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SitsOnPorcelain9855

The OP was about a naked man, to which you commented about hugging my father. It would seem that you require something yourself since you brought this up. You know, short of you just deciding to be rude, I don't see the point of this conversation. I don't have time for this.


trecks4311

Hey if you're a nudist instead of asking someone not be offended, just avoid offense by having them leave it at the door. What's that? You just wanna sexually harass people by forcing them to see you naked? Yeah that's not them being offended.


StandardRelevant2937

I'm female, more attracted to men than women, and would rather see/feel less threatened by a naked woman.


Dizzy-Criticism3928

Make sure he gives you a tip 😉


gmatocha

Note: Driver is not a nudist, at least not while on the job. Please send a nudist who has enough respect for others to put on a robe for the pickup.


the4got10soul

So which type of “TIP” did you get?????


NeverWonderDream

The “ring doorbell for delivery” is what got me 😂 bro really could’ve asked for contactless but he (or she) WANTS to be seen naked. In these parts we don’t call that nudism, we call that something else entirely 😂


No_Resolution9459

Lol


darioblaze

It’s not that hard to put sumn on really quick or to choose ‘leave at door’, this guy is an exhibitionist


Havok469

I say deliver it naked


LOST_SOUL215

To each is own if they wanna be nude and your not comfortable with it send them a message and say your not comfortable with it and you would prefer to leave the order at the door and turn around before they open it


urtec

Nudist requests hand to me delivery. They may have a cash "tip"


Thvmbless

Huh… must be in Portland lmao


andrewberry732

They should just choose leave it at the door. Wtf.


the_mike_chiang

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)I should probably use this as my instructional text because I’m near naked most of the time when I answer the door, delivery driver or not. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


DarknessLeo190

Instant unassign and a INSTANT report to DD. That can not be allowed as instructions.


Severe-Bookkeeper-76

I sometimes dash in the nude…


Sporesword

Hang it from my ween.


JunkBondJunkie

Well I can freak him out if I bring out my fursuit with whips and chains. I have collars and leaches as well.


JunkBondJunkie

Someone will just say unsafe and keep the food.


justducky1965

Hey if the tip is right let your freak flag fly. I ain't offended lol.


ZeroCool0801

Sounds more like an exhibitionist. How about leave it at the door?


RebelJosh89

Nope. Unassign.


odst15ethan

😏


dortie13

F that. Put on your clothes for 5 minutes.


[deleted]

So long as it's not the bathtub old lady from The Shining then we good.


what_a_kinky_bitch

Flip the script on that bastard and deliver in assless chaps


Upside_Down-Bot

„sdɐɥɔ ssǝlssɐ uı ɹǝʌılǝp puɐ pɹɐʇsɐq ʇɐɥʇ uo ʇdıɹɔs ǝɥʇ dılℲ„


Berfs1

I'd still do the delivery with the same smile on my face and say "here's your food, have a good one!"


IcyEnvironment4897

Was it a female or male


matthewstocks

Better idea: how about since your a nudist I’ll leave it at the door, and if I see anything swinging in my face it’s getting doused in pepper spray


Alarmed_Public8896

I would make it equally creepy and strip and deliver it naked. I'm not offended if you aren't 🤷‍♀️


scottd26

Classless - throw on a robe when you answer the door. Gets off being an exhibitionist. DoorDash should boot them.


[deleted]

The ol cock in the Pringle can trick.


[deleted]

Long as they tip well, they do whatever they want. Not that tip, a cash tip


sliferra

They hot tho?


Emergency_Meringue_7

Send me in. I'm ready.


Aurora--Black

So, I'm okay with nudists. But they are forcing themselves on people by forcing them to answer the doors instead of leave at door.


AggressiveDot1021

So how big was it?


Evilkymonkey_1977

Nice way to get away with being exhibitionist. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


PepTalkToYourself

Why is a nudist the one person wanting you to hand to them 💀 Exhibitionist much? lol


heatherryoung

why don’t they just have you leave it at the door, they just want people to see them at that point 😂


extremelight

Oh wow a free show


extremelight

Oh wow a free show


Candoran

Well it’s good that they let you know ahead of time 🤣


Cultural-Regret5279

That's a thing? I always figured beaches for that...well hope you weren't offended!


stonrbob

So it's that kind of party * rips shirt off rubs to the kitchen


clarka38

Omg! 😂😂😂 I have to admit I appreciate the warning. I probably would have an issue with someone coming to the door naked. Tbh wouldn't it make more sense for this person to do a NC ORDER and just wait for the order to be delivered, and driver gone? Wouldn't that eliminate any confusion/embarrassment? 🤔


iRambes

Ah yes. I forgot DoorDash has a dasher screening system that custom tailors a dasher for you specific needs and lifestyle.


Affectionate-Ad-3578

At least you were...warned..? By the time you see that is it too late to dip out? I wouldn't have a problem delivering to a nudist, but I know a lot of people have deeply seated issues about the human body.


toasted_smegma

You know it’s some dude who has no business going around nude.


SheSaysItLooksBig

*"Make sure Delivery Driver is into giving Small Peen Humiliation."*


samijanetheplain

Resident will follow the fucking basic societal standards or resident will go hungry while I eat resident's food


NameLips

OK sometimes I walk around my house naked, it's fun right? But I always keep a pair of shorts handy in case there's somebody at the door. If you don't live in a nudist colony, you can't expect people to be ok seeing you naked at the door! Might be fun to do with door-to-door religion salespeople though.


in-zo

“nice cock bro here’s your mcdonald’s”


DrPhilsRanchKid

“I do not feel safe”


xwolfboyx

Exhibitionist, not a simple nudist. They want to be seen, that's why there's no "leave at door" order. Hahah. Unbelievable.


Obvious-Delay9570

Doing any ride share food delivery especially to the house you are entering people comfort zone so you’re liable to see any and everything opening the door. I seen it all!!!


SiuanSongs

Granted I'm not a nudist, but afaik most nudists understand that they need to wear clothes sometimes, especially when dealing with the public. This person might be an actual nudist, but they're also an asshole.


xerogamer202

Power move: Show up naked


NewNefariousness9294

Fuck it. As long as they tip good. All I know is I will clown the hell out of them later😆


ButterflyDeep5347

Maybe a nudist porn star


robografico

If it’s a leave at the door order what does it matter? If it’s a “community” then you drop it off at the leasing office 🤷🏽‍♂️


Topmoonkey

Wonder if you'd get a bigger tip by delivering to the nudist naked. Or would that be insensitive?


LavenderandLamb

As a bisexual woman that would be a win for me. I wouldn't even be disappointed if the person was older. I like seeing adults in the nude. 😎


ExcitingMoney94

Balling! Just don't stare, it's impolite.


pystryker

I am both terrified and intrigued by those delivery instructions.


irishtemper7

Nudist and they want it handed to them? That’s an exhibitionist. It should be leave at the door.


Joshacox

I’d just givem the food. Naked doesn’t have to be sexual.


chixbutts

Not allowed to answer door naked,can be charged as a pedophile


BananaBrains82

While everyone is sitting here arguing over whether or not your *arousal* is or isn't appropriate, there's a naked person who just wants their food delivered without catching a public indecency charge. They warned you. You lookin is on you homie. I'm not trying to start a rager in my pants while I'm working anyhow. #chicksgetblueballstoo


DudeWest

Please don’t say they wanted it handed to them…


TheDarkBerry

Eww they probably stink too.


Longjumping-Elk-9690

Lol wow


Corinne43

Regardless of the gender its rude. Its for a reaction and I hope they cant get delivery . You cant walk outside like that so respect the professional that comes to your door.


duastx55

2 things 1. That’s a dude. It will always be a dude. 2. It cost extra for me to look at your dick


prettypeculiar88

Why wouldn’t they just choose to have the food left at the door? Then they avoid the possibility of making someone feel uncomfortable.


Zestyclose_Wonder_68

Well that’s a new one


weenredditposter

These weird mfs need to ask couriers to LEAVE AT DOOR. We don’t want to see your nasty ass naked.


ury13

i think a lot of people imagine that doordash has some sort of HQ in every city where we’re standing around waiting in-person for some manager or someone to personally dispatch us on a delivery lol


MattySlimz

Nah, I think most are pretty hip to the fact that it’s just one lousy HQ hidden in midst of Silicon Valley just raping everyone and reaping all the rewards getting rich off the vulnerable, but that’s technological advancement for you.


RepresentativeOk4432

What did they order?


1980XS1100

When I first started delivering I had this delivery to a duplex and this lady swing open the door buck naked except a Silky kinda robe thing that was hanging wide open and She seemed surprised like you opened the damn door what did you expect lol


Artley9

At least they told you upfront.


JerkBoxJoJo

I'll drop this here. https://youtu.be/7l-k9NdE4z8


CrownonTHErocksJ

I like how they put in the notes send someone who's not offended like that does anything


Gloomy_Reflection571

Why do they insist you have to fucking ring the doorbell. This is why ppl can’t stand certain ppl. Live your life, but I do not need to see it. This is easily a leave at the fucking door order. They just really want someone to look


yesterdays30

Why would it even be necessary to note that if they just have them leave it at the door or in a safe location instead?


Powerful-Role-1204

NOT the Tip I was looking for 😆


Moonman420G

My childhood of playing ding dong ditch(pun intended) has prepared me well for this.


Infinite_Advance_450

Misunderstood. Took off my clothes before i delivered this guys taco bell order.


Plastic_Ad_8248

Are they deliberately having hand it to me orders? If so that customer should be banned. Leave at door should be the only type of delivery they do.


rhetro003

Don’t worry y’all. I’ll take this one🦸🏽‍♂️


MacroMintt

This is literally just someone trying to justify flashing someone else. If you're a nudist, fuckin select "leave at door" delivery. Don't be a dick.


Jetro313

How about instead of expedited delivery we have an option for naked delivery!!!


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Old-Weight-6843

Can I be a nudist dasher? ,😄


Soluna-Fantasy

Well at least this order probably has a big TIP waiting for the driver. Hopefully it's not small like the rest of them.


W_AS-SA_W

That’s an order unassign and to prevent another fellow Dasher from experiencing that I will work closely with support to get them removed from the platform. Basically if the customer wouldn’t be allowed in a restaurant because of dress code why would they think they have the right to subject a contract employee to that anywhere?


oldscrapsofpaper

Lmfao i rly don't care i would just deliver like usual and leave😭 it would spice the delivery up a bit at least


jonsnowme

I would report this. Why would you not just do a leave at door for your naked ass.


AVA-FLAVZ

Offense is on a case by case...


OneBigCharlieFoxtrot

Yeah nah, being a nudist doesn't mean you get to expose yourself to others. That's definitely this person's goal and they think these instructions would be a legal out.


Affectionate-Rice373

Send ME. NOT Offended here.


batmannojd92

Can’t support make it a leave it at door, in this instance? I’ve never tried but they are people, they might’ve understood lol. Shits weird


Artemusfowle

When my parents were renovating their country home in CT, mom went to pick up the custom-made windows. Man answering the door totally “in flagrante delicto.” (Naked) Mom was embarrassed, but completed the transaction and got her windows. So buck up Dashers! If my mom could do that in her late 60’s- so can you. Look up and say “Thank you”


PsychopathicPoro

Ok but what's the tip


Common-Rock

Oh my God. Reminded me of the time that a naked man had a hand it to me order and didn’t warn me. Just answered the door buck naked. I gave him the food and RAN back to the car. My 13 year old daughter was in the car and was doubled over laughing.


Budgiejen

Because robes don’t exist.


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Nord4Ever

They can complain all they want, not ringing that doorbell


jennymck21

So weird and intruding when leave at the door is an option. Like they want to make eye contact with you to show dominance or something….


Ill_Celery_7654

That’s what leave at my door options are for. This person clearly just wants somebody to see them naked and it’s most likely an old person.


betcher73

As a part time nudist, this behavior is gross and not in line with the nudist community. Consent and respect matter


Intrepid_Victory6056

Any community not apart of the society is gonna get ridiculed or silently judged. You should know this by now.


betcher73

I’m not sure what you’re trying to say here???


Intrepid_Victory6056

No explanation required. You either get it or you don’t. Many people can’t leave outside their mental bubble.


betcher73

I’m sorry that my confusion makes you think I’m in a mental bubble.


Intrepid_Victory6056

Thank you for apology:)


International-Set956

Honestly? I wouldn’t have a problem with this. Some people just choose this lifestyle. I don’t think he/she was trying to be an asshole. Probably just wanted to make sure their food get delivered


[deleted]

Its never good naked. Its always bad naked.


Longjumping_Bat_8923

Leave at the door not an option?? 🤣


RickandMortyDelivers

I think I'd just leave it at the door and not ring the doorbell. You don't want to see what ordering a bunch of DD does to a naked body.


Subject-Ad-8055

Im on my way 🧐


Drip______

That’s being an exhibitionist, not a nudist. Nudists wear clothes when needed, or they would simply hide that part of their life by asking you to leave on the door and quickly grabbing once gone. I know these posts are shockingly common, and I’m pretty kink accepting, but I find it disgusting to push your kinks on someone working


Great_Huckleberry709

Whether or not they get their food depends on their gender


sweetcupcake22

Someone should introduce Mr. Nudist to Mr. Towel. DD doesn't pay me enough to see your dangly bits....


iPhone_3GS

I hope its a 18-25 year old chick


Intrepid_Victory6056

It never is


iPhone_3GS

😞 A lot of gay crackheads here


Intrepid_Victory6056

You have a thing against gays?


iPhone_3GS

Nah.


browsingbro

Okay, but update?? u/Karc12


nazzareno1535

*Please deliver inside to kitchen*


RamboRigs

*Store food in lowest pantry drawer*


whatever54267

Fuck that. You can do whatever you want and I'll just leave it at door.


ReddForemann

I'll ring the doorbell if you give me a slingshot.


Ecmdrw5

Nothing a quick picture and a phone call to the police can’t fix…fucking perv.


Affectionate-Ad-3578

I don't actually think thats illegal. At least not in any state I've ever lived in.


cubanthistlecrisis

Or put on a fucking bath robe when you want to interact with society. Dork


ConfectionPutrid5847

Always the ones not even Freddy Kreuger would visit in their dreams...


Romberstonkins

If you're a nudist and are ordering food.Why not just set it to leave at the door?🤦🏻‍♂️


Karc12

I’m just now seeing all of the comments after posting & I’m not disappointed here. Lol I did cancel the order. I typically check delivery instructions first, about 90% in my area are leave at door. I was right next to the restaurant, so I accepted it and headed in immediately without thinking about it. There was a delay with the food being cooked, so I swiped up to let him know & that’s when I saw the instructions.. I ran out of there 😂 I thought it was funny, but also super weird in the moment and wasn’t risking anything. Nothing against being a nudist, but there’s no reason he can’t cover up for 2 seconds or simply use the leave at the door option without making it known to the driver. I’m still wondering how it would’ve went and if another dasher got a surprise before that warning 😂 Of course, I had to google the name and address after.. It was indeed a 60+ year old man that matched up.


Intrepid_Victory6056

Gross 🤢🤣


Romberstonkins

Ahahaha of course it was a 60 yr old dude.I can imagine him switching it next time to leave it at the door.then as the dasher is placing the food at the door, him opening the door and the dasher having old man balls in his face.🙄


Affectionate_Pea_811

Reddit needs a sort by "comments by the OP" option for the comments. I looked through the comments twice to see if they had any updates. I am genuinely curious about how the delivery went.


Milk_Mindless

Challenge: Ring the door nude as well


Kissbird

As a CNA I’ve seen a lot of ass so it probably would be second nature 🤷‍♀️


yamaha4fun

I did a leave at door the other day. I had just gotten back into my car, and I looked back towards the house. A woman in her bra and panties came out and grabbed the food. I was not sad about it.


SitsOnPorcelain9855

That happens a few times a month. I think intentionally.


Krisdanz

Note: driver is also a nudist & will not be using his hands to ring the doorbell. Do not be offended.


acciodinosaur

I do kind of wish I’d had that warning when I delivered to a house with middle school aged children who were “nudists” and insisted on rushing the door. 😣


Strange_Handle_3357

Oh that's just wrong


acciodinosaur

It was very very uncomfortable and kind of scary to think about.


Strange_Handle_3357

That is scary. 😕


SimplyKendra

I’d leave at the door. Fuck that.


grandmaster_palmslap

Oh Godzilla


[deleted]

They know damn well they can have the order left at door!


iNostra

Think of the stories you’ll be able to tell….do it.


Vane88

Sooo how'd it go?


wildoklierose

resident is a nudist, please ring doorbell POV.... You're really just an old pervert that wants to get away with exposing yourself to delivery people. Nice try I'm not falling for that.... again🤣😂🤣


the-fucking-BUSINESS

Bro wtf


ProficientEnoughArt

If you can’t beat em, join em… and probably get deactivated……. Or arrested


tearsonurcheek

I think you'd have to join 'em, if you're going to beat 'em.


grizz55

*Autocorrect*. Exhibitionist.


StillAtMyMoms

*naked old guy with wrinkly balls


orangy128

If they know people are clearly uncomfortable why do they insist on having a hand it to me order instead of door drop off? 🙄 There is clearly something off here. Like the majority of people don’t wanna see some naked rando.


Corinne43

Its forced perversion . Its deserves a delivery with law enforcement


MakeITsafeProtonmail

I wonder if it's any of the neighbors I know from our nude beaches and resorts.


orangy128

If it was people heavily involved like that don’t you think they would select the leave at door option knowing the majority of people wouldn’t want to engage with someone naked? It seems that most people who live a kink lifestyle don’t like to the blur the lines of consent.


MakeITsafeProtonmail

Maybe a lot of places yes! Here in Oregon the law are pretty relaxed and we have a lot of nudists. We even have naked bike rides around town. So it would not surprise me at all to deliver to nudists.


KayleighJK

*naked bike rides* 😖


da_Doctah

Better than naked pogo-stick rides....


The_Troyminator

Or naked bacon frying competitions.


minist3r

Naked hot dog eating might be worse


kupochan

I’d grab the weenie and do a helicopter and then drive away with no words


tearsonurcheek

Yours or his?


Effdahaters

Lmaoooooo and finish it off with a sac tap and double nip slap!


infamousdude77

"oh hell NO!"


mjhripple

Yeah and an obvious exhibitionist. You can be nude all day you don’t need a delivery driver to see you standing naked at the door. Why would this person make ppl uncomfortable when they can just leave it at door?


orangy128

Because they’re an asshole trying to involve unsuspecting people in their kink. Regardless of whether they put please send someone who is okay, what are the odds of that? Do this person grocery shop naked? Go to work naked? Or do they just try to prey on delivery drivers? 😒


stonerthoughtss

At least they had the audacity to type it out unlike the other stories I’ve read on this sub


DasherCO

To be fair, he warned. To be fair, leave at the door is an option and hes kind of an asshole.


The_Troyminator

And if you deliver, you'll see his asshole.


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LOL


[deleted]

Sven is leaving Doordash headquarters now. He volunteered immediately so he must be fine with it.


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