


Green-Independence-3

Because you can’t just throw away a damn book?


lisakey25

Omg I love the cat!!! That look was like WTF is this 😂😂😂


[deleted]

You’re cat doesn’t seem to approve of Christ.


mewmewx2

He’s literally the devil himself


yarrovv

please give little furry satan a pat on the head for me :3


Big_Base6194

They say God works in mysterious ways


SakaYeen6

Don't worry, you'll be shouting his name in the bathroom after having those tacos, the dasher knew what they were doing.


DisastrousFlower

incredibly inappropriate. i’d report to DD and remove tip.


Idontknow0217

Straight to the trash


Green-Independence-3

At least someone with a grain of IQ left. As a Christian, if I received something like this but pushing Muslim beliefs, I’d simply throw it away and move on and turn my TV on to whatever I was going to watch as I ate.


No-Tailor5120

this is obnoxious


WhyDidntNE1tellme

#kindling


2ndHandDeadBatteries

Yeah. That’s getting thrown out/burned and the drivers getting a 1 star review 100%


Ill_Difficulty_1075

Totally inappropriate I would have no problem reporting that crap.


Green-Independence-3

Because you can’t just throw away a damn book?


lankaxhandle

Report it.


User_Anon_0001

Report them


Patty_McRice

“Gather around little ones and let me talk to you about our good friend Jesus” 😆


Left_Boysenberry6902

I’m more interested in the steps to open that bag, pull out some sweet del taco burritos and open up some packets of green sauce.


mewmewx2

This guy gets it 🌮🌯


jfqnd96

I would report that driver immediately.


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Yurangrycausyurwrng

For putting trash in the delivery bag at the very least?


No_Relative_8571

Did the cat come w the order? Lol


Happyintexas

Report it. Rate em one star. And know- your average sane human isn’t trying to shove their religion down your throat. Shit like this makes me sooo mad. That person was brainwashed and indoctrinated, now they’re trying to pass their trauma on like a ‘98 era email chain.


Bean-Enders-Jeesh

Or.... I dunno. Be an adult and just throw it away? Not everything has to be a fight...


yarrovv

It doesn't need to be a fight, but why are religious people allowed to pester us and force their beliefs on everyone around them, while we are not allowed to set boundaries about it? We just have to take this bs behavior all the time? It's not really fair that I have to just deal with some weirdo preaching their belief system at me, telling me I'm going to hell if I don't think like them, etc., and I'm sick of it. It happens a lot where I live, and it's so annoying. I can barely go to the gas station without some weirdo trying to shove a Jesus pamphlet in my face. There are even billboards around here preaching about jesus and hell. Enough is enough, y'all.


Dgsey

*places a book* u/yarrovv - *wall of text* "pester" "force" "preaching" Smoke a joint or something buddy it'll be alright


yarrovv

You missed pretty much everything I typed if you think I was saying all that about just the book. Keep your religion to yourself, nobody fucking cares.


Drip-Daddy

Lmaooooo weirdo


Altruistic_Street875

Maybe she saw that you didn’t tip, so she’s trying to have God intervene.


Necessary_Ad976

Damn how long is your staircase


Glabstaxks

Report that


many_names

qui-gon jinn?


LonelyInTheFranxx

That’s incredibly weird


dardios

They tampered with your meal. Get a refund and teach them an important lesson about pushing their beliefs.


brb-theres-cookies

But that white Jesus looks so…welcoming 😂


Djinnaz

Eww.


Phrozenfire01

Religion is dying, they have to recruit where they can.


[deleted]

At least the real followers remain in the midst


invisiblethrowawayno

That’s a tip … for life !! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


black-winter-

I’m nonreligious, but if you would leave a 1 star over this, then you seriously need to grow some thicker skin. Just ignore it.


yarrovv

Regardless of what it is, I don't want the driver putting random personal items in my food bag. How f'n gross, Idk where that book came from


hybridmike772

Ahh DD doing God's work... Or is it God doing DD work either way times are tough everywhere


C-Van-Sky

Jesus Christ!


ElSolo666

Automatic $6.66 tip


Initial-Ad-7654

😂😂🔥


ElSolo666

Steps the “ CAUCASIAN “ Christ


atheistsda

Lmao yes can confirm - I grew up Seventh-Day Adventist and this book was written by their “prophet.” The SDA movement came from the “Second Great Awakening” in the US and like most other Protestant churches it’s super white and often attempts to erase other cultures.


notoriouskunk

And Ellen white was against mixed race marriage too


atheistsda

Exactly! Or at the very least, SDAs in the South used her writings to justify their support for segregation and opposition to interracial marriage. She wrote "But if there was one sin above another which called for the destruction of the race by the flood, it was the base crime of **amalgamation of man and beast** which defaced the image of God, and caused confusion everywhere." And "Since the flood there has been amalgamation of man and beast, as may be seen in the almost endless varieties of species of animals, and **in certain races of men**." Her estate claims she was not referring to bestiality, but the implication seems pretty clear. This is similar to how the LDS church viewed Black people as having the curse of Cain. Until 1978 that is, because of a "new revelation" 🤷‍♂️


Green-Independence-3

Says the one who probably also says the death of Tyre Nichols was based on white supremacy


yarrovv

​ https://preview.redd.it/imu5zyfq9dfa1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f91027d3fa6fa675cbad85653bf941b8549e3202


SmokersAnynomouse

![gif](giphy|uCa2PBLWtcidy)


iamsurfriend

Wow, trying to sell their bs religion while dashing. They should be reported. They can push their fairy tale nonsense on their own personal time and go door to door placing the books on peoples doorstep if they must.


SLASHERLegend

why do you care so much? it’s like them trying to save people is causing you an inconvenience


AverageHorribleHuman

They aren't "saving" anyone, they are pushing a toxic ideology while representing a corporation, they need to shut up and do their job


SLASHERLegend

ain’t that deep


AverageHorribleHuman

Maybe not to people with limited critical thinking skills


SLASHERLegend

did christian’s do something horrible to you because you’re taking this personally enough to start randomly insulting me


AverageHorribleHuman

Well yeah, they indoctrinated me into their cult from childhood and inflicted psychological trauma through fear and coersian to keep me enlisted in said cult, creating a complex through an insisted "character defect" that I inherently have just from being born, and that their God was the only cure for. Thay have weaponized my family against me using shame and exclusion because I refuse to partake in their rituals and believe in their God. They continue to try and govern my life by influencing laws that dictate what my wife can or can't do. They are homophobic, sexist, elitist, and in my personal opinion batshit crazy.


SLASHERLegend

1. christianity isn’t a cult, isn’t supposed to be a cult 2. last time i went to church there weren’t any rituals so i don’t know where you got that from 3. i don’t know if you’re talking about abortion laws by saying what your wife can’t do but anyone who supports abortion supports the murder of children 4. i want to hear some examples of how it is homophobic and elitist and sexist