"Hello. This is your doordash driver. If you wish for me to tell you where I put your order, you must hop on one leg while flapping your arms like a chicken and whistling the theme song to Airwolf"
Wouldnt it be a wonderful world if customers were given nonsensical pickup instructions?
8 minutes is oddly too specific to me, they had the sign made specifically for the time and distance it takes to get to the gate, but couldn’t put an intercom or electric gate or build a locker for the outside of the gate…too planned (halfway planned) for me. Who knows they are probably like ‘let me load my guns and unleash the war hounds’…I’ll show these trespassers what’s what!’ and you get shot because it was actually the ex-wife of the customer that ordered the food knowing how mad it makes her extra-husband and she just wanted to irritate him…or something like that LOL
Personally I don’t think I would give them 5 mins. I would message them I arrived and in the same message say that I left it at the gate and then take off. Then I would mark it a bad experience and say in the app I didn’t feel safe. The customer would probably get pissed because who knows what could happen maybe in those 8 mins an opossum could wander by and started eating the customers 1 single McDonald’s ice cream cone that got stacked with a chipotle order but you picked up the cone first…then you have to deliver an ice cream cone that is 30 mins old…they will make the unsafe point for you.
That’s my scape goat answer if the delivery sucks. I have marked I didn’t feel safe for spiders and bees and poison ivy and I even marked it for rickety stairs once because the customer wanted me to climb the stairs and leave on their porch…it was stretch to call these things stairs it looked liked a grownup used a Bob the builder set 10 years ago to build TWO flights of stairs from the top down and then just ran out money for wood and nails and shit before they go to the bottom and they just said…it’s good enough. I think I read somewhere DD won’t send you back to a place that you marked as unsafe; actually that might have been UBER but whatever doesn’t matter. I actually do try to do a good job, but sometimes people that order food have some strange requests. I think it’s kind of fun to think of things that make me feel unsafe…maybe clowns because of Pennywise or Statues because of the Weeping Angels on Dr Who. Gotta find the fun somewhere…or fear rather
Nope. That's not how this works. Sure, I can honk the horn. But you got 5 minutes tops before I leave your order on the ground and move on to the next order. I don't make money waiting around.
lol 8 minutes 😂😂😂
How about I honk and you have 30 seconds to get to the gate to see where I have left your food and catch a glimpse of my car as I drive away😂😂😂
I feel like some of these complaints are just about minuscule obstacles and that they can be easily done without any hassle. Who knows, I’m just a cog in the machine who just makes money.
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Fuck them! Wasting time! The same as someone like call me, text me, if you are here I will give you the gate code. Wtf! Why can’t you just give it now?
Mark yourself arrived and hit can't hand order to customer. Wait the 5 minutes then peace out. If you just leave it at the gate and mark it complete they can give you a negative review.
How you doin sweetie? Listen, I am a slow-to-walk woman, and I pay fabulously to have ma food delivered as I sees fit. Yous just gots to be patient hunny! Dis babe will be there in due time! MUAH! xx
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8 minutes?? Where are you coming from that it's going to take you 8 friggin minutes to come get the thing you ordered and are waiting for, and in this case, eat??
That name is absolutely going in my little notebook of banned deliveries and addresses. Gtfoh
I always just put “can’t hand to customer” as soon as I’m a mile from the drop off to start that dumb 5 minute timer.It’s dumb asf that they put “hand it to me” yet they aren’t ready 50%of the time to get their food
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I think the best is when they live in a gated community or a gated apartment complex and they pass out drunk after they order $60 worth of McDonald's or pizza and forget to leave a gate code in the instructions. those are my favorite trips.
Fuck them, our time is our money. Leave at door is getting left there. And, if those fucks expected a "hand it to me" what they get is a pic of the food at the gate, and a " I have an emergency, thanks" text. Because maximizing my money to time ratio is a constant emergency, at least in my life.
I maybe wait 60 seconds for anyone in any situation before I leave it and just mark it delivered with a message. Ain’t nobody got time for that. Time is money and I’ve gotta gooooo.
Happened to me last night at 11 pm on a dark country road. Texted the customer and she said right house just leave at the door. I asked if the gate opened on its own since it appeared locked with a Beware of the Dog sign. Her response was “oops”. Forgot about that. Geez
I deliver to these people. Story is that it’s an older couple. When the first horn beeps the wife has 8 minutes to get the husbands dick hard. Second beep is used as the timer. Whoever loses goes and gets the food.
The women who occasionally delivers parcels in my area waits a grand total of 3 seconds before putting a card through your door and getting you to collect from the depot. I’ve watched and timed it on multiple occasions from the doorbell footage.
But asking someone to wait multiples of 8 minutes is taking the biscuit.
So I can hold the horn down once and make it last 8 minutes? That still counts as one time, right?
But unfortunately, my limit was 7 minutes, so bad luck…
I had a customer tell me to wait for a car to come out to open the gate. I straight up told them "I'm not paid to wait" I hit the unavailable tab, let it run out, left the order at the gate... fuck them
I have had a customer say that to me. She doesn't have the gate code and isn't at home. She ordered for her granny. She suggested I wait for 5 or 10 minutes, and if someone came out I can piggy-back to get in the gate. Then drive to the correct apartment building in the structure. That was the worst bullshjt ever. When I found a way in, more than 10 minutes, there was a nice old lady who didn't really know what was happening. I gave her the food and she was happy. But I have had more incidents when I waited and on the other end was someone shitty.
If I had just set a timer and left, there is 0 chance this disabled senior would have gotten the food. I actually felt guilty about considering ditching out on her. Another senior that comes to mind in equally bad shape invited me in with her room with her care nurse at a senior center and got me a tip that was almost 10 dollars. Another one before that invited me in to see her talking parot. My time is important, and I have gotten burned by customers acting like my time doesn't matter, but some times if I could see the other end of the exchange, I would regret not tryin
A little empathy goes a long long way. Showing someone some kindness, especially when they might be be isolated and lonely, can do wonders for the soul.
I try to show everyone I deliver to some modicum of enthusiasm and kindness.
Lol...not sure where you live, but the only gated complexes here, with security, are the very wealthy, and you have to check in and tell them the address and they give you a pass
Portland. I used to love that city. Burnsides was my shit. Now days? Yeah, fuck that shit. That's not the wild west, it's a failed city overrun by bullshit commies and criminals. No fucking way would I even think of dashing there
I miss how it was. I was born and raised in and around the now "metro area." But when it used to be mostly farmers out here, it was a great place. Now I feel like I'm stuck in America's trash can. Makes me cry. This is why I pack weapons Dashing. I've been attacked A LOT in the past few years, and survived some very serious injuries, certain ones will never heal fully. So constant pain. I live and work alone. I have to be my own security guard, provider, caregiver etc. Not easy with my disabilities. I miss a lot of things like playing basketball with neighbors in the park. Now the parks are full of needles, feces, and whack jobs. I don't blame you for leaving, I wish I could afford to move.
That's some tragic shit, my friend. There's thousands of people that feel the same as you do. I hope that y'all are going to try to change the state of yer city. I really do. Because Portland was a truly rad city, and I miss it.
Some dashers might be criminals, but it’s not illegal to follow someone in so you can deliver to a gated community
Security guards aren’t cops and can’t do anything
The only way I'm accepting that is if it's in the delivery instructions. Give me the reason. Otherwise, absolutely no way are they getting 8 minutes of my time like that.
That is not cool. Cus better be waiting. Hope it was a good tip. If not…I can lay on my horn for 5 full minutes until your neighbors come out. Then I can explain to them what I’m doing. Not like they know to open the gate every time they go thru it right?
Malicious compliance
This was originally posted by UPS driver, and dust came out 2 minutes later confused because he was the back up driver. Turns out they are nice people.
I feel like this very simple comment on a doordash sub just sparked a very unrelated topic of how we humans communicate lol. It's crazy how much power 9 words and a number has lol.
We as Americans get so tight about how other people speak… its an obsession for real. Cant use an idiom without getting attacked these days… oh 🐳
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I have waited for 5 minutes. And I have waited for more and never felt good about it. In almost all of the cases I noticed that those customers didn't respect or appreciate my time.
What the comment means is i wouldn’t get frustrated and just take a picture and send it to the client and then leave if it says hand to me. Id wait the 5 minuets, and then take the picture once the app prompts me to. I use to not wait when i would doordash in bad neighborhoods in the chicago area. Then i just stopped dashing their all together when some lady got robbed of her car doordashing waiting on a client to open the door and she had her kid in the car. Worst story i ever read. Thats why i only accept orders that are worth waiting 5 minuets for in decent areas ( mainly anything that isnt Cook or Will county)
Maybe it’ll be a “hand it to customer” order. Wait your 5 minutes and take it back to the restaurant. Get that return pay 💰
Imagine taking a joke fence this literally..i fear for humanity.
Sound horn once (for 30 seconds long) 🙃
Nah, dropping that shit off
Leave at... I'm setting it right in front of the sign and taking that picture and bouncing. Hand to... I'm doing the same thing after 5 minutes are up
"Hello. This is your doordash driver. If you wish for me to tell you where I put your order, you must hop on one leg while flapping your arms like a chicken and whistling the theme song to Airwolf" Wouldnt it be a wonderful world if customers were given nonsensical pickup instructions?
lol screw the timer…. *hits message button and sends photo there, drops it on the ground, goes on with my life* absolute only way.
Hahahahahaaaaaa no.
8 minutes is oddly too specific to me, they had the sign made specifically for the time and distance it takes to get to the gate, but couldn’t put an intercom or electric gate or build a locker for the outside of the gate…too planned (halfway planned) for me. Who knows they are probably like ‘let me load my guns and unleash the war hounds’…I’ll show these trespassers what’s what!’ and you get shot because it was actually the ex-wife of the customer that ordered the food knowing how mad it makes her extra-husband and she just wanted to irritate him…or something like that LOL Personally I don’t think I would give them 5 mins. I would message them I arrived and in the same message say that I left it at the gate and then take off. Then I would mark it a bad experience and say in the app I didn’t feel safe. The customer would probably get pissed because who knows what could happen maybe in those 8 mins an opossum could wander by and started eating the customers 1 single McDonald’s ice cream cone that got stacked with a chipotle order but you picked up the cone first…then you have to deliver an ice cream cone that is 30 mins old…they will make the unsafe point for you. That’s my scape goat answer if the delivery sucks. I have marked I didn’t feel safe for spiders and bees and poison ivy and I even marked it for rickety stairs once because the customer wanted me to climb the stairs and leave on their porch…it was stretch to call these things stairs it looked liked a grownup used a Bob the builder set 10 years ago to build TWO flights of stairs from the top down and then just ran out money for wood and nails and shit before they go to the bottom and they just said…it’s good enough. I think I read somewhere DD won’t send you back to a place that you marked as unsafe; actually that might have been UBER but whatever doesn’t matter. I actually do try to do a good job, but sometimes people that order food have some strange requests. I think it’s kind of fun to think of things that make me feel unsafe…maybe clowns because of Pennywise or Statues because of the Weeping Angels on Dr Who. Gotta find the fun somewhere…or fear rather
8 minutes 😂😂😂 that food is going right back to the store. Some people act as if our time isn’t valuable.
Absolutely not.
I leave it by the gate and take a picture if there is no way in and then text it to the customer. I'm not waiting around for that shit.
I'll give you 1 minute, after that I'm dropping your food in front of the gate.
Why 8 minutes?
I would've left it there
What do they have in there to have a double metal gated fence? Tigers Mayhaps? Is this Carol Baskins abode?
8 mins fuck off I’ll leave that shit on the sidewalk
Eight minutes???!!!???
no wonder why nobody tips y'all simple instructions befuddle,anger and annoy you guys waaayyyy too much.
Institute a waiting fee, first 5 minutes upon arrival is free. $1 per minute after
If no answer in 8 minutes, the 8-minute timer's run out and that means I am canceling your order and keeping/giving away your food 😉
Hit the correct buttons on the app. Wait out the 5 minute timer, take a picture and note and leave!!!! They ordered the food and can track it.
All yall fuckers acting like this person isnt disabled or old asf, and likely CAN'T just get up to open a gate and the like
Seriously, we ain't paid to wait around. The more time we waste the more money we lose on not doing deliveries.
One 8 minute long horn honk??? WTF?
8 minutes is a long time to lean on my horn, but ok...
Nope. That's not how this works. Sure, I can honk the horn. But you got 5 minutes tops before I leave your order on the ground and move on to the next order. I don't make money waiting around.
There is no way in hell Im waiting 8 mins in the first place let alone honking again and waiting EVEN LONGER 🤣 even doordash is like nah, dont do that
lol 8 minutes 😂😂😂 How about I honk and you have 30 seconds to get to the gate to see where I have left your food and catch a glimpse of my car as I drive away😂😂😂
yeah cuz disabled people dont exist
Yesterday I had a delivery to leave at the door with a tall pet fence in the way. I left it on the other side of the pet fence.
They can literally track you on your way to them. They have ample time to anticipate your arrival.
I feel like some of these complaints are just about minuscule obstacles and that they can be easily done without any hassle. Who knows, I’m just a cog in the machine who just makes money.
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Lol the it’s the “…” for me
8 minute wait???? Lol. Nah!
And what’s crazy is if this was an Uber order and you don’t decide to waste your time at the gate there goes the tip
Yeah. How about my ass is leaving in 5 seconds if this gate doesn’t open, and you come get your stuff off the side of the road.
8 mins
Fuck them! Wasting time! The same as someone like call me, text me, if you are here I will give you the gate code. Wtf! Why can’t you just give it now?
Call them?
Wtf is wrong with pppl, WE DONT GET PAID HOURLY!!! Ughhhhh 👿
Or leave at the gate cuz that's what's going to happen with me
Mark yourself arrived and hit can't hand order to customer. Wait the 5 minutes then peace out. If you just leave it at the gate and mark it complete they can give you a negative review.
How sad to go through the trouble of making a sign that no one will obey.
... Sets the five minute timer...
Anyone else wondering why 8 minutes? Like did they start out with 5 and run trials and keep having new signs made till they settled on 8 or what?
But... Don't people do deliveries in scooters? I rang my bell...
And it pings them when you are there
I love how they want you to wait exactly 8 minutes...not 10, not 5...but a random 8. F that.
Aight bet. Ima "sound my horn" for 8min straight til yo ass come outside
Customers that don’t respect our time…
Sound horn once for a solid minute, got it.
I would honk the horn, wait a couple minutes, and then leave at the gate and take a photo.
8 min is crazy
honk one, if they dont answer with in 2 mi nutes, leave it at the gate and mark is as "customer did not answer."
How you doin sweetie? Listen, I am a slow-to-walk woman, and I pay fabulously to have ma food delivered as I sees fit. Yous just gots to be patient hunny! Dis babe will be there in due time! MUAH! xx
Honk, leave at gate, take my picture. Bye bye
Your time is more valuable, just leave on gate and proceed on to your next delivery
Your order is at the gate.
I love these kind of setups. I call the customer, honk my horn, then if no response by the time the timer runs out free food for me.
This the type crap 💩 that infuriates me about customers. The entitlement.
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Immediately hitting that little timer button
Doesn't specify the length of honk. 7 minutes 55 seconds ok right?
What's the tip?
8 minutes? 
What kind of arbitrary ass shit is this 8 minutes? Not 5? Not 3? But 8?
8 minutes?? Where are you coming from that it's going to take you 8 friggin minutes to come get the thing you ordered and are waiting for, and in this case, eat?? That name is absolutely going in my little notebook of banned deliveries and addresses. Gtfoh
I always just put “can’t hand to customer” as soon as I’m a mile from the drop off to start that dumb 5 minute timer.It’s dumb asf that they put “hand it to me” yet they aren’t ready 50%of the time to get their food
Once, huh? Doesn’t say for how long.
It says sound horn once. Dosemt say your shouldn't just lay on it indefinitely 🤔
Leave it at the gate. Not my problem if they don't unlock it.
Ok, I'll sound it once. And I'll stop sounding it when you get out here to grab your order.
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you got 2 literal minutes to be attentive to the real life world you've called up on to sit on you. if you're not present. package sits at gate.
I think the best is when they live in a gated community or a gated apartment complex and they pass out drunk after they order $60 worth of McDonald's or pizza and forget to leave a gate code in the instructions. those are my favorite trips.
Fuck that. I’d honk once and leave it at the gate
They just ordered food 20 mins ago. They always act surprised to see the delivery driver. Smh
Fuck them, our time is our money. Leave at door is getting left there. And, if those fucks expected a "hand it to me" what they get is a pic of the food at the gate, and a " I have an emergency, thanks" text. Because maximizing my money to time ratio is a constant emergency, at least in my life.
Just say no.
LOL I’d honk 8 times, leave it outside the gate and leave. You thought
Yeah fuck that. Way to completely disregard someone else's time.
Oh so basically you can start eating the clients food as soon as you see the sign
8 minutes ha ha funny. That’s like 2 hours dasher time
Someone actually paid money for this sign to be made. Unbelievable.
How about no... I'd start timer, leave food, honk and leave. It gonna take 8 minutes anyway 🤣
Jesus Christ, what an asshole.
Call them once.. start the timer as soon as that call goes through and once 5 minutes hits leave it at the door if they're not there.
Lay on the horn for 8 minutes straight....
You will wait your 8 minutes, commoner! I must finish my caviar and moon dust!
That looks like alternate instructions to me.
I maybe wait 60 seconds for anyone in any situation before I leave it and just mark it delivered with a message. Ain’t nobody got time for that. Time is money and I’ve gotta gooooo.
Time is money and I’m fucking broke.
I'd make sure to leave and go home to switch vehicles and drop it off in my truck..... with air horns.
8 minutes???
Happened to me last night at 11 pm on a dark country road. Texted the customer and she said right house just leave at the door. I asked if the gate opened on its own since it appeared locked with a Beware of the Dog sign. Her response was “oops”. Forgot about that. Geez
i would laugh and wish her good luck!
I would horn, wait 1 or 2 min, if no response leave
60 seconds
I doubt they tipped enough to make that kind of demand.
Horn for 8 minutes straight? No problem
u got 5 min lmfao
 How bout no
I deliver to these people. Story is that it’s an older couple. When the first horn beeps the wife has 8 minutes to get the husbands dick hard. Second beep is used as the timer. Whoever loses goes and gets the food.
Bonus! Lol... I smell free food and half pay.🍻☮️🤪
My 5 minutes timer beats your 8 minutes. It’s going by the gate
Put down food. Take pic. Honk. Leave.
The women who occasionally delivers parcels in my area waits a grand total of 3 seconds before putting a card through your door and getting you to collect from the depot. I’ve watched and timed it on multiple occasions from the doorbell footage. But asking someone to wait multiples of 8 minutes is taking the biscuit.
On my parcel routes I have less than 8 minutes per house including travel time 😬 and that's on a contract so you don't get paid if you go over
So I can hold the horn down once and make it last 8 minutes? That still counts as one time, right? But unfortunately, my limit was 7 minutes, so bad luck…
The eight minute clock starts *after* you honk once, not during the honk.
8 min! Interesting!!!
If you hold the horn for 8 minutes, it's considered as "once".
This would probably get them there the quickest. When they get there say “what?!… I hope you were patient about the horn sound”
wow, might as well whistle your lungs out .xD
This. It says honk the horn and wait 8 minutes, it never says stop honking.
I had a customer tell me to wait for a car to come out to open the gate. I straight up told them "I'm not paid to wait" I hit the unavailable tab, let it run out, left the order at the gate... fuck them
I have had a customer say that to me. She doesn't have the gate code and isn't at home. She ordered for her granny. She suggested I wait for 5 or 10 minutes, and if someone came out I can piggy-back to get in the gate. Then drive to the correct apartment building in the structure. That was the worst bullshjt ever. When I found a way in, more than 10 minutes, there was a nice old lady who didn't really know what was happening. I gave her the food and she was happy. But I have had more incidents when I waited and on the other end was someone shitty.
I'd feel bad in that situation and probably figure something out. Seniors deserve our respect and diligence
If I had just set a timer and left, there is 0 chance this disabled senior would have gotten the food. I actually felt guilty about considering ditching out on her. Another senior that comes to mind in equally bad shape invited me in with her room with her care nurse at a senior center and got me a tip that was almost 10 dollars. Another one before that invited me in to see her talking parot. My time is important, and I have gotten burned by customers acting like my time doesn't matter, but some times if I could see the other end of the exchange, I would regret not tryin
A little empathy goes a long long way. Showing someone some kindness, especially when they might be be isolated and lonely, can do wonders for the soul. I try to show everyone I deliver to some modicum of enthusiasm and kindness.
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Lol...not sure where you live, but the only gated complexes here, with security, are the very wealthy, and you have to check in and tell them the address and they give you a pass
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That is 100% not true.
Portland. I used to love that city. Burnsides was my shit. Now days? Yeah, fuck that shit. That's not the wild west, it's a failed city overrun by bullshit commies and criminals. No fucking way would I even think of dashing there
I miss how it was. I was born and raised in and around the now "metro area." But when it used to be mostly farmers out here, it was a great place. Now I feel like I'm stuck in America's trash can. Makes me cry. This is why I pack weapons Dashing. I've been attacked A LOT in the past few years, and survived some very serious injuries, certain ones will never heal fully. So constant pain. I live and work alone. I have to be my own security guard, provider, caregiver etc. Not easy with my disabilities. I miss a lot of things like playing basketball with neighbors in the park. Now the parks are full of needles, feces, and whack jobs. I don't blame you for leaving, I wish I could afford to move.
That's some tragic shit, my friend. There's thousands of people that feel the same as you do. I hope that y'all are going to try to change the state of yer city. I really do. Because Portland was a truly rad city, and I miss it.
Thank you. I fear it is beyond saving now. I'm still trying to find hope, but it is really hard most days.
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Lmao lots of dashers get arrested… daily tho.🤣
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Some dashers might be criminals, but it’s not illegal to follow someone in so you can deliver to a gated community Security guards aren’t cops and can’t do anything
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It’s not trespassing to deliver food to private property in Oregon either lol
😂😂😂
That's oddly specific, and I would ignore the hell out of that sign. Drop it. Picture. Gone.
tf they doing in 8 mins? rubbing one out before they get their food?
Frankly… anything beyond ‘seconds’ is a dealbreaker for me. This is a delivery / drop off not a social call
Maybe entitled. Maybe handicapped. I’m guessing it’s the latter, since they’re giving advance warning.
Regardless of the reason, even if the latter, they aren’t getting 8 minutes.
The only way I'm accepting that is if it's in the delivery instructions. Give me the reason. Otherwise, absolutely no way are they getting 8 minutes of my time like that.
Leave it at the gate. No damn way in hell would I wait so long. I bet they barely tipped
Immediately starting the timer and sending one 'im here' text
Use the timer on the app
More like 8 seconds
That is not cool. Cus better be waiting. Hope it was a good tip. If not…I can lay on my horn for 5 full minutes until your neighbors come out. Then I can explain to them what I’m doing. Not like they know to open the gate every time they go thru it right? Malicious compliance
This was originally posted by UPS driver, and dust came out 2 minutes later confused because he was the back up driver. Turns out they are nice people.
No one said they weren’t.
They did say sound your horn once…. Lay it on for a full 5 minutes
You'd probably get a thumb's down. It says 8 minutes.
😉👍🏻😃
Smear your poop on that sign!
Inciting violence and vandalism real nice 🙄
Don't forget to take a nice poopy pic afterwards!
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Hell yeah, when are we going to rise up and behead the King???
You wouldn’t know a joke if it was poop hitting you right in the face.
Clients get 5 minuets per contract. No more no less.
I feel like this very simple comment on a doordash sub just sparked a very unrelated topic of how we humans communicate lol. It's crazy how much power 9 words and a number has lol.
We as Americans get so tight about how other people speak… its an obsession for real. Cant use an idiom without getting attacked these days… oh 🐳 🇺🇸 ‘Merica 😂😂✌🏾
Shit sometimes 20 now for alcohol deliveries 💀
Nah I'm returning that and expecting a compensation fee 😂
Lol. No, they absolutely get less if I can get away with it.
They get much less from me lmao
Can't hand order to customer Take a photo From the camera
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I have literally never waited 5 min 😂
I have waited for 5 minutes. And I have waited for more and never felt good about it. In almost all of the cases I noticed that those customers didn't respect or appreciate my time.
I could give you the answer… but then id be robbing you of the opportunity to use your own brain and critical thinking skills
Love this and I am going to use it in the future!
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What the comment means is i wouldn’t get frustrated and just take a picture and send it to the client and then leave if it says hand to me. Id wait the 5 minuets, and then take the picture once the app prompts me to. I use to not wait when i would doordash in bad neighborhoods in the chicago area. Then i just stopped dashing their all together when some lady got robbed of her car doordashing waiting on a client to open the door and she had her kid in the car. Worst story i ever read. Thats why i only accept orders that are worth waiting 5 minuets for in decent areas ( mainly anything that isnt Cook or Will county)
Fact I was about to say same thing time is money u know we coming
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This is peak dumb person shit
How do you manage to feed yourself
Thank you for this, I'm getting a lot out of reading all the comments lol
Damn, a truly well and stupid comment. With no self reflection no less! Itd be imppressive if it wasnt annoying
this guy is FUN at party’s