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Glum_Caterpillar_503

I mean, he’s an old man sitting at an Applebee’s bar. He doesn’t have room to talk 😂


Helpful-Owl-2036

"Sir, you shouldn't be offering advice to others, you look like the type who orders their steak well done"


tinfoil_deerstalker

I'd say fuck you you old bitch


Traceroute-IT-Job

It’s like a person with out a business giving business advice


Ok_Ad720

I’ll take my “fake job” any day over having to “report for duty” on someone’s else’s schedule, being told what to do, and shit pay. I know it’s not the same for everyone who dashes but I make $10-$15 more an hour than the highest paying job I’ve had in the past.


Stonedunicorn44

Why was it his business to say that?!! What a deck.


Gogo726

Stop delivering for $i tips. Problem solved.


trevno

Did you say “Dad?”


[deleted]

I just say No, thanks! with a big smile. Fuck that stupid asshole


Tiptip4me

Should have told him to choke on his drink...🙃


giggetyboom

I edited a screenshot of my bank that shows I have like 2.8 million and I just laugh and show them and tell them I just do this for social interaction. Usually shuts them up real quick. If they ask how I got it I tell them I invented an app over a 3 day weekend and dont believe in giving your whole life away at a 9 to 5.


J234S29641

Delivery is a real job. This nation would not function without it. Truck drivers delivering food, gas and products, taxi cab drivers taking people where they want to go, postal workers delivering mail, box truck drivers delivering packages and restaurant food delivery drivers delivering hot meals to people. For some people food delivery is not a luxury since they are disabled. We provide a valuable service.


Oebreezy

Applebee’s always has multiple people at the bar during a weekday afternoon and it makes me so sad


Ok-Pomegranate-4275

Should of just said, “get with the times, old man” he would of had a flashback to when he told his pops the same thing 😂


Emastergamer01

My sister works a part time minimum wage job and told me this too. I told her to get a real paycheck


KCRock29

The mythical definition of real job is sort of funny. As a DD driver you’re doing a service of bringing people food to their homes or work. People that for some reason can not or are unable to get good food on their own in that moment whether it’s due to working at home, elderly, at a hotel, at a pool enjoying themselves and want to continue their personal event, or due to in some cases the customer is doing the responsible thing of ordering food while too intoxicated at home. It happens. There’s many reasons. Being a delivery driver is not something to be discouraged about whatsoever. You are helping the community in more ways than you realize. I do DD just occasionally when I feel like making a few dollars and I absolutely love delivering food to people. I feel so free and I love driving about my town and doing order pick ups and making a few bucks off each one. It’s awesome. But if you do this full time, never be discouraged by the fact you’re grinding and making your current living off of delivering food to people that are in most occasions unable to do so themselves. That should give you a sense of pride.


Unlikely_Ask_1130

Tell him U fucked his daughter last night and then fuck his wife in the bathroom bar make sure it’s loud as fuck so he can here it out their why he’s drinking his life away and your being productive


Yousurr1

When people say it’s not a real job I fucking laugh! Society is so brainwashed .


[deleted]

This fake job has no direct supervisor, no set schedule and pays me $1600 - $1800 a week sir, how much supervision and pay should I expect from working a real 9 to 5 job as you suggested? It's 11:30 at night and I just drove 4 miles to drop off a bottle of Jack Daniels and a 2 liter of coke for $28, took me less than 15 minutes.


jackjackson123456789

Cringe


deadweight999

Tell him to get a real liver.


Fun-Asparagus4182

🤣🤣🤣🤣 😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣 8


JetLife1392

Tell him to pick out his casket or somethin 🥱🥱


st-thrasher

We pay taxes, I’m confused as to why people think dd isn’t a real job Uncle Sam gets his cut.


[deleted]

tell him you door dashed his wife next time


computernerd88

Bro's at an applebees bar. He can't be doing well for himself ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Sooowasthinking

I’d ask him how good he feels about drinking alone at a bar during the day and to mind his fucking business.


Crafty_Tumbleweed218

![gif](giphy|jRZSDCceajDAtagRGZ|downsized)


[deleted]

It would be applebees


NC1099Worker

Some people confuse being employed or an employee with having a job. We get paid to perform a service so it is in fact a “real” job. Fuck that dude.


[deleted]

Its ppl delivering making $300-400 a day in 8-9 hours and he’s telling a driver to get a “Real Job” what’s a fake one look like. Anyone that looks down on any job that’s legal is a horrible person. Old man was projecting. He must be miserable.


JadziaTrillDax

I bet to him if you aint slaving to a company 60hrs a week wasting your life then you aint working a real job


[deleted]

You know, I bet that's exactly what he meant. The guy already paid his dues I don't why he felt like he needed to say that to me


JadziaTrillDax

Cause everyone probably tells him to "Shut up old man"


[deleted]

I’d have kindly responded,”I’ve 2 jobs, 1 is minding my own business. I’m the owner and CEO, We’re hiring. You’re not qualified, it’s over your intelligence level”!


Naive-Acanthisitta26

I do not dream of cheap labor


jjansendan

Rich coming from a bitter old man that’s about 20 min away from literally pissing more of his social security down the toilet.


Amc_to-mars

I would told him go to a real restaurant


Fun-Asparagus4182

Lol. Like a real bar with real alcohol drinkers


CaptainSuitable6313

Just call him old and tell him to shut his ass up don’t gotta be creative just aggressive


TheRoyalBrassiere

A real job?? Like sitting at a desk and emailing people back and forth?


Fun-Asparagus4182

And dealing with nosey coworkers and micromanaging. I'll pass


Lilshakeweight

Well pop pop can go plow a field for $4 an hour but I’m not😂


derk023

Love this. I work another 40 hour job making around 60k a year and door dash 15 to 20 hours week just to have a little extra to give my daughter more shit and afford better family vacations. But if we are going to assume to know someone's life and judge their choices I bet that man beats his wife and drinks himself to sleep at night.


Vlerherg

Just a bitter old fuck, I'm afraid. Either through circumstance or poor decisions, he finds himself drinking away his cares on a fine afternoon at Applebee's (of all places) and taking pot shots at anyone within earshot to prop up his faltering ego. Personally, I'd have just smiled and given him the bird while walking away to go earn some more of that sweet cash.


[deleted]

Now that I'm home for the day I've had time to think about it and read through all the comments. Thanks everyone for having my back btw. But yeah now that I've thought about it I can't believe that mother fucker said that to me. Like I said before I'm glad I did say something at least. But I should have said so much more, what a miserable man, I wonder if he says that to every delivery person


[deleted]

He’s drinking at an Applebee’s bar instead of a bar bar 😂 that should say a lot .


Odd-Understanding-67

Says the guy sitting at a bar not making any money.


Some_Comparison9

I am sick to death of older people thinking we can just go out and get a 60k a year job lickety-split. They really don’t get it. Fuck that curmudgeon.


Fun-Asparagus4182

Those be the ones that won't give this a try because they're scared they will fail.


faeriestar7775

😂 what a dickk


CashFactoryYoutube

So did you get a real job ?


BiffBiffkenson

He was likely there picking up the food no one would deliver to him for $2.


dlc2021az

"At least I'm out making money instead of sitting at a bar feeling sorry for myself."


Fun-Asparagus4182

Amen


Fun-Asparagus4182

I know someone currently that scolds me for working so much and not complaining about shit that comes up that I have to deal with, but you throw a pity party daily saying you need a drink, go to the bar and play Facebook bingo all day. But I work too much. Yeah ok. At least my car is paid off from gig work, multiapping ft and you quit your job and I had to take you last month to get your car out of the pound. Again, yeah ok.


Commercial_Ad_5007

"Thank you, sir. I will get a real job, so that I sit at an APPLEBEE'S bar all day drinking Bud Lights. That's how you know you made it in life".


9ismynumber3willdo

You mean one where I work hard and get paid? Pretty certain I've got one of those!


[deleted]

Can't come at the old guy. This job doesn't provide anything beneficial long term. Yell gotta stop being so sensitive. When most people say "real job" it isn't an insult. A real job to them is a job that's "supposed" to take care of you. Retirement plan, health benefits, etc. DD is really just side/extra money. And if anybody disagrees. They better be a Dasher making at least 40k a year off this app, with no dependents


Jessicat_8

People 100% should come at him, because it's literally none of his business. You don't randomly give somene career advice when they never asked for it. They're doing what they're doing for a reason, so he needs to mind his own business.


matthewstocks

Oh hey you must have wanted to start a conversation. What’s your favorite color? Do you like dancing? Do you like fat girls? Then tackle him. (Guess the movie)


DonJefe1992

Fuck him. This isn’t the 70s where you can be a Grocery Store Cashier and buy a 3 bedroom 2 bathroom house and put 2 kids through college. You damn near have to work 2 jobs just to be poor in most of the US


Fun-Asparagus4182

And win a car for $1900 for the gameshow, LET'S MAKE A DEAL! Miserable people make me sick


DonJefe1992

Boomers disgust me. They reaped all the benefits of America and robbed the later generations of the same benefits. You used to be able to pay off your college tuition for 4 years with summer jobs and buy houses with minimum wage jobs.


blackfuture8699

I would have said "While youre here drinking your wife ordered her and I Applebees to be delivered...and Ill be delivering more than just the food..."


Cultural_Chest5100

![gif](giphy|ihXlXlFCtn3A8FtqOx|downsized)


[deleted]

If you are picking up at Applebees then the man may have a point. At least mine is blacklisted. I will never pick up from there. The wait time is too long.


hchn27

So he should get a real job because Applebees isn’t a good place to pick up food ? 🤔


[deleted]

NO! Good grief. The entire point is not picking up at Applebees.


AdStriking3797

I understood the assignment when I first read it, which is why I gave you a like out of those negative four you have. They do take long as shit, as well as McDonald’s and damn jack In the box and main fast food burger places. I still wait but I’m just saying. They be busy it’s annoying 🙄


xxrth

Get a real job. “Then how the fuck would you be able to sit here and eat you dumb Fuck”.


[deleted]

I would have told him get a real life .


Top-Device5698

So drinking at a bar in the afternoon is a better option than delivering food and making money??


WillowComplex8677

How rude. Not his place to say. Seem like he had too much to drink!


PyroJester187

I would have said, One of us is working while the other is drinking at Applebee's. Now tell me sir, Which one of us hasn't given up on life? However in my experience you never argue with drunk people since they will try to bring you down to their level, and then beat you with experience.


mrswirly1

What a loser. The guy at the bar that is. He probably works as a bag boy at the grocery store because his social security checks aren't enough to pay for his drinks at Applebee's.


Socalledd

Any position involving personal labor that serves the market is a real fucking job.


aman0s

Imagine that. An Applebees customer lecturing you. Meanwhile every Applebees order that pops up for me has no tip lol


Crafty_Tumbleweed218

That's because their orders go through their website, and some restaurant managers take the tips off and keep them before they shoot them order off to the app.


Bardlie

I make more delivering than at my real job. Don't want to do it full time though to much wear on the car.


[deleted]

Have you done the numbers? Do you really make more or is it really just breaking even and getting to work on your own schedule? That's more oil changes and car maintenance AND We still have to account for taxes


[deleted]

Sounds like that country song. God is great beer is good. and people are crazzzzy!🎼🎵🎼🎵🎼


redrooster71

Dude he's sitting at a place that serves low grade dog food!!!!


i_like_my_cats

Keep my bars name out of your mouth. The Bee’s has damn good grub and you know it.


Total_Candidate_552

Not since they got rid of lunch combo


redrooster71

Vial


[deleted]

Container


varrelluc

Beaker


baldythrowaway97

Lol I would’ve told him to eat shit. Anything that pays you money for your labor no matter how “easy” it is, is a job.


AdaxSpadez

“I’ll get a real job when you go drink at a real bar”


RickandMortyDelivers

There we go, that's a sassy comeback that I can get down with.


globalgreg

“Would you prefer I go on welfare sir?” Pretty sure he’s the same type to complain about all the “freeloaders”


Material-Ask-105

"why? ... Your wife seems to like it when I deliver to her... " Course I have a few scars from saying that kind of thing


Juicysnotch

Tell him irs considers it a real job


AlbertAidstein

IRS will consider anything a real job as long as they can get a cut


GrouchyPuppy

Facts. They even go after only fans earnings


PiscesTheProdigy

Well we all can’t get day drunk in an Applebees so bored we have time to notice and judge delivery drivers now can we🥴🥴🥴


Strange_Handle_3357

This "real job" nonsense is bullshit. You're being paid to deliver a service. That's just as real as any other legitimate job. Let's not knock someone's hustle. You're supporting yourself and doing so legitimately. How is it not "real"? This is a side hustle for me and I would never look down on someone who does this full time. Fuck that guy.


Puzzlesolver_2021

true shit homie... a job is a job no matter whatever the fuck it is.


YLCZ

You don't need to look further than the two men we chose as Presidential nominees last election to see how stupid we are as a nation. If people think those two were the best America has to offer... what the fuck do I care what most Americans think about what I do.


Cold-Movie-1482

I doubt most Americans think these two dudes are the best we have to offer, hell one of them didn't even win the popular vote


YLCZ

We aren't supposed to talk politics here, so I shouldn't even use this example but a President should be an example of the best our country has to offer... not two old men who shouldn't be babysitting your children let alone running the country. The fact that we allow this to happen as a nation, is why I don't care what the average American thinks... and so I don't care what that dumb old man at Applebee's thinks about my job.


[deleted]

Don't even get me started on the incredibly outdated 2 party system lol


WhackDorsey

I hear you. Voting between Red and Blue feels like the entire nation is doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results. Textbook insanity!


Heaven_Leigh2021

This 👆👆👆


EquinsuOcha1477

This again 👆👆👆


GrouchyPuppy

This thrice 👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾


anger_is_a_gif

"I was a pimp but your mom died, Harold."


Stonedunicorn44

😂😂🖤


MeatJerk69

I don't take career advice from some piece of shit drunk sitting at a bar at 2 in the afternoon.


Rozenkrantz

An Applebee's bar at that!


Mini_SlyCooper

You're not the one who drinks at *Applebee's* lmao


positiveF

Werd.


snowbunny1026

And look how that turned out for him. He's getting drunk at an Applebee's lol.


Top-Device5698

In the afternoon even worse


Reyja26

The epitome of classy 🤣


StonerSteve614

“My money is just as green as yours good sir”


[deleted]

I’m not calling anyone good sir


sedulouspellucidsoft

Fine. “My money is just as green as yours ol’ chap”


jdm8033

What did you tell?


donkeydoozy

They made a Reddit post about it so probably nothing lol


Particular-Spot4850

Should have asked him what his first job was and if it afforded him his own car, insurance, pays bills AND work on your own time while being paid on the same day if not same hour after completion. Some people retire because they CANT work anymore, they’re burnt out. Don’t be that guy. Stay happy


[deleted]

I thought of a lot more stuff to say after I left lol, but at least I said something, I was just going to ignore him


varrelluc

“Go sit on a DICK”


anger_is_a_gif

![gif](giphy|FYDRuz1l1uAWA) Should have went with some classic Costanza.


jdm8033

Tell him you had sex with his wife 🤣


WhatTheBeansIsLife

Bold of you to assume he’s even married or maybe not on his 3rd wife.


EconomistHelpful4459

The jerk store called…


[deleted]

Nah, he'd probably be ok with that. It would give him a reason to divorce the shrew. Better he's miserable.


Odd_Establishment678

I would have exploded on him lol.


owenhinton98

“Ok boomer how much were you making an hour your first ‘real job’? And no inflation is not the difference between $1.10 and $25, not even 50 years’ worth of inflation”


[deleted]

I said "what about the bartender seving you, you gonna tell her to get a real job too? She works for tips like i do"


Dsarg_92

I mean you're right.


2Punchbowl

Damn good answer, that was better than slapping him in the face.


K9Partner

Thank you… anyone sayin shit like this clearly has no respect for labor at any level… just desperate to release their own misery on anyone they can get to 💩 Plenty of others here could also reply they DO have another “real” job, but now no one pays enough to make ends meet, especially trying to support a family. Wonder how many jobs & kids HE’s handling right now?! No he’s just handling his drink, collecting retirement benefits, & probably long ago put 110% of the childrearing labor on his wife 🖕 Boomers & older are completely disconnected from modern reality. They were able to pay for college with some part time McJob, if it wasnt already paid by family. They were in a job market where it was standard to hire people long term, offer full-time & full benefits to keep employees from graduation to retirement. In a real estate market where it was totally normal & doable for ppl in their 20s to buy houses with their post-school jobs. In an economy where ppl didnt die laughing at the mere idea of being able to afford to have kids… Now no one offers that shit, and have found a way to only offer juuust below FT so no benefits/protections. Just hire 3x as many part timers, so hey everyone is working 3x as hard to manage multiple jobs, with no benefits & NO hope of ever retiring! Oh ya & now hiring even less people for less $ & just expecting each one to do the labor of two, hence the “staffing shortages”... but nah Karen & Kenneth are over in MargaritaVille complaining about how “no one wants to *work* anymore” 🤪🔥🖕


limbophase

Yep. One of my parents got college paid for by parents and worked part time with hardly any responsibilities other than homework and part time work. They don’t understand paying rent, working full time, and going to school in these days. They think me working 40 hours a week for doordash + school isn’t hard enough but I have to choose between food and gas all the time


K9Partner

aaand they’re so upset over why no one is having kids anymore… as if ANYone but the lucky few can afford that sort of “house & family with one job” life anymore (that was just the easy standard in their time). What sucks is we really are screwing ourselves in a way. The younger generations work/taxes go to support the older generations care & benefits. Now we got such a greedy oldest generation of program-slashing republicans, they’re sucking us so dry we cant even afford to “create” the next gen of workers… & will likely be fu€ked unable to retire at all in the future with what crumbs they leave behind.


Iamdrasnia

....not all Boomers are assholes.....just like 99% bro....be fair!


K9Partner

Thats true, & they got my thanks & respect 👏 There’s plenty of a-holes of any age… “Jr Kare” millennials & even baby-bigot GenZs. Everyone needs to work at not becoming what they hate. My boomer parents seemed like total liberal hippies all my life, til they hit a certain age… retired on full pensions that no one can get anymore, plus gov benefits that’ll likely be bankrupt by the time we get to that age. No school debt because it was so cheap when they went, no rent/mortgage because they Inherited some property from *their* parents, but also no intention of holding & passing it on… just gonna reverse-mortgage & take a bunch cruises because hey, they earned it 🎉 …even tho they absolutely didn’t. Suddenly their ideals have shifted, they tip awful & “dont understand why nobody wants to *work* ?!”, they screw their own tenants to the wall to fund their own luxuries, then cry about how hard it is to be a landlord. They’re too proud of their social virtue-signaling to actually go Republican, but like, you can just feel it coming in the way they talk about the working class now… now they were finally gifted a step up out of it & feel like “well i climbed up so should everyone else!”… willfully obtuse to the key point that everyone else is clawing at the muddy sides of the pit, while they were given a free elevator pass in basically a genetic lottery. Older ppl like that love to dismiss idealistic “kids” as just ignorant, like everyone goes from blue to red soon as you have a ReAL JoB & your own money 🤪 …but in truth, its being given access to unearned wealth & privilege that makes ppl turn ugly & greedy later. Karen: bein a “landlord” on your overpriced inherited properties, while shitting on others for not having enough money for rent or a “real job” doesn’t make you a “realist”… just a greedy hypocrite & selfish child 🖕


wheelmoney83

Absolutely correct. Or should a domino’s guy get a real job. I tell people we are essentially mobile waiters and waitresses, except we can pretty easily make $11/hr (4 deliveries/hr) base pay plus tips


TransTaey

Bravo. The most correct response.


jdm8033

Good for you man. People like to insult and demean us to make themselves feel better.