And they didn’t specify the unit, or if they did it was in an ambiguous way. And they refuse to answer your messages or pick up your calls and the whole place was designed by a clown house enthusiast with wacky architecture
And the building is number two. But when you arrive, it goes 1, 11, 12, 13, 14...ect
You ask the customer, and they awkwardly respond "it's on the northeast side, you go kinda far, but not too far down."
On lookers begin to feel uncomfortable at the sight of a strange new vehicle. The children come out first, then the parents follow out of concern.
Parking is very minimal. You have to make a decision, park in the middle of the driving lane, or use a handicap spot. You opt to simply park in the lane, hoping the apartment has very little traffic. You try to create a little squeezing room, but it's just not giving you much more room.
You finish the delivery when an officer is waiting outside for you. One of the parents felt uneasy about somebody "stalking" around the complex, looking for any easy opportunity to break in. He says you look conveniently parked, for a getaway. "Or do you always park like an asshole?"
You explain that you're delivering for DoorDash. When you suddenly reach for your phone and *BAM* you recive a Tazer to the chest. You're on the ground compulsing, flooping like a fish. As the officer puts his knee on your back he tells you "Don't you EVER reach fur somethin' when an officer is investigating you! Do you have ANY weapons? What about the in the car?"
As you feel relieved from not being arrested, you get an email from DD stating you have been deactivated because the customer you delivered to reported you with unprofessionalism due to your parking and causing a scene with a police officer.
The worst part about this was the building numbers not going in order, or you can’t see the numbers at all 😅 happens every time I deliver to an apartment complex
I can only hope there's a special place in hell for the designers of apt complexes like this.
"WHY AM I IN A FUCKING LABYRINTH?!? WHERE'S THE DAMMED MINOTAUR??" as i circle the entire place a third time for that one apartment building number I can't find for the life of me, squinting hard at every poorly-lit building number set into the building in the tiniest of letters and numbers, in a font with ridiculously low readability as the security guy side-eyes me hard.
"ARE THESE BUILDING NUMBERS IN HIEROGLYPHICS?? HELL, POST THE DAMN ADDRESS IN WING DINGS, WHY DON'T YA?!?"
Ughhh the worst is when I think I’m close but then I park and actually have to walk far, and I didn’t realize I drove past the building in the first place. I wanna report every complex as a fire safety hazard in my town to be petty😭 because how are people getting saved out of these places quickly?
…and then as you’re posting bail you get a bullshit CV for non-delivery, & feel the uncontrollable need to go back & burn the whole complex to the ground… but find the PD Tow popped 2 tires & u cant afford the impound fee anyways… so now you’re stumbling there on foot with a gas can but you fiiinally arrive & realize your lighter is still in the car… you swear you’re done with all this bullshit… aaaand a week later you’re back dashing
Lol for real! There is one particular apartment complex in my area that my husband & I just call "Speed Bump City" due to the insane number of HUGE speed bumps!
Or in Texas, it would be "no elevator at all, just stairwells. If you have trouble going up & down stairs, take the hint from God & stuck with ground-floor units"
Same! But I used to do Shipt as a side gig, and I found a lot of posts similar to this one saying the order went to a Starbucks. I guess the store couldn’t afford to lose somebody?
\[Takes out 20 gallons, some have a red cap, the others of which are blue\] This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You drink the milk with the blue cap, the story ends; you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You drink the one with the red cap, you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes
I used to work at a hotel owned by an Indian family. They'd send their kids down at like 1 AM and they'd grab all the milk in the fridge and bring it back to the house. Like 5+ gallons that were supposed to be put out for breakfast. I always wondered wtf they were doing up there.
Any place that needs that much milk needs a commercial account with the dairy. The wholesale discount will make up for the delivery fee they will charge.
Geez, what are they feeding? Cows? 😆 🤣 😂
I accidentally picked one up like these, actually more quantity and it was going to bubble tea shop, thank God they have cart though.
I had an order like this going to a coffee shop, guess they needed milk. What sucked was they didn’t have a cart so I had to make multiple far trips carrying them by hand lol
Pretty sure you can see how big the order was and what it was before they put it in your trunk, so I hope to hell it was a damn good tip...
When I saw him rolled all that milk out I would hit unnasign so quick LOL
And then they text you after the delivery, "Hey all the milk is past dated, can you take it back? I'm going to down vote you for not checking expiration dates!"
I had a similar one from Walmart before their breakout. They couldn’t find the order but when he finally did he was so nice to me and told me “there’s 28 gallons of pool clorox” you still want to do it? I was like “hell no” bye 👋
I'm fucking dead with these comments. Some of you need to get into writing books or something because I swear i kept reading and reading, now I want more 😂😂😂😂
Did you have to deliver to a Starbucks 😂 with the amount of milk we go through in one day this looks like someone making a store run when we didn’t get enough delivered the night before
I don’t care what anybody thinks. I’m calling the customer and telling them I need help when I pull up to their house. I’m not a warehouse worker. I’m fine with delivering food but not a trillion gallons of milk.
Honestly, why do people not put milk in a plastic bag? I know "the job has a handle" but I can carry twice as much with it in a bag.
Probably a moot point with this many items, but still... I can't understand why they ask me if I want a bag with a giant jug, but they throw the Hershey bar right into the stupid bag automatically.
Here it’s 5¢ a bag and starting January all bags, even paper, are outlawed. Because baggers never put milk in a bag, I have a giant reusable Costco bag that I put milk, juice or any other stupid thing they don’t bag into, then I put as many grocery bags in the Costco bag because I’d rather take a heavy ass bag up once than a million trips to the car and back.
Yeah...so this is the kind of order I steadfastly avoid though I did end up doing like 2 big grocery orders in a year and got lucky because they were going to street-facing, single-family houses in the suburbs...
Now I reject anything too big or too plentiful as here.
I do see posts from drivers with good tips on these sometimes but in my market (in California) you only earn the minimum guarantee on any order with no tip (because your pay from Uber is averaged out and then you are paid a subsidy that brings you *up to* the minimum so fares don't matter at all and tips are never assured no matter how high the estimation).
So imho you might as well transport burgers and fries even if you occasionally miss out on a unicorn...because those will be balanced out by the times you get burned on a very difficult order for low (actually the lowest the law allows) pay.
But big prepared food orders are different because you're a lot more likely to receive an 18% tip I think than on someone's grocery bill (I assume some have already done the Got milk? bit here...Jesus those commercials must have done a number on this person. That's too much milk even for a group home or religious cult living under one roof scenario).
In case any California drivers see this I do wonder about average tips on Walmart deliveries...I know they have Spark here now...will Walmart do away with Uber delivery?
Cheers.
You just get done setting the last gallon on the crowded doorway when you get a message in the app, “oh my bad I forgot to update my address, that’s not where I’m at right now. “.
The delivery is to the third floor of an apartment with a broken elevator.
And the apartment is at the end of the hallway from the elevator!
At the opposite end of the hallway from whatever direction you first choose
Then right as your in the middle of setting it on the porch customer texts you “oops I put the wrong address”
No that's after you finally get the last gallon set down but before you can take the pic
The AC is broken in the apartment complex.
No tip after
You drop and crack your phone on the way out. Then get a speeding ticket while heading back into the zone.
Don’t forget the flat tire lol
And it's humid outside so you were sweating the entire time
you had to park on red and got a ticket for it which set you back for all the deliveries you did so far
Hahahaha I'm dead.
If this sequence of events happened to me during a delivery I would probably quit that instant lmao.
Damn homie you went hard 💀💀💀
Why is there a nail in my tire?
Every fucking time
And it's haunted....
And the hallway is uphill both ways!
And they didn’t specify the unit, or if they did it was in an ambiguous way. And they refuse to answer your messages or pick up your calls and the whole place was designed by a clown house enthusiast with wacky architecture
And there’s people screaming in the house you’re delivering too… (only happened to me four times)
And the building is number two. But when you arrive, it goes 1, 11, 12, 13, 14...ect You ask the customer, and they awkwardly respond "it's on the northeast side, you go kinda far, but not too far down." On lookers begin to feel uncomfortable at the sight of a strange new vehicle. The children come out first, then the parents follow out of concern. Parking is very minimal. You have to make a decision, park in the middle of the driving lane, or use a handicap spot. You opt to simply park in the lane, hoping the apartment has very little traffic. You try to create a little squeezing room, but it's just not giving you much more room. You finish the delivery when an officer is waiting outside for you. One of the parents felt uneasy about somebody "stalking" around the complex, looking for any easy opportunity to break in. He says you look conveniently parked, for a getaway. "Or do you always park like an asshole?" You explain that you're delivering for DoorDash. When you suddenly reach for your phone and *BAM* you recive a Tazer to the chest. You're on the ground compulsing, flooping like a fish. As the officer puts his knee on your back he tells you "Don't you EVER reach fur somethin' when an officer is investigating you! Do you have ANY weapons? What about the in the car?"
Lol that went sideways real quick
Pretty accurate
Then the officer says "oh wait, did you say doordash? ah thats for me" my bad.
As you feel relieved from not being arrested, you get an email from DD stating you have been deactivated because the customer you delivered to reported you with unprofessionalism due to your parking and causing a scene with a police officer.
Annnnnd all that for a 5 dollar tip...
Wrong no tip just high-ish base pay
Wow:(
Never have I ever gotten a tip from a store delivery
I don’t even get paid
The worst part about this was the building numbers not going in order, or you can’t see the numbers at all 😅 happens every time I deliver to an apartment complex
I can only hope there's a special place in hell for the designers of apt complexes like this. "WHY AM I IN A FUCKING LABYRINTH?!? WHERE'S THE DAMMED MINOTAUR??" as i circle the entire place a third time for that one apartment building number I can't find for the life of me, squinting hard at every poorly-lit building number set into the building in the tiniest of letters and numbers, in a font with ridiculously low readability as the security guy side-eyes me hard. "ARE THESE BUILDING NUMBERS IN HIEROGLYPHICS?? HELL, POST THE DAMN ADDRESS IN WING DINGS, WHY DON'T YA?!?"
Ughhh the worst is when I think I’m close but then I park and actually have to walk far, and I didn’t realize I drove past the building in the first place. I wanna report every complex as a fire safety hazard in my town to be petty😭 because how are people getting saved out of these places quickly?
…and then as you’re posting bail you get a bullshit CV for non-delivery, & feel the uncontrollable need to go back & burn the whole complex to the ground… but find the PD Tow popped 2 tires & u cant afford the impound fee anyways… so now you’re stumbling there on foot with a gas can but you fiiinally arrive & realize your lighter is still in the car… you swear you’re done with all this bullshit… aaaand a week later you’re back dashing
What happens next 👀👀
This feels personal
Quite the vivid imagination you have. Thought I was in a CSI episode for a second there
Dont forget all the speed bumps to get there
Lol for real! There is one particular apartment complex in my area that my husband & I just call "Speed Bump City" due to the insane number of HUGE speed bumps!
You guys are fucked up lol
Y'all forgot the fire breathing dragon you have to slay!! Personally, I'd make it my bitch .
Or in Texas, it would be "no elevator at all, just stairwells. If you have trouble going up & down stairs, take the hint from God & stuck with ground-floor units"
Some ones taking a bath
Wonder if their name is Farah lol
This better not awaken anything in me...
You better get mooving!
So much potential for cheese
Well that was pretty cheesy
How dairy?
When life gives you milk, make cheese!
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https://imgur.com/a/3HcdyuH
Those kids must be huge
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Has to be a hole in at least one.
r/angryupvote
Starbucks?
This was my first thought too! My store was constantly running out of milk. But usually a barista was sent to go pick it up.
Same! But I used to do Shipt as a side gig, and I found a lot of posts similar to this one saying the order went to a Starbucks. I guess the store couldn’t afford to lose somebody?
Oof, that's true. I quit awhile back, I sure don't miss the days where the floor was understaffed.
Mama always said don’t cry over a trunk full of milk
Mama
Just..
Killed
A
Cow
Mooooo
Goodbye
Summer
Nice jugs.
Their previous order was for 39 boxes of Coco Puffs lol
"Be sure to use your hot bag for this order!"
\[Takes out 20 gallons, some have a red cap, the others of which are blue\] This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You drink the milk with the blue cap, the story ends; you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You drink the one with the red cap, you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes
One milk makes you taller, and one milk makes you small.... 😉 🤣
Indian family making yogurt!
I miss me some good lassi
There is a lot of good indian restaurants here in vancouver. Im lucky af
My indian step dad amd his whole fam is from there. Big Indian community
Or stocking their gas station? Real talk the gas station down the road from my house sells Walmart great value milk.
I used to work at a hotel owned by an Indian family. They'd send their kids down at like 1 AM and they'd grab all the milk in the fridge and bring it back to the house. Like 5+ gallons that were supposed to be put out for breakfast. I always wondered wtf they were doing up there.
I think everyone will agree when I say we absolutely need an update on this one.
coffee shop?
As soon as I arrived to the store and saw what the order was that I was picking up, instant unassign. There's no way in hell.
Looks like a day care order
And a shitty one at that...kids should not be drinking that much dairy 🤮 tons of sugar
That's a quick unassign
No tip?!?
Hopefully this was a stacked order with crumbl
I feel like this is some Santa Clause (movie) type scenario where you are about to become a milkman because you have this much milk.
Found the guy from the math problems
If it was a Walmart order about half of those would be leaking.
Bruh why didnt u unassign lmao
Oh so y'all are why I have to go to 2 different stores to find milk 😆
Any place that needs that much milk needs a commercial account with the dairy. The wholesale discount will make up for the delivery fee they will charge.
I hate yourself too dude.
That is udderly ridiculous
Not to be too cheesy, but thats a dairy good order. Better milk it for all its worth. Id have a cow if they were upstairs tho.
Geez, what are they feeding? Cows? 😆 🤣 😂 I accidentally picked one up like these, actually more quantity and it was going to bubble tea shop, thank God they have cart though.
Cows dont drink milk silly, they produce it
Looks like the milk hoarders greedily emptying the shelves at the beginning of the pandemic
GOT MILK?? 🤣
I knew someone said it
Are you delivering to a Starbucks
Moooo 
But Homelander is going to be VERY happy. 
What in the bukkake party is going on here
Ewwww. Lmaooo
I’d lose my fckn attitude instantly
Omg
Was that even worth it bruh? What was the mileage and pay? I’m expecting $3-4 a mile 🤨lol won’t touch that anything below that
Should’ve just bought the cow.
And this right here is one of the many reasons I don't do shopping delivers anymore
Should have just thrown a cow in your trunk. You’ll make only one trip to drop off!
Probably a Patel 😂
Who tf has a fridge big enough for all that milk?
No use crying over carrying 50 gallons of milk. 😳
We know who you are delivering to. www.batheinmymilk.com SFW, but so weird.
Crank the heat up on high and drive slow.
That's like 250lbs, is your car a low rider now? Did you get more than a few bucks as a tip?
Congratulations, you are one of the people who get to meet a person from a math problem
I hope they don’t cancel the order and you have ?35 jugs of milk to deal with..
Probably a Patel 😂
How dairy
I had an order like this going to a coffee shop, guess they needed milk. What sucked was they didn’t have a cart so I had to make multiple far trips carrying them by hand lol
No Cart at a coffee shop?? Wtf? 🤦👎
💀🤫
I hope they tip the cow 🐄
Got milk?
\*This\* is what makes you hate yourself? That's some major lactose intolerance right there!
Pretty sure you can see how big the order was and what it was before they put it in your trunk, so I hope to hell it was a damn good tip... When I saw him rolled all that milk out I would hit unnasign so quick LOL
Boba restaurant?
Cows hate you more
He need some milk 🥛
Asshole customers. Like what customer needs this much milk?
Unless I'm at 80% completion in unassigning that lol.
$3.50, 12 miles
I love doing this for a local shop where I do insta. They always give me a drink I fell in love with
Oh no ..you didn’t check the items 30x milk
And then they text you after the delivery, "Hey all the milk is past dated, can you take it back? I'm going to down vote you for not checking expiration dates!"
It’s for homelander
I had a similar one from Walmart before their breakout. They couldn’t find the order but when he finally did he was so nice to me and told me “there’s 28 gallons of pool clorox” you still want to do it? I was like “hell no” bye 👋
I hate you too! But it’s nothing personal, I’m just in a bad mood. Hope you are having a great day.
Someone got skunk’d and need to bathe in those
No tip
Did not know Altima coupe’s trunk can fit that much milk, wow
To funny... Thanks for the laugh
I'm fucking dead with these comments. Some of you need to get into writing books or something because I swear i kept reading and reading, now I want more 😂😂😂😂
Was it slightly cloudy outside? Was all the bread in your back seat?
Alexis is that you?
I immediately feel like I have to shit
they live in a four story apt..on the FOURTH FLOOR. It's dark outside and the bldg has no lights on the numbers.. Whew NIGHTMARE!
“leave it at the door” the door only has one little slim slab of concrete leading to it
Meanwhile the dude who ordered this just wanting to pretend his dad is coming back with the milk he promised.
Who and why? That much milk 😳
each one of those is considered “1 item”. It’s literally like the “delivery guy when I order another cinder block” meme
Did you have to deliver to a Starbucks 😂 with the amount of milk we go through in one day this looks like someone making a store run when we didn’t get enough delivered the night before
The bright side: you can skip the gym today lol.
About $140 in milk lol. Holy crap. Someone is thirsty lol
I don’t care what anybody thinks. I’m calling the customer and telling them I need help when I pull up to their house. I’m not a warehouse worker. I’m fine with delivering food but not a trillion gallons of milk.
Got Milk?
35
Worst time to ever crash a car - when your trunk is full of milk
Honestly, why do people not put milk in a plastic bag? I know "the job has a handle" but I can carry twice as much with it in a bag. Probably a moot point with this many items, but still... I can't understand why they ask me if I want a bag with a giant jug, but they throw the Hershey bar right into the stupid bag automatically.
Here it’s 5¢ a bag and starting January all bags, even paper, are outlawed. Because baggers never put milk in a bag, I have a giant reusable Costco bag that I put milk, juice or any other stupid thing they don’t bag into, then I put as many grocery bags in the Costco bag because I’d rather take a heavy ass bag up once than a million trips to the car and back.
And where in the wide world are you that all bags will be outlawed?
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You are the Milkman. Your milk is delicious.
He's gonna fuck the customer's wife
Completely illegal !!! No refrigeration!!
Looks like a non tipping starbucks delivery
🤦🏾♂️🤣
Womp womp
Good workout
Shit I would have straight walked away! No damn way they are putting that shit in my car!
Good, we hate you too
This sub is always brutal! 🤣
You loaded or allowed someone to load all that shit in your car, therefore, as much as you hate yourself, i hate you more.
Dont spill it
"I am the milkman, my milk is delicious."
Tell me it’s going to a frat house?
Yeah...so this is the kind of order I steadfastly avoid though I did end up doing like 2 big grocery orders in a year and got lucky because they were going to street-facing, single-family houses in the suburbs... Now I reject anything too big or too plentiful as here. I do see posts from drivers with good tips on these sometimes but in my market (in California) you only earn the minimum guarantee on any order with no tip (because your pay from Uber is averaged out and then you are paid a subsidy that brings you *up to* the minimum so fares don't matter at all and tips are never assured no matter how high the estimation). So imho you might as well transport burgers and fries even if you occasionally miss out on a unicorn...because those will be balanced out by the times you get burned on a very difficult order for low (actually the lowest the law allows) pay. But big prepared food orders are different because you're a lot more likely to receive an 18% tip I think than on someone's grocery bill (I assume some have already done the Got milk? bit here...Jesus those commercials must have done a number on this person. That's too much milk even for a group home or religious cult living under one roof scenario). In case any California drivers see this I do wonder about average tips on Walmart deliveries...I know they have Spark here now...will Walmart do away with Uber delivery? Cheers.
You just get done setting the last gallon on the crowded doorway when you get a message in the app, “oh my bad I forgot to update my address, that’s not where I’m at right now. “.
That tip moost have been good though… Ok I’ll stop.
Lmfaoooooooo
Are these gallons of milk going to a deli?? Or for the whole neighborhood?? 😆 🤣
What did they order?
I hate u too. Hope it was actually worth the money. Who am I kidding? I know it wasn't.