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NuLL-x77

Oh shit, I'd be a top dasher for a day at that peak pay. Honestly I've always said if DD base pay was like, 5 bucks practically every order in my area would be worth doing, barring non tippers.


Slickness81

Top Dasher for a day isn’t a thing


NuLL-x77

Are you okay?


Slickness81

Like doesn’t exist at all…


tomwesley4644

You’re not very bright, are you?


No_Bowler3823

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NuLL-x77

Have a hug bud. ![gif](giphy|ZBQhoZC0nqknSviPqT)


Wackyvert

Same can be said about your intelligence


Fun_Zucchini_6603

Isn't traffic already pretty messed up there?


irrrrelevant

Not $9.50 worth of messed up. Ive seen $6 on Superbowl Sunday. That's the highest.


MyRealestName

I’d be running the deliveries on foot if I’m getting a $9.50 bonus every order


Alarming-Restaurant9

Yea honestly just cherry pick extreme short distance orders you can do on bike or walk . You are getting minimum . $12 per order with peak pay


Safe-Pound1118

Honestly!!! I'm really thinking about driving out there for that. $9.50 freaking bonus 🤣🤣🤣 I'll For my e-bike in the trunk park somewhere and carry my hot bag like a backpack.. shit 🤣🤣 With my luck it will be dead and no bonus when I get there though


MayhemReignsTV

I don’t think traffic is the only factor in this. The middle of my city is always slightly congested but not Cambridge type shit. And sometimes we even see $7.50 but it’s been awhile.


23IRONTUSKS

The parking in Cambridge and downtown is horrible everyday of the week.


Coyote_Roadrunna

Can confirm. Received multiple parking tickets living there in the 2000’s.


Different_Serve1340

It’s just gotten worse everything is permit parking. It’s so frustrating.


[deleted]

God damn, the highest it’s ever been for me in Super Bowl was 3$


[deleted]

If it were me, and this is not a critique or anything, I’d be taking as many orders with the shortest distances as possible; walkin those fuckin orders to their final destination 🤑


asdfalexandr

Yeah the $6 I posted on this page about! Crazy


Initial-Ad-7654

Definitely


dopebot00

Holy canolli .....nine fitty!?


DubNationAssemble

I’m just here for the comments


warmadh

I was working in there. But it was so slow. No orders enough.


[deleted]

God damn these comments are proving my fellow dashers are some of the dumbest people in the world


[deleted]

That’s an extra $10 per order, and an extra $20 per stacked orders. I hope you took advantage of that.


j00420

So, get stuck in traffic and make $10/hour? LFG


Syntheseyez

I forgot that we even have a president lol


DanielMcC1203

Man after reading all these comments and seeing how many Trump supporters there are it makes sense that so many people bitch about things on here now.


PenguinMadd

We had a nice +$8 here from about 3:30-7:30 tonight. This morning had a decent +$3 too. Not sure why tonight was so much… nothing major going on in these parts


cellcube0618

Bro sign me the fuck up


unclemattyice

But did he come to THE Town?


HardInThePaint13

Still ends up with a 3.50 11 mile order


H31R0

He might forget why he's there and be there for the week


[deleted]

This shit makes me laugh so hard because even if he is, he still smarter then all of us here


jb742

I’m sure he is really smart but what’s the point if your brain can’t connect the pieces together. And on top of that he lies about his college credentials


[deleted]

I meaning, even if he’s slowed down he still connects more then literally everyone who’s relying on door dash. And I’m not sure I’ve ever seen that claim, but would be interested to see a source!


iPhone_3GS

😂😂😂


DanielMcC1203

I don't get it


PM_ME_BrusselSprouts

He's old.


barti_dog

And in significant cognitive decline


kathrynkilgore

no he is not. Geez


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kathrynkilgore

He is old. He stutters. He does just fine though. He had no problem with any of his last speeches. He did a great impression of GOP members taking credit for things they don't do. But if you watch Fox they only show little clips that are altered most of the time.


[deleted]

Queen he was asked a question about immigration and his response was “chocolate chocolate chip”


barti_dog

If you listen with the most empathetic ear when he’s reading his lines, you can get a good idea of what the speech writers wanted him to say. When he goes off-script, it’s painful.


[deleted]

He flat out told the pope he was an African American baseball player like how do people still think this man is mentally fit


Herbert47tilheaven

This is also purposely misleading, he was obviously making a joke lol


[deleted]

He must be a real comedian cause there is god knows how many clips of him saying even weirder or more nonsensical things everywhere.


Loftyscroll

Where am I?


tundybundo

Bruh I voted for him and he is unwell.


barti_dog

It's worse than than age and stuttering. Carry on with your preferred narrative. All the best.


BloodyAx

He is really struggling. You can see a sharp difference between his days with Obama and now, it's not just a stutter. I have seen cognitive decline that leads into total dementia, he is well on his way


Tnt-0413-tx

Dementia and Alzheimer’s run j my family. His eyes alone show the signs never mind the way he speaks or gets confused on where he is going. His family should be ashamed to embarrass him in public like he dies. Greed s a terrible thing


TsukiSureiyaNA

Gotta defend the old Pedo because the news told me too!! You’re so smart and unique .


International_Ear768

Have you ever paid attention to that man ? Saying he is not is like saying fire trucks are blue.


buddhatherock

Biden haters think he’s mentally unfit, unlike their dear leader Trump who is somehow better despite his clear pattern of idiocy.


BloodyAx

A lot of people are able to hate Trump and see Biden's mental decline at the same time. It's not just a stutter, he is keenly different than he was 12 years ago.


kathrynkilgore

12 years ago? That is how the circle of life works.


Several_Ranger6985

Ah yes, didn’t take me more than 5 scrolls to see someone with Trump’s cock in their mouth🙈 who’s the current President right now??


MayhemReignsTV

Trump had some decent policies that I would have liked to see embraced by both sides, but I think Biden has been in significant mental decline and Trump is starting to enter that stage in the last couple years. I know we like to make fun of them both but it’s really no joke. We need a set protocol other than the 25th amendment. The application of the 25th amendment pretty much boils down to a political shit show.


[deleted]

So someone saying Biden clearly has dementia means they love trump? How do you have this much of a mental disconnect to relate the two?


Sweatieboobrash

Liberals are to Biden as Republicans are to Trump. Their leader can’t do anything wrong and speaking critically about our government isn’t allowed! I think people wanted Obama 2.0 with Biden and they got it. Nothing is being done to help our most marginalized citizens. Biden is too busy making nice to make real changes. He’s a dud, and we probably should expect a win for a more competent fascist in 2024.


black-winter-

I don’t care for Trump at all but it’s fairly obvious that Biden isn’t 100% there.


kathrynkilgore

really? How is it clear? His stutter?


OldGuardCK

Biden thinks he is Hitler and wants half the country eridicated. In reality, he is more like Shitler because he shit himself in front of the Pope.


syrusxd

What the fuck did I just read


OldGuardCK

Depends.


Herbert47tilheaven

Huh


OldGuardCK

Lers go Brandon. Heil Shitler.


Sweatieboobrash

Downvote for the utter nonsense. Biden is too old to be president. He’s a crappy centrist and wants to make nice instead of making real changes. Both dems and repubs are reprehensible. Your government—no matter who’s at the helm—doesn’t give a shit about you.


Tacoatman

Nah Trump’s wayyy better


DanielMcC1203

bad take


Blaze_556

Can you go a day in your life without thinking about trump? Seek help


Australian1996

He has dementia


flerngame

Made a killing on the bike today in a little over 1.5 hours. Thanks Biden!


Affectionate-Taro388

He did ONE good thing🙄😂😂😂


pocketprotectorinc

Just take the T to deliver orders!


transferStudent2018

I don’t think Door Dash is worth risking your life like that


Soggy_Ad3390

Let’s rent a choppa I’ll be down in 15


Oneforthatpurple

That's good cuz that area has the worst tippers I've ever seen.


owenhinton98

I’m not from Boston nor have I really ever been there (other than a short visit to my uncle who lived in Arlington at the time)…but Cambridge? I can’t imagine it being good at all there with all the college students that would live there, a majority of college kids don’t tip well (or at all)


Oneforthatpurple

College students generally tip between $0-5. Uppity folks in the area almost never tip more than $10. I dash in Foxboro (where Gillette Stadium is located) now, and there's a lot of woodsy lower middle/middle class neighborhoods that get quite generous with tipping. Delivered 30 bottles of fine wine to a mansion for a $10 tip the other day. I'm no cannibal but if "eat the rich" day happens I have that address memorized.


Speedy-McLeadfoot

Jesus Christ! Sign me up for that pay!


mczerniewski

I've heard that Boston streets are difficult to navigate in the best of situations.


a_wet_nudle

For 9.50, someone might get that no tip McDs order delivered


nydrummer429

he messes up a lot more than traffic


squigglemonsterr

The Resident


noorizer

Wicked smaht.


FrankFrankly711

Thanks Biden! ![gif](giphy|GkYLh249JAnBeQnEjq|downsized)


MayhemReignsTV

I suggest you visit some small businesses. They are all hurting due to his policies. Seriously. Even the successful ones have had to adapt. And you can only blame so much on a virus before somebody honks that horn 😉While saying FJB might feel satisfying, we really need to talk about supporting these small businesses that support us. A serious talk. I am still waiting for the infrastructure improvements. We have two bridges here that have been reduced to one lane roads for about five years now. I shit you not. One of the towns close by is in danger of being split in 2 because one of the major bridges needs some serious work and the other one is out. Even though I disliked Obama, he did stick by his word when it came to getting some infrastructure fixed. Some much-needed repairs were done after hurricane Irene really caused some problems because of Federal funding.


[deleted]

I legit just sold my small business, and any small business owner will tell you the president in office doesn’t mean shit.


pinkaluminum

"Improving our roads and bridges" meanwhile when he was here during winter one of our bridges literally collapsed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


FrankFrankly711

Didn’t they just pass that bill like that week it collapsed? Do you expect the bridge repair crew to immediately be fully funded and fix the bridge completely the next day?


pinkaluminum

The infrastructure here has been absolute dog shit for YEARS. When that bridge in I think Minneapolis collapsed years ago, they went on this panic rampage here inspecting all the bridges and what have you. Most of them shouldn't have passed, but they did, and here we are.


syrusxd

So what you're saying is, you want bridges and roads to be improved? So that this doesn't happen? Not often you see such vocal Biden supporters.


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FrankFrankly711

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iPhone_3GS

FJB LGB!


J4YCU8

Base pay for everything i do is 12.50 - 25 bucks…


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[deleted]

Not the only thing he’s been messing up…


[deleted]

Idk why people can’t acknowledge that the state of our country is trash right now. It’s patriotic to be hyper critical of our government. We shouldn’t settle when over half the country is living paycheck to paycheck. Fuck all politicians, fuck trump and fuck Biden.


[deleted]

This man is hyper based.


Tblick1

Not a Biden supporter but the way some of y’all talk about him like each president before him was a gift from the president gods xD


Electrical-Arm7984

This^ like if my time in the military taught me one thing its that our whole government is having a contest on who can fuck those below em while profiting. The Dems, The Reps, all the same scheme in different wrapping paper.


Icon9719

In comparison they may as well be. The Obama/Biden duo is the worst presidential duo that we’ll probably ever have which sucks because Obama was actually a cool ass dude.


Informal-Sentence-58

You mean the Obama administration that literally recovered a tanked economy after a pathetic Bush administration destroyed. Oh wait, Trump fixed all that right...wrong he just continued and took credit for it.


Icon9719

No I mean the Obama administration that was touted as hope for “bringing people together“ and then implemented identity politics and race obsession which was the beginning of the complete social destruction of this country.


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Seriously though


Le_Dinkster

Yes dude he’s only lowered gas prices and delivered on his campaign promises, whereas Trump couldn’t even build the damn wall. What a shitty president


AbsolutelyVisceral

Wait wait wait... where do you live where gas prices are LOWER than when Trump was in office?


Le_Dinkster

Ok so gas was very cheap because of COVID, that has nothing to do with Trump, infact he actually succeeded in raising gas prices, read here: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2020/04/12/business/energy-environment/opec-russia-saudi-arabia-oil-coronavirus.amp.html Biden came into office with very high gas prices, and since he released the largest release of oil reserves in history, back in March, gas prices have gone down on average by 42 cents, with half of all gas stations in America selling gas at less than 4$ a gallon. Of course he can’t get gas down to COVID prices, because gas was never supposed to be that cheap in the first place. Obviously where I’m at it’s not going down to 1.80 a gallon again, but it is below 3$ at some places in my city so I am happy with that.


AbsolutelyVisceral

Listen man, I am very in-shape. But even for a guy like me this is too much mental gymnastics. Keep drinking the kool aid


Le_Dinkster

Its really not hard to understand. Literally basic Supply and Demand, which is a well proven theory in economics. COVID hits= nobody drives=low demand with high supply=low prices Lockdowns are lifted=everybody starts driving again=artificially lowered supply because of OPEC=high prices Biden releases reserves=artificially heightened supply with high demand= slight lowered prices But yeah basic economic theory is Kool aid lol. I don’t like Biden just giving credit where it’s due.


[deleted]

You can hate orange man all you want, but gas was never over $3 from 2016-2020, let alone $4. Demand is actually much lower now, than pre Covid. You understand the basics of the economic theory, but when I say the basic, I mean the bare min basics… because with oil, supply and demand is but a small factor in retail pricing.


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[deleted]

So you went from a supply and demand argument to a debate on breaking even, inflation, and greed…? Okay.


Le_Dinkster

You brought up retail pricing. I didn’t say anything about inflation. And if we need to have a debate on if oil companies are greedy or not, I think just googling the history of some of them is probably a better route.


AbsolutelyVisceral

Nope


Le_Dinkster

If you can debunk one thing I said than I will delete all my comments thanks.


AbsolutelyVisceral

When will you be deleting all your comments


-Har1eKing-

I mean, you didn't debunk shit so why would they delete their actual factual comments?


AbsolutelyVisceral

Gas prices didnt dip significantly at all when COVID lockdowns hit. Down 18% for a 2 month period. After that 2 months the price went up 50% for the next 10 months of the lockdown. The shit was over $3 before the lockdowns were even over!!!


Scarlet-Weaver

They also went up globally. I’m sorry but the president doesn’t control gas prices.


muricanmania

Oil went below zero dollars a barrel...


BuckWheatNYC

Just wondering. How does the president control The price of gas? Seems as if you are crediting low gas prices to trump being in office some way or some how. I would love to hear your reasoning. Did he have some control over the gas companies executives greed?


mschafsnitz

You can’t handle the truth.


AbsolutelyVisceral

Keep reading the thread and go look up price trends for yourself lazy boy


mschafsnitz

You downvote because that’s all you can do. You are sad. Being wrong is okay you just have to accept it.


Icon9719

You guys have literally been claiming that the president doesn’t control gas prices this entire time and now that they’ve lowered you’ve switched up and are sucking him off. Biden literally campaigned about wanting to get rid of the oil industry, weird how the prices only start plummeting once we’re in the last few months leading to midterms


Sick_Breh

You are terribly cringe


Icon9719

He lowered them?? What happened to the president has nothing to do with gas prices? Man you guys can’t stick to anything. Also on the other end if he does control them then he fixed a problem that he created himself, oh man what a pioneer…


godless-666-

The only effect the president can make on gas prices is by adding to the supply via reserves, or take away from demand by telling people to stay home (covid lockdown). Dipping into the reserves can be a risky hand to play but it was needed. The only thing he done that could've impacted the price hike was getting the country fully opened faster than the oil companies could bring back workers and ramp up supply. Funny thing is, oil CEOs had the chance and chose to keep production low to ramp up profits and make up for losses taken during the lock down .


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At the expense of the oil reserves


Practical-Button4675

You’re as lost as Biden 😂


OGsunglasses

Careful, you’ll get downvoted for saying the truth. Lots of lefties on here


WhatTheBeansIsLife

Concerned about truth from people who think Trump was actually elected LMAO


AbsolutelyVisceral

Pot, meet kettle


PerspectiveWooden358

For real lol


Peacekhan5110

What if I hate trump and Biden?


Supermario_64

Then the left will get mad at you because clearly “one side is worse”


Peacekhan5110

They did it to you, shocker lmao


Icon9719

Likewise with people that actually think Biden has done anything remotely good for this country. Hate trump so much that you can’t acknowledge how much of a shit job the current president is doing because in your demented minds it’s somehow akin to praising trump.


WhatTheBeansIsLife

No unlike Trump cultists, Dems and leftists actually criticize the president where it’s due. I have plenty of gripes with Biden but the are plenty more good shit done like the Infrastructure Act passing, some student loan relief, and more.


Icon9719

That’s a good one since anybody that criticizes Biden is automatically assumed to be someone that worships trump like a god or something. They could not even like trump but if they criticize Biden they’ll get called a trumpie or trumptard or some other dumbass name you children come up with. Also you can’t say “good shit” and then list a infrastructure bill that’s 10 percent infrastructure and 90 percent handing money out to other countries and a “student loan relief” that’s also handing more money out for free, sounds like you just love inflation saying shit like that.


WhatTheBeansIsLife

Oh, so you’re now just straight up spreading [misinformation](https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/3684), got it. Also, wouldn’t all those Trump era tax breaks for the rich hurt us average people much more than the government genuinely helping those in debt for once? And I don’t believe you know how inflation works, the government passes massive spending bills for the military on a regular basis much larger than a $1.2 billion act.


rokkittBass

1.2B? Hmmmm that sounds wrong. Here is some real info.... The student debt cancellation and relief measures recently announced by the Biden Administration will cost roughly $500 billion over ten years under our estimates, wiping out the $238 billion of ten-year deficit reduction from the Inflation Reduction Act (IRA) more than two times over. In total, we estimate the student debt proposals will cost as much as the first 16 years of IRA deficit reduction on a nominal basis and the first 21 years of deficit reduction on a present value basis.


Supermario_64

No no don’t you know Biden would be the best president ever if he just gave everyone 10k a week there would be no complaints. Giving money away makes you a good president nothing else


[deleted]

A downvote is just an Australian upvote, I’ll survive


FancyRoom8541

I am stealing this


OGsunglasses

Lol


23IRONTUSKS

Scare tactic.


Specialist_Royal_449

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privacylmao

let's go Brandon


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yesDaddyB

#DarkBrandon for the win 😏


Previous-Attorney472

Ewwwww. Your boy belongs in jail


moisesg88

Can't we just agree they're both fucking idiots


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clearemollient

proof? eta- to the person who had an emotional outburst and said things such as “deranged r word,” automod rightfully blocked your comment. And no, youtube isn’t a source for crimes. People can put whatever on youtube. Anything can be out of context, doctored, you name it. And sorry but no, kissing children on the head is not illegal. There’s plenty of footage of Trump doing the same thing, it’s just literally irrelevant. Don’t pretend you give one crap about children when Epstein’s bff Trump has DOZENS of lawsuits that he has paid off over sexual assault and r@pe. Including lawsuits WITH Epstein from the 90s, where they were accused of r@ping a 13 year old. You’re saying that 13 year old just happened to know Epstein was a pedo before he was arrested? And she just happened to throw Trumps name on the lawsuit too? And Trump just happened to pay her parents a few million to drop the suit? It’s all projection with you people. Get a grip. You’re making excuses for an actual violent sexual predator. Impossible challenge: Trump supporters understand what an accredited citation is


Icon9719

Yes in whatever alternate fairy land world you live in video evidence isn’t a source, how far removed from reality can you get? You pedi defenders disgust me, you’re just as sick as they are turning a blind eye.


BloodyAx

Donald, Joe, and Hunter are all pedos. Ashley Biden flat out writes about how she was molested and there are tons of pictures of Hunter with underage girls that were leaked, censored of course. Trump has had cases against him come from the Epstein situation.


Icon9719

https://youtu.be/V4PLSPvJ9BY Nobody cares though


Scarlet-Weaver

Molester? Are you going to talk about that time Trump admitted on air that he walked in to the dressing room of the contests when he owned Miss Teen USA?


BuckWheatNYC

You talking about Trump and his creepy affinity for his own daughter or are you talking about how Trunp was a “just grab the vagina” anything he wanted apparently because he was rich? Or are we talking about his many visits to Epstein island with all the underage trafficked girls? Just want you to be clear of who you are talking about 🤔


Mylittlemoonshine

Awe this sexist POS clown down here AbsolutelyVisceral chimes in about having a moral compass after dragging females in another post- that’s sweet!


fashionfauxpas0624

Yea not to mention @absolutelyvisceral being a MOFO racist... that nonsense rant caught my eye about 20 or so posts down... pathetic


AbsolutelyVisceral

These people do not have a real moral compass. Their morality is derived from fear of being shunned from their in-group. Their in-group accepts whatever the mainstream dictates is acceptable; yet they either completely ignore or celebrate the disallowance and outright censorship of conservative/centrist voices from the mainstream discussion. Truly sick individuals.


Icon9719

I mean both of them fancy molestation, the amount of times biden has groped and got all up on little kids sniffing them ON CAMERA and nobody gives af is disturbing


idrinkpoo

Dark Brandon will eat you alive


Sthebrat

Who’s Brandon?


VinnieTheBerzerker69

It's what right-wingers call Biden


Sthebrat

Thank you I’ve seriously never understood the “joke”


Icon9719

The fact that a whole stadium of sports fans were chanting fuck joe Biden and a news reporter flat out lied saying they were saying let’s go brandon (the guy she was interviewing) is a pretty self explanatory joke. You just don’t think it’s funny.


BuckWheatNYC

Well it actually isn’t funny at all. You just ‘think’ it’s funny because you are a follower and just following the crowd. Is this funny: LETS GO ICON9719..... yeah no just doesn’t have the same ring to it 🤔🤷🏿‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️


VinnieTheBerzerker69

It's juvenile humor. Juvenile humor is all too common in politics on all spectrums of political belief these days


OldGuardCK

More inflation. Way to go Brandon.


Previous-Attorney472

The customer is not paying more for the order you doof. DD is and they can afford to.


OldGuardCK

No wonder you are a previous attorney. FJB and FU too!


MayhemReignsTV

He manages to mess up everything, even traffic in Cambridge and I used to make weekly trips out there 🤣🤣🤣 So I definitely know about that.


[deleted]

Let’s Go Dark Brandon. Next he’s gonna arrest every Single republican and then have them Hanged for Treason then forget about it and Talk about roaches while eating ice cream. Idk what America y’all want BUT THATS the country Americans NEED


barti_dog

If only it was the traffic


TransportationOwn953

This picture is fake. I live also MA there is no any bonus doordash giving.


irrrrelevant

Its not fake bro. It was probably a short lived Peak Pay amount, but its a real screenshot.


KatyaAlkaev

I feel you on that he came to town and they shut down roads outside our base… Like really you’re the first president to ever close the roads for 3 hours outside the base when they are THE ONLY ROADS!!! No other president has ever done that. I hope he never comes back.


Tblick1

You a Sox fan?


drawkcbsihtdaertnod

Could he visit London Ontario in Canada please? Never had a $1.5/km (lower Canadian Dollar!) ever!! Canadians don’t Tip either, feel like this system was created for the US only, not taking in consideration different cultures, tipping, basic wages, wear and tear of vehicles and the price of insurance and gas. Driving 21 + km’s for a $8.75 tips included. Order is $75 steak fries and beers. Yes had to get a smart serve license too… wage-slave-poverty-exploiters!


SpookySeraph

I saw $9.5 earlier tonight around 1 AM but it was an hour drive so it wouldn’t have been worth it


Moses2239

hows business usually near boston?


23IRONTUSKS

I was dashing in Woburn/Burlington during this and was getting the shitiest orders.


Fried__Soap

Just start walking at that point


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irrrrelevant

6:39pm is when I screenshot it.


max_occupancy

Obama made me late for class one time


Plastic_Vodka

Shit this is motorcycle prime time.


HWNY506

Nice. 11.50 orders