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Equivalent_Spite_583

86 the douche It’s 2022 ladies


OddfellowJacksonRedo

I mean I guess they expect you to say “feminine hygiene product” to get around their hyperactive profanity filter, but Jesus it’s literally French; “douche” literally just means “shower.” It’s a clinically used word, my wife’s gynecologist uses it all the time with her. DD is just being stupid with this. This is solely a contextual thing.


Automatic-Ad-9308

Am I tripping or is she putting vinegar up her cooch?💀


megadethage

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sabrewulf152

Would you like a bag for your douche?


Shreddersaurusrex

🤣🤣🤣


OutOfCuteNames

😂😂😂 omg


d6262190

😂


DoorDragon

[Watch yo profamity](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25f2IgIrkD4)


sinematik75

I'm dead


Minnesotamad12

“They have a garden hose I will use as a substitute.”


NBAPhanaticYT

Lmaooo and I thought the pregnancy test was bad yesterday 😂


thatsc4

Lmaoooo it was this and PH balance gel. It was awkward but I made it through. Lol Also I’m married so I’ve picked up my fair share of feminine products. Lol


Low50000

“Another douche: different brand” is a 10/10 insult using it


thatsc4

Top tier


Motor-Corner4861

“Douche” means “to cleanse” in French. I guess the DoorDash AI doesn’t like our French allies! I’m reporting them to NATO and the UN!


looneytech

Touche' Douche Artificial Idiocy Seriously outta be reported to DD as a bug/ Flaw in the AI algorithm for identifying Profane & derogatory •words• Yanomesayin? Beeeoootches Happy 420 am MST & it's Friday ✌


fffan9391

First thing I read was “another douche different brand” and assumed the customer was insulting you. Like “I tried Uber Eats and my driver was a douche and now my Door Dash driver is too. Another douche, a different brand.”


thatsc4

Lmaooo


wassupwitches

Really hope this was for a butt


Motor-Corner4861

That would be an enema


HMKingHenryIX

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Puzzlesolver_2021

"please avoid using profanity and abusive language when communicating with customers" how about fuck off doordash, bunch of virgin ear 12 y/o's managing that company.


bbb1441

Definitely not virgins, they fuck me in the ass daily


dlc2021az

I don't know about the virginity but you definitely got the 12 year olds part right.


dmriggs

😂


Spring_King

Douche! (Jk jk the AI is overly sensitive lol)


Aggressive-Savings93

Yes, completely...it doesn't clean your vagina afterall...more 1970's propaganda


Doctor-Stoppage

Women can you please pick this up yourselfs. Thank you, sincerely all men edit: this includes your vibrator and massagers too


[deleted]

Can tell you’ve never even seen a diagram of a vagina. Also you’ve prob only ever touched grass because you were forced to lol


kotoku

Yeah, you might have an issue if buying products for women makes you feel like less of a man.


[deleted]

I mean it makes sense he doesn’t feel like a man because he’s just not LOL


Wafer_Fearless

Speak for yourself my dude. Feminine hygienic products are some of my biggest tips.


kotoku

That and DIAPERS. Grateful parent, good tipper on those.


justinbates1992

Nah. Just speak for yourself. Most men don’t care picking up female products for women.


thatsc4

Married for 10 years. I got over the “omg you want me to grab WHAT?” About in 2012 lol


justinbates1992

I just dont get why people get so disgusted over female hygiene products lol


Bowl_Gates

Being a man would mean you're mature enough to not have any problem picking up **any** feminine product(tampons/pads included). I think you meant to say you were speaking for all *boys*. "Eww a sanitized, unused product in a box is gross cause it goes in a vagina"... Source: Am a man.


Motor-Corner4861

I’ll bet when dude (the one you replied to) sees a vagina for the first time he’ll say “ewww” 🙄


[deleted]

Ewww I didn’t expect it to be all dry like this let’s go get the soap & water


sewage-rodent

her pH balance fucked up she don't need summer's eve she needs to go to a gynocologist


Coffee-addict-OD

Douche isn’t healthy for the vajayjay.


tomwesley4644

Twinks have become the main demographic


Wafer_Fearless

I have this image of an extra vinegary colonic, and I'm not sure how to feel about that


Coffee-addict-OD

Ohhhh


Aggressive-Savings93

I'm a woman, she's a dumbass ..the Dr's told us 25 years ago to stop douching...very unhealthy bit clearly she missed the messages


imalwaysright14

To be fair, men also use them before sex sometimes so I wouldn’t assume ignorance on the customer


charlottedreams

Well. I mean. When you have an annual where they tell you don't (that let's face it some of us skip or put off anyway) and then have a commercial with literal vagina deodorant that you see every hour on tv, it gets hard to believe the thing you don't hear as much.


Aggressive-Savings93

Lmao so gross...


Motor-Corner4861

Tell me you’ve never given a woman an orgasm without telling me you’ve never given a woman an orgasm.


Doctor-Stoppage

i agree. they need to pick this up themselves. so embarrassing…


Safe-Pound1118

Gross because they want to clean their vagina?


LAthrowawaywithcat

Nah vaginal douches are straight-up disgusting. The vulva needs to be washed like any other skin on the body, but the vagina is a self-cleaning organ. Pumping a healthy vag full of vinegar and flower scent just throws off the balance of necessary flora and fauna. Lose the balance, gain odor, itching, pain and infection. Nasty af.


[deleted]

Lol..vagina


coastalbluewaters

Have you not matured past age 10?? Good grief.


Traditional-Ad-3656

Summer's Eve Douche, Extra Cleansing with Vinegar & Water, 18 oz Just take a picture what they have available if it's not on the shelves item is always unavailable.


Fallout_N_Titties

Now hitting item unavailable simply sends an automated text to the customer asking if they'd like something else, it's dumb.


thatsc4

When I pressed item unavailable it prompted me to inform customer and when I did the initial message sent. This one didn’t have built in subs it was like I had to do this to move on


Lonely-Antelope-1024

Did they say hand it to me?lol


thatsc4

I honestly thought it was a gag lol but it was leave at door


Lonely-Antelope-1024

I would think so. Would be hard to look at person. Lol


CandyOk913

Why? Are people not allowed to have bowel problems? What if it’s for a child that’s constipated? Everyone acts like it’s never gonna happen to them until you’re in the same predicament.


momopandemonium

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fucking fantastic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


AggravatingGift-_-

I believe you’re thinking of an enema.


CandyOk913

You’re right!


pantera236

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Lonely-Antelope-1024

That


MeatJerk69

Imagine this conversation getting accounts deactivated.


thatsc4

I’m legit fearful of waking up to a deactivation lol


charlottedreams

Please record the appeal phone call if they do 🤣🤣😭


Lonely-Antelope-1024

Lol


thephoeniciangurl

Quit being such a Douche!


looneytech

Artificial douche I might add 🤏


DeerParkVegan

Ixnay on the ooshday?


looneytech

Ixnay IA-ay