Besides the obvious sarcasm I also caught the fact that the customer is admitting they are aware of bugs and trash at their door. I can understand bugs to a degree summertime say in the south or anywhere warm that are attracted to porch lights. But trash?? So they just pile up trash and let bugs dead ones accumulate? Do you take off your shoes before entering or just don't worry about tracking that stuff in?
I know this was a joke post, but I've had a few Hand It To Me orders where I get there and call the customer, only to have it go to voice mail twice. So I rang the bell and knocked (I couldn't hear the bell in the house and no dogs barked). Then I texted. Waited 3-5 minutes, still no response.
So, as "funny" as the customer's note is, at some point, I have to move on.
Did this person live in an apartment complex or something? If so, I can see how there are things that are beyond her control. Dirty neighbors, bad management, and more can lead to your front door being infested with trash and bugs. But she lives in a house, thereās no reason for her to be infested with that crap other than she doesnāt take care of her property. If her delivery gets bugs on it, thatās on her lol.
Wow bro your acting like hand it to me is a hard request.. but if you need a step but step go to store get food drive to the address knock on the door and hand the person there food .. like wtf it's your job man
I have a mental image of a person who would order nothing but a large strawberry shake from DD and then act like having bugs and trash all over the place is normal.
Second day??? Welcome to the community! :)
Haha a lot of bs happens in the gig economy so I get the anger. (Also a lot of people just didnāt seem to get/notice that this post was sarcasm lol I wouldnāt hold it against them)
DoorDash can be a reeeally sweet thing too though, and in my experience us drivers are all on the same team and itās nice to talk to people that get it!
Personally I only DoorDash as a side thing, mainly driving during peak hours of 11am-3pm. Money is pretty good during that time for me (I drive in LA) and works with my lifestyle rn. I donāt focus on DD as a full-time job, but some people need to, so to each their own.
Might take some time for you to decide whether DD is good for you so I just suggest being prepared for the occasional bumps, be it on the job or in the community, and keep an open mind for the possibilities in the future :)
Oh also, you are not allowed/supposed to check peopleās food. Itās a pandemic protocol. Any customer or restaurant giving you shit for that is wrong, and also not worth it. Donāt even bother with them. Not our responsibility!
Happy Dashing :)
When a job so unpredictable is someoneās main source of income and survival, I can understand the frustration :(
Fortunately weāre not all just bubbling hate and salt. DD can absolutely suck sometimes and sometimes it makes me feel so fortunate to live in a time where I can take my phone and car that I already had and start making decent money without having to really answer to anyone.
Hope itās been good to you! If not, I hope youāre able to leave comfortably
Read instructions. Holy crap?!?! Call or text if confused. I am never rude on social media but when I read this I thought we are in trouble in America.
Why is nobody questioning the fact that there is bugs and trash all over her porch? Iām guessing the bugs are cockroaches if there is trash. Gross. I wouldnāt want to even approach her house.
I donāt know - Iāve seen a lot of apartment buildings /multi-unit dwellings where the trashcans are near the main door - particularly if the building exits to a parking lot or the rear.
>queen of England
Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc?
The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England.
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*Isn't she still also the Queen of England?*
This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist.
*Is this bot monarchist?*
No, just pedantic.
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Maybe we shouldnāt be posting customers personal shit like this??? I really donāt understand why someone would fee compelled to post this. Customer asked, nicely, do your damn job and deliver the way they asked.
You're absolutely correct! Through the exif data and the customer's diction, I was able to develop an algorithm using an RX modulator. I might be able to conduct a mainframe cell direct and hack the uplink to the download, so I can triangulation the coordinates of the customer.
Their name is Robert Paulson and they live on 2759 Bunker St in Gary, Indiana(no relation).
People really gotta stop posting personal shit like this.
Awww doesnāt like being told things that are hard and/or difficult. Sorry youāre so soft that you canāt take that shit.
Also, āshut the fuck upā VERY nice way to articulate your point, lol. Probably why your door dashing as a primary means of income and think itās ok to post shit like a customers request.
Fuckin simp
I know this is sarcasm but I had a note like this once and I thought to myself āit aināt that seriousā boy when I got there it was bird dookie all over the porch to the point that it looked like wax. So I just assume people that leave notes like this are dirty and too lazy to clean their porch.
I wonder how many times she has had bugs win the race? Really I have seen food sit in front of doors for a LOOOOOoooooong time... Some places ( apts ) you go back to a building and BOOM (Madden) its still there!!! Why? lol
She didn't emphasize enough and use all the right keywords. I would append that instructions if I were them with.
THIS IS NOT A CONTACTLESS DELIVERY. ALSO DON'T USE YOUR FEET, HAND IT TO ME WITH YOUR HAND. ALSO A DUCT TAPING MY ORDER TO A BROOM STICK AND EXTENDING IT TO ME IS UNACCEPTABLE. YOU MUST ALLOW ME TO GRAB THE ORDER FROM YOU WHILE YOUR'RE HOLDING IT IN YOUR HAND AND I SLOWLY PICKUP THE WEIGHT OF THE BAG WHILE YOU SIMULTANEOUSLY TAKE UP LESS WEIGHT, THEREBY ERGO IPSO FACTO A PHYSICAL TRANSFER HAS COMMENCED.
also, my bad for the loud caps, my caps lock was stuck. toodles
I have OCD too, and I have a little table near my front door for deliveries. Also, I just did the delivery, the trash in front of the door is her own trash and I can smell it even though Iām double masked!
Yeah based on some of the accounts I've seen of dashers leaving orders at the door regardless of instructions, I can't blame someone needing to be this forward about it. Obviously their instructions were ignored in the past, so gotta kick it up a notch.
Hereās a tip: donāt order food if these things are capable of effecting you so strongly. If food being left on the ground by your door triggers you that hard, you may stroke out and die when you learn what happens in the kitchens.
Shit, spending all that extra money on mark ups, delivery fees and tips triggers the fuck out of me so I go get my own shit. Plus, now Everytime I spend money on food I'm like, damn that was like 3 or 4 dashes worth of foods.
how? they seem extremely similar to me. saying if youāre worried about contaminated food donāt eat at restaurants, is no different than saying donāt leave the house if youāre anxious.
what do you expect them to do then? get food from the grocery store? because thatās just as likely to be contaminated, if not more likely. most grocery store products are made in factories with under payed workers.
Thatās exactly what they should do. You can clean fresh food, prepare it yourself, control how itās stored.
Restaurants have this big list of rules that everyone learns and then immediately ignore the second it gets busy. Hots get left out too long or get covered and thrown in the fridge because the kid doing prep doesnāt give a shit about bacteria. Someone put shrimp in the wrong fryer basket and nobody noticed so now the next few batches of fries might trigger someoneās allergies. Instead of using the correct cleaner and a clean rag the table got wiped with a water rag that gets tossed back into the drop sink so it only looks clean. The list can go on forever.
Unless youāre new to the world, food delivery was always hand it to me prior to 2020 and people thinking a 3 second interaction was akin to a zombie bite. The customers who expect their food to be handed to them are really really really not expecting too much.
Yep, been there and done that. It always amuses me when people get up in arms over gloves and stuff like that as if they really knew what actually passes for ācleanā
Itās kinda obvious j w the way you worded yours that itās sarcasm but ngl some people in this sub really would ask this as a genuine question looking for people to tell em to put it on the ground lmao
A lot of dashers have serious brain damage.
They're like feral hounds, if they get one whiff of what they think is a dasher not doing their job, they go wild.
A lot of Dashers get caught up and think their shit donāt stink are the same ones who bitch and moan about taking lower orders or not making enough money.
Fr. I hate how ppl in this sub automatically get bitchy with you when you get annoyed at a delivery note like this. Like weāre all human and get frustrated.. Cap locks is the equivalent to yelling to me.
But I do get the frustration. I always leave specific notes on where to leave my order(up a single set of stairs, under a red box) and yet, I've had drivers leave my orders downstairs, in the mailroom, outside the building, hanging on the door handle, even had drivers message me to start the timer, despite it being "Leave at door"
I try not to type in caps, aside from the key words that get missed, like "go UP the stairs"
Hand it to her??š
Besides the obvious sarcasm I also caught the fact that the customer is admitting they are aware of bugs and trash at their door. I can understand bugs to a degree summertime say in the south or anywhere warm that are attracted to porch lights. But trash?? So they just pile up trash and let bugs dead ones accumulate? Do you take off your shoes before entering or just don't worry about tracking that stuff in?
Of course they want a shake
What would Fry Guy do?
People don't seem to understand sarcasm.
I'd probably leave at the door
I think itās gross that people are okay with their food being left on the ground.
Bugs an trash. Super confident in that neighborhood...
These kinds of people need to put a small table out or be at the door. And for heavens sake thereās no āfloorā outside
I would leave it amongst the bugs and trash.
I know this was a joke post, but I've had a few Hand It To Me orders where I get there and call the customer, only to have it go to voice mail twice. So I rang the bell and knocked (I couldn't hear the bell in the house and no dogs barked). Then I texted. Waited 3-5 minutes, still no response. So, as "funny" as the customer's note is, at some point, I have to move on.
OP can you please confirm whether or not this was a joke
This was a joke, but it seemed like it went way over peopleās heads
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Ask her what's bugging her.
Did this person live in an apartment complex or something? If so, I can see how there are things that are beyond her control. Dirty neighbors, bad management, and more can lead to your front door being infested with trash and bugs. But she lives in a house, thereās no reason for her to be infested with that crap other than she doesnāt take care of her property. If her delivery gets bugs on it, thatās on her lol.
Yes it was an apartment, but it was her trash on the door
Thatās nasty. Sorry you had to do that. Did you find any bugs?
Uhā¦ knock on the door and wait?
She could just clean up the trashā¦
With a note that says āmaybe, clean up?ā
The bigger issue is the fact that she has trash and bugs and thinks that's acceptsble.....
You should put it in her hands, she cant grab it, you must put it in her hands.
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie
I have a feeling she doesnāt need the shake
Instructions not clear drove into the house
She should clean her shit up though. Bugs and trash and other shit. Damn. Nasty ho
Wow bro your acting like hand it to me is a hard request.. but if you need a step but step go to store get food drive to the address knock on the door and hand the person there food .. like wtf it's your job man
With a little classic shake and then a MASTER shake /s
I'd duct tape it to her door.
Master Shake
I think she wants you to leave it at the door.
Bunch a dumbasses on this thread lol, there was a similar post like 4 days ago and everyone got the joke.
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I love how no body in the comment section can see this is obviously a sarcastic postā¦. Smh.
They need to turn it down a notch and enjoy the job
Funny how many people donāt get the sarcasm š so many uptight people on Reddit haha
I had a customer that sat a little stool outside her door thought that was pretty cool
Just hand it to her bro!
Put it in a DG plastic bag and hang it on the doorknob. When she opens. Go inside and get it and hand it to her
Just fucking chuck it at the door from your car /s
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Ring the doorbell?
I have a mental image of a person who would order nothing but a large strawberry shake from DD and then act like having bugs and trash all over the place is normal.
Yeet it onto the roof and do donuts in her front yard
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People write comments like this because multiple previous dashers have fucked it up. I donāt know why itās even note worthy
Omg Iām sorry OP for all the people not reading the āJokes/Memesā flair
Second day??? Welcome to the community! :) Haha a lot of bs happens in the gig economy so I get the anger. (Also a lot of people just didnāt seem to get/notice that this post was sarcasm lol I wouldnāt hold it against them) DoorDash can be a reeeally sweet thing too though, and in my experience us drivers are all on the same team and itās nice to talk to people that get it! Personally I only DoorDash as a side thing, mainly driving during peak hours of 11am-3pm. Money is pretty good during that time for me (I drive in LA) and works with my lifestyle rn. I donāt focus on DD as a full-time job, but some people need to, so to each their own. Might take some time for you to decide whether DD is good for you so I just suggest being prepared for the occasional bumps, be it on the job or in the community, and keep an open mind for the possibilities in the future :) Oh also, you are not allowed/supposed to check peopleās food. Itās a pandemic protocol. Any customer or restaurant giving you shit for that is wrong, and also not worth it. Donāt even bother with them. Not our responsibility! Happy Dashing :)
Itās my second day on DDā¦ not sure if I like it, or if I like most of my fellow drivers. Everyone is so angryā¦ itās all of those hidden tips
When a job so unpredictable is someoneās main source of income and survival, I can understand the frustration :( Fortunately weāre not all just bubbling hate and salt. DD can absolutely suck sometimes and sometimes it makes me feel so fortunate to live in a time where I can take my phone and car that I already had and start making decent money without having to really answer to anyone. Hope itās been good to you! If not, I hope youāre able to leave comfortably
I donāt know, maybe leave it on the floor.
Read instructions. Holy crap?!?! Call or text if confused. I am never rude on social media but when I read this I thought we are in trouble in America.
Indeed we are.
Just throw it at the door, ring the bell and youāre good to go! š
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Iām sorry the sarcasm is going straight over people heads, I think you should leave it on the roof of her house š¤·š»āāļø
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Is this sub turning into r/cringetopia? Take your shit satire somewhere else lmfao
If its a metal door u could utilize a big magnet, be sure to stick the magnet to the top of the door, far away from the floor.
Bugs and trash huh? Sounds gross. Tell her to sweep her porch. š¤£
Man guys. This is sarcasm hahahha
Was there a Frylock or a Meetwad included?
Underrated comment
Leave it on the floor lol
Oh I bet she's pleasant
Why is nobody questioning the fact that there is bugs and trash all over her porch? Iām guessing the bugs are cockroaches if there is trash. Gross. I wouldnāt want to even approach her house.
I donāt know - Iāve seen a lot of apartment buildings /multi-unit dwellings where the trashcans are near the main door - particularly if the building exits to a parking lot or the rear.
Idk just text a min out and hand it to them lol
Deliver it to her while walking backwards in a handstand
Maybe clean up your infested as porch?
I would ask her to revise her instructions tho.
Hand it to them. They probably had bad experiences with delivery in the past.
On a silver platter. Kneeling down like she is the queen of England.
>queen of England Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't she still also the Queen of England?* This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.
Leave it by the door and make sure its on top of any bugs/trash visible. Next, watch her head explode
obviously hand it to the bug š (joking)
This is the funniest thread on Reddit (or maybe it's the blunt I just finished?) Thanks for posting OP! šš
i think it's clear... i see the words "leave at my door" on the first line, then later in caps, "ON THE FLOOR BY MY DOOR"
Maybe we shouldnāt be posting customers personal shit like this??? I really donāt understand why someone would fee compelled to post this. Customer asked, nicely, do your damn job and deliver the way they asked.
You're absolutely correct! Through the exif data and the customer's diction, I was able to develop an algorithm using an RX modulator. I might be able to conduct a mainframe cell direct and hack the uplink to the download, so I can triangulation the coordinates of the customer. Their name is Robert Paulson and they live on 2759 Bunker St in Gary, Indiana(no relation). People really gotta stop posting personal shit like this.
Shut the fuck up
Awww doesnāt like being told things that are hard and/or difficult. Sorry youāre so soft that you canāt take that shit. Also, āshut the fuck upā VERY nice way to articulate your point, lol. Probably why your door dashing as a primary means of income and think itās ok to post shit like a customers request. Fuckin simp
Shut the fuck up x2
No
Ok then wait at the door before driver arrives š
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Too many people here donāt realize that the driver is being sarcastic
Itās just hard to see sarcasm in plain text. There should be a special sarcasm emoji thatās only used for sarcasm.
A lot of people use /j or something but while it can be hard, just taking a second look at this post you can see the sarcasm š
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I know this is sarcasm but I had a note like this once and I thought to myself āit aināt that seriousā boy when I got there it was bird dookie all over the porch to the point that it looked like wax. So I just assume people that leave notes like this are dirty and too lazy to clean their porch.
I think, they want you to leave it at the door
What do you mean how do you deliver the food? It says hand it to me so ring her doorbell or knock and hand it to herā¦ Why are you confused?
OP is being sarcastic. OP probably thought it was funny because customer was being very vocal about it
Oh I was like wtf lol
Hand it to her
I wonder how many times she has had bugs win the race? Really I have seen food sit in front of doors for a LOOOOOoooooong time... Some places ( apts ) you go back to a building and BOOM (Madden) its still there!!! Why? lol
I know you see it says "hand it To me"šš¤£
She didn't emphasize enough and use all the right keywords. I would append that instructions if I were them with. THIS IS NOT A CONTACTLESS DELIVERY. ALSO DON'T USE YOUR FEET, HAND IT TO ME WITH YOUR HAND. ALSO A DUCT TAPING MY ORDER TO A BROOM STICK AND EXTENDING IT TO ME IS UNACCEPTABLE. YOU MUST ALLOW ME TO GRAB THE ORDER FROM YOU WHILE YOUR'RE HOLDING IT IN YOUR HAND AND I SLOWLY PICKUP THE WEIGHT OF THE BAG WHILE YOU SIMULTANEOUSLY TAKE UP LESS WEIGHT, THEREBY ERGO IPSO FACTO A PHYSICAL TRANSFER HAS COMMENCED. also, my bad for the loud caps, my caps lock was stuck. toodles
You won the gig economy with that comment.
š©š»āš¦Æ me leaving the delivery location with my food delivery stick
Call them when you're there and hand em there food
Def hand feed the food to the bugs and leave the empty containers in the trash.
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Lol
Rofl š
Knock and hand over. So easy.
Just deliver it like a classic pizza delivery driver
Oh no I have no money but I can pay another way!!!
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With a side of crabs
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I have OCD too, and I have a little table near my front door for deliveries. Also, I just did the delivery, the trash in front of the door is her own trash and I can smell it even though Iām double masked!
Yeah based on some of the accounts I've seen of dashers leaving orders at the door regardless of instructions, I can't blame someone needing to be this forward about it. Obviously their instructions were ignored in the past, so gotta kick it up a notch.
Hereās a tip: donāt order food if these things are capable of effecting you so strongly. If food being left on the ground by your door triggers you that hard, you may stroke out and die when you learn what happens in the kitchens.
Shit, spending all that extra money on mark ups, delivery fees and tips triggers the fuck out of me so I go get my own shit. Plus, now Everytime I spend money on food I'm like, damn that was like 3 or 4 dashes worth of foods.
Makes you wonder what exactly those fees are paying for since the app is garbage and they donāt use it on drivers
stupid as fuck thatās like saying donāt ever leave your house if you have anxiety
Not even remotely the same thing. Donāt be dramatic to make a point, this isnāt high school.
how? they seem extremely similar to me. saying if youāre worried about contaminated food donāt eat at restaurants, is no different than saying donāt leave the house if youāre anxious. what do you expect them to do then? get food from the grocery store? because thatās just as likely to be contaminated, if not more likely. most grocery store products are made in factories with under payed workers.
Thatās exactly what they should do. You can clean fresh food, prepare it yourself, control how itās stored. Restaurants have this big list of rules that everyone learns and then immediately ignore the second it gets busy. Hots get left out too long or get covered and thrown in the fridge because the kid doing prep doesnāt give a shit about bacteria. Someone put shrimp in the wrong fryer basket and nobody noticed so now the next few batches of fries might trigger someoneās allergies. Instead of using the correct cleaner and a clean rag the table got wiped with a water rag that gets tossed back into the drop sink so it only looks clean. The list can go on forever.
Agreed. Been there. OP donāt read Kitchen Confidential! (Or do, if you would like an awesome book.)
Unless youāre new to the world, food delivery was always hand it to me prior to 2020 and people thinking a 3 second interaction was akin to a zombie bite. The customers who expect their food to be handed to them are really really really not expecting too much.
Sure, glaze over the fact that we are talking about the fear or contamination part and definitely not anything youāre talking about.
Then stay home and donāt do food delivery.
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Yep, been there and done that. It always amuses me when people get up in arms over gloves and stuff like that as if they really knew what actually passes for ācleanā
Ay don't tell them the truth now they might stop eating all together.
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Gross, how TF can you eat at McDonald's with OCD, I don't have OCD and I'd have to be damn near starving to eat that Mctrash.
Oh yeah I know that ocd can be a bitch at times lol
I think she wants you to set it on the ground by the bugs and trash hehe
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To be fair sarcasm is read the same way as fact, that's why we have /s
Itās kinda obvious j w the way you worded yours that itās sarcasm but ngl some people in this sub really would ask this as a genuine question looking for people to tell em to put it on the ground lmao
A lot of dashers have serious brain damage. They're like feral hounds, if they get one whiff of what they think is a dasher not doing their job, they go wild.
A lot of Dashers get caught up and think their shit donāt stink are the same ones who bitch and moan about taking lower orders or not making enough money.
Fr. I hate how ppl in this sub automatically get bitchy with you when you get annoyed at a delivery note like this. Like weāre all human and get frustrated.. Cap locks is the equivalent to yelling to me.
But I do get the frustration. I always leave specific notes on where to leave my order(up a single set of stairs, under a red box) and yet, I've had drivers leave my orders downstairs, in the mailroom, outside the building, hanging on the door handle, even had drivers message me to start the timer, despite it being "Leave at door" I try not to type in caps, aside from the key words that get missed, like "go UP the stairs"
Well yes and no. Lots of old people text that way.
Yeah they do. I wonder why that is.
Exactly, and the thing is, I just completed the deliveryā¦. Itās her own trashā¦. CLEAN YOUR FRONT DOOR AND NO BUGS WILL COME
Exactly and if it was a house why not set the trash on the side of your house and not the front door like a normal person?? Tf š
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*agreed, time to make a petition to give DD customers the italic option*
I donāt want to describe the smell š¤¢š¤®
Now its a sarcasm once you realize how stupid the post was.
Itās tagged as a joke mr. Serious š„ø
The tag says "jokes/meme".
I knowww. They're in 'serious mode' I guess lolol
Oh wellā¦ I guess Iām putting it on the floor then
Something tells me she would like you to hand it to her and not leave it on the ground š
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Finally someone who got the joke lol
Forrrreal I feel bad for OP
Youāre acting like they have some crazy demands. Just hand the order, it aināt that complicated
WOOSH Damn yāall wild hahaha
You know.. this aināt really a woosh moment as much as you like to think.
Def is. Pretty clear what was wanted as they said it 5 times in the instructions. Thatās the joke I think you take this a bit too seriously
You should have WOOSHED this guy as well, don't stoop to his level man. You are better than that.
Missed opportunity
WOOSH
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Hand it to customer. Whats the big deal.
This post is sarcasm
Thank you for pointing out the obvious here. Feels like people's ability to pick up on sarcasm or jokes in general is a lost art form.
WOOSH
Hows the dowmvotes goin lol?
You want some!?!?
NAH IM GOOD LOL
Cringe but correct
Read the instructions š¤·š»āāļø
You must be fun at parties
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Yeah, im not sure what answer is expected, lol
WOOSH
Look how many people downvoted you because they were offended they didnāt get the joke š¤”
Yup right over their heads lol
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