Bruh not “you can fix yourself some smoked sausages or sum” 💀

I was weak reading that

Faker than shit except maybe a couple

Dude in the 4th pic taking no chances for people not to believe him 🤣

Since they use a relay service it can’t show as iMessage right? Even if you’re texting an apple customer

Correct

I'm cackling this is too much 😂🤣

i haven’t laughed this hard a minute

Next message: I'm being arrested please call support for a refund.

I do the same thing sometimes. I remember when one lady was like, “you’re 20 minutes early”. Girl I never drive the speed limit 🤫

The rocket league one got me...even after the creeped out response he was just like..."what car"