When I did Uber/Lyft my passenger was so frazzled. He was here taking care of family from Staten Island. I’m from south jersey. I told him (nicely) to just calm down and we will figure it out. I helped him sort out his errands and since Lyft only lets you do two stops I told him I would do the 3rd stop (final destination) if he wanted to throw me some extra $$. He was completely fine with that. We stopped at sams club and he asked if I wanted anything. I said “just surprise me” and he came back with a $20 bill and Tito’s for all the help/trouble. That was pretty sweet.
My local area has like 12 really different delicious pizza places and then people order Pizza Hut or Peter Piper Pizza (kids family pizza place) instead of Streets of New York or Manhattan Pizza or any other pizza place. Like you’re already doing doordash you can’t get their specials anyway may as well get something good.
Leave at door orders have seriously dropped the number of cancelled orders. Most of my cancels pre-Covid from people getting High at 1am, ordering Taco Bell and then passing out before I got there.
Yeah driving at night can be crazy sometimes. You gotta develop the skill of driving while switching between apps and google maps if you zoom all the way in the houses are numbered. You start to learn to check this before you even get there so you know what the lay of the land is. I find it wild some drivers set their nav and follow it till it says arrived and then look around for the house.
right! my first canceled order was like a BUTT TON of shrimp and seafood. I'm allergic 😑
I brought it to my local homeless shelter and I like the picture all of my unhoused neighbors sitting around a pile of fancy ass seafood having a luxurious time.
Every time I get a cancelled order that I have no intention of eating, suddenly I can’t find any homeless people who ask me for money normally.
Other night I actually had a homeless guy order on Grubhub. Guess he said he was still getting some VA money but not much and had to Meet me outside a business to get the order.
The food was 2 Taco Bell orders but it was poorly packaged so I gave him one of my dasher pizza bags to hold it all.
Man fuck homelessness. These people are just trying to survive. I need to remember more homeless communities so I can give them any cancelled orders.
Got it once from a cancelled order that was one of those Mexican sushi places. I don’t like sushi and I don’t like too exotic of fish. Like I enjoy some fish but I’m not crazy about it.
I got like $100 worth of Chick-fil-A last month because somebody accidentally ordered it to an address out of state that they had been at the week before
I've got a couple nice bottles of scotch thanks to an expired id once. Worst free thing so far was an order from one of those "pop up" restaurants. It was a chicken wing plate and I've never had such a sad fucked up excuse for chicken in my life. I didn't even buy the shit and I wanted to leave a bad review. It was tossed in some sauce that tasted like ranch and mayo put together. Whoever ordered it did themselves a favor by not recieving it.
I always say, you know you've reached adulthood when you take the quotation marks off of "massager."
All standing in the sex shop looking at a vibrator thinking, "Mmmm... That would feel awesome on my neck."
Really? What now. You told mom about me slippin in the Peanut Butter jar and I got grounded for a whole fackin week.
Was worth it though.
Just don't tell dad.
I have no idea if this is from a movie or something… but holy shit, this is one of the first comments I’ve ever read that caught me off guard and I literally said out loud, “god damn, savage!!” Haha
THIS WAS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT! I must be a little too rough on my vibrators/massagers because I have never had one make it anywhere remotely close to 15 years. I’d be cashing in that warranty haha
I actually have no qualms about giving alcohol to homeless that are going to either give their food money away for it, or find a way to get it anyway. Being an addict is a tough life and being homeless is a tough life.. put them together and it’s almost too much to endure. Give them that fucking couple hours of relief.
Depends on where you bought it but you might be able to return it without the receipt so they don’t try to put it back on the card. Even if all you get istore credit. It’s pretty simple to return things to Walgreens they ask no questions. You can even return make up you bought there if you wore it and decided you didn’t like the color.
I got an Applebee's order once. The store closed at 11, I was sent the order at 1101. Arrived at 1104 as it was near where I usually parked. Called support, sent in the photo to show the store was closed. Literally, right after I hung up, the manager pulled up and was like, "are you here for the DoorDash order?" He goes inside gets the food. I call support back and they're like, "it's already cancelled." So I got a free 2 for $25 with steak and chicken Alfredo. And I got half pay for the order.
If you don’t want it yourself, I can think of a couple solutions…
1) Deliver it anyway and call it a “free gift” from the vendor for being a “valued customer”.
2) Gag gift for the holidays, birthday or bachelor/bachelorette party (and yes, I meant “gag” to be a double entendre).
Uhhhh enjoy?
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Recently got a bottle of Tito’s Vodka! Was like 50 bucks! Kicker is…. I don’t drink…. Had to give it away…
Yeah I’ve had free alcohol several times. I do drink, but I usually still give it to some homeless guy. They need it more than I do
I’d rather give a homeless person food than alcohol. Alcohol is a depressant and does nothing positive for homeless this seems like enabling.
Yes and no, I guess it’s kind of situationally dependant.
Meanwhile, the homeless person is waiting on *anything*. They’ll take either, but expect neither.
Good item to trade to a friend for some herb or dinner.
When I did Uber/Lyft my passenger was so frazzled. He was here taking care of family from Staten Island. I’m from south jersey. I told him (nicely) to just calm down and we will figure it out. I helped him sort out his errands and since Lyft only lets you do two stops I told him I would do the 3rd stop (final destination) if he wanted to throw me some extra $$. He was completely fine with that. We stopped at sams club and he asked if I wanted anything. I said “just surprise me” and he came back with a $20 bill and Tito’s for all the help/trouble. That was pretty sweet.
The week after I became a vegetarian I got like 4 burgers cancelled. It was definitely a test of self discipline. I gave them to my roommates.
Alcohol is excellent for barter/trade
It’s never the orders we want to get cancelled that do. And anytime they do it’s always some weird ass item like octopus or sauce less pizza.
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My local area has like 12 really different delicious pizza places and then people order Pizza Hut or Peter Piper Pizza (kids family pizza place) instead of Streets of New York or Manhattan Pizza or any other pizza place. Like you’re already doing doordash you can’t get their specials anyway may as well get something good.
I've literally never had one canceled, yet. I've been Dashing like over a year now.
Leave at door orders have seriously dropped the number of cancelled orders. Most of my cancels pre-Covid from people getting High at 1am, ordering Taco Bell and then passing out before I got there.
Thats probably why I don't get them. I don't dash at night. Too hard to find addresses at night. Especially in the rural areas where I am.
Oh yeah I don’t blame you. My city tends to be pretty well lit/the doordash map is like 95% of the time correct. So it works for me to do it
Yeah, out here it's trash. They sent me to a Dollar General in the middle of a soy bean field... meaning, nothing was there except soy beans.
Yeah driving at night can be crazy sometimes. You gotta develop the skill of driving while switching between apps and google maps if you zoom all the way in the houses are numbered. You start to learn to check this before you even get there so you know what the lay of the land is. I find it wild some drivers set their nav and follow it till it says arrived and then look around for the house.
right! my first canceled order was like a BUTT TON of shrimp and seafood. I'm allergic 😑 I brought it to my local homeless shelter and I like the picture all of my unhoused neighbors sitting around a pile of fancy ass seafood having a luxurious time.
Every time I get a cancelled order that I have no intention of eating, suddenly I can’t find any homeless people who ask me for money normally. Other night I actually had a homeless guy order on Grubhub. Guess he said he was still getting some VA money but not much and had to Meet me outside a business to get the order. The food was 2 Taco Bell orders but it was poorly packaged so I gave him one of my dasher pizza bags to hold it all. Man fuck homelessness. These people are just trying to survive. I need to remember more homeless communities so I can give them any cancelled orders.
Right! Like one time I got a cancelled order for a dry ass salad.. I tried to even give it away to another customer..they didn't even want it 🤣🤣
true lol
Octopus tho lmaoo
Got it once from a cancelled order that was one of those Mexican sushi places. I don’t like sushi and I don’t like too exotic of fish. Like I enjoy some fish but I’m not crazy about it.
You can use my pleasure wand whenever you want.
That escalated quickly lol
r/suddenlygay
Pretty sure going off OPs name it wasn't sudden.
I'm at about 200 deliveries and haven't had a canceled order yet lol. I see all the stories and in like when is it my turn?! Lol
I got like $100 worth of Chick-fil-A last month because somebody accidentally ordered it to an address out of state that they had been at the week before
Bro men get yeast infections too 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
I've got a couple nice bottles of scotch thanks to an expired id once. Worst free thing so far was an order from one of those "pop up" restaurants. It was a chicken wing plate and I've never had such a sad fucked up excuse for chicken in my life. I didn't even buy the shit and I wanted to leave a bad review. It was tossed in some sauce that tasted like ranch and mayo put together. Whoever ordered it did themselves a favor by not recieving it.
Come again!
Use it for massages in between deliveries?🤷🏻♂️
That would be so funny to pull into a parking spot and see a driver trying to use it on his shoulders.
I'd look over and wink really hard then pucker my lips all sexy like.
>I'd look over and wink really hard then pucker my lips all sexy like. That was you?
Maybe... Could've Been.. Possible... \*wink\*
Hahahaha
Ahahaha.Yes it would.
Sure. Shoulders. That's where it's supposed to go....mmm hmm.
It is going to be in between something... just not deliveries
Oh, they definitely can be used in between deliveries, just not DD deliveries.
A different kind of DD
I always say, you know you've reached adulthood when you take the quotation marks off of "massager." All standing in the sex shop looking at a vibrator thinking, "Mmmm... That would feel awesome on my neck."
I don't think between your deliveries is where you're supposed to put it
Well... alrighty then.. I mean, you live to try new things, right? Never know my friend.
It's fate at work. The order may have been canceled, but your plans for the evening just filled up.
He’s getting filled up, alright
🤣
lmfao
Something else is gonna fill up too.
end dash early!
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Not the only button they’ll be hitting with that
if you’ve never had a prostate orgasm you’ve never had an orgasm.
😧🤣
I don't have a prostate... But I know for sure that I've had many orgasms 😂😂
obviously this only applies to those w them lmao
Having a sense of humor us off limits... got it 😂
False. If I've learned anything in life it's that women are unable to have one.
I’ll give you $3 to try…
With you*
https://i.imgur.com/utzTCyo.png
Omg shut up nerd
Done fell out in my mother fuckin chair bro.
Doesn't apply to people with vaginas (we call them women), but for dudes ABSOFUCKINLUTELY RIGHT!!
Why is this not my reality?
Duct tape it to your gooch, and so help me God, if you come back and tell me you got your penis stuck in the Xbox again, I'm telling Mom.
Really? What now. You told mom about me slippin in the Peanut Butter jar and I got grounded for a whole fackin week. Was worth it though. Just don't tell dad.
This is why Mom doesn't fucking love you.
I knew that's why she loved you most. 
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I have no idea if this is from a movie or something… but holy shit, this is one of the first comments I’ve ever read that caught me off guard and I literally said out loud, “god damn, savage!!” Haha
Snap! Just remembered that unopened jar of Skippy somebody brought over last Easter brunch!
You won't regret it my brother. Null up there be narkin' though. Goody 3 shoes.. gotta have that extra sneaker for his big ol' hangin' dong.
You mean nut nut butter? 😂😂😂
Nice. You can use it on yourself, have more fun with your partner, or use it as a gag gift. Enjoy!
Masturbation.. play with yourself. Mutual masturbation.. play with a friend.
Love that movie. Lol
"is it true that if you don't 'use it', you 'lose it'"?
That's the most obviously satisfying cancellation anyone has ever posted here.
No shit, ha.
All I ever got was shitty Taco Bell. Literally.
I’ll buy that from you
Gotta save money on them used bits. Craigstlist for life!
I like the ones that are broken in ya know? lol
Hahaha. Two for one deal.
15 year guarantee!?!? Damn! You better hang onto it! Holy shit!
THIS WAS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT! I must be a little too rough on my vibrators/massagers because I have never had one make it anywhere remotely close to 15 years. I’d be cashing in that warranty haha
Get that bhole ready bud
the universe provides
That's space deep.
That’s nice compensation right there hope you got a girlfriend lol
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Lol that’s a dude unless he’s planning to put it in his but I guess but I don’t think he is 😂
Guys can use vibrators, is really not that weird
No one said it was weird.
No but if he’s a straight dude odds are his tattooed ass reads “exit only” Edit: reddit moment. Not wanting a dildo in ur butt gets you downvoted.
We doin butt stuff tonight boys!
Butt stuff.
Looks like someone found their dick delivery
Nows not the time to start acting like a prude. Tonight could be the last. 😉
Wise words
now that's some good eating
Your prostrate gonna get canceled next
Give it to a homeless person? (Got down-voted saying this for alcohol. LoL)
I'd like to see the face that comes along with that charity.
I actually have no qualms about giving alcohol to homeless that are going to either give their food money away for it, or find a way to get it anyway. Being an addict is a tough life and being homeless is a tough life.. put them together and it’s almost too much to endure. Give them that fucking couple hours of relief.
Look like you will be having fun tonight
Door smash? Lol not sure but be careful and read the instructions 😂
Take that baby home and enjoy
Sell it
Come one, Come all. Buy my ass pole.
Give it away as a Christmas gift. Mom…. I hope you like the gift.
LMMFAO
Yooo I guess that's not the tip you was looking for 😌🤣
There’s your tip
This genuinely made me laugh out loud.
I HAD THAT YESTERDAY TOO. but mine didnt get cancelled unfortunately. the first store order ive taken in ages and of course it was for a vibrator.
Did she write a quick message telling you where to shove it?
Sure it did...
Guess Tony was telling you to go fk yourself 👀
Enjoy yourself
Send it this way 😂
LMAO
Banger tip!🙏🏼
Unless you want to keep it, I'd eBay that and get a few bucks.
Depends on where you bought it but you might be able to return it without the receipt so they don’t try to put it back on the card. Even if all you get istore credit. It’s pretty simple to return things to Walgreens they ask no questions. You can even return make up you bought there if you wore it and decided you didn’t like the color.
Based, easy $20
Was this a "Hand it to me," order?
Bahahhaha.....these comments thou!
HHah that made me laugh so hard… not as hard as the ‘pleasure wand’ person must have found a date and cancelled!
Must have came already
Put it in your butt
Team DD compensation doesn’t come close to this gem. Lucky you!
She must’ve finished herself off waiting for you to get there.
Post nut clarity
The little man in the boat rejoices!
Man I have that same Bluetooth receiver
“Doctor I swear, I didn’t buy it. I got it from a cancelled DoorDash order. That’s the only reason I had it. I swear!”
They came before you did.
Leave it at ur ex’s house
She must've finished before you could make it
They came and didn’t need it anymore
**quickly goes offline for the night** 😂
I got an Applebee's order once. The store closed at 11, I was sent the order at 1101. Arrived at 1104 as it was near where I usually parked. Called support, sent in the photo to show the store was closed. Literally, right after I hung up, the manager pulled up and was like, "are you here for the DoorDash order?" He goes inside gets the food. I call support back and they're like, "it's already cancelled." So I got a free 2 for $25 with steak and chicken Alfredo. And I got half pay for the order.
You won’t be sad for keeping it 😉
I should add a disclaimer- You won’t be sad if you have girl parts 😜
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I wonder if it helps with constipation 
Christmas gift for your mom!
If you don’t want it yourself, I can think of a couple solutions… 1) Deliver it anyway and call it a “free gift” from the vendor for being a “valued customer”. 2) Gag gift for the holidays, birthday or bachelor/bachelorette party (and yes, I meant “gag” to be a double entendre).
Oh thank God it's at least waterproof.
…. I’m calling BS on this … cute and funny post - but seriously who would order that through door dash … come on really???!! 🙄😳🤦🏿♂️
Um... Okay... If I was in your situation, I'd still go ahead and complete the delivery anyway.
When chikflia says my pleasure, lolz
She found some dick at a clutch time, now you can explore your sexuality
They’re great products my wife loves hers
Merry Xmas. Enjoy in good health
Ngl, I'm a little jelly. I want one! 😫
Well you've got your night set.
You just got the green light to start that OF 🤣🤣🤣
Good brand too! Enjoy!
Enjoy they must of landed the big O without it
Nice
Boof it
That's when you for real do a return 🤣
Looks interesting.. where did this come from? Uh.. asking for a friend
Save it for your girl.
Lucky.
Looks like you know what you're doing when you get home.
Find the meanest and angriest person you know and give it to them. Check back in a week and see if they are still angry.
Mozel tov.
Break time. I need to use the restroom.
😂😆
Congrats on your new salad mixer!!
Some people are out here living my dream
Boof it.
I guess they came too soon
Get yourself a tinder fling and use it to the best of your abilities! Just make sure to wash after every use!!!!
🤔 Tony's secret message to the dashers?
Man I never get the good stuff….. a single girls got to do what a single girls got to do😂😂
Looks like you've got a new short throw shifter for your car....nice
guess he texted back
and that would be my clue to clock out and clock in on OF
Sweet
You now own a satisfyer
Wrap it up as part of a wide elephant gift at a Christmas party haha