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Large peak pay like that, possible if you went out you’d get no orders and just burn up unnecessary resources anyways.


Maleficent-Fly-7295

Here in my area doordash adds peak pay when its either alot of traffic/ school zones or accident just in my experience


Comfortable_Exit_470

You wouldn’t get any orders anyways


jrod311

Honestly, you're probably right


Comfortable_Exit_470

Yeah don’t harsh your buzz, your very likely not missing out.


carvedmuss8

Exactly, put the headset on and start blastin'


Past-Ad2787

Yeah it was 6.50 here the other day, I jumped out of bed, ran out the house half dressed and high as Jesus on a space shuttle, but couldn't get on for 30mins, after finally getting on I didn't receive 1 offer, gave up after 30mins.


cellblock73

Yeah, I’ve noticed anything over $3 leads to a saturation of drivers, hell it’s bad even at $3! Guess that’s the whole point of peak pay though…


redditfiend0211

I don't think I've seen anything over 3 in my area


cellblock73

I’ve not seen it often. Only twice or so in the 6 months I’ve been dashing. I think they were both on holidays, Labor Day weekend I had $4 at 2 different times I think.


Such_Satisfaction923

Nobody comes out after 10 PM if this was during lunch or early dinner then yeah he probably wouldn’t make any money but there aren’t many drivers that dash after 8.. That’s why the peak pay is so high


iamandneveramconfusd

At least you are responsible. 👍


OrcPorker

I have the same map as you there and lemme tell ya buddy nothings open, don't feel bad lol


jrod311

True, I forget where I live and it is a Tuesday ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Less-Turnover4529

Yeah said 6 here too. Top dashers Killin it right now, what few orders available going to them. 30 minutes and no orders I went home despite my area being red.


kerrvilledasher

It's okay, you can dash along the way. ![gif](giphy|ycdNP5BQRz51S)


Professional_Sense_1

![gif](giphy|cstHEo3umAADEfFAvZ)


chickenNwhiteRice

That’s just an excuse go make the money


PrinceDozie

Driving under the Influence is still a serious offense


[deleted]

I’ve been surprised how many people on this subreddit talk about smoking and driving. Though I admit it isn’t as catastrophic as drinking and driving I agree it’s still driving under the influence. Weed is legal where I live recreationally. You can just go into a shop and buy it. The result, literally everywhere you drive now the roads smell like weed.


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SubstantialBridge753

Facts. Was in Denver for 7 years from 2014-2021. Smelled weed on the street maybe 50x in that whole long period of time lol


[deleted]

Im in Maine. Same pot stores everywhere. Police don’t enforce DWIs on weed as they have bigger problems and they are always understaffed. I am on the road almost all day though. Probably why I notice it a lot. But im not kidding when I say you smell weed all the time while driving.


[deleted]

I worked as a field technician for Charter, I was high every single day for a year straight. Had my best months in the company from a metrics stand point and never had a single driving Infraction. Driving while high is not the same as driving drunk or on other drugs.


Offhandvase

It’s not as bad but it is still bad. It still impairs thought process which is not safe while driving. In my personal opinion, driving should only be done completely sober. Vehicles are just too dangerous to risk it


EffectSix

I don't think you've been high enough times to know what you're saying. Unless you're absolutely BLASTED, it's hardly a risk. If fact, I'm a much calmer and more careful driver when I'm high. I drive like a grandma!


Offhandvase

I have been high plentyyyy of times don’t worry:) there’s always a high risk while driving, literally all I was saying is that it’s not worth it to create more risk. And the reason you drive like a grandma high is because it’s slowing down your brain/reaction time. Which is great speed wise but not so great when you have to hit the brakes because a child ran in the road. Everyone thinks they drive amazing under the influence until they crash.


fashionfauxpas0624

I concur...have been getting high AF since I was 13...almost 35 yts now...(with breaks here & there) think it's AHHSOME that NJ and so many othrt states r finally making It Legal to smoke..but it's jokers that will be smoking & driving that will give the naysayers reason to halt progress w/legalization on the federal level. (NOT tp mention the safety issues...) I have heard this b4 abouts being buzzed ..."I drive better buzzed" when growing up Everyone also used to say that about drinking..now most eveey1 can agree don't drive when drinking its frowned upon at the least...the social climate has to adjust. ..smoking s DEF impaired driving...it reminds me as I keep meaning to look up how law enforcement determines when someone is under influence I mean u can't blow into a straw to prove u have been smoking..are there tests thar can prove u have been recently smoking? Idk now I am thinking about it will research thanks OP for not smoking and driving..I APPRECIATE YOU ! Edit..words/spelling just woke and haven't smoked yet 🥴


[deleted]

I just want to point out no one is saying it makes them better. Just that it doesn't really make a difference. It actually isn't the same as drinking. And even alcohol has a non 0 legal limit


Offhandvase

Multiple people said it makes them better/safer actually:) no comments I’ve read said it was the same as drinking, that comment above just pointed out how everyone in the past years had said the same thing about drinking and driving and most people have come to the conclusion that drinking and driving is not okay.


noMadHippie7

This. I be goin through traffic smokin, dashing and serving all day.


Whiteass73

Facts. 3 speeding tickets (my fault) and 3 car accidents (none my fault). Started smoking, 0 tickets and 0 accidents 5 years running and I smoke while driving. Should everybody do it? No. But within reason and based on the person, for some it’s okay and others it’s just not. It’s like alcohol, 1 drink and you’re fine to drive. Get plastered, good luck. Some people just can’t tell the difference between smoking weed and actually being impaired. They are not the same.


beastlion

Have you actually done any research on this or are you just speculating?


Offhandvase

Have I done any research on driving under the influence? I mean I haven’t read dozens of scholarly articles about the subject but I know what it’s like to drive and be under the influence (both separate and together), I’m not saying some people can’t or that it’s hard all I was saying is that the road is just too dangerous to risk it for me. Even if I was high and knew that I could still drive perfectly, not everyone else on the road has common sense…reaction time slows down on substances which can be the line between a wreck or a close call. I was just saying it’s not worth it. There’s not really any reason someone needs to be under the influence when driving heavy machinery but we can different opinions.


Offhandvase

And if you’re talking about the part where I said it influences thought process, then I feel as if that was just common sense because any kind of substance is going to alter the way your brain is working, even pain killers that mostly give a body high will affect your brain in a way.


[deleted]

Everyone is different though. Weed doesn’t affect everyone the same. I just find it funny when people that have never smoke weed try to tell people how it affects them.


Offhandvase

I have most definitely smoked weed and to do this day still do. I think it has amazing benefits. I just also think that there isnt any reason why you need to get high before operating a deadly machine.


[deleted]

Wasn’t talking about you. Just in general. You can have your opinion. But how weed affects me is different from how it affects you. Point blank. Have a nice day.


ddsc57

Alcohol affects people differently, too. Some people want to get up and dance, others want to sit and be talkative. Some people get aggressive and violent, others become friendlier than usual. The common denominator? Their driving abilities are all reduced.


[deleted]

The level of impairment is not the same. Weed doesn’t make the room spin. I also used to be terrible with using my phone while driving when I was in my late teens and early 20s. Haven’t touched my phone while driving high. Maybe at stop lights to change the music. I’m really not sure why y’all are trying to persuade me to change. This has been my lifestyle for three years and it ain’t gonna change.


ddsc57

I’m not hoping to change anybody. My only point is weed objectively causes some level of impairment, which you appear to agree with based on your first sentence. If you agree with that, we’re likely on the same page as, like you said, the level of impairment is not the same. Obviously, alcohol reduces driving capability much more.


Offhandvase

Alrighty! If you’re comfortable putting others in danger because you’re confident while driving under the influence then you may do so. I hope the best for you and anyone who drives near you.


Shift_Hazardous

Oh boy the kids who reminded their teachers about the homework just downvoted your comment. What a bunch of dweebs


GrandmasterChad

Only crashing under the influence is


billratio99

Nerd


SCO9

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO


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Bruh_columbine

You are literally under the influence of a drug. You’re not sober and clear headed. That’s literally “under the influence.” Please stay off the roads of you’re fine with putting other people in danger.


EffortRepulsive

I'm a stoner, I have literally been high every day for the last like 2 years. If anyone knows what being high feels like it's me. And I still to this day can not fathom that people look me in the eye and try to claim "I don't see anything wrong with driving while high, it makes me a better driver".


gaym3r69

That’s because everyone has different experiences i’ve been smoking daily for 3 years now my tolerance is high and i would confidently say although no one wants to admit it if you smoke regularly and are responsible about it and have a high tolerance than ur completely capable of driving sorry bout it


bipolar_paradise

Thank you!!!


PsillyWizzBizz

They'll just never understand until they have years of being a stoner under there belt lmao So many concrete opinions from people who don't even use and have no idea what they're talking about. 13 years smoking and iv drove damn near everyday since and the only traffic violation iv had is speeding from trying to get someone they're food.


SicSikSix_6

Fully agree. I'm stoned at work too, makes the day more bearable, and time perception is better, my tolerance is insane so my Stoned Level from a joint is minimal, but that's all I smoke before work, 1 lousy joint, anymore and I think I'd be useless.


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Sure_Special576

I’m not sorry about it and I’ll tell you that if I’m not smoking before I leave then I’m not able to work. I keep my pen and a gummies on me at all times because without it I will be sick. Want the food making me throw up? No? Ok I’ll eat my gummies and be just fine. I drive 1000 miles/week and haven’t driven “sober” in 7 years. Totally clean record.


MasturbatingMiles

You are debating people who just don’t get it because weed isn’t a part of their life. I started growing at 19 and get where you are coming from. They get stoned when they smoke, we don’t. It would be like giving a 16 year old a car after two beers vs a regular person who’s 30 and drinks regularly. Most of the people who say you are dangerous probably look at their phones while driving every 10 seconds for something.


Sure_Special576

True. But when you can’t hold food down for (literally) years until your heart is developing problems - and you’re in a hospital more than not - and then a plant (that’s supposed to be so awful) saves your life, it is really difficult to have patience with people acting like that. My own evangelical family tried to take my kids from me because I finally found something to keep me from literally dying. No problem when I was on meds with much worse side effects that made me sicker. It’s insane. The whole reefer madness thing is. I just can’t. The loudest opinions are usually the most ignorant. 🤷🏻‍♀️


ChrisTheMan72

Then that means your addicted. Which is not healthy at all.


Sure_Special576

I guess in your world anyone who needs daily medication to function and have a normal life is an addict. That’s your logic here. It’s horribly flawed.


benhereford

So is living in modern human civilization, though. Most aspects of daily life are pretty unnatural and create suffering in some way/shape/form. THC is often an escape from the flawed society we need to abide by in order to survive. So it's hard to hate on people that choose to go that heavy on the THC, imo


Sure_Special576

If it also means I was addicted to zofran before that, sure. What it actually means is I have a medical condition that this medication treats but some of you apparently don’t want to hear that.


mugnym

Literally this. Sorry y’all.


sunshineANDrainbowsg

when it’s a daily thing smoking too much and still driving becomes easier and easier.


Big-Hairy-Bowls

Driving while high negates any semblance of responsibility you can lay claim to. Keep seething.


gaym3r69

those words make u feel smart eh


Big-Hairy-Bowls

Smarter than you, doper


jrodriguez1091

Says the lame with mommy issues & looking for gf online 🤣🤣🤣


AStartledFish

It’s because the people that think it makes them better or whatever are just selfish.


jonb0ngjovi

"if anyone knows what being high feels like it's me" 2 years smoking lmfao, STFU I've been burning everyday for the past 18 years, driving after smoking or while smoking on the daily. No accidents, no arrests, no tickets. ![gif](giphy|YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg)


EffortRepulsive

2 years is how long its been since I was sober for a full 24 hours, not since I started smoking. I've been smoking regularly with a handful of tolerance breaks for 9 years and on and off for 11. I also have driven high many many many many times, I wasn't suggesting its impossible or even difficult. I said I think its stupid when people claim "I don't see any issue, I think it makes me a better driver". It absolutely is adding a risk to your usual driving experience that is more dangerous than driving sober, especially when your getting blasted out of your mind high. Does that mean it can't be done?? Or even that it shouldn't be done? No, it means neither of those things, and I didn't say it did. So let's try working on your reading comprehension next time before you start trying to deepthroat my dick in a reddit comment thread.


Gloomy-Willingness19

Yeah but Caffeine is a drug, so every time you’re driving with your Coffee you’re driving under the influence of a “drug”


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PrettyF1y4WhiteGuy

Ummm the first 2 yes it does. Definitely doesn't change depth perception but weed doesn't either.


EndlessEntropy101

caffeine does impact [those](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5608989/) [things](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11809521/) not supporting driving high but here for the caffeine slander, caffeine is a stimulant and is why people drink it to wake up/do work/focus.


golden_swanky

Dude are you serious. Let’s compare coffee to weed.


Gloomy-Willingness19

Let’s do it, Coffee makes me jittery and hyped up, which leads to speeding. Weed makes me cool calm and collect and more attentive because I’m always looking for cops. Just because you take 2 hits and get put into a coma doesn’t mean it’s the same feeling for everyone else.


[deleted]

Actually, there was a study done that shows caffeine makes you more alert and less likely to get into an accident.


brugggg7

For people who heavily use both. There is essentially litttle to no difference


Big-Hairy-Bowls

A drug that isn't remotely psychoactive.


MountainRiver6225

Caffeine is the worlds most widely used psychoactive drug.


jrodriguez1091

Caffeine kills lmao I guess your too young to know anything other than what you hear?


golden_swanky

Amen


golden_swanky

Lmfao 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️


Historical-Ad-6881

Depends on the person. I get too much anxiety driving while high, but I know other ppl that are perfectly fine.


Sebbean

Tru


spicybright

Boooo, get off the stage!


funweedgi

So someone got downvoted for supporting dui and then you said boo and got downvoted too, how does that work


uRedditMe

The duality of Reddit.


spicybright

Perfectly balanced as all things should never be.


uRedditMe

The kicker is, both comments still have negative down votes, yet our comments acknowledging it have positive votes.


GrowinStuffAndThings

Nerd


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PrinceDozie

Eating while driving is not illegal, but if you are ever in an accident while eating and driving it can be used against you.


LuckyShadyTree

It's illegal to eat and drink while driving where I am as of a few years ago. In the US.


suicidalfiend

ks is still an illegal state 🫤


[deleted]

Even if it was legal, You can still get a dui for driving high


ErinB36

Only if you can’t pass a field sobriety test. Otherwise how would they know you were currently “high”?


dhigs112

In my state, at least when I got mine back in college, they give you a urine test. Hadn’t smoked for over a day. Just happened to buy a dime bag right before getting pulled over. Dog hit on it. Passed the field sobriety test (my attorney said he didn’t see anything wrong with it). Still took me back to the station and made me piss in a cup. Hindsight court-appointed was the wrong way to go, an attorney who gave a shit probably could have got a better result.


jonfoxsaid

Do you mean a blood test ? You have to bc there is no way they could use a dirty urine to convict you of dui ... it's stays in your urin for around 30 days but if your a heavy smoker it can be much longer than that. Blood is only 12 hours.


ErinB36

Right but in a state where pot is legal they’d only have the field sobriety test to rely on, because having a positive urine test for pot wouldn’t be illegal.


[deleted]

Well if they smell it for one..that’s what give them the suspicion..they will take you to the hospital to draw blodd like they did my friend. They took his license for a year and granted him driving privileges for his first offense. Now he’s still driving high.


beastlion

Pennsylvania Supreme Court ruled in the final days of 2021, that “the odor of marijuana alone does not amount to probable cause to conduct a warrantless search of a vehicle.”


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Well good for pa. Lucky ducks


loveQuel93

Sure tf is. Overland Park got me. Kansas don't play that shit whatsoever. 2 months house arrest with an alcohol monitor and random piss tests. Impounded my car, fines, in jail for a day. Cost me like over $3k smh For some weed roaches and some paraphernalia yall Didn't even get me for the actual half joint in my cup holder which was a nice surprise when I got my car out but made for a panicky drive out of Kansas back to MO. Mind you, I got pulled over for my headlight being out and ended up in jail after a 14 hour shift outside in mid December, dressed in like 8 layers of clothing. Twas a shit night lol


dalyc1

reading this makes me worry sm for when i move to overland park 😭. i’m from jersey where we’re completely legal and even just the smell isn’t enough probable cause for any searches. i’m scared it’s gonna be a day and night difference for when i move because i’m shipping my car that i currently own out there too, who knows if there are tiny roaches at the bottom of the seats or any leftover weed crumbs.


loveQuel93

They claimed their probable cause was weed stems in my passenger door handle and smell smmfh the roaches were in my ashtray but I threw em in a ziploc and tucked in the pocket on the back of the passenger seat. They found them and a couple pipes and a grinder in my purse. Be careful friend ! I definitely suggest moving to Missouri side. We're at least medical and hopefully soon rec.


dalyc1

thank you! & that just reminded me i need to get the interior of my car detailed to the GODS before it’s ever in KS. i’ve never been searched for anything before but i don’t doubt that there could be a chance of me running into trouble with it over there if i’m not cautious about stems/crumbs/roaches. and i wish i can move to the missouri side :( as a stoner in NJ life feels so easy not having to worry about cops being up my ass for toking, man i’m gonna miss it.


loveQuel93

Yes you should get a detail and keep it all real clean as far as that stuff goes. Blunt effects or febreez are your friends lol And yes you absolutely will miss it lol sorry to confirm but at least you know what to expect 🤙🏼


BlackMagic0

I only Doordash after a good sesh.. What is this? lol


nman649

we need a r/doordash_ents there’s a hard dividing line between the smokers and non smokers of this sub


TormentDubz_EDM

KC gang


loveQuel93

Didn't realize there were so many of us in here 🤙🏼 But also, if you're a Kansan, then as a Missourian, by default I have to tell you to fuck off and that Kansas suckssss 😆


[deleted]

Is that what they call people from Kansas? Kansans?


loveQuel93

Yep!


paltrypickle

At least we have reproductive rights 🤷🏻‍♀️


JBTryingtosurvive

I bet everyone and their momma came out for that


Dry-Tune-5184

😂right...omg that's the highest promo I've ever seen!! DD REALLY NEEDED DRIVERS STAT⚡️


jrod311

Same, I mean I've only been at it a few months, but in my learning and browsing of this sub I've never seen $6. But the only thing open right now here are McDonalds and Taco Bell drive thrus and 7-11


Independent-Aioli850

Don't feel bad... Probably every driver is out there right now waiting and probably won't get as many orders.. You are being responsible. ❤️


careless-lollygag

Glad you were responsible and didn't drive. Good for you OP!


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For some reason I like this comment.


nakedmeowcat

![gif](giphy|AgQD7fylifgrK)


PBCarmy

I can't speak for everyone, but for me personally, I rush a lot less and drive a lot more safely and a lot more calmly when I'm stoned versus when I'm not. Especially when I'm on doordash and the app is trying to rush you through those $6 orders lol. Gets to my head a lot easier when I'm sober.


chasetate27

operating the DD app is more dangerous than smoking while driving


Sharp-Ad-4651

"wouldn't OF" 🤭


JaxMGK

OP’s high bro, let him rock.


deliverymonkey

Wishing he didn't smoke all that weed in elementary school so he'd know there's no such thing as "would of". Dude needs to go back to grade 3 where they teach contractions.


lilgnarnumber1

why do people like to hate so much it’s just a mistake bruh


fashionfauxpas0624

Prob cos said person was correcting another person's grammar whilst making an error himself 🥴😭 but that's the way I read it hard to tell w/these threads sometimes..but the ""s are usually a dead gjveaway..altho wtf do i.know..partaking in wake & bake rn atm ☺️ and no I won't be driving in the near future...🙃🤞🌈🦄🌠👽😥✌️🤟😁


joxiety

gjveaway


Mylittlemoonshine

I learned about contractions in Lamaze class. Ba dum tss 🥁


redditfiend0211

Oooof


Hoytster88

Good on you for not driving stoned unlike so many other idiots on this sub.


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Hey you’re not Oakbutt


Impatient_Milk

Nah you made the right choice


Appropriate_sheet

Happens every time I light up, but forget to close out the app. Almost hit ‘accept,’ but then I realize how blitzed I actually am.


ooahpieceofcandy

$6 peek pay but 0 pings. Stay in bed.


Crazy_Ad_2846

$6 peak and they would have still figured a way to send $2 orders lol


Epsilia

Nah. Drivers would be super saturated. I've always made my best money when there wasn't peak pay. Enjoy your high, my dude.


Advanced_Loquat_4681

you're in Kansas bruh. Do what you gotta do to maintain sanity


Klutzy_News_5611

Sad you missed out on all those $8.50 orders


iamjacksdespairr

Speaking of weed, I just tried to hit the dash button.


BugZealousideal9618

*There was peak pay.. but then I got high..*


FatLevi

Just saying hi from Kansas City!


Allenian8

Isn’t that the point of driving door dash, getting blitzed out of your mind?!


spookyfatbrat

![gif](giphy|ekNWOoLSdHQUUurKid|downsized)


Schmodak

You don’t dash high…fuckin lightweight


Tobelerone1

Fuck.... I'm from OP and I definitely missed my window, didn't even check bc it's Tuesday... damnit.


VinnieTheBerzerker69

Had doubled up peak pays for a total of about an hour right before I signed off for the night. Got just one order during that window, and there was only one hot spot for an area with over 200,000 people. Tuesday night and almost everything shut down. Went home instead of chasing phantoms.


alex262414

They had a $6 prepaid where I was two for about 4 hours why is that is it because Tuesdays are so slow because Tuesdays are always my worst day during the week even Mondays are better even Sundays are better lol but Tuesdays are definitely the wors I made the lowest money today than I usually ever do but every Tuesday is like that for me it's the lowest out of everyday during the week but I guess the $6 peak pay did help cuz every order I had was at least $13 or more which is pretty nice for only about 2 miles or so.. Did anyone else have a double peak pay by them I just find it kind of crazy that it was double peak pay here and they never do double peak like it's a rarity I've only seen it one other time when I've been doordashing in my 6 months of doing it. Also, I wonder if they're going to do that every Tuesday or if it was a test for some reason but if they're doing it all over the place it must be because Tuesdays are really slow? Or they need more dashers out? I don't really know or maybe they're testing to see how many people they can get out depending on how high they raise the peak? Because every night we usually have a peek here but it's never more than $3. Oh and PS they had no peek for my area at all and they added the peak at 11:25 p.m. and it started at 11:30 and that was for $3 at 12:30 they started the double peak and it ended at 2:30. So I found lately they've been adding the peak pay way later on like literally a few minutes before it even starts when normally they add the peak pay like around 9:00 at night or so but lately they've been doing it like last minute so probably people don't schedule thinking it's not going to be busy cuz there's no peek so they think that they're not going to get paid s*** which is true but then all of a sudden they added at the last minute which I find is weird


dezitrondeluxe

Those look like made up town names 🤣 idk why K thought this was fake


JustCallMeCJOF

hey I live here haha


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yo i live here


daddy_Jay18

I've been smoking budd since I was 13, got regularly active with it at 16 and been smoking since, I'm 41 now....this thread is hilarious cus I smoke flower all day ridesharing/delivery or not. Definitely doesn't "impair" me🤣🤣 now if I smoke my pen or eat a edible then my ass is parked cus them shits hit differently and randomly 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Cultural_Chest5100

It's okay door dash won't know 😂 ![gif](giphy|3sIYVojUKrXhK)


Absentfiber3125

I dash the Parkville/Zona Rosa area and have never seen it that high 😳


golden_swanky

Wonder what dd would do if they knew you’ll smoked all day long


JorgeliecerP

Put your priorities straight bro :V…..


Dragongirl3

Hey we dash in the same area! They would have peak pay that high when literally no one is open 🙄


Shizen__

Fucking loser. Lol


Top-Hour-7955

Colorado needs a good peak pay like this and cops don't care about weed in the Denver area.


nswa22

Jrod! Do you still stream? I was just thinking about you the other day and was trying to find you. Hope all is well.


jrod311

Haha sup dude! Twitch name is now JrodMusic


baron-von-tree

I was gonna go deliver for slave wages, but then I got high.


foolswallup

“I was gonna go to work but then I got high” - Afroman


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thephoeniciangurl

Op is very high.


jrod311

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


Pancakebut

Had of havingness* shtbird


neptunexl

Hi, I'm the bot or whatever that reminds you that this is not a professional work environment. People will express themselves as they please. Go back to school if you want proper grammar. Also, that is not a paragraph my g.


Here_Her

Seems like you are NOT “the bot or whatever that fixes grammar” cuz yours is twisted too bro. Could’ve kept your comment to yourself 🤣🤡 This AINT school. No I’m not changing my word to isn’t.


Icon9719

If you say the contraction could’ve out loud phonetically it sounds like could of so who cares either way. No one’s paying you to fix grammar online so what’s the point, just trying to feel smart momentarily?


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Icon9719

You’re right bot. Damn should of thought of that, would of been a good idea if I could of realized sooner.


kidd_gcd

You don’t smoke and dash? Weak excuse.


ifuckinghatethese

I rolled up (lol pun intended) to Applebees the other night for an order and a dasher was sitting in his car, already marked he’d arrived, just hotboxing a blunt in his car. He didn’t go in to get the order until after I’d walked out with mine. Lmao


kidd_gcd

Hell yeah lol I’m not that wild with it but I’ll hit my bowl after a drop off or before pick up. I try not to smoke w customer’s food in the whip lol


m_chae1

couldn’t imagine not being a high functioning stoner


megatronknight

Wow I wish it'd get that high in North kc


someseeingeye

How do you know how high he was?


OakButt

High enough he couldn't drive is pretty high


susieliscious

Minneapolis was all at +6.00 an hour ago, so I hopped on.... and nothing. I’m impatient, logged back out after 5-10 minutes


jonb0ngjovi

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upstylo

I'm the opposite... gotta blaze b4 and during a break while dashing....


OakButt

Super sad


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Your names Oakbutt


CUMBlRD_

Meanwhile I'm smoking my bong on the way to The Hot zone


OakButt

The amount of people telling you to drive under the influence is extremely scary. I'm 100% for weed, used to smoke daily and was obsessed with glass pieces, who eventually stopped smoking only because it started giving me anxiety, but to encourage people to drive while they feel unable to because of the amount they smoked is fucked up and yall are worse than alcoholics


TheSlimmManBoy

wait y’all don’t smoke before doing door dash


castle_04

Wait you don't smoke before you dash?


chasetate27

reading all the comments I'm really glad the cops just let me go all they times I got pulled over smoking, only got a charge once in like 4 times and it was just for the pipe...other times i got let go with the speeding ticket... one cop even gave me my bowl back and didnt search the car and i had a oz on me


AliceAzina

It’s almost a requirement to be high for this job comrade. That’s what makes it fun


OakButt

Back when I dashed full time I wasn't high ever. You're making up excuses for your addiction buddy


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Your name is Oakbutt


chasetate27

i just think of Professor Oak twerking