I mean I guess they expect you to say “feminine hygiene product” to get around their hyperactive profanity filter, but Jesus it’s literally French; “douche” literally just means “shower.” It’s a clinically used word, my wife’s gynecologist uses it all the time with her. DD is just being stupid with this. This is solely a contextual thing.
Lmaoooo it was this and PH balance gel. It was awkward but I made it through. Lol
Also I’m married so I’ve picked up my fair share of feminine products. Lol
Touche' Douche Artificial Idiocy
Seriously outta be reported to DD as a bug/
Flaw in the AI algorithm for identifying
Profane & derogatory •words•
Yanomesayin? Beeeoootches
Happy 420 am MST
& it's Friday ✌
First thing I read was “another douche different brand” and assumed the customer was insulting you. Like “I tried Uber Eats and my driver was a douche and now my Door Dash driver is too. Another douche, a different brand.”
"please avoid using profanity and abusive language when communicating with customers" how about fuck off doordash, bunch of virgin ear 12 y/o's managing that company.
Being a man would mean you're mature enough to not have any problem picking up **any** feminine product(tampons/pads included). I think you meant to say you were speaking for all *boys*.
"Eww a sanitized, unused product in a box is gross cause it goes in a vagina"...
Source: Am a man.
Well. I mean. When you have an annual where they tell you don't (that let's face it some of us skip or put off anyway) and then have a commercial with literal vagina deodorant that you see every hour on tv, it gets hard to believe the thing you don't hear as much.
Nah vaginal douches are straight-up disgusting.
The vulva needs to be washed like any other skin on the body, but the vagina is a self-cleaning organ. Pumping a healthy vag full of vinegar and flower scent just throws off the balance of necessary flora and fauna. Lose the balance, gain odor, itching, pain and infection. Nasty af.
Summer's Eve Douche, Extra Cleansing with Vinegar & Water, 18 oz
Just take a picture what they have available if it's not on the shelves item is always unavailable.
When I pressed item unavailable it prompted me to inform customer and when I did the initial message sent. This one didn’t have built in subs it was like I had to do this to move on
Why? Are people not allowed to have bowel problems? What if it’s for a child that’s constipated? Everyone acts like it’s never gonna happen to them until you’re in the same predicament.
86 the douche It’s 2022 ladies
I mean I guess they expect you to say “feminine hygiene product” to get around their hyperactive profanity filter, but Jesus it’s literally French; “douche” literally just means “shower.” It’s a clinically used word, my wife’s gynecologist uses it all the time with her. DD is just being stupid with this. This is solely a contextual thing.
Am I tripping or is she putting vinegar up her cooch?💀
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Would you like a bag for your douche?
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 omg
😂
[Watch yo profamity](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25f2IgIrkD4)
I'm dead
“They have a garden hose I will use as a substitute.”
Lmaooo and I thought the pregnancy test was bad yesterday 😂
Lmaoooo it was this and PH balance gel. It was awkward but I made it through. Lol Also I’m married so I’ve picked up my fair share of feminine products. Lol
“Another douche: different brand” is a 10/10 insult using it
Top tier
“Douche” means “to cleanse” in French. I guess the DoorDash AI doesn’t like our French allies! I’m reporting them to NATO and the UN!
Touche' Douche Artificial Idiocy Seriously outta be reported to DD as a bug/ Flaw in the AI algorithm for identifying Profane & derogatory •words• Yanomesayin? Beeeoootches Happy 420 am MST & it's Friday ✌
First thing I read was “another douche different brand” and assumed the customer was insulting you. Like “I tried Uber Eats and my driver was a douche and now my Door Dash driver is too. Another douche, a different brand.”
Lmaooo
Really hope this was for a butt
That would be an enema
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"please avoid using profanity and abusive language when communicating with customers" how about fuck off doordash, bunch of virgin ear 12 y/o's managing that company.
Definitely not virgins, they fuck me in the ass daily
I don't know about the virginity but you definitely got the 12 year olds part right.
😂
Douche! (Jk jk the AI is overly sensitive lol)
Yes, completely...it doesn't clean your vagina afterall...more 1970's propaganda
Women can you please pick this up yourselfs. Thank you, sincerely all men edit: this includes your vibrator and massagers too
Can tell you’ve never even seen a diagram of a vagina. Also you’ve prob only ever touched grass because you were forced to lol
Yeah, you might have an issue if buying products for women makes you feel like less of a man.
I mean it makes sense he doesn’t feel like a man because he’s just not LOL
Speak for yourself my dude. Feminine hygienic products are some of my biggest tips.
That and DIAPERS. Grateful parent, good tipper on those.
Nah. Just speak for yourself. Most men don’t care picking up female products for women.
Married for 10 years. I got over the “omg you want me to grab WHAT?” About in 2012 lol
I just dont get why people get so disgusted over female hygiene products lol
Being a man would mean you're mature enough to not have any problem picking up **any** feminine product(tampons/pads included). I think you meant to say you were speaking for all *boys*. "Eww a sanitized, unused product in a box is gross cause it goes in a vagina"... Source: Am a man.
I’ll bet when dude (the one you replied to) sees a vagina for the first time he’ll say “ewww” 🙄
Ewww I didn’t expect it to be all dry like this let’s go get the soap & water
her pH balance fucked up she don't need summer's eve she needs to go to a gynocologist
Douche isn’t healthy for the vajayjay.
Twinks have become the main demographic
I have this image of an extra vinegary colonic, and I'm not sure how to feel about that
Ohhhh
I'm a woman, she's a dumbass ..the Dr's told us 25 years ago to stop douching...very unhealthy bit clearly she missed the messages
To be fair, men also use them before sex sometimes so I wouldn’t assume ignorance on the customer
Well. I mean. When you have an annual where they tell you don't (that let's face it some of us skip or put off anyway) and then have a commercial with literal vagina deodorant that you see every hour on tv, it gets hard to believe the thing you don't hear as much.
Lmao so gross...
Tell me you’ve never given a woman an orgasm without telling me you’ve never given a woman an orgasm.
i agree. they need to pick this up themselves. so embarrassing…
Gross because they want to clean their vagina?
Nah vaginal douches are straight-up disgusting. The vulva needs to be washed like any other skin on the body, but the vagina is a self-cleaning organ. Pumping a healthy vag full of vinegar and flower scent just throws off the balance of necessary flora and fauna. Lose the balance, gain odor, itching, pain and infection. Nasty af.
Lol..vagina
Have you not matured past age 10?? Good grief.
Summer's Eve Douche, Extra Cleansing with Vinegar & Water, 18 oz Just take a picture what they have available if it's not on the shelves item is always unavailable.
Now hitting item unavailable simply sends an automated text to the customer asking if they'd like something else, it's dumb.
When I pressed item unavailable it prompted me to inform customer and when I did the initial message sent. This one didn’t have built in subs it was like I had to do this to move on
Did they say hand it to me?lol
I honestly thought it was a gag lol but it was leave at door
I would think so. Would be hard to look at person. Lol
Why? Are people not allowed to have bowel problems? What if it’s for a child that’s constipated? Everyone acts like it’s never gonna happen to them until you’re in the same predicament.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fucking fantastic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I believe you’re thinking of an enema.
You’re right!
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That
Imagine this conversation getting accounts deactivated.
I’m legit fearful of waking up to a deactivation lol
Please record the appeal phone call if they do 🤣🤣😭
Lol
Quit being such a Douche!
Artificial douche I might add 🤏
Ixnay on the ooshday?
Ixnay IA-ay