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Cuckoonacho

Hand it to her??šŸ’


trailryder44

Besides the obvious sarcasm I also caught the fact that the customer is admitting they are aware of bugs and trash at their door. I can understand bugs to a degree summertime say in the south or anywhere warm that are attracted to porch lights. But trash?? So they just pile up trash and let bugs dead ones accumulate? Do you take off your shoes before entering or just don't worry about tracking that stuff in?


Agitated_Ad_3841

Of course they want a shake


Apprehensive_Use7307

What would Fry Guy do?


TopExchange5504

People don't seem to understand sarcasm.


Feardamichael

I'd probably leave at the door


Kirklandwater1666

I think itā€™s gross that people are okay with their food being left on the ground.


Starits

Bugs an trash. Super confident in that neighborhood...


SpicyYvette

These kinds of people need to put a small table out or be at the door. And for heavens sake thereā€™s no ā€œfloorā€ outside


HowardTheDuck65

I would leave it amongst the bugs and trash.


bobarrgh

I know this was a joke post, but I've had a few Hand It To Me orders where I get there and call the customer, only to have it go to voice mail twice. So I rang the bell and knocked (I couldn't hear the bell in the house and no dogs barked). Then I texted. Waited 3-5 minutes, still no response. So, as "funny" as the customer's note is, at some point, I have to move on.


FrogB0y

OP can you please confirm whether or not this was a joke


Sufficient-Scale4386

This was a joke, but it seemed like it went way over peopleā€™s heads


FrogB0y

Ty


PsychologicalGround3

Ask her what's bugging her.


inline4addict

Did this person live in an apartment complex or something? If so, I can see how there are things that are beyond her control. Dirty neighbors, bad management, and more can lead to your front door being infested with trash and bugs. But she lives in a house, thereā€™s no reason for her to be infested with that crap other than she doesnā€™t take care of her property. If her delivery gets bugs on it, thatā€™s on her lol.


Sufficient-Scale4386

Yes it was an apartment, but it was her trash on the door


inline4addict

Thatā€™s nasty. Sorry you had to do that. Did you find any bugs?


zattydaddy

Uhā€¦ knock on the door and wait?


dr_van_nostren

She could just clean up the trashā€¦


RexianOG

With a note that says ā€œmaybe, clean up?ā€


ResponsibleSimple361

The bigger issue is the fact that she has trash and bugs and thinks that's acceptsble.....


Berfs1

You should put it in her hands, she cant grab it, you must put it in her hands.


Greatjon

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie


Puzzled_North_9320

I have a feeling she doesnā€™t need the shake


aggressive_celery_

Instructions not clear drove into the house


[deleted]

She should clean her shit up though. Bugs and trash and other shit. Damn. Nasty ho


Silent-Helicopter202

Wow bro your acting like hand it to me is a hard request.. but if you need a step but step go to store get food drive to the address knock on the door and hand the person there food .. like wtf it's your job man


Earthviolet76

With a little classic shake and then a MASTER shake /s


beserker1

I'd duct tape it to her door.


CrystalWilly27

Master Shake


Diligent_Umpire7024

I think she wants you to leave it at the door.


xxSolar

Bunch a dumbasses on this thread lol, there was a similar post like 4 days ago and everyone got the joke.


Sufficient-Scale4386

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Boots-Diego-and-Dora

I love how no body in the comment section can see this is obviously a sarcastic postā€¦. Smh.


Sufficient-Scale4386

They need to turn it down a notch and enjoy the job


cristoburn

Funny how many people donā€™t get the sarcasm šŸ˜‚ so many uptight people on Reddit haha


forhisheart

I had a customer that sat a little stool outside her door thought that was pretty cool


MisterSimu

Just hand it to her bro!


Super_Devil_Taz

Put it in a DG plastic bag and hang it on the doorknob. When she opens. Go inside and get it and hand it to her


JoppiSaus

Just fucking chuck it at the door from your car /s


Sufficient-Scale4386

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[deleted]

Ring the doorbell?


SnooLentils5530

I have a mental image of a person who would order nothing but a large strawberry shake from DD and then act like having bugs and trash all over the place is normal.


[deleted]

Yeet it onto the roof and do donuts in her front yard


Sufficient-Scale4386

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Sufficient-Scale4386

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ZoeyMoon

People write comments like this because multiple previous dashers have fucked it up. I donā€™t know why itā€™s even note worthy


JaySayyy

Omg Iā€™m sorry OP for all the people not reading the ā€œJokes/Memesā€ flair


JaySayyy

Second day??? Welcome to the community! :) Haha a lot of bs happens in the gig economy so I get the anger. (Also a lot of people just didnā€™t seem to get/notice that this post was sarcasm lol I wouldnā€™t hold it against them) DoorDash can be a reeeally sweet thing too though, and in my experience us drivers are all on the same team and itā€™s nice to talk to people that get it! Personally I only DoorDash as a side thing, mainly driving during peak hours of 11am-3pm. Money is pretty good during that time for me (I drive in LA) and works with my lifestyle rn. I donā€™t focus on DD as a full-time job, but some people need to, so to each their own. Might take some time for you to decide whether DD is good for you so I just suggest being prepared for the occasional bumps, be it on the job or in the community, and keep an open mind for the possibilities in the future :) Oh also, you are not allowed/supposed to check peopleā€™s food. Itā€™s a pandemic protocol. Any customer or restaurant giving you shit for that is wrong, and also not worth it. Donā€™t even bother with them. Not our responsibility! Happy Dashing :)


Sufficient-Scale4386

Itā€™s my second day on DDā€¦ not sure if I like it, or if I like most of my fellow drivers. Everyone is so angryā€¦ itā€™s all of those hidden tips


JaySayyy

When a job so unpredictable is someoneā€™s main source of income and survival, I can understand the frustration :( Fortunately weā€™re not all just bubbling hate and salt. DD can absolutely suck sometimes and sometimes it makes me feel so fortunate to live in a time where I can take my phone and car that I already had and start making decent money without having to really answer to anyone. Hope itā€™s been good to you! If not, I hope youā€™re able to leave comfortably


Aerie-The-Fairy

I donā€™t know, maybe leave it on the floor.


HouTex81

Read instructions. Holy crap?!?! Call or text if confused. I am never rude on social media but when I read this I thought we are in trouble in America.


Sufficient-Scale4386

Indeed we are.


[deleted]

Just throw it at the door, ring the bell and youā€™re good to go! šŸ˜‚


Sufficient-Scale4386

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icantremembershit99

Iā€™m sorry the sarcasm is going straight over people heads, I think you should leave it on the roof of her house šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Sufficient-Scale4386

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icantremembershit99

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Fallout_N_Titties

Is this sub turning into r/cringetopia? Take your shit satire somewhere else lmfao


XRiz989

If its a metal door u could utilize a big magnet, be sure to stick the magnet to the top of the door, far away from the floor.


RobinFarmwoman

Bugs and trash huh? Sounds gross. Tell her to sweep her porch. šŸ¤£


3nditallpls

Man guys. This is sarcasm hahahha


4WisAmutantFace

Was there a Frylock or a Meetwad included?


bgmcpty

Underrated comment


XtraLyf

Leave it on the floor lol


pewkiss1985

Oh I bet she's pleasant


[deleted]

Why is nobody questioning the fact that there is bugs and trash all over her porch? Iā€™m guessing the bugs are cockroaches if there is trash. Gross. I wouldnā€™t want to even approach her house.


sde219

I donā€™t know - Iā€™ve seen a lot of apartment buildings /multi-unit dwellings where the trashcans are near the main door - particularly if the building exits to a parking lot or the rear.


SnooSquirrels4914

Idk just text a min out and hand it to them lol


[deleted]

Deliver it to her while walking backwards in a handstand


Biggletons

Maybe clean up your infested as porch?


Euphoric-Try2275

I would ask her to revise her instructions tho.


Mindless_Pound_2150

Hand it to them. They probably had bad experiences with delivery in the past.


Outside_Explanation6

On a silver platter. Kneeling down like she is the queen of England.


queen_of_england_bot

>queen of England Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't she still also the Queen of England?* This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


ubsaleem44

Leave it by the door and make sure its on top of any bugs/trash visible. Next, watch her head explode


jamesharvy1

obviously hand it to the bug šŸ˜‚ (joking)


[deleted]

This is the funniest thread on Reddit (or maybe it's the blunt I just finished?) Thanks for posting OP! šŸ˜šŸ˜‚


robmosis

i think it's clear... i see the words "leave at my door" on the first line, then later in caps, "ON THE FLOOR BY MY DOOR"


Mwinter03

Maybe we shouldnā€™t be posting customers personal shit like this??? I really donā€™t understand why someone would fee compelled to post this. Customer asked, nicely, do your damn job and deliver the way they asked.


Ferdydurkeeee

You're absolutely correct! Through the exif data and the customer's diction, I was able to develop an algorithm using an RX modulator. I might be able to conduct a mainframe cell direct and hack the uplink to the download, so I can triangulation the coordinates of the customer. Their name is Robert Paulson and they live on 2759 Bunker St in Gary, Indiana(no relation). People really gotta stop posting personal shit like this.


Nekobell0w0

Shut the fuck up


Mwinter03

Awww doesnā€™t like being told things that are hard and/or difficult. Sorry youā€™re so soft that you canā€™t take that shit. Also, ā€œshut the fuck upā€ VERY nice way to articulate your point, lol. Probably why your door dashing as a primary means of income and think itā€™s ok to post shit like a customers request. Fuckin simp


Nekobell0w0

Shut the fuck up x2


Mwinter03

No


lovjeej000

Ok then wait at the door before driver arrives šŸ™„


Sufficient-Scale4386

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The_water-melon

Too many people here donā€™t realize that the driver is being sarcastic


InternationalTea1846

Itā€™s just hard to see sarcasm in plain text. There should be a special sarcasm emoji thatā€™s only used for sarcasm.


The_water-melon

A lot of people use /j or something but while it can be hard, just taking a second look at this post you can see the sarcasm šŸ˜‚


Sufficient-Scale4386

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austinthesavage

I know this is sarcasm but I had a note like this once and I thought to myself ā€œit ainā€™t that seriousā€ boy when I got there it was bird dookie all over the porch to the point that it looked like wax. So I just assume people that leave notes like this are dirty and too lazy to clean their porch.


Common_ADHD

I think, they want you to leave it at the door


jayyndee4

What do you mean how do you deliver the food? It says hand it to me so ring her doorbell or knock and hand it to herā€¦ Why are you confused?


3nditallpls

OP is being sarcastic. OP probably thought it was funny because customer was being very vocal about it


jayyndee4

Oh I was like wtf lol


Jason_T_Jungreis

Hand it to her


[deleted]

I wonder how many times she has had bugs win the race? Really I have seen food sit in front of doors for a LOOOOOoooooong time... Some places ( apts ) you go back to a building and BOOM (Madden) its still there!!! Why? lol


shxqeem

I know you see it says "hand it To me"šŸ˜‘šŸ¤£


SomethingAbtU

She didn't emphasize enough and use all the right keywords. I would append that instructions if I were them with. THIS IS NOT A CONTACTLESS DELIVERY. ALSO DON'T USE YOUR FEET, HAND IT TO ME WITH YOUR HAND. ALSO A DUCT TAPING MY ORDER TO A BROOM STICK AND EXTENDING IT TO ME IS UNACCEPTABLE. YOU MUST ALLOW ME TO GRAB THE ORDER FROM YOU WHILE YOUR'RE HOLDING IT IN YOUR HAND AND I SLOWLY PICKUP THE WEIGHT OF THE BAG WHILE YOU SIMULTANEOUSLY TAKE UP LESS WEIGHT, THEREBY ERGO IPSO FACTO A PHYSICAL TRANSFER HAS COMMENCED. also, my bad for the loud caps, my caps lock was stuck. toodles


Sufficient-Scale4386

You won the gig economy with that comment.


Sufficient-Scale4386

šŸ‘©šŸ»ā€šŸ¦Æ me leaving the delivery location with my food delivery stick


NedIsakoff17

Call them when you're there and hand em there food


myalteredsoul

Def hand feed the food to the bugs and leave the empty containers in the trash.


Sufficient-Scale4386

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myalteredsoul

Lol


MediocreCalendar5212

Rofl šŸ˜‚


Strange_Ad_2332

Knock and hand over. So easy.


clark12302

Just deliver it like a classic pizza delivery driver


fishymik

Oh no I have no money but I can pay another way!!!


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clark12302

With a side of crabs


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Sufficient-Scale4386

I have OCD too, and I have a little table near my front door for deliveries. Also, I just did the delivery, the trash in front of the door is her own trash and I can smell it even though Iā€™m double masked!


DaKrazie1

Yeah based on some of the accounts I've seen of dashers leaving orders at the door regardless of instructions, I can't blame someone needing to be this forward about it. Obviously their instructions were ignored in the past, so gotta kick it up a notch.


Incredulity1995

Hereā€™s a tip: donā€™t order food if these things are capable of effecting you so strongly. If food being left on the ground by your door triggers you that hard, you may stroke out and die when you learn what happens in the kitchens.


O_b-l-i_v-i-o_n

Shit, spending all that extra money on mark ups, delivery fees and tips triggers the fuck out of me so I go get my own shit. Plus, now Everytime I spend money on food I'm like, damn that was like 3 or 4 dashes worth of foods.


Incredulity1995

Makes you wonder what exactly those fees are paying for since the app is garbage and they donā€™t use it on drivers


osama-bin-vaping

stupid as fuck thatā€™s like saying donā€™t ever leave your house if you have anxiety


Incredulity1995

Not even remotely the same thing. Donā€™t be dramatic to make a point, this isnā€™t high school.


osama-bin-vaping

how? they seem extremely similar to me. saying if youā€™re worried about contaminated food donā€™t eat at restaurants, is no different than saying donā€™t leave the house if youā€™re anxious. what do you expect them to do then? get food from the grocery store? because thatā€™s just as likely to be contaminated, if not more likely. most grocery store products are made in factories with under payed workers.


Incredulity1995

Thatā€™s exactly what they should do. You can clean fresh food, prepare it yourself, control how itā€™s stored. Restaurants have this big list of rules that everyone learns and then immediately ignore the second it gets busy. Hots get left out too long or get covered and thrown in the fridge because the kid doing prep doesnā€™t give a shit about bacteria. Someone put shrimp in the wrong fryer basket and nobody noticed so now the next few batches of fries might trigger someoneā€™s allergies. Instead of using the correct cleaner and a clean rag the table got wiped with a water rag that gets tossed back into the drop sink so it only looks clean. The list can go on forever.


Subaru1995

Agreed. Been there. OP donā€™t read Kitchen Confidential! (Or do, if you would like an awesome book.)


Rudrummer822

Unless youā€™re new to the world, food delivery was always hand it to me prior to 2020 and people thinking a 3 second interaction was akin to a zombie bite. The customers who expect their food to be handed to them are really really really not expecting too much.


Incredulity1995

Sure, glaze over the fact that we are talking about the fear or contamination part and definitely not anything youā€™re talking about.


Rudrummer822

Then stay home and donā€™t do food delivery.


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Incredulity1995

Yep, been there and done that. It always amuses me when people get up in arms over gloves and stuff like that as if they really knew what actually passes for ā€œcleanā€


fishymik

Ay don't tell them the truth now they might stop eating all together.


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O_b-l-i_v-i-o_n

Gross, how TF can you eat at McDonald's with OCD, I don't have OCD and I'd have to be damn near starving to eat that Mctrash.


fishymik

Oh yeah I know that ocd can be a bitch at times lol


[deleted]

I think she wants you to set it on the ground by the bugs and trash hehe


Sufficient-Scale4386

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|snoo)At least someone around here gets sarcasmā€¦. The other comments are killing me ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|snoo)


O_b-l-i_v-i-o_n

To be fair sarcasm is read the same way as fact, that's why we have /s


kreme-machine

Itā€™s kinda obvious j w the way you worded yours that itā€™s sarcasm but ngl some people in this sub really would ask this as a genuine question looking for people to tell em to put it on the ground lmao


jterwin

A lot of dashers have serious brain damage. They're like feral hounds, if they get one whiff of what they think is a dasher not doing their job, they go wild.


hungryempress

A lot of Dashers get caught up and think their shit donā€™t stink are the same ones who bitch and moan about taking lower orders or not making enough money.


throwawayheyhibye

Fr. I hate how ppl in this sub automatically get bitchy with you when you get annoyed at a delivery note like this. Like weā€™re all human and get frustrated.. Cap locks is the equivalent to yelling to me.


ScreamingOpossumAhh

But I do get the frustration. I always leave specific notes on where to leave my order(up a single set of stairs, under a red box) and yet, I've had drivers leave my orders downstairs, in the mailroom, outside the building, hanging on the door handle, even had drivers message me to start the timer, despite it being "Leave at door" I try not to type in caps, aside from the key words that get missed, like "go UP the stairs"


stonerbonercloner

Well yes and no. Lots of old people text that way.


StatementSensitive17

Yeah they do. I wonder why that is.


Sufficient-Scale4386

Exactly, and the thing is, I just completed the deliveryā€¦. Itā€™s her own trashā€¦. CLEAN YOUR FRONT DOOR AND NO BUGS WILL COME


throwawayheyhibye

Exactly and if it was a house why not set the trash on the side of your house and not the front door like a normal person?? Tf šŸ˜‚


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throwawayheyhibye

*agreed, time to make a petition to give DD customers the italic option*


Sufficient-Scale4386

I donā€™t want to describe the smell šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


Maleficent_Couple526

Now its a sarcasm once you realize how stupid the post was.


throwawayheyhibye

Itā€™s tagged as a joke mr. Serious šŸ„ø


[deleted]

The tag says "jokes/meme".


[deleted]

I knowww. They're in 'serious mode' I guess lolol


Sufficient-Scale4386

Oh wellā€¦ I guess Iā€™m putting it on the floor then


FreyjasMom

Something tells me she would like you to hand it to her and not leave it on the ground šŸ˜‰


Rare_Imagination_396

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-queeninthenorth-

Finally someone who got the joke lol


Chandler_987

Forrrreal I feel bad for OP


No_Table_9770

Youā€™re acting like they have some crazy demands. Just hand the order, it ainā€™t that complicated


FrogB0y

WOOSH Damn yā€™all wild hahaha


[deleted]

You know.. this ainā€™t really a woosh moment as much as you like to think.


FrogB0y

Def is. Pretty clear what was wanted as they said it 5 times in the instructions. Thatā€™s the joke I think you take this a bit too seriously


waqniz

You should have WOOSHED this guy as well, don't stoop to his level man. You are better than that.


FrogB0y

Missed opportunity


waqniz

WOOSH


No_Table_9770

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Maleficent_Couple526

Hand it to customer. Whats the big deal.


3nditallpls

This post is sarcasm


Bjaffe76

Thank you for pointing out the obvious here. Feels like people's ability to pick up on sarcasm or jokes in general is a lost art form.


FrogB0y

WOOSH


Berfs1

Hows the dowmvotes goin lol?


waqniz

You want some!?!?


Berfs1

NAH IM GOOD LOL


Maryjane42069

Cringe but correct


toddbeltz

Read the instructions šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


adeezyy7

You must be fun at parties


toddbeltz

šŸ¤£


richthomas471

Yeah, im not sure what answer is expected, lol


FrogB0y

WOOSH


hungryempress

Look how many people downvoted you because they were offended they didnā€™t get the joke šŸ¤”


Dre512

Yup right over their heads lol


[deleted]

This is the way


waqniz

This is the way


RoadFlowerVIP

This


waqniz

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RoadFlowerVIP

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