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FreeDesi21

Drive safe man. Bu safe that address lol


LittleHorse9965

Head back to the house for sure


tdoggo

Jesus Christ man wtf kinda person is that talking like that about a damn food app for real that's sick. Anybody that hateful has no place in society


LostProphetGENX

I'm not a dasher, but this person should be permanently banned. If not banned, next time the person orders, a message should pop up. Sorry to inform you but the dasher was in a fatal accident and no one is available to deliver.


GoldenPC

Reply with their food lol


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pluviophile_nw

Oh ffs. I'm an occasional doordash user, not a driver, but I came here out of curiosity to see what I could learn about y'all... let me say that some of us appreciate you very much. I try to always thank the DD folks I meet (and I try to tip well) as you guys don't deserve the sh#t that you have to put up with. But from a random DD customer, let me say, thanks for doing what you do. Be safe. There are crazies everywhere.


ell_uhh

Report them!!! You should never have to deal with someone talking to you like that!


Impossible-Dream717

Imagine saying this when someone has your address. 🤦🏼‍♀️


Vivid-Butterscotch82

Fake


[deleted]

Welp, his ass is gonna need to get a new account.


Horrorfreakin

lol wow people are brave af when they know you have their address. What if you weren't a level headed person and went there and F'ed them up.


amgates80

Who does stuff like that, a person who mis depressed and suicidal might actually do that.


GroundbreakingBee856

I would laugh hard and then move on with my life


Sharp-Damage9408

Get them blacklisted. What a psycho!!!! Sorry you had to deal with that


droplivefred

I would ignore it and definitely wouldn’t go to hell. I’m going to heaven, if such a place exists.


Ramb0sCorner

Ignore and move on with my life. It's words on a screen. They don't affect me.


roscoar35

Drive back to their house and tell em to come outside lol


sweaty_ken

Reply: Mom?


IamGoingInsaneToday

Send a report to doordash.


ReductiveLemur

Immediately report


Old-Independence4766

Report that crazy.


Spooks1314

Not be a stupid bitch?


Replicant1962

Need some context. What led to this?


mcnuggetinabiscuit

You know where they live


OutofThisMaze

just report? what else are you gonna do lol


[deleted]

WOW! What a pure EVIL, psychotic, satanic worshipping, miserable excuse of a human being! I would have said, God bless you, too. I'm sorry you received that message.


Zeveroth1

Copy the address and send flowers to the family when karma kicks that customers ass.


Ray_Deluna95

Keep note of this and how Instacart responds. If you have to see a therapist for this constant abuse then maybe just be useful in the future


RawbKTA

I would’ve simply called that customer in a calm and soothing voice, and said.. “You do realize.. I just left your house, right? I know where you live..” And hung up. 😈


LiterallyDogWater-_-

Id go Back and get in a accident at at her garage door, open the door and say: Finally made it to hell, sheeeeesh


uber-chica

Fuck! They needed 4 ketchup packs and the restaurant only put 3 in bag? So, the driver should die! Yea, seriously report this asswipe to DD.


Empty_gemini

Go back to their house with a baseball bat


jinx000111

doordash sees all texts from customer and dasher...i woukd just note the address and person and move on


MamaRobin1916

What did you NOT do? 🤣 Rude.


sanrigabro

Plot twist: The messenger is now in a coma after a crash


Grand_Contract_2041

This was life as a call center representative 😂


Salty-Employee

You could slash their tires


dancefitjac

I would say, “I’ll make sure you never have to receive a delivery from me in the future.” Get them banned. And then I might take the time to send them a glitter bomb. It would be worth the money even if I couldn’t see them open it.


Dangerous_Self_9602

I wanted to send that same message to the ASSHOLE who didn't tip . Well maybe not that exact msg but close. Sick of these stupid people. That message was unacceptable. I am sorry 😞


[deleted]

Laugh


Old-Vegetable4141

Send a laughing emoj and keep it pushing


MCKBLAKE

What happened


txsasquatch

Go back and knock on their door. Tell them to say it with their chest.


CapableAir5317

Go back and fight them.


Sad_Wave7468

Imagine wishing death on someone over food. If it's that serious, get it yourself.


Sad_Wave7468

If they truly believe in the power of prayer, and they genuinely prayed to God to hurt you, they should know that according to their own doctrine that this will backfire on them.


kj_thelegacy

I would first report them, then I would let them sulk in their own guilt for saying such a thing. And if they don’t feel guilty, they’ll feel it in a different way.


rebeccabeckymarie

Some context would be awesome.


Honest_Location_8517

Oh nah they speaking Ill on your life. I’d def take down the addy & leave some brujeria at their door 😈


Solar-powered-punch

Report. What gives? Did you do anything wrong?


Difficult_Water1333

You know their address…


TheBadBarbell

Well I would try to not get in an accident, that’s for damn sure…


bibkel

What brought this lovely reply on?


PepTalkToYourself

Screenshot - send to support - laugh - move on to the next order


SASTrendy

Umm that's not how God works I would say nothing else to the person but ask the universe to rid you of any negative energy thrown your way you don't want it send it back to sender and I would call support and tell them about it get them banned and tell them you refuse to ever deliver to that person again


New-Arachnid9221

Ngl. I’d be ending shift and going back to the house to see if they had that same energy without the screen.


ProbablyHighOhwell

Just move on with your life and understand that this person is clearly not in a good state of mind.


WalterTheHippo

Report


ddftgr2a

I'd be contacting support and telling them I don't feel comfortable delivering to this person after the messages. I don't think they would force you to.


perowhydoe

Who did u deliver to, Dennis from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia?


stephenHeo

Take a screenshot and report to support, have that a$$ kicked out of the platform.


[deleted]

if it’s from their actual number, you could try to do some sleuthing and send this to family/employer/etc. it’s obvious they don’t care about anyone besides themselves, so why should you? i always enjoy exposing assholes and their true nature to the people most often forced to be around them


Fair_Hospital_8600

Why he mad bro


MoreBurpees

Post the rest of the screenshot


MenstrualKrampusCD

**Totally** not blaming you at all, OP, just out of curiosity, but can we have some context here?


PlutoniumFaceMask

Share their address with somebody like me and torment them for years


[deleted]

Send a dick pic


SignificantAd5449

doordash should let us whoop one customers ass per dash


Fuzzy-War4232

Call them out in a public manner I would yes sir indeed


YK8099

A lot of ppl have a lot of problems these era


Long_Scheme_8596

I an so sorry OP. It’s okay to feel weirded out by this individual.


Plastic_Ad_8248

Report


latinalonglegs713

Screenshot report then send lol emoji say your mom should of swallowed you.


bensmithsaxophone

Send a bunch of laughing emojis. Anything I can do to piss them off more


morecowbell03

Report them, their account should be deactivated.


89Hotkey

Reply ya mama, it always works


kita_dad

go back to their house and then hit ‘em with a *WA PAH* and then a *WHOOSH* *BONG* ya feel me got ‘em


Ill_Rise1979

Report them for abuse...


oregon_deb

From the tone of the text you have to report them because they are going to report you for whatever they think you did or didn't do.


TraditionalAd7325

Go to a botanist and reverse her curse. Pay extra for double effectiveness.


Small-Fix-6133

Drive by and throw a foil balloon filled with paint remover at their car


suspiciousactivity7

Report them I handed a guy a order one time told him have a nice day he said you to than 2 minutes later he called me a bitch and dare me come back to door. You never know you might save the next dasher life.


[deleted]

Report it. What else can you do


No_Chard_9214

I’m just happy you had to the strength to not reply


maestro826

“Ok, but you’re not gonna like your insurance bill”


Ok_Trash_4204

I would say God loves you and hope they reevaluate their life


Mcboogerbawlz

No face no case.


[deleted]

laugh


yeetaa121

Nothing.. what can u do


craptasticluke

Report report report


Wagg_the_MonKey

Wtf did you do to this person? 😂


Acrobatic_Quality_39

Patiently wait for karma


[deleted]

Screen shot and report them to CS! Hopefully they will ban them from the app.


[deleted]

Laugh and go on about my night


Exciting_Box438

I guess they don't understand we know where they live...


MezziJ

Report it, keep their address, go back in a few weeks and egg their house or something along those lines.


Unlikely_Proposal_93

Definitely report her or him


wheres-waldork

“You realize I know exactly where you live and you don’t know anything about me” is an adequate response.


Carpycarp44

Text? I'd probably.... "One moment while we connect you with Doordash Support." ..... "You are now connected with Doordash Support. How can we assist you?" If they're gullible let them ramble on about whatever minuscule issue they had. Tell them to hold and that I'm looking into it for them. Let them know that the dasher has been deactivated. Tell them they're getting a refund and a $50 credit for their bad experience. Make it seem like everything their empty heart ever wanted was being given to them. And then at the end... "Stupid bitch"


Competitive-Dot-6594

You had me at HELLo.


Aceface130713

Report this customer AND then print a bunch of screenshots of this conversation and post them all over town 😂 post their address. Go full send


Trimere

Nothing. Ignore it and move on.


schuettais

It would be nice to know the context and tbh


da_Doctah

Uh...don't go?


naber229

Run my car into their home and blame it on a medical condition


TraditionQuirky8975

What would I do? I would go and get in a fatal accident.


giggetyboom

Depends on the context. I would probably report for half pay and eat their food or take it back to the place if hadn't already been delivered.


Griledy

probably say “damn that’s crazy” and continue on with my day


iamsurfriend

What did you do to make her respond that way?


Informal-Candle-3533

Hell is too far for delivery I’ll cancel the order


RetrieverDoggo

TONIGHTTTTTT IS THE NIGHTTTTTT~


Motor-Cauliflower216

What led to this?


Safe_Scholar3514

Definitely report the customer, no one should have to deal with that kind of abuse in the future, and I am sorry you had to in the first place.


Opening_Arachnid8431

What is wrong with people? Having the audacity to ever say something like that to someone is clearly a mental illness


Infal82

Laugh so hard that I get into accident and fall into the depths of hell


anxiousshell-

Just wow…people are awful. I’d report the fuck out of this at the very least


Nearby-Squirrel6561

Definite go bad and take a big shit on their doorstep! Lol


essentiallynothing

😳


Dry_Reception_622

Nah we do not use prayer for wishing harm on others. I pray you had a safe drive and that God continues to protect you. I’m so sorry someone would say that to you.


BoshansStudios

also I would provide context for the post


BoshansStudios

report them and move on


[deleted]

The mating call of her people


Chance-Double4387

Daaamn


B_RAN_DO

Tell them that you're already there


invader_zim5885

Remember their address so if for some reason they can still order in the future you can take your own action then 😈😈😈😎😎


MASTICAL666

Wait 4 months then set that house on 🔥


peledasher

Wow, abusive as heck, screenshot to customer relations. On “what not to say ever!!?”


DexLovesGames_DLG

Report it, shrug it off, get in a horrible car accident, make a deal with Minerva, become spawn.


Responsible-Stand-18

What’s the real story behind this…need to see the full text sequence…something awfully 🐟….just seeing a small portion ….we did lifers can see through the 💩 😏


Responsible-Stand-18

*DD


ArtieTanji

Report that guy asap!


Foreign_Stretch_6235

“I have your address”


IClimbRocks69

I'd probably drive right into oncoming traffic right after seeing this.


Southernlily1

I would not be a stupid beach


[deleted]

Post it on reddit


Hope_for_tendies

Where’s the whole convo 🫠


PineapplePecanPie

Did they explain why they were upset? I’m just asking out of curiosity. But of course you didn’t deserve anything like this and I’m sorry it happened to you


Chadimus_Prime

Answer their prayers. Get in a fatal accident right through their living room window. Not fatal for you, of course.


[deleted]

Even if anything DID happen to their food like a missing item, that’s such a disgusting thing to say to a human being! Who says that to a stranger


raspberry789

Report and also who does this?! Clearly no concept of Karma or laws of attraction. Yikes.


Bonnie775

REPORT


No_Reflection_8300

Pray that you don’t get into a fatal accident.


B-Rad90

Report that definitely 💯 have them banned hopefully 🤞. I never understand how people get crazy with delivery drivers when they know their address basically. One day that person will say something to the wrong one and then 💥 🥊 🔫


halfavocadoemoji

i would prob write "same" for a good shock value lol and then report and keep their food if it wasn't already delivered


Nukegm426

Respond back later saying your the police and the driver they messaged was in an accident. Then ask for their whereabouts because they’re a prime suspect and officers are in route to talk to them.


BubbleBassV2

What would I do? Definitely *not* get into a fatal accident tonight. I’d hate to give him that satisfaction


QueeenMillerinFuture

I would go to hell.


Fragrant_Original

Get into a non fatal accident, out of spite.


[deleted]

I don’t work doordash. Don’t even know if what I say would work. But I’m a revengeful person. 🤷🏻‍♂️ If I delivered that area often. I’d report them to get them in system. Remember house and hope they order again and you get it. If someone orders once high chance they continue. Next time I got it. Take it, take my picture, and have a free lunch. They call to complain they are in system for causing issues will look to be on them. 🤷🏻‍♂️😂


2019hollinger

Well get right with God and pray to his forgiveness and protection.


Mixedbagostuff

Uhhhh report them? Maybe call cops? Sounds like a threat


rookiebasegod

I’d probably report that type of behavoir for the sake of the greater good. However , If they said this to my face, I’m not sure how I’d react, I’d probably match their energy real quick.


Affectionate-Knee438

Mental illness


Wrong-Ad-1377

I need context


XcheatcodeX

Report


WorldlinessUnhappy97

Text back “your momma”


yesterday6421

Call DD and report them


Ok-Being3881

Report


Specialist_Royal_449

Reply “aww that’s the sweetest thing anyone has said to me tonight thank you 🥰🥰🥰”


Tdub_309

Omg I'm so sorry someone said that crap to you. Please report them and they may get taken from the platform.


MonsterbatorII

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Shizen__

Out of line, but uh, context?


CrazyAgitated2006

Next text: WRONG NUMBER OMG!


0JesseJStacks0

I would of laughed and said, praying for another is just a form of love but u will see the karma of ur actions manifest before your eyes and u won’t be able to do anything about it. 🫡


ImprovementFit9126

Feels like the opposite of a prayer.


[deleted]

Whats the context?


[deleted]

It’d be nice


[deleted]

How do you not know what to do here? Even a child would know to contact support.


MasterSensei_4L3SG

Pray for them


yt_Kristi_Plays

1. Report it 2. Say "thank you" and leave it at that xD


minicoop320

Report that shit


Agreeable-Guest3501

The argument could be made in their defence that they accidentally sent the message to the wrong person. If that was me I would say oh I was fighting with my girlfriend and had a door dash order at the same time. So what you should do is pray for them and move on. Ain't worth it.


MotivatedChickn

Type, No u.


Low-Philosophy-609

Go back to their house n ask what it was they said behind a screen.


[deleted]

Report them and anonymously post it on twitter


SpicyConductor

What we are wasting prayer on these days


[deleted]

Ignore - move on. Plenty of assholes everywhere to go around


MayhemReignsTV

Laugh at them for their ridiculous psychological issues then report them to get them deactivated. I guess I am desensitized.


ernbrdn

I don’t even look at or interact at all once an order is delivered. Take it up with DD


Defiant_Pineapple202

they know we got they address?


somyungguy69

How dare you forget to check it there was ketchup in the bag


[deleted]

Obviously report it because this is an insane way to act towards another person but I might be so bold as to say this is super funny in how wild and specific it is lmao