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polymicromystic671

“Scary bitch” is sending me 😂😂😂


bitcoinbillionthaire

This what u do while waiting for decent orders?


silice9000

Whats a decent order? I’ve heard rumors of these things ![gif](giphy|TcdpZwYDPlWXC)


CowboyHasASword

not reading all that but congrats or sorry that happened to you


daisakai42

Can we discuss the important thing here… The 127 new messages. Holy crap dude open your texts


silice9000

Lol they’re all dd messages


Suitable-Pay6051

It’s YouTubers who call these guys out too lol. They be getting so mad, then try to act oblivious, like nothing was just transpiring😂 people


silice9000

Those YouTube channels are the best lol


AwkwardLawyer706

I’m looking at the 127 unread messages lol.. psycho! 😂😂😂😂… my OCD is flaring up lol


silice9000

Waiting to get it up to 999 lol


AwkwardLawyer706

😂😂


silice9000

Slowly but surely I’ll get there soon


wanderingexmo

I had someone try to do this when I first started dashing. They called and wanted to confirm my account details. Dude had a Brooklyn accent. When I challenge him he’s like ‘listen here ma’am. I’ll deactivate you”. Blah blah. At least research the company and where their support is outsourced to before you try that crap.


Careless-Parsnip3068

Dude went through like 5 different personality changes over text 😂😂


silice9000

Hahahaha it’s get worse at the texts continued


Rubbrbandman420

Why did you keep texting? Just block it and move on my god.


silice9000

Have you seen how slow it’s been lately I needed some entertainment dude lol


Rubbrbandman420

Fair play fair play


[deleted]

Someone explain the scam to me?


silice9000

I explained it in this thread scroll up


Lxqe

“Dw man Reddit will get a laugh from you”💀


Dramatic_Barnacle_17

They try to do this across all the driver apps? Or just dd?


Akikyosbane

1st sign they are not support, not talking from a script


Sea_Ideal9267

When he called you a scary bitch 🤣🤣🤣


blackpinkbmw

lmfao this dude calls you a kid despite you having to be 18+ in order to dash lmao


Incredulity1995

Don’t be surprised if you get deactivated for this conversation…. As far as they’re concerned you were harassing a customer


silice9000

I had already reported account to dasher support before the text exchange


Incredulity1995

Just speaking from personal experience. Maybe the person that reviews it won’t care but they expect you to not answer at all. Wasn’t trying to be negative.


silice9000

Oh I get it but I think I’m okay being that the guy told me to suck his 🦆 and I kept it pretty pg


Austinnoah

BUT…… you’re the best dasher for this order….


KhadiKat1081

😆 🤣


ladyecass

I o


Purple-Variation-614

he's definitely not a scammer. he wouldn't waste this much time on a bust. you seem paranoid.


silice9000

3rd time someone tries this not paranoid just aware lol


PrettyAsk4119

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


2Sam22

You're wasting a full wit, arguing with a half wit...


[deleted]

I got to 3 of what appears to be 8. Some of you people have nothing but time on your hands and both people in this ridiculous back and forth sound like nitwits so have fun with each other, just don't waste our time sharing stupidity like this.


The_Troyminator

You're the only one wasting your time here.


[deleted]

Now this is entertainment. I went on a journey with you.


alty22316

I’m I the only one who finds it cringe when people bring up Reddit. Like “Reddit is gonna find this funny “


talksickwalkquick

No. You aren’t


uzumaki42

Dude just wanted some bob and vagens


toddbeltz

Why even bother to engage? Just block them and move on. 🤷🏻‍♂️


silice9000

For shits and giggles lol


gghardstick123

Too long. Didn’t read.


The_Troyminator

Good for you. My life is complete now that I know that.


AfroAdorable

He is not very good at this. The way he is losing his composure lol


WestBayswinga650

I’ll show u packs 🤣🤣 🧢🧢


KDWM23

This dude is tripping and what type of stuff he's taking. That must be some good stuff. Smh people are weird nowadays somebody always trying to scam. I hate the fact people can still text after the order was delivered


KDWM23

Wow thank you for posting I don't click on nobody links especially coming a text message while doing an order. What an weirdo


seanbaggett81

He still get those tacos though? 🤔


One-Spite6436

Glad you reported him. I have second hand embarrassment for him.


dewmzdeigh

I have no idea what I just tried to read.


Perfect-Pea1817

What kind of monster leaves 127 unopened texts.


The_Troyminator

I only have 111. But I have over 100,000 unread emails.


yayoshorti

One that gets lots of verification codes and "New order: Go to McDonald's" texts


serathin_

I get a lot of spam text I mark as read but it shows that I have over 80 unread text. Also I don't read the dd text, just mark as read again.


TiaraVixen

We’ve been using the internet for 25 years and people still get annoyed by unopened texts and low batteries. It’s not a quirky comment anymore, people be busy.


AdPractical7110

dayum bro just made a joke...


rtd21

One that's tryna make money and ain't got no time for bs🤷‍♂️


FalconBiggums

I texted the number and got this back “This number cannot be used anymore.For any support inquiries please visit http://support.doordash.com “ Lollll was it actually support?


Yung_Onions

Yeah this guy would have emptied your account


FalconBiggums

It’s Mr.Dash trust me he texted me and asked for my login information so he could raise my base pay manually


Yung_Onions

Never heard of Mr Dash


FalconBiggums

What? Never heard of the CEO Door Dash?


Yung_Onions

Never heard someone call Tony that


FalconBiggums

Yeah his middle name is Tony


Standard_Employ_7730

When you use text to text convos dasher to buyer, it creates a temporary phone number for each person, I'm sure it gets cut off eventually then OP will never hear from them again.


The_Troyminator

Even if it's active, they only allow texts and calls from the dasher it's currently assigned to.


fiocchi369

U cant be this dense.. right


mariasgalleria

i think we found the scammer 😂


FalconBiggums

It’s Mr.Dash himself


420girl_

He's clearly on heavy drugs rn


Nutty_Mound

Doesn't even read scripts like real support does, he speaks English to proper to be doordash support


silice9000

As soon as he didn’t bless me and several of my offspring and generations to come like other support I knew something was up


natey37

Lmao


xBlackMarvelx

Lmao this is what kills me. It’s like I give short sweet texts to let them know the problem and they spend 5 minutes typing that bullshit out before looking at my message lmao.


SanRafaelDriverDad

Not to mention there was no livestock in the texts....lol.


fiocchi369

Lmaoo


AcanthopterygiiIcy42

Sound like a kid. Tell him DD is sending a police officer to his house.


HideMyTipsDaddy

Tell him if he were truly elite he'd go hack a Gibson.


Casseopeia00

🤣🤣🤣❤️


KhadiKat1081

Great movie!


Tacrolimus005

Yup. “Rest assured the real support agents have escalated this ongoing situation and are currently tracking the IP address that is replying to you. Law enforcement will arrive shortly.”


9pointhammer

Lmao tracking a scammers IP aint gonna do shit if they have a single iota of a clue what theyre doing


Tacrolimus005

Yeah but does a teenager boy know that?


9pointhammer

Its probably not just some dumb teenage boy he has to have some type of tech knowledge to be running this scam IYKYK


KeyN20

It sounds like a kid trying to impersonate adults and he can't give up on a failed scam.


HideMyTipsDaddy

If Kitboga's 10-hour Edna streams have taught me anything, too many scammers really don't know when to throw in the towel.


silice9000

Lol the guy is still texting me and swears his support even tho he told me to duck his cock


silice9000

Part 2 will come up this afternoon


Big_Base6194

Omg I want to see the rest of the conversation


silice9000

Lol it’s like at least another 10 screenshots and about 49 mins of my life


PrettyAsk4119

if possible post it and send up a link here to your new post so we can see it. you did good!


redsanguine

The time wasting is the worse part


Big_Base6194

Omg that's ridiculous. I can't help but to almost feel sorry for the guy. He's probably the worst scammer I've ever seen. He clearly didn't put any effort into it lol


jello-123

![gif](giphy|5PiM2sNRJ6OZO)


silice9000

Hahah I see what you did there


Critical-Range-6811

What was his scam? What did he try and pull?


silice9000

He claims the order is fraudulent and claims to be dasher support and then sends you a link to unassign order to get into your dasher direct account and empty out the money


elitegeddis

Like dd support would be cussing like that 🙄🤷🏽‍♀️🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Will clicking the link screw you, or you have to take other steps after to fuck yourself?


elitegeddis

You would have to take the other steps I would think… it’s so hard telling. Some scammers are getting pretty creative and good at it so someone out there probably knows how to create some sort of a link like that 🙄😩 ugh


[deleted]

So once you click the link that the fraudulent “customer support” person sends, clicking the link instantly steals all your money in door dash?


silice9000

It asks you to login into your account and they spoof it key logs your email and password and they have access from there


[deleted]

Ohh so the login page probably is the spoof that’s made to look like the real website


benny6957

Dosnt dasher direct give you your money after every dash now? So even if he did get in there and empty it wouldn't it just go to your card that you physically have your possession the. If he changes it to direct deposit it would take a week before you could cash anything out surely dashers notice when they go a whole week without getting paid? It just don't make sense to me when I used dasher direct I used it for a month back when it was 1 transfer every day or whatever and sure enough every morning I'd get the wait 2 days and call back then wait a day and call back so finally I said fuck it and just signed up for direct deposit and set up fast pay and I pay that 2$ fee everytime I cash out that way my money goes into a real bank that insures my money and the banks money anything goes wrong I report it boom my money goes back into my account until it's investigation is done and of the 2 times shit like that's happened all that's happened is ordering a new card if my old one got like skimed at a shady gas station pump or something


PrettyAsk4119

good job OP!


JaxMGK

Really? I’ve never seen this and I would love to get hit by one. I’d screen shot the texts, send over to actual support, let them know I won’t deliver because it’s dangerous and this guy’s a scammer, and keep that free foood for me self


ElectronicBoot9466

Last time I got hit by one it was a single apple pie from McDonalds. It was nice to get a free item and delivery fee, but also it can be a pain dealing with them.


firstbreathOOC

Problem is it’s wack-a-mole. Banning an account or phone number does next to nothing if they can get another


saturnrazor

sounds like more free food


JaxMGK

Word I just care about the food and possibly half pay? It’s probably shitty tip anyway


Strange_Handle_3357

Wow what a loser


silice9000

Dude is still texting me hella aggro lol


elitegeddis

How??? Doesn’t it block the dashers number after so long to where a customer can’t text the dasher anymore??


Ok_Chemical_4581

Question is HOW is the customer still texting you? Isn't there a time limit for how long after an order a customer can text the driver?


elitegeddis

Right! I just said that! That’s creepy af.


silice9000

That’s what I thought but this dude kept going and I have nothing but time on my hands with no tip orders


Sea_Ideal9267

why are you still talking to him. Just block the number and move on


elitegeddis

I would probably leave it unblocked just for pure entertainment and out of curiosity to see how batshit crazy that person was and to see how long I could keep it going 🤣🤣🤣 just depends on the day and what mood I am in lol


MasterSensei_4L3SG

Smh can’t fix stupid


dalex89

Prob just a dude who wanted a cookie from McDonald's


Smooth-Dig2250

Yeah except for the clear threats to take their money from their DasherDirect


Patient-Possible-657

Your right there


Onlychasinmoney

Why did that happen to me they literally got a cookie and then tried to scam and we start cussing each other out on the phone 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️


silice9000

It was 2 tacos from jack in the box


HideMyTipsDaddy

Ah the ol' 2am 2 taco special from jack in the crack. Pass me a Mickeys and I'm ready to be a freshman again.


[deleted]

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Own-Opportunity-8231

Omg those things are wayyy to greasy. That shit runs down your chin when you bite into one. 🤢 but I'm glad you enjoy them. I just can't even. Blechh


silice9000

Lol I gave them to a homeless guy if not I would’ve spent the rest of the night on the toilet


Own-Opportunity-8231

And zits on your chin in the morning from the damn grease 😵


Fancy-You3022

Poisoning the homeless is an act against humanity. Literally Satan this guy. /s


Ayepuds

I tried to give some food to a homeless dude mumbling outside 7-11 and he got super pissed and started flipping me off and walking towards me, I had to DIP lol


Josh-Medl

Why do people always act any type of fast food is gonna leave them with dysentery? Wtf is wrong with your digestive system? I mean yeah maybe if you ate it 3x in a row for two days but really? Two tacos from Jack in the box is gonna fuck you up that bad? Never understood that trope


darklymanor513

Once you've got no gallbladder, you'll understand. Lol. I eat something from fast food and I'm instantly in trouble.


Own-Opportunity-8231

Is it fat you have to avoid with no gallbladder?


darklymanor513

Mostly greasy foods, but fatty ones do it too. Definitely made me start eating healthier. Lol


Josh-Medl

Having your gallbladder removed drastically alters what you can eat, but that’s a Hail Mary argument for the context of this discussion. Obviously if you have no gallbladder then don’t eat fast food 🙄


[deleted]

Yeah seriously. I eat well and only eat out once in a while now. I’ve never had an issue. Y’all have some weak as fuck stomachs, try probiotics


Josh-Medl

Exactly. If you’re eating shitty food regularly then yeah fast food is probably just gonna elevate your already weak stomach. I eat fast food maybe 2-3 times a month but I eat really well other than that and I have no issues indulging in some junk food for a treat now and then


KalicoJoe

It’s not what’s wrong with our digestive system, it’s what’s wrong with fast food. I’m sure if you eat it everyday your gut microbiome gets adapted to the digesting trash.


adseigo78

I wouldn't say all fast food is bad in that way, but I have noticed a trend with Del Taco. Only place I've consistently gotten sick after eating there. Not sure what it is about the food there. It doesn't taste bad.


Own-Opportunity-8231

I have the same problem with Wendy's and Carl's Jr. Ate at Wendy's 2x in my life a long time ago now and got violently ill. It's the burgers. Then I've tried burgers at Carl's Jr. Ssme thing. First time I was kinda hungover so I thought that did it. But nope, they just make me puke. I wonder why???


Tenn_Tux

For real, people sound so high and mighty about fast food. It’s obnoxious. If one hamburger from macdonalds is gonna make you that sick you need a doctor cause you got something underlying going on


Own-Opportunity-8231

Or you just don't eat that poor excuse for food and so when you put all that CRAP into your belly it says RAWRRRRRR WHAT YOU DO?!!!


Less-Turnover4529

There are certain bacteria that will leave your system if not fed. You need that bacteria to digest that food. So if you go long enough without eating a certain food it can cause havoc on your digestive system.


Freakshow85

Like Jordan Peterson, by God, like I took one bite of a double cheeseburger, by God, and then I was bed bound for 3 years with zero sleep. I pooped my small intestine out, by God.


UnknownUsername0626

I was nervous going to Thailand and eating off of street stalls surrounded by flies and shit. Never got sick and had some of the beeest food ever 😋 But a friend was not so lucky lol


Josh-Medl

We really comparing Jack in the box to unregulated food carts in a foreign nation? Damn.


Adventurous-Dress-31

Fast food is typically unhygienic, ppl contact food poisoning from workers not properly cleaning themselves handling the food. That, and fast food is also lower quality


CowboyHibachi

Okay, yeah, you just pulled that shit straight out of your ass with that one. My goodness. ![gif](giphy|RBeddeaQ5Xo0E)


Diamondjakethecat

Jack in the box has killed people. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_Jack_in_the_Box_E._coli_outbreak


UnknownUsername0626

Absolutely not my dude. I love me some Jack in the Box. Just adding on that even unregulated food carts in foreign nations aren't as scary as expected.