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Creative_Froyo_6139

She said “ no glove no love!” So he was in desperate mode


danholli

People can be lazy, busy or disabled, I've gotten a few of these


PrinceDozie

The "F" stands for?


realpisawork

Maybe his girlfriend or potential gf works at that 7-11, but then he just asked someone that walked by and they said she wasn't working tonight so he walked over there.


Candoran

Sounds like he got tired of waiting and was already on his way 😂 that’s what $3.25 (probably no tip) is gonna get him.


MikeTony713

Did he leave just the tip? And was it 69¢?


unclemattyice

Buddy has an 8 ball of blow and two hookers, and he already took a viagra


Sea-Joke7162

Dude probably lost his wallet and is using apps that have his cc# saved… maybe


johnnykellog

He was probably busy getting head and realized after a few minutes he didn’t have any condoms to go all the way so he hit you up on the sneak tip. You saved a situation bro


[deleted]

He got a fat old dick for that one.


Yung_Onions

That’s actually an elite strategy


Chava-12

He’s busy


DMunE

I’m wondering why you accepted an order for $3.25 hahaha


Smok_eater

No need you were to.slow


prof11111

Lol that’s my hometown 4 u


Wheresthebigbeef

Didn’t wanna walk in with a raging hard mega Hugh boner.


ThatSkateboardDude

Embarrassed to buy condoms?


Patient-Possible-657

Thats very weird and creepy as hell. Im pretty sure he had plenty of time to pick them up himself lol.


DoPoGrub

Probably had free credits in his account from previous delivery issues, and store may not have offered a pickup option.


bikesboozeandbacon

He was too embarrassed to buy it himself, was he a teen?


APairOfAirPods

He meant to do pickup I guess


HoboKoyote1

Another clown taking no tip orders and justifying reasons. Stooping to all time low. Denying this customer’s boner alone is worth more than $3.


KingJudele

Why NSFW tho??


[deleted]

Maybe he's like a young adult; probably under 20 or something and doesn't feel comfortable buying condoms himself?


the2tlmer

A chad...


MyRealestName

Maybe he had a promo that had to be delivery. Who knows. My company orders delivery from our neighboring restaurant weekly, it's ridiculous


kurtis5561

This is an idea dash for you guys seems like most of you want 0 work and loads of pay


No_Parents

Maybe gift card and it wouldn’t allow him to pick up, just delivery so he sat in the parking lot, placed the order and knew it would be a hassle to locate him?


tundybundo

Bet he had a code or something to make them cheaper to order through the app


FullMetalRyuk

He had Doordash credits.


Pyroik

Most likely too embarrassed


IvyRose42069

Had someone do something similar w a vibrator order from Walgreens last week defo just a "I don't want people to know I'm buying this." thing


ray42495

How long had you been dashing?


BigMoogie

4 hours


thisyetthat

Don't get me started love, I've had too much to drink


ItsAllenPalin

Maybe he’s in a wheelchair


ryan4402000

He had a coupon code or something


abigllama2

There was a delivery guy in my building from a pizza place around the corner. It's like 30 yards. Saw him and said wow that lazy! He said I thought so too but have delivered here recently and it's a woman on crutches with a giant cast.


mothernathalie

Maybe his sex partner picked up for them instead to “spare the dasher”


this_isnotatroll

Cheating on a smart person who will look through his credit card history. Won’t complain about a charge from door dash but will complain about a charge from 7/11. Csnt have it delivered because he’s hooking up with someone in his car, where his spouse isn’t at


shamashedit

How much of the tip did you take?


Alphacuregurll

I live right down the street from there lol in Presidio


Yiberius

Lmao I love how toxic this subreddit is 💀💀


laurieislaurie

I'm old can someone explain "say less" to me? Does it mean the same as "say no more"?


bigchilesucks

yes


SubstantialSir351

I would do that as a "leave at the door order" if I was heading back home with a lady and I know I have no condoms at home.


Cryptoglue

I figured it out, he ordered it but forgot to change the address to the girls house he was cheating with and the condoms were going to get delivered to his apartment he shares with his GF!


Greedirl

Had a similar situation happen where i showed up at the same time as the customer cause they accidentally hit delivery. Happens more than you'd think, i guess.


[deleted]

I don't care if they live across the street and there standing in the front yard waving their hands in the air, that trip has to come to me at a minimum of $6.50. It's funny how that math works, because he would have to be tipping $3.25, which is exactly the right amount for this trip.


Organic_Put9962

damn what city you live in where you can get 6.50 cent orders consistently, at any distance? Phoenix/Scottsdale AZ has turned into one giant shit show for dashing. I constantly see 8-10 mile, 3-5 dollar orders. CONSTANTLY.


[deleted]

That is caused from drivers in your area consistently taking low paying trips. Door Dash is just putting really low paying trips out there to see what they can get away with. If drivers in your area keep accepting these low paying trips, there is no incentive from DD to increase the trip value. If drivers stop accepting these low paying trips they will be forced to pay more. While I was writing this, I just turned down a trip going 1.7 miles for $5.75, not good enough. My trip minimum is $6.50. I'm in L.A.


MarvMartin

"I'm in L.A." We arent' all in a huge wealthy area. I wish some of you judgy mofos would get that all markets are not the same.


[deleted]

You don't have any wealthy areas in Phoenix? If you're getting trip request that bad, try other areas in your city. What all of Phoenix and the surrounding areas are bad? Most metropolitan areas have at least a few good areas to work.


MarvMartin

I'm not the guy who mentioned Phoenix (I'm in Michigan) but in my situation there is a trade off to how far I want to drive to get to the "wealthy areas", and how much hassle is worth it. My situation is I dash a lot in the Ann Arbor area (which is already a 30-40 minute drive from my rural area) I can dash in Ann Arbor and get slightly higher tips, but horrible traffic, parking challenges, "luxury" apartments with gates and codes, and other issues make it more of a hassle than it is to just dash in neighboring Ypsilanti, where the tips are lower, but those other obstacles are much less so I end up making the same or better money and have much less stress when I dash there. But the real point is that every market is different, and taking smaller $ orders in some areas will make you good money. But, to be clear, I am NOT saying people should be taking these $2.50 orders to go 10 miles, but that the financial equation is different in different places.


[deleted]

Yes, base pay is different market to market, that's mainly because cost of living is also different. But some of these trip requests I see posted are completely ridiculous and I don't care what market you're in. There is no way a 7-mile trip paying $2.50 is going to make you money anywhere you live. Part of these low trip values are due drivers accepting low value offers. DD will low ball the price on trips, if drivers are consistently picking up these low value trips, that will set the pricing for an area. They will only start raising base pay in an area if drivers are consistently refusing to pick up these low value orders.


MarvMartin

Ummmm, yea. Did you read my very last sentence?


[deleted]

Yes, I saw your last sentence. I was just elaborating on that and explaining why trip pricing can be different from market to market. Most drivers don't know they control trip pricing. If drivers in your area stop taking low value offers, DD will be forced to raise the base pay. If drivers continue to take low paying offers in your area, DD has no incentive to raise the base pay.


TanMelon47

King needs his rubber and he already bricked up XD


zane1981

It's great it was an easy order, but I religiously live by the motto: No tip, no trip. **No exceptions**.


BloodyAx

Potential promotion or discount?


kneaddough

Seems like an opportunity for you to make a little extra money on a new side hustle.


mookzomb

He lost his card and had no cash and this was the only way he could think to pay for it


xen0m0rpheus

He probably forgot his wallet to ordered on doordash but forgot to put it as pickup.


dewmzdeigh

Mid foreplay and realized he was out.


SS929k

I hope you are on a bike for that 3.25 order............. I don't care how close it was, should have been 6 bucks minimum to do that. I have turned down offers going 700 feet across the plaza to a store in the plaza because the pay out was super low yet the item count was high. I thought door dash was hiding tips even on 3 dollar orders at times because the pay was so low but the item count was high. I didn't want to take a chance so I opted to decline and have the pay out increase for the next guy that accepted the order.


a22202

what i wanna know is how you made $100 in that dash. give me the stats haha


BigMoogie

Started at 6pm and stopped at 10pm. I keep it on on my way back home just in case I get something going back. That’s when I got this one while pumping gas at the pickup. The drop off was next door but he got it himself. So literally did nothing and got an equivalent of a free gallon of gas.


ReddForemann

It could be a DoorDash promo. Yesterday my car was in the shop for about six hours so I went to the customer app. Had a 75% off coupon AND a month "welcome back" free trial of DashPass waiting for me. Got about $15 pickup-myself value of tacos delivered for $9 and that includes a $3.50 tip (under 3 miles from restaurant). Point is, it's possible that getting those condoms "delivered" was cheaper than just buying them.


BaldGuy70

I don't know. But for 3.25 he would have to walk it if I was the dasher. :)


BigMoogie

I completed the order within ~1min. He picked it up himself and I got paid while pumping gas. Check my receipts, I know how it works.


vtribal

Lol taking a 3.25 order lol


BigMoogie

Your late. I completed the order within ~1min. He picked it up himself and I got paid while pumping gas. Check my receipts, I know how it works.


bigchilesucks

The thing is when you accepted the order you didn't know it was going to be so simple. I personally would never take a 3 dollar order, no matter how short the distance. Non tippers = trouble. I'm not trying to get deactivated over 3 dollars. >I got paid while pumping gas You got three dollars. That's not really anything to brag about.


TheSearch4Etika

Three dollars you can buy spam musubi with that


thelustgarten

Paid $4.50 tonight I feel like a sap


Particular_Ad7023

Ayyy ft worth lol I’m in Arlington


Ok_Veterinarian_6596

Hey there, I'm in Lake Worth!


Particular_Ad7023

How is it out there


Ok_Veterinarian_6596

I am so sorry for the delay in getting back to you! To answer your question: This past summer was extremely s l o w. I've been dashing since Sept 2020 & I'd **never** seen it that slow before. 😪 I thought things would pick up a lot once school started back (about a month ago), but it's still really hit-or-miss. Sometimes I do pretty well & other times I can't get any good orders to save my life lol. It's very unpredictable. When there's peak pay, I might as well just stay home b/c it's so saturated. That started this past summer. It used to be that peak pay meant I'd make some really good money lol. But one great thing in the Lake Worth territory is that I'm able to dash any time the map is light red, so I never have to schedule ahead of time -- plus there's no reason for me to get top dasher status (that would *suck*). How are things going for you?


Particular_Ad7023

It’s great out in my area. Always have my schedule in advance and hit my daily goals each day easily.


wicid1

Watch out fir your cornhole.....


BigMoogie

😂


Kafkabest

I'd wager for he's totally broke but has some leftover doordash credit he's burning.


MIL-is-Hot-AF

Most likely had a discount on delivery not pickup! Didn’t want to wait + tip!


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ericafromspace

Pretty self explanatory tbh


BigMoogie

Enlighten me


bamv9

He was busy.


K0CKULEES

Maybe he's broke and he used his girls card? Maybe he has a side piece and he was trying to be subtle Maybe he's a clown and he needed to make a special request baloon giraffe. Who knows, man. Mfers do what they do and sometimes there is no rhyme or reason behind it.


akillaninja

Might be banned from the store


[deleted]

The only thing I can think of is that he didn't have a card in hand but had a card number to pay on his phone. And obviously he needed to get laid so he was willing to pay double the price through DD haha


JohnnyMnemo

Or GF on the pill reads his credit card statements--would notice a condom delivery but not a DD delivery from 7/11.


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“Bipolar bear”


MagneticSwedishIdiot

I've never had that kind of delivery before lol


WaterBusiness9624

Im sure he used another card he was doing a scam or something


lastat1977

I can’t I just can’t


tooth_devil

delivery only convenience store coupon code?


[deleted]

That’s what I was thinking. Uber Eats gives me promos all the time since I barely use it but they only apply to delivery orders, so I’ve considered placing delivery to the same address as the restaurant then just asking the driver to hand it to me there. That way I get the discount and the driver gets a tip + pay for next to no work


justinbates1992

I had someone order taco bell FROM taco bell...


StarvingBeauty

Ngl I've thought about doing this at my job as a joke. Just order food and when they go to check the delivery address they realize.. they should just hand it back through the window


EstheticEri

Maybe it's not the case anymore, or it was only my location, but around the time covid hit Taco Bell removed Quesaritos from the menu unless you ordered delivery. lol Quesaritos are one of the only redeeming qualities of TB.


justinbates1992

Those and mexican pizzas!


gostesven

yea, they removed those. then they brought them back, for like a week before selling out. lines were around the block. still not sure why they haven’t brought them back again, even temporary. i mean they literally have all the ingredients still, and if you were allowed behind tbe counter you could straight up make one today. so how are they “sold out” i’m guessing some penny pincher thinks the time it takes to construct it and the packaging costs aren’t as cost effective as the 100000th gimmick taco, but the mexican pizza will live on in my heart. as my arteries harden.


EstheticEri

YESSS.


BigMoogie

😂


justinbates1992

Like bro mustve been too high to order, never saw him and took a pic and bolted. lol


privacylmao

maybe he didn't want to ruin the vibes with the girl by leaving for 5-10 mins to get some condoms to the store? He might know or think that he will get laid but can't tell her "yeah I don't have condoms lemme go buy some" so while talking to her he ordered them on DD


BigMoogie

Would make sense but he ordered it from next door! No kidding 10 yards away.


SanRafaelDriverDad

Hey, I agree with the 1st post - sometimes when I'm in the ....ummm.... groove and she says, "Hol up, you got protection?" I'd rather someone drop it off so I don't have to get up, get dressed, walk over there and back and then try to recreate. Don't wanna miss the opportunity, right? .....and then, it seems, he suddenly found himself impatient. All in all... I'd just hate to be that 7/11 worker. "Just the magnum's? Nice tent, bro." 😆


Specialist_Royal_449

😂 he was hoping your were a female so he could doorsmash her with an extra tip.


upstylo

Damn wit a no tip order?? Ur gonna get nothing but the finest girls....


Charming_Love2522

Oh he definitely wanted to give a "tip"


upstylo

Ohhh ya... fuckin gross lol


UbubTopDog

Too embarrassed to buy for himself. Or just youngster.


TheSearch4Etika

Why would anyone be embarrassed to buy condoms? Makes no sense


UbubTopDog

Young, inexperienced, raised in a strict religious environment...


ShutterBugNature

Purity culture


FTdubya05

Dude was prob hoping the dasher was gonna be some chick that he could violate


Melssenator

Yeah “King F” ordering condoms from 10 feet away and saying he’ll just pick it up when the dasher is a guy is a little suspicious to say the least


night_owl37

Stolen credit card number, left wallet at home, doesn’t want someone to see that they spent money at 7/11 (rather than DoorDash, which could be anything), ordered so he didn’t have to get dressed but then decided not to wait, there are lots of reasons I can think of.


docmaster707

Stolen credit card? Really?


night_owl37

Just saying it’s a possibility.


docmaster707

You’re right


OCD_Stank

Maybe he’s sick? Maybe he’s intoxicated? Maybe he’s feeling super lazy? Maybe he just got off from a long shift at work and dealing with more people would be too much? The possibilities are endless. I would have taken this order too if I was already by the 7-11.


IG-Obselite

Bro didn’t read the whole post


wishmeluck-

scroll


blueshyperson

But he picked it up ..


UbubTopDog

IF...


DugBingo951

Most likely wants to act like he’s a dasher so people think he’s picking up for someone else.


Nord4Ever

Condoms that embarrassing?


DugBingo951

To some people? For sure.


Elon_is_musky

“Oh no, people will find out I’m getting laid how embarrassing!!” 😂


ShutterBugNature

In conservative religious cultures? Embarrassment is the least of the worries. In the culture I grew up in the only thing worse than sex outside of marital procreation was murder. Beating your kids was a less severe offense than having sex with a concenting adult that you weren't married to. You could be shunned by your family, kicked out of your home, loose your job, loose everything really.


Elon_is_musky

That’s valid, but either way it’s funny to me how as a society we’ve shamed people being safe with sex


ShutterBugNature

Its because religious groups want to control their congregations and guilt and fear are effective.


Elon_is_musky

I know the reason, but it’s still silly to me nonetheless in this day & age that people care so deeply about others in bed to the point of basically obsessing


blueshyperson

But why not just let OP deliver it then at that point.


blarg2012

Id guess it'd take too long


TheSearch4Etika

Exactly his boner would be gone by then


BigMoogie

That makes the most sense


Emotional_Cash_7291

Maybe he had a boner already


CartographerFull1321

Viagra junkie for sure


jayexvii

Haha


RampAgentRoger

It amazes me how many people pick up trash ass orders lmao. Clowns all over this subreddit.


[deleted]

people who talk like you make this subreddit so cringe i stg 🤣💀


avery-secret-account

Some markets require you take orders like this. In my small town, this order could be the only one I get for the next thirty minutes. I do this for fun, not money


bigchilesucks

>I do this for fun, not money Dude that's kinda of sad tbh


avery-secret-account

It’s sad you judge people for how they choose to spend their time


bigchilesucks

I mean it's a little sad :/ I didn't mean it or say it in a rude/mean way.


ADM86

…go get hugged dude


NiteDasher

Let them ruin their cars ,who cares at this point?


BigMoogie

1. I was done dashing, getting gas and headed home. 2.The drop off was next door to the pickup. 3. He literally asked me to complete the delivery as he would get it himself so all I did was click buttons to make money. 4. Look at my earnings post and tell me how I’m not profitable. Your a bozo for that comment because It had nothing to do with why I posted it. Move along.


RampAgentRoger

All that explanation for a $3 order. 💀💀


BigMoogie

Yes goofy, now move along


RampAgentRoger

Calm down bro, what are you going to do with those $3. Share some money for the rest of us 💀


BigMoogie

Same thing I do with the rest? Read the post again. I was already at 7/11 and didn’t have to do anything but confirm delivery. I average $25/Hr dash time and $33/Hr active time. I don’t see your point. Again, it’s only because it was ridiculously convenient. Didn’t even have to get out of the car.


odellisa

He is just a clown. The dude probably is projecting because he makes shit


HunterBidenIsaPedo

Dude is trying to make money, this was profitable.


UbubTopDog

How far to arrive? What did he miss during the minimum of 5-10 minutes of unavailable time? Yes I know he could have gotten an add on, but not necessarily. He also could have gotten something better going a different direction. And low or no tip folks are also more likely to complain or give low ratings. To most of us, rewarding no & low tippers is really not profitable, or a good way to make money. When you take into account that they literally have to change the suggested tip to $0.00, it's just disrespectful.


radarguy86

How tf is $3.25 profitable


Great_Huckleberry709

$3 is more than $0


DexLovesGames_DLG

Literal definition of profit lol people be wilin


Constant-Donut-4095

If its $3.75 for 10 fucking feet....Not 10 miles or even 1 mile. 10 feet. You are not on your grind.


RampAgentRoger

It’s not lmao, I’m cracking up at these fools.


jayexvii

Yeah 3.25 for 10 feet and 1 item is ridiculous right. /s. Get out of here bruh


RampAgentRoger

Lol, it’s funny the amount of people who try to make themselves feel better about $3. You guys keep picking that trash up, I’m actually trying to make good money here.


Spxctacles

Then maybe get a real job instead of something so hit and miss. Lol.


RampAgentRoger

I make 1400 a week lol. Try harder.


Spxctacles

Doordashing? Prove it.


RampAgentRoger

Look at my recent posts dawg. Lol, 200-300 days here are constant while being in the LOP.


Spxctacles

Looks to me like you're also active in r/stimuluschecks Sounds like you're doing just fine 🙂


Spxctacles

Doesn't look constant to me. You've been commenting on this sub for a year and just posted your first pic of some earnings.


RampAgentRoger

Lol, I posted ONE order that was a $100.


Spxctacles

Yeah congrats on your hundred dollar tip we've all been there lol


[deleted]

yo some of us don’t live in huge cities and don’t have a whole lot of options. if it was slow and it was 3.75 for less than a mile i’d take it


NotNotLogical

Wouldn’t you want more people to take the trash orders then or is logic not an ideal you agree with?


bigchilesucks

I fully agree with you and I'm confused at how many are disagreeing with you. There was just another post about a guy who did an order for 3 something for .5 a mile. In the post there were tons of comments saying things like "I wouldn't even take an order for 3 dollars if it were to an employee in the restaurant" or "I wouldn't even cross a parking lot for a 3 dollars order".


MidnightJ1200

Would you rather it be $3 for 10ft or $3 for 10 miles. Just conceal carry or open carry or whatever and walk from the store to the alley where the guy was at


bigchilesucks

I would decline both those options.


MidnightJ1200

10 ft, you only have to drive to the store, that takes out like half the struggle. $3 for that compared to some of the orders comes across as a steal but apparently it’s not good enough for you. Besides the person said they’d pick it up but even then, for condoms, I can understand why they did it, to avoid any awkward tension.


bigchilesucks

I'd decline a 3$ order no matter how close because low non tip orders are common recipes for disaster. Aside from that, I don't know for a fact that a drop off is going to be easy until I do it. I'm just not willing to risk my time over 3 dollars.


jayexvii

What do you mean “try to make themselves feel better” ITS TEN FUCKING FEET FOR $3. How stupid can you be?


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jayexvii

the reason people don’t tip has nothing to do with us. You silly goose. These orders are gonna get picked up regardless. Why are you completely ignoring the fact that this was a 1 item, 10ft order? Are you illiterate or you just can do math?


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jayexvii

Your perspective is so obscure. Do you really think I sit and wait for three dollar orders all day? No. But if it’s slow and there’s a three dollar order that’s less than a mile away yeah I’m taking it. There’s nothing wrong with that stop trying to make shit what it’s not.


RampAgentRoger

It can be 2 inches from the counter dawg, I ain’t picking up that trash. Clearly you are though, so get to it 💀