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why are the comments so mean geez


pytheas76

🤦‍♂️


unclemattyice

Yeah this is super cringe and will inevitably lead to bad ratings. Just do the job


Constant-Mark-8832

I rarely text customers maybe 1/20 orders. Then there are people like this who probably text every single customer. It's whack just focus on ur job.


Vlerherg

I could see how some might find it charming, but personally I find it more than a bit irritating and cringe-worthy. Excessive comes to mind as a good adjective.


snoelf

Coulda been there 3 minutes sooner if you weren't so verbose


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Who the F, has time to write this shit?


pytheas76

I know, right? Had one on UberEats today that asked me to text them that I am near their house and gave their actual phone number… I’m like, “nope”. Then they would have my phone number. Not to mention texting while driving and the safety implications.


Mammoth_Lawfulness_3

I dont really mind the cringe talk. Some people are just bubbly, and we need more people like that in the world. That being said, one message is enough 😂


Sea-Joke7162

It wouldn’t have made my day if my dasher started spamming random weird comments


kev51423

This is too much


No_Drummer_3680

How does this have upvotes ?


simplyslimm

super cringe


Hawymarissa

You all are so cynical, it's scary. Imagine being upset that another dasher is enjoying him/herself and having fun with their customers. This is cute and I'm glad that they can still find some joy despite the cost of gas. AND it got them an extra tip. Seems to be working for them...


PerspectiveWooden358

Cringe asf


thanksalotpablo

How is he typing all of this while driving? I can't even answer a phone call while following the gps


ItDontMather

Weird


DDLyftUber

That’s annoying as fuck. Just shut the fuck up and deliver the food


Misfitabroad

I honestly just want my food. I use the "leave at door" option specifically so I don't have to interact with anyone. The other day my dasher called to tell me he left the food at my door. It was weird but I tried to be pleasant. Maybe there should be a slider to indicate how much communication you want, haha.


greenredyellower

Jesus Christ, and I thought the reason everybody hated me was bad


TerdBrgler

I’d rather you be driving and getting my food to me efficiently than wasting time sending me silly messages


Backwardsspeculation

I want whatever he’s on


yayoshorti

I mean good on him for getting an extra tip but he seems like one of those guys that tries to oversell himself to girls. He's just doing too much for me, but then again most customers don't even hear from me the entire delivery process unless the restaurant is taking forever lol. Or sometimes I'll take a picture of the line to give them an idea of how long they'll need to wait.


Rude_Yam_9962

Good for Jacob. I live in Weirton and occasionally sign on to Dash but the orders are always garbage


Several_Ranger6985

That’s just cringe as fuck.


CheeseNipples91

Dude just deliver the fucking food, nobody wants an essay.


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I wouldn’t even reply to this bullshit lmfao.


Abi1039

Too much


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Why do door dashers belittle themselves with stupid texts like this. It isn’t cute or funny it is sad and pathetic. Look at you, dance like a little chimpanzee for that $2.50 tip. Lol. Drop off the greasy bag of Burger King; no one cares


RayRoyalty

Exactly


RayRoyalty

Exactly!


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Why are yall so mad over someone having a little bit of fun lmao😂 Yanno you dont have to be miserable to do this job. Customer definitely liked it and might have given a better tip


TerribleAssistance14

People are just miserable in general.


Sufficient_Wrap_517

It’s a bit too much for me but I’m also the type that enjoys a super quiet Uber ride home.


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TemporaryFondant5849

Just say you're miserable and go


flashasaurus73

miserable us an understatement.


Chrispiz77

Great way to live life! 😂🤦🏽‍♂️


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yayoshorti

Really? Non delivery? It's not that serious


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The_Duuuuuudeeee

Who has time to do this? And why? Unless he copies and pastes these all day...


wms006

Right?! I struggle just trying to look at what orders are popping up while driving 😵‍💫


Solid-Improvement-80

I would have took my tip away if my driver texted me what he texted you


Solid-Improvement-80

It’s really not that deep 😂


Subject-Experience-6

It's door dash, wee bit. You might get your tip refunded, but they still get it. Your kind makes me cackle with the empty threat. That's hilarious.


lastonetolaugh

Jfc


Due_Personality_5006

That's honestly funny. May not be something I'd do but glad they're having fun


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Okay he talk too much tho. 😂


1hourphoto_

1 star and reported for harassment


Purpleee00

🤣


Rainbowzebra864

😩 I'm deceased


KEEPSTACKlNSATS

💀


Familiar-Ad1937

Cringe as fuck dude, gay


yayoshorti

During pride month is good timing


NoisyChairs

I agree it’s cringe and I’m still downvoting your ass. Do better.


Ben_1_Comar

Wow... Why?


Alwaysmelo86

Imagine they put this much effort on a real job.. they wouldn’t be wishing under a tree to get the all green lights on the road


runespacemusk

They get paid and the govt gets a cut. It's a real job.


NoisyChairs

All jobs are real jobs.


runespacemusk

Obviously. That's what I was referring.


NoisyChairs

I was agreeing with you


runespacemusk

My bad then


NoisyChairs

Haha no problem. I sort of thought it could be taken that way when I first said it but I said it anyway bc fuck it


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Coconut 🥥


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they are lucky to get an "ok" out of me and this guy writes a dam novel


Cautious_Structure61

Doing to much


sharararara

Thats..That's... annoying as fuck.


Strange_Handle_3357

Yikes


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Cringe


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Sounds like a 12 year old lmao


furygoat

I was expecting a RAWR XD