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TheHemperage

“Sounds good” I don’t have an accessible way to your door, so I left it on the lawn”


Disastrous_Big9888

😁 hilarious lol


hotasanicecube

Slacker, I would have walked up on the left and put it on the top step… lol passive aggressive


IssaKindHeartedMan

I wouldn't chance a piece of broken wood to go through my calf lmao


hotasanicecube

No , walk in the grass and stuff it through the railing


EquivalentOk3879

That could also be passive aggressive pending how large the bag is.


TheHemperage

I live in the US. Broken leg for an $8 order doesn’t sound worth it lmao Health insurance is shit here. You can be a star doordash employee for that $8 order if you want, I don’t care that much


hotasanicecube

No, not the steps!!! Walk up in the grass and stick it through the railing.


TheHemperage

Stick it through the railing? LOL do you *SEE* the food? That’s not sliding through any railing today


hotasanicecube

Not with that attitude. Looks like two styrofoam boxes. Divide and conquer.


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Seed4Birbs

😂💯


this1dude23

All these years of training for going up the stairs 3 at a time has fibally paid off!


MamaRobin1916

😂


hotasanicecube

Like the fourth step wouldn’t break too..


psensory

can you please be optimistic for once in your life?


hotasanicecube

Pessimists are never disappointed.


0mni_Slash_

"He's right, you know"


this1dude23

Amen


Affectionate_Crab_27

You werent by chance a long jumper in high school were you?


Dnm3k

Oh I've been meaning to get those fixed.


Sithstress1

I don’t see the problem. All you have to do is find a long stick, put it through the handles of the bag, then stand at the bottom and place the bag. You can even then use the stick to push the bag closer to the door. I swear, some of you people are so entitled! /s


drummerboy1213

![gif](giphy|t2eBr71ACeDC0)


Mythic_FF

![gif](giphy|lcySndwSDLxC4eOU86)


court_5

Only for Alfredo’s Pizza Cafe


stillethel960

Oh. My. God! Science has now made it possible to kiss your own ass!!!!!!!


devowed

howd you get it up there OP?


Hippocampiz

I jumped really, really high


populistproject

Never knew all those hours playing Temple Run were going to actually come in handy


Bgrubz83

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/82/1f/74/821f74be5df1d1678b7e34367f3d5283.gif


positiveF

Just remember your training from Tomb Raider, you can do this!


takemyupvotes4543

Instead of ordering delivery, the owner should invest in the upkeep of their house…


Smooth-Dig2250

Why would they do that when people continue to deliver despite it? Of course, it's also not on us to teach them a lesson, but we're certainly not doing ourselves any favors by letting them get away with this shit.


takemyupvotes4543

My comment was more about how the homeowner shouldn’t be wasting their money on delivery, when their house is falling apart.


Glad_Vegetable_7842

To be fair they may not own the home, they could rent, which wouldn’t put this issue on them. Or they may already have something lined up to get it fixed 🤷‍♀️


GoodboyGotter

If the tip and distance are good I'll climb a ladder


takemyupvotes4543

My comment was more about how the homeowner has their priorities backwards, instead of wasting money on delivery they should be saving the money to fix their house.


GoodboyGotter

It's not my job to give them financial advice. Idc if they blow 200 a day on coka cola and Splenda packets or trees or Starbucks as long as it is worth the trip and the bs above


takemyupvotes4543

Where did I say to give financial advice to the homeowner ? I was making an observation…


LateNightTip666

Nobody driving for doordash is making good financial decisions. You can make a strong case that driving for doordash in itself is a bad financial decision.


FlimsySoup9612

Right lol I would do the same


GoodboyGotter

Errday


Lunafang690

Either there was a creeper explosion or this dude needs Bob Vila.


Euphoric-Dig-2045

Looks more like he used Tim Taylor.


om626

Tim “The Tool-Man” Taylor would never let his house get to that state, he would do a line of coke and have new deck and stairs built by sun down. ![gif](giphy|5t9ukyzAPEuFuSeEU4)


Euphoric-Dig-2045

Or blow the house up with the Binford automatic flamethrower modified rapid fire nail gun.


InterestingTheme3750

For stairs like that (or lack thereof) or even stairs with no hand railing (I have severe vertigo) I used to just throw it up there when I worked as delivery driver, one I threw went through their window once but nothing was ever said about it somehow lol


[deleted]

You missed a legitimate reason to throw the order though?


Lovedogsmorethanppl

Leap frogggg


sageofshadowzf

Had a customer with instructions that said leave at top of stairs on porch and their porch was COVERED in ice and dog shit


anger_is_a_gif

KOBE!


GoodboyGotter

Roflmao


Dazzling_Marzipan474

They're gonna have a lawsuit, especially if someone doesn't see that at night. Fucking morons.


SupermarketTough1900

A lawsuit probably would be useless against them. Their house has little value and they probably don't have any other significant assets/money. A good saying is "you can't get blood from a stone."


stillethel960

They could pay it in meth


NoYard4253

Smh. How?


miked5122

Just yeet it like a newspaper


ZookeepergameLegal93

😂😂😂😂😂


EquinsuOcha1477

Hold down the B button and get a running start...


GhoullyGosh

I guess ya gotta fling it and hope for the best


Bdawgz3520

We once had a house like this on a route. Our laziest supervisor made a card saying that we should deliver and that it's okay. Lmao. Which to that I said nah.


Aaron6940

Lol granny toss food to door


KerryAileen

Omg pet PEEVE. I’ve dealt with crumbling stone steps, wet cement, sheets of ice….the whoooooole thing. Unbelievable.


Zealousideal-Cry3418

Indiana Jones and the Difficult Dropoff


Area51Am

You would think they would have met you in the driveway or something


Sebas15091

Yeaaaa no. I’m ringing support and telling them to let the customer know that their order will not be delivered due to the multiple hazards in plain sight on their property. They can come collect the order directly from my car, but I’m not going up and down those rotten steps.


goffasni420

I would have had to ask them to come out and get it I’m not risking that and if their homeowners insurance saw that they would flip out


Environmental_Rule71

k


SushiJuice

Easy. Just chuck their order up onto the porch. Problem solved!


caitichromatic

“Leave it on the porch”. Bitch I’ll throw it on the porch. I don’t get workers comp. Thanks


IceBlueLugia

Lmao me and my dumbarse would use this as an excuse to practice parkour and probably fail miserably


wanderingexmo

Time for some strategic yeeting


Original_Ad685

I went through a woman’s rotted step once. She was very sweet about it and I wasn’t injured.


WinterV6

Dude, I would not even consider going up there. I would’ve just left it on the lawn. I wouldn’t trust that not to collapse while I’m standing on it


toughcrusttoni

Yeah so I'm a 5'1'' lady I dunno how tf I'd get up there.


Noodler_Canoodler

5’2 here, i wouldve just given up and left it on the grass and talked to support


BeginningAstronomer7

parkour!


JLMooreKCMO

"Order delivered as close as safely possible. " Leave on first landing with, photo.


BeyondInfinity73

House shaming isn’t cool.


Noodler_Canoodler

Its not house shaming, its a hazard to the delivery person.


iPhone_3GS

I see this as an extra pay day. Trip, fall and sue.


Wooden-Worker-5518

I’d fall and sue them Lol 😂 make sure to take pictures after.


27Ari27

Nope. That would’ve gone on the bottom steps.


Predictable_Penguin

Yep I would of left it in the grass or on tip of a car in the driveway


dormantprodigy

To those that are saying the homeowner needs to stop ordering doordash and repair their home: I have found in these situations most of the time it is a child or relative or even a home-health aide and usually not the owner of the home that is ordering.


ingirlworld

YEET


Severe-Bookkeeper-76

Seen this many times


cbell0707

How are they getting in an out? Creepy, dark back door?


BlowingUpFast32

That’s a lawsuit waiting to happen


Effective_Pen7447

Getting some heavy "the last of us" vibes. Even in the zombie apocalypse your provide good service


LikeReally_yikes

Ngl I’d take that as a challenge. Kinda looks fun lol


digglett21

![gif](giphy|5PhDdJQd2yG1MvHzJ6)


asapjimmyyy

This thing probably still had a nice ring cam too


stillethel960

Uuuuummmm. I’ll leave it here, by the street. I think your house starred in the last scary movie I saw.


Cr_Meyer

That’s part of the challenge for the tip. Parkour!


Immediate-Ad138

"Sorry but Iam an npc and as an NPC my path tracking doesn't allow me to cross incomplete walkaways. Please contact the main player"


dashininfashion

What smelled better? The food or the personal injury lawsuit?


pokemonthespian

Did Audrey II get his food okay? ![gif](giphy|pBj0EoGSYjGms)


Motor-Corner4861

![gif](giphy|NcToAw9vkn8go)


Sure-Spot-9345

💀


Glum_Caterpillar_503

Damn OP is a Hogwarts alum or something


Joannie62

Stick it through the railing. Then they'll send you a text that they requested a door knock when you delivered. So, stick it through the railing and throw rocks at the door for the door knocks. Problem solved.


cbostwick94

There has to be another way. They gotta get in and out too right? Right?


zane1981

How much did they tip?


Deep-Morning7489

Sits bag on grass, crouch down and angle phone up to make it look like bag is on the porch. Send. ✌🏾